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Unused Pedestrian Audio

This is a sub-page of Grand Theft Auto IV/Unused Audio.

Fastfoods - Racial Diversity#

Fastfood employees have a not really well implemented variation in the final version of the game, for example, female employees at places like Burger Shot and Cluckin' Bell are always Hispanic, and male employees are always African-American, while white employees are only used in the tw@ cafe and some diners. Due to this strange races share, some voice lines were left unused.

Location

Audio

Subtitles

F_Y_FASTFOODWHITES

Bye, thanks for killing hungry!

Thanks for your business and obesity.

Hi, ready for a Burger Shot?

Welcome, please give my burger a shot.

Welcome to Cluckin' Bell, where cruelties is our secret.

Hi, can I get you a bucket of fried love?

Thanks you. That's one less chicken.

Thanks for coming to Cluckin' Bell, buck-buck!

M_Y_FASTFOODWHITES

Ready for a Burger Shot in your face?

Burger Shot extra fatty meal today?

Hope you like to Burger Shot!

Thanks! Come again to Burger Shot!

Buck-buck! It's time for a cluck!

Ready for a cage raised chicken?

Thanks for fuckin' cluckin'!

Remember - Friday is wing day!

Here you go!

Enjoy your meal! Fucker.

Try not to get this all over yourself.

I didn't sneeze on this, promise!

Hi! I'm like glad to help.

Yo, welcome! What can I get you?

Hi, sing on theme song for a dollar off.

Greetings! Try the bulimic blowout.

Waitress Bringing the Check#

Among the audio, F_Y_Waitress has one unused line labeled as FOOD_BRING_CHECK_01, unknown how it was supposed to be triggered.

Pedestrian

Audio

Subtitles

F_Y_Waitress

There is. I hoping you are enjoying.

Memory Lanes#

The Memory Lanes employees have some unused lines.

Name and image of pedestrian

Audio

Subtitles

M_Y_BOWL_01_BN1 GTAIV_M_Y_BOWL_01_BN1.png

Thanks, and have a nice day!

Goodbye my friend!

You will come to Memory Lane again, yes?

Come again my friend!

Goodbye fellow bowler!

My friend, we do not like the monkey business.

Stop acting like a fool!

No drunkery in Memory Lanes, no!

Enough! Sit down or bowl.

Please tell me what you are doing!

Please, this is a good place for good people.

We don't want you in here, you hear me?!

Please, we do not want you here.

M_Y_BOWL_01_BN2 GTAIV_M_Y_BOWL_01_BN2.png

Okay, next time you do better, okay?

Hey, goodbye!

Our balls will be here when you return.

Until next time fellow bowler.

Be safe out there, this is a crazy city!

Sir, could you please not act like an animal?

We have civilized bowlers here my friend.

We cannot have this foolery in Memory Lanes!

Stop that! You are not a child, you are a man!

Come on now, act your age!

Sir, we do not want any trouble in Memory Lanes.

My friend, my friend, wait wait, you can't come in here!

This is a peaceful establishment, you understand?

Pimps and Prostitutes#

In rare cases, pimps can be seen interacting with hookers while they trying to stop any car. The interaction involves pimp approaching a hooker, stops for a second and then immediately walks away. Both pimps and hookers have CONV lines that cannot be heard anywhere, most likely they were supposed to be used in this case.

Pedestrian

Audio

Subtitles

M_Y_Runner

W-w-what'chu saying ho'?

What is fuckery, huh bitch?

Don't come with me with your cause-cause girl. I an' I is the don around here!

Easy now! Don't make me 'mash your don.

Don't make I an' I box your head in, seen?

I an' I gonna break your face in, bitch!

N\A

Raas clat!

Crazy bitch!

You best be making my money, bitch!

I an' I hope you getting your pom-pom run to their home!

I an' I going one to see a lot of money tonight girl!

N\A

You best not be getting festy with I an' I girl.

You know I'm vex I an' I, seen?

I an' I got no time to listen to this, I an' I got some chic coat.

N\A

You just make sure you bring that money, I ain't to waste time with you, bitch.

M_Y_Dealer

I'm not even listening to you.

What are you squawking about?

Hey, an idea, shut up!

I will fuck you, and I don't mean in the ass.

Don't freaking answer me back!

How about I kick your dry lazy ass?

Whatever, the uppers are now picky anyway.

Just shut up! I got shit to do.

Just call me when you get a soreass and lots of cash.

Get your freacking ass to work, baby.

You want my shit? You gotta earn it.

You got ass honey, now use it.

Even the ugly bitches make more than you.

Free market don't mean free, now get to work.

Stop pissing me off, I'm high as it is.

N\A

Go back to washing dishes, bitch.

Aw, I can't hear you!

F_Y_Hooker_01

What the..what...What's the matter with you today?

You just keep going on, going on, going on, don't you?

Now what's the matter? All the money went up your nose again?

Are you worried about getting your ass-kicked by the big boys?

What's the matter? Getting nervous again?

Oh, thought you said you was tough motherfucker.

Y'all keep talking while I go walking.

You was always no motherfucking good.

You got so much shit on you, you need lax to the max just to put your shoes on.

Why aren't you watching out for us?

You need to take the straw out of your nose and take care of your hoes!

How come we getting hastle so much, huh? Ain't you supposed to be protecting us?

You call yourself a pimp, P-I-M-P, please.

You about as much man as my grand-grandma.

Are you sure you ain't a woman in costume?

I've heard enough from you motherfucker, I'm outta here.

Yeah, go back to baking cookies okay?

N\A

F_Y_Hooker_03

I don't know what are you talking about.

What's your problem?

I don't need this shit today, okay man?

Look, I just got shift fucked and I'm not in the mood right now.

Fuck off, or find a new girl.

This ain't my problem, you deal with it.

Fuck off then you maricon.

I don't need this shit every fucking day!

This shit is the fucking limit!

I don't care if he's your friend, nobody does this shit to me!

I ain't even gonna do that shit again, it's still fucking bleeding!

N\A

N\A

My kid brother could protect me better than you, you fucking shithead!

I fucking hate you! I leave you as soon as I get cleaned.

You boy ain't shit out of me.

Look, I ain't got time for this shit right now.

I rather get fucked than talked to you. I'm going back to work.

Despite there's being only two pimps with such audio, # POPCYCLE_GROUP_PROSTITUTES_PIMPS in pedgrp.dat lists such pedestrians as M_Y_Bronx_01, M_Y_Drug_01 and M_Y_Shady_02, probably developers added them for the sake of variery, completely ignoring the fact about missing audio.

Crying#

Only hookers have lines related to crying, how they're supposed to be triggered is unknown.

F_Y_Hooker_01

F_Y_Hooker_03

Unused Bums Conversations#

There are specific lines called CONV_BUM, while the game uses only CONV_SMOKE.

Pedestrian

Audio

Subtitles

M_M_Alcoholic

N\A

Do you ever shut up?

Don't start thinking we friends.

So I soil myself time to time. No big deal.

A bottle of mouthwash and I'm ready to start the day.

I vote we get naked this afternoon.

M_M_Crackhead

You're insane!

You need psychiatric help.

Talk like that will get you denotified.

When they take your clothes you can't even eat pancakes.

Hey, my brother in a cop sometimes comes by with cookies!

I'm so cold, I just want to pick fat one.

M_M_Trampblack

N\A

N\A

My momma's ghost says you dead wrong.

We allowed to stay homeless so aliens can hunt us.

On the coldest nights, my momma's ghost keeps me warm.

N\A

M_M_Trampblack_BN2

You damn right.

Got that right.

That's what I'm talking about.

I love my pipe, it love me back.

Police always fucking with me.

I ain't never snitch.

Unused Pedestrian Features#

Continuation from the main page related to unused and removed pedestrian features.

Buying Strippers a Drink#

Location

Audio

Subtitles

M_O_STREET_01

You wanna make an old man happy and let me buy you a drink?

M_Y_PBRONX_01

Hey baby! Why don't I get you a drink?

Hey baby, you wanna have a drink with me?

M_Y_HARLEM_02

Nice tits! Wanna drink?

M_Y_SHADY_02

Can I buy you a drink?

You're so fucking hot! Let me buy you a drink.

M_Y_RUNNER

Come here girl, me going get you a drink.

Translation needed here

M_Y_DEALER

Hey slut, can I buy you a drink?

Can I get you something to drink, hot-tits?

M_Y_HARDMAN_01

Hi beautiful. What you drinking?

Why don't you sit down and have drink with a real man.

M_M_PITALIAN_01

Can I get you a drink, gorgeous?

What can I get you to drink, beautiful?

M_M_PITALIAN_02

Hey baby, can I buy those tits a drink?

Hey bitch, wanna do a shot with me?

M_M_PMANHAT_01

Damn you're hot. Can I buy you a drink?

M_M_PMANHAT_02

Get whatever you want, I'm buying, baby!

Only the best for my ledy, friend.

M_M_TRUCKER_01

Hey sweetheart, let me get you a drink.

Hey, great tits, can I buy you a drink?

M_Y_GBIK_HI_02

Hey, you with the tits, have a drink with me.

I wanna get you drunk!

M_Y_GBIK_LO_01

Hey there pretty lady, you thirsty?

Drag that fine ass over here for a drink!

M_Y_GBIK_LO_02

Hey baby, can I pour some whisky in those tits?

Need a drink?

M_Y_GBIK02_LO_02

Buy you a drink for a blowjob.

Nice tits! Wanna drink?

M_M_GBIK_LO_03

You want a Logger, baby?

Hey baby, how about a Logger?

M_Y_GLAT_HI_01

Hey mami, you wanna drink?

You wanna get busy in the champagne lounge, mami?

M_Y_GLAT_HI_02

Hey hermosa, you want a drink?

What you want to drink, gorgeous?

Mi amore! Can I buy you a drink?

M_Y_GLAT_LO_01

Ola sexy, come get twisted with me!

Oye mami, you wanna get drunk?

M_Y_GLAT_LO_02

Hey, can I buy some liquor to pawn you? Haha!

Mmm, you nipples are perfect translation needed here.

M_Y_GMAF_HI_01

Let me buy you a drink, sweety.

I'd love to get you a drink, baby.

M_Y_GMAF_HI_02

Gabella, wanna buy you a drink?

Hey there beautiful, why don't you let me buy you a drink, huh?

M_Y_GMAF_LO_01

Hey angel, can I get you a drink?

What do you want to drink huh? Can I get you a drink? Come on!

M_Y_GMAF_LO_02

Can I interest you in a little cognac?

You look like a bourgeoise kind of girl.

Ordering Food Drive-through#

Pedestrian

Audio

Subtitles

F_Y_STRIPPER_01

Can I get a number seven, please?

F_Y_STREET_30

Number five, please.

F_Y_STREET_34

Let me get a number two.

F_Y_TOURIST_01

I like a number forty seven, very large, extra meal and a diet sprunk.

F_Y_VILLBO_01

Can I get a diet sprunk?

M_M_BUSINESS_02

Give me a number two.

M_Y_TOUGH_05

Give me a number two and extra size that shit.

M_Y_SHADY_02

Let me get a number one.

M_Y_RUNNER

Ya man, can I get a number thirteen?

M_Y_PHARLEM_01

Number five, son, not nine, speak fucking english.

M_Y_HARDMAN_01

Uh, yeah, uh, give me number twelve.

Talking Outside of the Nightclub#

Pedestrian

Audio

Subtitles

F_Y_VILLBO_01

He's a total nerd and I love him!

An in a experimental play - I'm a penguin with aids.

N\A

F_Y_SOCIALITE

I gotta sleep with somebody tonight.

It's nights like this that I wish I was still drink.

I usually don't have to wait in line, it's only cuz I'm hanging out with you guys.

This place used to be way more picky about who they let in.

You gotta let me in, I'm fucking rich!

This is so humiliating.

F_Y_PRICH_01

Who do I have to blow to get in?

Why do I have to wait in line?

This club is great!

Oh, I gotta pee!

Please! I'll blow you!

I know the owner, asshole!

M_Y_BUSINESS_02

Oh shit, I think I forgot my GHB.

You think a twenty's enough to get me in?

Eh, I hope there's some tranny's in there.

M_Y_CHINATOWN_03

I hope this is better than usual, I get very depressed.

Another night another line, probably end up masturbating.

I used to have to take my mom nightclubbing.

M_Y_GAYYOUNG

Don't I look fabolous?

Where are all the hot guys?

I'm about to go very diva in a minute.

Anybody got any coke?

Offering Stolen Goods#

To do:
Some pedestrians speak different languages, translation is needed for such cases, as well as correction of grammatical errors.

Name and image of pedestrian

Audio

Subtitles

M_Y_COURIER GTAIV_M_Y_COURIER.png

Wanna help a starvin' poet?

Help beat the system and buy these from me!

Wanna help the environment?

Fight the power by purchasing from me!

Take a look what's for sale!

M_M_TRUCKER GTAIV_M_M_TRUCKER_01.png

Ay ay ay, my man! You wanna buy a watch?

Ay ay ay, cheap smokes!

Ay ay ay, you wanna gen-u-ine Crowex? One careless owner!

Ay ay! I got videogames, just two dollars people!

Fuck Vinewood, buy some pirate DVDs here.

M_Y_AIRWORKER GTAIV_M_Y_AIRWORKER.png

You want some cheap duty-free?

Hey, I've got some almost-new luggage for you!

Yo! You want to buy a camera? It's already got some great pictures of Vice City on it!

I can give any kind of luggage you want!

Yo! You want a bag? It's already packed for holiday!

M_M_TRAMPBLACK GTAIV_M_M_TRAMPBLACK.png

Hey! This will keep you safe from reptilians!

You do want protection from the aliens, right?

I smuggle this of mothership, buy one!

This is protection the aliens don't know about!

With this, those gray aliens can't hurt you!

M_M_ALCOHOLIC GTAIV_M_M_Alcoholic.png

Hey you, you wanna buy some cheese?

Hey! How much you give me for all my clothes?

Wanna buy a bag of peanuts for a dollar? I've been keeping them long.

Interested buying my ex-wife's jewelry? Might as well make some money out of the bitch, he he he he.

You look like someone who's into some sick porn. DVDs gone real cheap!

M_Y_HARLEM_02 GTAIV_M_Y_HARLEM_02.png

Hey you! You wanna buy some counterfeit real-world Crevis or Fruntalot?

Hey, want to buy some batteries?

Hey, you want to buy some DVDs?!

Hey, you want to buy a copy of Dragon Brain?

M_Y_HARLEM_04 GTAIV_M_Y_HARLEM_04.png

Selling hot shit, help a young brother out!

Look out for your boy, got one of these hit!

You ain't no sell-out, right? Help your boy out!

Young brother on his ground, yo. Help me out!

I ain't robbing or selling no drugs, just selling needs!

M_Y_PHARLEM_01 GTAIV_M_Y_PHARLEM_01.png

Son, I got that good shit, that hood shit!

My dude, get a wires hot, ya heard?!

Get 'em hot goods poppin' ya heard?!

'ey yo, B! Pick this fly shit I'm selling right here!

My dude, holla! I got some for you!

M_Y_QUEENSBRIDGE GTAIV_M_Y_QUEENSBRIDGE.png

Yo! You wanna buy a watch?

Yo! You wanna buy a chain?

You want some bling? I got this good shit right here, platinum.

Yo, you want some ice? Got some good shit right here.

Yo! I got all the new movies on DVD.

You like design cologne? What kind you like?

M_Y_HARDMAN_01 GTAIV_M_Y_HARDMAN_01.png

I got a genuine Derriere bag. Only three hundred bucks.

Wanna buy a Didier Sachs bag? I got a whole box full!

Derriere bag? I beat their security system, so I can certainly beat their prices.

De Koch neckless, half price, who wants it?

You want a new watch?

M_Y_TOUGH_05 GTAIV_M_Y_TOUGH_05.png

Yo! Got some videogames here, still shrinkwrapped! M-rated!

You like hip-hop? I got a ton of CDs here, good prices!

Yo yo! I got purses. Didier Sachs, authentic!

I got some DVD players out back. Check em' out!

I got all those torture porn movies in half price. Kids are reading these things up!

M_Y_RUNNER GTAIV_M_Y_RUNNER.png

Who want to buy a nice cheap watch?

Me got real genuine handbags for sale!

Come and get a watch cheap, cheap-cheap, yeah!

Nice yourself up with a new watch, seen?

M_Y_DEALER GTAIV_M_Y_DEALER.png

Quality products, man?

Good shit, DVDs?

I got quality shit, you want some?

Wanna buy some stuff, man?

Hey, you wanna buy some stolen videogames?

M_Y_DRUG_01 GTAIV_M_Y_DRUG_01.png

Wanna buy a blue wireless headsets? Look fly while you brain fries!

Hey, You wanna low-fi CD? Come on man, I can't even give this shit away!

You interested in buying some condoms? Cheap as fuck and good as new!

Wanna go-Crowex watch? Real cheap, I got have flipped them today!

Check out this gold jewelry, this is the real deal! Just don't wear it in the shower.

M_Y_CHOPSHOP_02 GTAIV_M_Y_CHOPSHOP_02.png

Hurry up holmes! This is quality shit!

I got good deals on this shit, simón!

These are hot ese! Get 'em quick!

What's up holmes! You want a good deal?

Hurry up holmes! Don't miss out on this deal.

M_Y_STREET_04 GTAIV_M_Y_STREET_04.png

Hey hey! Want to buy one of my CDs? German influence hip-hop!

Interested in buying a gold clit ring? This chick left it in my car!

Want some ticked to the Swingers game? Going cheap!

Hey hey! Want to buy some porn? Really filthy stuff, German!

Hey! Check out these Gnocci watches, ten dollars!

M_Y_STREETPUNK_02 GTAIV_M_Y_STREETPUNK_02.png

DVDs, CDs!

Max Renda, get your rend on!

Crowex, Kronos, right here!

New music for sale here!

M_M_SELLER_01 GTAIV_M_M_SELLER_01.png

Hey, you wanna buy a pack of silencers? They put a smile on your face!

Interested in some alco patches? Going cheap, perfect for the office!

Hey, you wanna buy a credit card? It's good for at least two hours!

Check out these Perseus scarves! Late in style stolen, this morning.

Hey, you wanna buy a cellphone? It's got a lots of porn on it!

M_Y_CHINVEND_01 GTAIV_M_Y_CHINVEND_01.png

Translation needed here

I got a warehouse full of comfy chairs, you looking?

In the market for some tire-irons?

Quality ground rhino horn, you in?

M_M_STREETFOOD_01 GTAIV_M_Y_VENDOR.png

Bootleg DVDs, Bootleg DVDs!

I got Dragon Brain on DVD!

Designer perfume half-off!

Wanna buy some nice watches?

Designer bags! Who wants one?

Walkie-Talkie#

To do:
Some pedestrians speak different languages, translation is needed for such cases, as well as correction of grammatical errors.

Name and image of pedestrian

Audio

Subtitles

M_Y_FIREMAN_BLACK GTAIV_M_Y_FIREMAN_BLACK.png

Copy that!

Roger!

Stop talking trash, keep the line open!

Get off the line, wackjob!

M_Y_FIREMAN_WHITE GTAIV_M_Y_FIREMAN_WHITE.png

Don't worry, he's just a trouble maker.

Can we catch a break?

I can't size it up from here!

We just got a validate.

M_M_FIRECHIEF GTAIV_M_M_FIRECHIEF.png

What the hell you saying, it sound like you have a shit in your mouth!

Anyone else pick this up? I'm gonna go get drunk.

Alright, I'll go see what's going on.

What are you talking about, shit-mouth?

M_O_HOTEL_FOOT GTAIV_M_O_HOTEL_FOOT.png

Hey, I'm ready and waiting.

What, you got something for me?

Hey, I'm on a break here!

That ain't my job, and you know it!

What? No, jeez!

M_M_HPORTER_01 GTAIV_M_M_HPORTER_01.png

The guest here make me sick!

Can I go on break now?

I had sex with another guest!

I am so bored!

Get a real job!

F_O_MAID_01 GTAIV_F_O_MAID_01.png

Alright, alright, don't get mad I'll go.

Extra hours? Fuck no, I have a date tonight.

Don't speak in between your teeht, I don't understand anything.

I can't anymore, I need a break.

I'm absolutely tired of all these snobs here.

M_M_TRAIN_01 GTAIV_M_M_TRAIN_01(walkietalkie).png

Yo, I saw rat the size of the pitbull in the tunnels.

That overtime was my overtime, you know that I'm saying?

Quit trippin' and get back to work, man.

Telling you man, the dude was down in the tunnels for months!

Tell her I'll talk when my shift is over, alright?

M_M_BUSDRIVER GTAIV_M_M_BUSDRIVER.png

Yes ma sir, me heading back a terminal.

Boss, I an' I already out of me route!

I an' I got another three hours ago!

Yes sir, me come see ya when me get to terminal!

M_Y_SWAT_BLACK GTAIV_M_Y_SWAT_BLACK.png

Copy that.

Repeat that, please?

You already told me that!

Understood.

M_Y_SWAT_HISPANIC GTAIV_M_Y_SWAT_HISPANIC.png

Yeah, check that.

Dispatch, can you repeat?

Dispatch, we on that.

Dispatch, we got it covered.

M_Y_SWAT_WHITE GTAIV_M_Y_SWAT_WHITE.png

Roger that.

I can be there in five.

Say again?

I'll take care of it, over.

M_Y_PMEDIC_CHINESE GTAIV_M_Y_PMEDIC_CHINESE.png

I'm on my way now!

Got it covered!

I'm on it!

Minigames#

Darts Players#

It seems that in addition to friends and Irish gangsters, the player could also play darts with bikers, but it is impossible to say where exactly, since the game only has Irish bars that offer darts, probably at some stage of development there was a biker bar or other establishment where darts was featured.

Name and image of pedestrian

Audio

Subtitles

M_M_GBIK_LO_03 GTAIV_m_m_gbik_lo_03.png

Who fucked with my darts?!

Are these darts waved wrong?

What's with the trick darts?

Who's your daddy?

Right down the center again!

He kicks dart ass again!

M_Y_GBIK_HI_01 GTAIV_m_y_gbik_hi_01.png

Ayy! That's not what I meant to do.

Too older, too older!

Who fucking nudged me?

Yes, nailed it!

I just pictured my daddy on the board.

Yes, bile the fuck down!

M_Y_GBIK_HI_02 GTAIV_m_y_gbik_hi_02.png

I hate this fucking game!

Fucking darts, fuck dude!

These flights are all shit!

I rule this fucking game!

Yeah! Hell yeah!

Fucking yes!

M_Y_GBIK02_LO_02 GTAIV_m_y_gbik02_lo_02.png

Man! Must be my bad arm.

I'm just a little drunk.

Man, must be old pills.

I'm a dart fucking champion!

I can do triple twenties all the time!

I'm on fire!

M_Y_GBIK_LO_01 GTAIV_m_y_gbik_lo_01.png

Dang it!

Is there a breeze in here?

I never was good at numbers.

Look at that!

I'm on fire!

Shit, I impress myself!

M_Y_GBIK_LO_02 GTAIV_m_y_gbik_lo_02.png

Fuck!

Come on!

What?!

Yeah!

Alright!

That's right!

Bowling Players#

Seems that the player had the ability to play bowling not only alone or against a friend, but also against various pedestrians that spawn in the bowling alley and play on their own. This possible feature is evidenced by these lines that are related to playing against the player.

Name and image of pedestrian

Audio

Subtitles

F_Y_SHOP_03 GTAIV_F_Y_SHOP_03.png

Better than losing, I suppose.

Tying is so un-American.

Well that fucking sucks!

I though I had that one in the bag.

What's going on with my game?!

I'm choking here big time!

I'm on fire toda-a-a-y!

Un-fucking-stoppable!

Can't take the heat?

Too much for you, huh?

Woo! I fucking rock!

The sweet smell of victory!

M_Y_HARDMAN_01 GTAIV_M_Y_HARDMAN_01.png

Good game.

Not bad I suppose.

Fuck that!

Jesus christ!

This is going bad!

What the fuck's happening?!

That's what I like to see!

Okay come on, yeah!

Where you think you going?

Can't handle it huh?

Awesome!

Damn I'm good!

M_Y_STREETPUNK_04 GTAIV_M_Y_STREETPUNK_04.png

Interesting, a tie.

A tie? Now what?

You beat me? You remind me a lot of my father he said ironically.

Well done, I'm really happy for you.

I know I'm shitty at this, but I got a big cock so fuck you.

This game is bullshit, it's for lozers.

It's okay you in the presents of a genius.

I'm winning, and I'm still cooler than you.

You're leaving? Pathetic!

Where you going? We're not done!

Well done.

You lost, I won.

M_Y_HARLEM_02 GTAIV_M_Y_HARLEM_02.png

Tie is for sissys!

Come on! A tie?

These roids are bullshit!

I though this was fixed!

Shit, I should stick to jacking off.

I'm an idiot!

You see me, the king?!

I'm the man! I'm like Howitzer.

Quitter? Your momma called you?

I won bitches!

I should really try the translation needed here

M_Y_BOWL_01_BN1 GTAIV_M_Y_BOWL_01_BN1.png

We are equals, yes?

You are as good as me.

Nooo! What happened?!

This cannot be! I do not lose, I will not lose!

Curse this ball, I curse you!

Someone put me out of my misery!

Ye-e-e-s, hahaha!

Worship me bowlers, your god is here!

Ah, you do not want to lose, eh?

You quit? Now?

I win, hahaha!

I am the winner!

M_Y_BOWL_01_BN2 GTAIV_M_Y_BOWL_01_BN2.png

It is a draw.

We are tied, yes?

I play this game horribly!

Oh well, back to my wife, wonderful.

My wife is in my head I can't get out.

Oh, too many things on my mind.

Woo!

No one can beat me, no one!

You cannot walk away, not now!

Why do you quit?

Ha ha, I won yes? I am the winner!

I cannot stop winning!

Pool Players#

A lot of pedestrians have pool-related lines, mostly gang members. In the final version of the game, the player can play pool either with friends or in the Homebrew Cafe with Jamaican gang members.

Location

Audio

Subtitles

M_Y_BOHOGUY_01

I hope you're happy for yourself.

I couldn't appreciate the ecstasy of victory if I didn't feel the sting of defeat.

How was is that there are so many people on this city, but we all feel so alone?

I just keep thinking about this idea I had for a play.

When you've got it - you've got it.

It's like I've got some mystic zen shit going on, right?

Can't handle the heat? Get outta the kitchen.

And it takes it! The crowd aren't surprised!

I'd like to thank my friends, my professors, my family.

How can I factor in shots like that?

I think you should be a follow if you don't call your pocket.

If you're happy to win in that way, go ahead.

It's all part of the mind game.

You asking yourself - was that a mistake, or was it on purpose?

Now's your chance, there won't be another.

Hot and cold.

I'm mixing up my game to fuck with your mind.

Pressure is on now, turning up the heat.

Icecold, I'm a killer.

Swish.

There's a lot more where that came from.

F_Y_STREET_05

Even-steven this time.

Glad to decide this another time.

God, I suck shit.

Next time it'll be different.

Where did I put my head today?

What a dork I am today.

Oh yeah, I'm in the zone!

She does it again!

Don't go all chicken on me.

Come on, what are you afraid of?

It's about time I won something!

For once justice prevails!

Lucky shot.

That was pure luck and you know it.

Give me a break.

Oh no, not again.

I suck at pool!

Again?

Oh come on!

You guys do not just see that.

Oh, too many late nights.

Oh yeah!

She shoots - she scores!

There is a new superhero in town.

M_Y_GAFR_HI_01

This shit ain't count!

Nuh-uh, I ain't playing this shit no more.

I don't give a fuck!

That motherfucker cheated!

Wow! That's never happened.

I'm the man, I own this shit!

Just call me the greatest!

I'm the king of this shit here!

Give me my props!

Did I just win? Haha!

That's a lucky fucking shot.

So you still suck.

Fuck this game!

I'm just playing for fun anyway!

Damn, bullshit!

Now my hand slip.

Oh, no no, motherfucker cheating up in here!

Y-e-e-es!

Oh yeah!

Who the man?!

M_Y_GAFR_HI_02

Fuck it. I'm still the flyest player in Holland.

Man, I was chump change, so fucking what?

Did someone put some shit in my fucking drink?

Knew I shoulda skip that quickey before the game.

Okay a bitch must a put rude on me or something.

This shit is like take a candy from a bitch!

Damn I'm smooth, just like my daddy!

I'm a beating your pockets like loose change, playa!

Call me the bus driver, cuz I just took you to school!

Can't play the player, baby? Now pay up!

Sunshines on every dogs behind.

Big deal, you can do a twice can you?

Man, I might even be hustlin' you right now.

I did that shit on purpose, still gonna win!

Man, I'm just keeping it interesting.

Man, I'm just trying to set up a different shot.

Not quite ready to run a table yet, player?

Man, I'm just playing with your ass, player.

Was that a harsh shot? Not for me it ain't.

I can do this shit in my sleep, player.

We can all be as fly as your boy.

M_M_GRU2_HI_01

Shit!

Well played. This time.

I'm playing like shit today.

What is wrong with me today?

This is not my day.

Okay okay!

I like this!

Я мастер! (I am a master!)

Did you see that? I won!

Yes, okay, I win!

I do not believe that.

What? How the fuck did that happened?

Oh shit!

How the fuck did I miss that?

Again? I fucking miss!

There it is!

I got it!

Oh yes!

M_M_GRU2_HI_02

Чёрт! (Damn!)

Нахуй! (Fuck this!)

I hate this game anyway.

Это игра для неполноценных. (This is a game for the disabled people.)

Пиздец, дерьмо! (Fuck, shit!)

I could have invented this game.

I hope you watching closely.

Вот так играют! (This is how we play!)

Ага! Ты проиграл. (Aha! You lost.)

Я король паркета! (I am the king of parquet!)

Ты явно мухлюешь. (You're clearly cheating.)

If you are cheating I will kill you.

Ёб твою! (Goddamn you!)

Чёрт! (Damn!)

Пиздец! (Fuck!)

Что за хуйня?! (What the fuck?!)

What the fuck is happening to me?

I don't believe this shit!

Я сильнейший! (I'm the strongest!)

Did you see that fucking shot?!

Гениально! (Brilliant!)

M_M_GRU2_LO_02

I hate this fucking game!

Okay, well done!

Я, блять, хреново играю! (Fuck, I am playing badly!)

This is a crap game!

Ah, fuck it!

I'm so good!

What a master!

Высший, бля, пилотаж! (Fucking aerobatics!)

Yes! How do you like that?

Fuck yes!

You lucky fuck!

Да тебе просто повезло! (You just got lucky!)

No fucking way!

Что за хуйня?! (What the fuck?!)

The table is not flat!

I'm so good!

Fuck! I'm good.

Мне блять нахуй на Олимпийские игры пора! (It's about fucking time for me to go to the Olympic games!)

M_O_GRUS_HI_01

Ерунда! (Nonsense!)

Мой проигрыш - воля Господня! (My loss is God's will!)

Невезуха! (Bad luck!)

Видели бы как я в молодости! (You should have seen me when I was young!)

Мне как дураку везёт! (I'm lucky like a fool!)

Итак, урок номер один! (Alright, lesson number one!)

Учитесь, бараны! (Learn you sheeps!)

Я человек с большим опытом, согласны? (I am a person with a lot of experience, agree?)

Во всём жизнь из нас делает либо победителей, либо побеждённых! (In everything, life makes us either winners or losers!)

Сильнейший всегда выигрывает! (The strongest is always winning!)

Я рассчитал траекторию! (I calculated the trajectory!)

Ничего просто так не случается. (Nothing just happens.)

Ну ка, ещё раз! (Well, let's do it again!)

Меня подтолкнули! (I was pushed!)

Чёрт тебя побери! (Damn you!)

Ёб твою, чёрт, блять! (Goddamn you, damn, fuck!)

Нахуй этот кий! (Screw this cue!)

Ты меня отвлёк, зараза! (You distracted me, you bastard!)

Смотри и учись. (Watch and learn.)

Вот как это делается. (This is how it gets done.)

У меня явный талант! (I am clearly have a talent!)

M_Y_GBIK_HI_01

Did you fucking dope me?

Fucking wrist injury.

Something throwing me off here.

Maybe I do better if I was more drunk.

You got something to say to me?

Man! I'm on fire!

Looks like you've picked the wrong day to play!

Believe it or not, I ain't always this good.

Oh yeah, yeah! Eat my dick!

Wo-hoo, you went down, down in flames!

You got a friend upstairs. That's for sure.

Really? We shouldn't even count that.

I think it's time we change the rules.

This cue ain't straight.

Motherfucking fucking fuck!

Well, I didn't leave you with much.

Let me take that again.

What the fuck just happened?

That wasn't so hard.

I make shots like that all the time!

You want lessons? Just ask.

M_M_GBIK_LO_03

You got lucky this time.

This won't happened again, so enjoy it asshole!

Cut me a break, I'm still a strongout.

I told you I hate this game!

Gotta get my shit together.

Now we're talking!

Looks like the streak is on!

You might as well cut your losses.

Angels of Death, baby!

I should be on a magazine cover!

Let me see you do that again.

That was such a one-off.

Aw, man!

Not again, man!

Are these cues translation needed here or something?

I'm still a little strongout.

That deck must have a long half life.

I think a table is fucked up.

I told you I can find any hole!

A pooltable or a chick, I find a holes!

Another rocket in a pocket!

M_Y_GIRI_LO_01

Fuck!

Oh fuck this!

This ain't going well.

I mean fuck this shit!

I'm gonna give up in a minute.

Haha, I'm so good!

Check me out!

You see that?

He wins!

Oh yeah!

You lucky son of a bitch.

Oh you so fucking lucky.

Ah, jesus, no!

I don't believe it.

This is not my fucking day!

Oh, jesus!

Oh fuck me!

What a fucking disaster!

That was a fucking miracle!

I'm the fucking best!

That was awesome!

Unknown Game Players#

Several pedestrians have lines related to playing a minigame, but it is unknown which minigame exactly, it could be bowling, darts, pool, etc., as these lines generic ones and could be connected with anything, however, they are not used anywhere in the game.

Location

Audio

Subtitles

M_M_CHINATOWN

Businessman lose.

I the losing.

Defeat in my future.

Close to win!

Soon comes victory!

Ay, why you no play?

Wha, why you stopping?

Businessman win!

Hahaha, you the losing!

M_Y_CHINATOWN_03

Why do I lose at everything, why?!

Another thing I suck at, just great.

Yeah yeah, another setback, so what?

Bad person, bad lover, bad at this, I so suck!

Okay, I'm a fool but I can play this.

You are looking at the winner my friend!

Next time Translation needed here

Yo! Banzai dude!

Yeah! Top of the world at this at least!

This is the best thing that happened all day!

M_Y_DORK_02

I'm going home to wackoff and cheer myself up.

This game sucks!

I bet I can win if I was playing online.

You're a lamer, I'm awesome!

I'm totally gonna win this.

Oh, you quitting early?

You knew I was going to win.

Ha ha, I win!

M_Y_STREET_03

Ugh, I'm a loser.

This looks so easy on TV.

Man, my dad was right, I do suck.

That's going to hunt my dreams.

I'm going to be player of the game!

I'm in the zone! Nothing stopping me today!

Being a quitter is for liberals!

Don't go, come on! Let's finish the game.

Sweet victory, ain't nothing like it!

Oh yeah, I'm king shit!