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Item Descriptions

This is a sub-page of Saints Row (2006)/Unused Text.

There's many, many unused descriptions for items that aren't seen, some of them being placeholder. Though they were even translated into other languages except for the weapon descriptions.

Weapons#

Krukov, VICE 9, GDHC .50, Shotgun, RPG Launcher, Charge Launcher, Tombstone, Sniper Rifle and AR-40 Xtnd#

Bang bang! Point and shoot.

NR4#

Glock

Knife#

Shank Ya

.44 Shepherd#

Magnum Handgun.

Molotov Cocktail#

Thrown weapon, explodes into fire on impact.

Nightstick#

One-handed bash weapon

Pipe Bomb, Grenade#

Light the fuse and let it fly.

AS12 Riot#

spas 12.

Twelve Gauge#

Sawed-off DBL Barrel Shotgun.

Pimp Slap#

Pimp slap for pimp hat

Scrapped Weapons#

Interestingly, there's descriptions for scrapped weapons.

PCP#

PCP
Dream on, Dream on, Dream oooooon! Dream with me! Dream for the year!

Also known as an air gun. Such a weapon would not appear until Saints Row IV in the How The Saints Save Christmas DLC as the Xmas BB Gun. The description references the chorus of the 1973 song Dream On by Aerosmith.

Stun Gun#

Stun Gun
Apply electric shock

The description implies that it was actually intended to be a gun-based tazer, which would appear in Saints Row 2.

Tire#

Tire
One-handed bash weapon

Judging by the description and name, it's most likely a tire iron. It reuses the description from the nightstick.

Camera#

Camera
Camera

No camera "weapon" ever appears in any other game.

Cellphone#

Cellphone

There is no description for that "weapon".

Consumables#

40 oz.#

English

French

German

Sit back and crack open a Billy Dee.
Assieds-toi tranquille et ouvre-toi une bonne bière.
Lehn dich zurück und knack 'nen Billy Dee.

Spanish

Italian

Japanese

Relájate y ábrete una botellita.
Rilassati e apriti una Billy Dee.
まあ座ってビールでも開けろよ。

Gin N' Juice, Cognac and Bubbly#

English

French

German

Pop cap and drink it.
Y a qu'à ouvrir et lever le coude.
Knacken und trinken.

Spanish

Italian

Japanese

Abre el tapón y bébetelo.
Stappa e bevi.
キャップを開けて飲ってくれ。

Blunt#

English

French

German

Your standard, run-of-the-mill blunt.  Good for glaucoma and Phish concerts.
Un petit bédo ordinaire. Idéal pour le glaucome et les concerts de reggae.
Dein Standard draufhauen-und-abhauen-Schläger. Gut für Konzerte von Glaucoma und Phish.

Spanish

Italian

Japanese

Un porro de los de siempre. Ideal para conciertos de heavy metal.
Il tuo spinello d'ordinanza. Ottimo per i glaucomi e per spassarsela ai concerti.
いつものマリファナ。緑内障とPhishのコンサートにはもってこい。

Pipe#

English

French

German

Hey man...have you ever looked at the back of a $20 bill....on WEEEEEEED?
Yo, mec... t'as déjà vu le verso d'un billet de 20.... sur de la beuuuuuuuuuuuh?
Hey, Mann! Hast du dir jemals dir Rückseite einer 20 Dollarnote angesehen?

Spanish

Italian

Japanese

Eh, tío, ¿alguna vez has mirado un billete de 20... mientras estás COLOCAAADOOO?
Ehi, amico... hai mai guardato il retro di una banconota da 20 dollari... dopo un po' di erba?
よう、葉っぱ20ドルでどう?

Spliff#

English

French

German

The weakest form of weed, mostly pencil shavings and oregano.  This is the stuff you used to get back in middle school.
Le bédo le plus léger: principalement des copeaux de crayon mélangés à de l'origan. Idéal pour le collégien fauché.
Die schwächste Form von Gras - Im Wesentlichen Reste aus dem Anspitzer mit Oregano. Das ist das Zeug, das du damals in der Sekundarstufe genommen hast.

Spanish

Italian

Japanese

La forma más débil de marihuana, casi todo virutas y orégano. Es lo que te solían dar cuando ibas al instituto.
L'erba nella sua forma più innocua. Perlopiù segatura e origano. È la roba con cui ti facevi alle medie.
オレガノと鉛筆の削りカスばっかの一番軽い葉っぱ。中学の頃よくヤったアレだ。

Bong#

English

French

German

Snootchie-bootchies!
Pour un trip d'enfer!
Helferchen!

Spanish

Italian

Japanese

¡Choca esos cinco, tío!
Farsi un cannone!
ハシャごうぜ!

Big Swallow#

English

French

German

A styrofoam cup of any delicious cola beverage.
Verre en carton rempli d'une délicieuse boisson cola.
Ein Styropor-Becher mit einem köstlichen Cola-Getränk.

Spanish

Italian

Japanese

Un vaso de poliexpán con una deliciosa bebida de cola.
Un bicchierone di ottima bibita alla cola.
紙コップ入りコーラ

The Fist#

English

French

German

A pound and a half of meat, tomatoes, onions and hot spicy brown mustard.  This big-ass burger is huge.
700 grammes de viande, de tomates, d'oignons et de moutarde ultra-forte. Ce burger est gigantesque!
Anderthalb Pfund Fleisch, Tomaten, Zwiebeln und scharfer brauner Senf. Dieser verfluchte Burger ist riesig.

Spanish

Italian

Japanese

Una libra y media carne, tomate, cebolla y una mostaza muy picante. Esta megahamburguesa es enorme.
Seicentottanta grammi di carne, pomodori, cipolla e senape piccante. Un hamburger davvero fantastico.
特大バーガー(トマト オニオン ブラウンマスタード)

The Twins#

English

French

German

Two identical half pound burgers
Deux burgers de 250 grammes chacun.
Zwei identische 500g Burger.

Spanish

Italian

Japanese

Dos hamburguesas de media libra idénticas
Due hamburger identici da duecento grammi.
ハンバーガー2個セット

Chicken Bazooms#

English

French

German

Giant, oval chicken nuggets.
Des énormes nuggets au poulet!
Gigantische Chicken-Nuggets

Spanish

Italian

Japanese

Nuggets de pollo gigantes de forma ovalada.
Crocchette di pollo giganti ovali.
特大チキンナゲット

Prop Names#

Hidden Item Names#

Each "prop" in the game has a hidden internal name attached to them, even some used in cutscenes. They were oddly translated into Japanese. The names would be used as Improvised Weapons in Saints Row 2.

English

Japanese

watchcase=watch case
spraycancut=spray can
spraypaint=spray paint
liquorbottle=liquor bottle
jackhammer=jackhammer
quarter=quarter
dollarbill100=100 dollar bill
photolynn=photo of Lynn
photokingjulius=photo of King and Julius
lighter=lighter
cigarette=cigarette
bouquet=bouquet
chairjohnny=Johnny's chair
lollipop=lollipop
rag=rag
stack100=stack100
Delivery Goods=Delivery Goods
sniper_rifle_cs=Sniper Rifle
badge_police=Police Badge
keys_car=Car Keys
watchcase=時計ケース
spraycancut=スプレー缶
spraypaint=ペイント スプレー
liquorbottle=酒瓶
jackhammer=削岩機
quarter=麻薬
dollarbill100=100 dollar bill
photolynn=photo of Lynn
photokingjulius=photo of King and Julius
lighter=lighter
cigarette=cigarette
bouquet=bouquet
chairjohnny=Johnny's chair
lollipop=lollipop
rag=rag
stack100=stack100
Delivery Goods=Delivery Goods
sniper_rifle_cs=Sniper Rifle
badge_police=Police Badge
keys_car=Car Keys