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Unused Store Owners

This is a sub-page of Saints Row (2006)/Unused Audio/Unused Dialogue/Store Owners.

There exists nearly a dozen unused store owners for existing pedestrians, which all have unused respective voice clips. While most of the used store owners are varied, the unused owners suggest that they were supposed to change with different ones at various times, or that Stilwater originally had more shops.

AFRICH (Branded)#

Intended for Branded, even though only one branch exists in Filmore, operated by WFBIZ...who also runs the Impressions store.

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AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_1

AFRICH

By the looks of you, I can see you're in desperate need of a new outfit.

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_2

AFRICH

Welcome to Branded. Uh-please be sure you're in the right place.

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_3

AFRICH

Are you sure that you're not looking for one of the, cheaper clothing stores?

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_4

AFRICH

Uh, please come in if you intend to buy something.

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_5

AFRICH

Our selection is wonderful for...those who can afford it.

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_6

AFRICH

Uh, do come in and look around.

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_1

AFRICH

Oh I'm sure that'll look wonderful on you!

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_2

AFRICH

Eh, don't handle the merchandise too roughly...

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_3

AFRICH

I...certainly hope your hands are clean if you insist on touching anything.

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_4

AFRICH

Don't touch what you can't afford, please.

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_5

AFRICH

I'm sure that we'll have something here that'll improve your luck.

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_6

AFRICH

Remember, we don't do layaway...

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_1

AFRICH

Will that be cash, check or credit?

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_2

AFRICH

Impeccable taste.

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_3

AFRICH

You have an eye for fashion.

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_4

AFRICH

I knew you had taste the moment you walked in here.

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_5

AFRICH

This should be a nice commission...

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_6

AFRICH

What a lovely selection you have here.

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_7

AFRICH

Hm, nothing from last season. My compliments.

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_8

AFRICH

This should fit your figure perfectly.

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_9

AFRICH

Would you like your receipt in the bag?

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_10

AFRICH

Who would've thought someone like you could shop here?

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNFARE_1

AFRICH

Come back when you have some taste...

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNFARE_2

AFRICH

Perhaps you should try Sloppy Seconds.

Robbery#

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Character

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Transcript (Transcribed)

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNATTK_1

AFRICH

You never should've come here!

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNATTK_2

AFRICH

Your filthy hands won't touch a dollar of this money!

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNHELD_1

AFRICH

I won't give you any trouble, I swear!

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNHELD_2

AFRICH

Take what you want, I won't stop you!

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNHELD_3

AFRICH

Oh my god, a gun!

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNSAFEREV_1

AFRICH

Do-don't shoot, I'll take you to the safe!

AFRICH_SPE_STOREOWNSAFEOPEN_1

AFRICH

That's everything! Now get out of here!

AFRICH_SPE_STORESAFESC_1

AFRICH

Why are you doing this?

AFRICH_SPE_STORESAFESC_2

AFRICH

We have you on tape, the police will find you!

AMSPRT (Brown Baggers)#

Intended for Brown Baggers. Oddly, there are no STOREOWNBROW or STOREOWNBUY voice clips.

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AMSPRT_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_1

AMSPRT

What do you need?

AMSPRT_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_2

AMSPRT

Looking for somethin' to drink?

AMSPRT_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_3

AMSPRT

Whatever the party, we've got something for it.

AMSPRT_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_4

AMSPRT

Brown Baggers knows just when you need! ...Alcohol.

AMSPRT_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_5

AMSPRT

If it's a drink you want, you've come to the right place!

AMSPRT_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_6

AMSPRT

Welcome to Brown Baggers.

AMSPRT_SPE_STOREOWNFARE_1

AMSPRT

Get out!

AMSPRT_SPE_STOREOWNFARE_2

AMSPRT

No loitering!

Robbery#

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Character

Audio

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AMSPRT_SPE_STOREOWNATTK_1

AMSPRT

I've got too much invest in that store for you to fuck it up!

AMSPRT_SPE_STOREOWNATTK_2

AMSPRT

Nobody gets away with that here! Not while I'm around!

AMSPRT_SPE_STOREOWNHELD_1

AMSPRT

And people wonder why I drink!

AMSPRT_SPE_STOREOWNHELD_2

AMSPRT

Damn, why don't you just people give a key to the register!

AMSPRT_SPE_STOREOWNHELD_3

AMSPRT

...Shift was almost up!

AMSPRT_SPE_STOREOWNSAFEREV_1

AMSPRT

...No need to get crazy! I'll take you to the safe!

AMSPRT_SPE_STOREOWNSAFEOPEN_1

AMSPRT

You got what you want...can you go now?!

AMSPRT_SPE_STORESAFESC_1

AMSPRT

Don't hurt me! I just work here!

AMSPRT_SPE_STORESAFESC_2

AMSPRT

You're going to jail for this!

BFPOR (Rusty's Needle/Brown Baggers)#

Intended for Rusty's Needle, though some of the other voice clips suggest that she was a Brown Baggers store owner at first. There's also an alternate BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNSAFEREV_1 voice clip confusingly marked as "BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNSAFEREV_1BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNSAFEREV_1".

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BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_1

BFPOR

We've got the best flash in Stilwater!

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_2

BFPOR

Lookin' to get inked up?

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_3

BFPOR

Come on in!

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_4

BFPOR

...Take a look round, I don't mind!

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_5

BFPOR

Thinking of anything in paticular?

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_6

BFPOR

Welcome to Rusty's Needle, what can I do for ya?

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_1

BFPOR

Take your time...it's a big decision.

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_2

BFPOR

If you see it up there, I can do it.

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_3

BFPOR

Yeah...that'll look nice.

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_4

BFPOR

What are you trying to say with that one?

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_5

BFPOR

I think that one suits you pretty good.

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_6

BFPOR

That one's real popular lately.

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_1

BFPOR

I think I'm getting pretty good at that.

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_2

BFPOR

Have a seat, let's get to work.

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_3

BFPOR

You better hold still, the last guy didn't.

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_4

BFPOR

If you sure that's what you want.

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_5

BFPOR

This needle is pretty new, I guess.

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_6

BFPOR

No accounting for taste!

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_7

BFPOR

Let's do this, baby.

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_8

BFPOR

You're not gonna feel a thing.

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_9

BFPOR

Don't worry, the last shot hasn't hit me yet.

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_10

BFPOR

You better keep it clean, it's not our fault if it gets nasty.

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNFARE_1

BFPOR

Get the hell out of my store!

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNFARE_2

BFPOR

Good thinking, better sleep on it right?

Robbery#

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Character

Audio

Transcript (Transcribed)

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNATTK_1

BFPOR

You're not robbin' my shop, motherfucker!

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNATTK_2

BFPOR

Oh no you don't-I earned this money!

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNHELD_1

BFPOR

I gotta get a real job!

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNHELD_2

BFPOR

You don't got to shoot...okay?

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNHELD_3

BFPOR

You got it, just take it easy...

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNSAFEREV_1

BFPOR

I can't take you to the safe if I'm dead, can I?

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNSAFEOPEN_1

BFPOR

That's all of it, right there!

BFPOR_SPE_STORESAFESC_1

BFPOR

...You don't gotta kill me, I know the drill!

BFPOR_SPE_STORESAFESC_2

BFPOR

I knew working here was a mistake!

Earlier Voice Clips?#

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Character

Audio

Transcript (Transcribed)

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUYPOT_1

BFPOR

Everyone loves the "sticky icky".

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUYPOT_2

BFPOR

Now you a man who appreciates fine product.

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUYPOT_3

BFPOR

Brown Baggers carries the best drole in Stilwater.

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUYPOT_4

BFPOR

Need anything else?

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUYPOT_5

BFPOR

Any time, honey!

BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNSAFEREV_1BFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNSAFEREV_1

BFPOR

Don't shoot! ...I'll take you to the safe!

HFMID (Friendly Fire)#

Intended for Friendly Fire.

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HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_1

HFMID

Welcome to Friendly Fire, can I help you?

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_2

HFMID

We sell sidearms with a smile!

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_3

HFMID

Looking for some drive-by accessories?

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_4

HFMID

You look like a...semi-auto kind of guy, am I right?

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_5

HFMID

Take a look around, but don't try anything funny.

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_6

HFMID

When it comes to home defence, we don't mess around.

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_1

HFMID

That has all the stopping power you need!

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_2

HFMID

You know this as one of our best pieces I see!

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_3

HFMID

I like the weight of that one; not too heavy, not too light...

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_4

HFMID

That comes with an eight-hundred round warranty!

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_5

HFMID

If you do like that one, then you do hurry, it might be illegal next week!

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_6

HFMID

Those are armor piercings, you know? In case if the deer is wearing a vest.

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_1

HFMID

I assume this is for...self-defence?

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_2

HFMID

Ah the way they way it rule is just a guideline, really!

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_3

HFMID

I promise, this is going to become your favorite firearm!

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_4

HFMID

Remember, aim this away from your hands and face!

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_5

HFMID

You know how to use one of these, right?

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_6

HFMID

Would you like anything else?

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_7

HFMID

Be sure to tell your friends!

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_8

HFMID

You won't regret this!

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_9

HFMID

This is a very popular model!

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_10

HFMID

Oh, look! There's some blood on your money, that's...cute.

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNFARE_1

HFMID

When you get mugged, you wish you'd planned ahead!

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNFARE_2

HFMID

Come back anytime!

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HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNATTK_1

HFMID

(Spanish)

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNATTK_2

HFMID

You've picked the wrong place to rob!

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNHELD_1

HFMID

Say...nice beads...what gage is that?

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNHELD_2

HFMID

Well, this is ironic.

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNHELD_3

HFMID

(Spanish)

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNSAFEREV_1

HFMID

I'll open the safe, just be patient!

HFMID_SPE_STOREOWNSAFEOPEN_1

HFMID

You have what you want, now get out of here!

HFMID_SPE_STORESAFESC_1

HFMID

Stay calm, okay? ...Guns make me nervous.

HFMID_SPE_STORESAFESC_2

HFMID

You're a disgrace to everyone you know!

HMYNG (Rim Jobs)#

Intended for Rim Jobs.

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HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_1

HMYNG

We're gonna make your ride twice as nice.

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_2

HMYNG

Welcome to Rim Jobs.

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_3

HMYNG

We've got the best mechanics in town.

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_4

HMYNG

Is it a car in the city that could use a little work.

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_5

HMYNG

Let's have a look at your car.

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_6

HMYNG

You want a Rim Job? You're at the right place.

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_1

HMYNG

Now that looks real nice.

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_2

HMYNG

That's gonna get you noticed for sure!

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_3

HMYNG

Your car looks better already.

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_4

HMYNG

Those are pretty hot with the racers these days.

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_5

HMYNG

That really works with your ride.

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_6

HMYNG

Trust me man, it's worth your price.

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_1

HMYNG

Your car is gonna look like it cost twice as much!

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_2

HMYNG

People are gonna be starin' at your ride, I guarantee it.

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_3

HMYNG

You've got guts, I'll give you that.

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_4

HMYNG

Here's a man who takes his ride seriously!

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_5

HMYNG

You gonna be at the race comin' up?

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_6

HMYNG

Your car's gonna love you for this.

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_7

HMYNG

You better park it somewhere safe with this on.

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_8

HMYNG

I've been selling the Rollerz a lot of these.

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_9

HMYNG

I did the same thing to my car.

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_10

HMYNG

The chicks are gonna be dying to ride with you!

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNFARE_1

HMYNG

Hey man, come back any time.

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNFARE_2

HMYNG

If you wanna keep ridin' around in that E, that's your business.

Robbery#

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HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNATTK_1

HMYNG

Not on my shit, motherfucker.

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNATTK_2

HMYNG

You're not getting a cent from here!

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNHELD_1

HMYNG

Okay, man! You don't gotta shoot anybody!

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNHELD_2

HMYNG

Take whatever we got, just don't touch any of the cars, okay?!

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNHELD_3

HMYNG

Why's this always happen while I'm working?!

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNSAFEREV_1

HMYNG

Stay cool, I-I'll give you the money!

HMYNG_SPE_STOREOWNSAFEOPEN_1

HMYNG

That's all we got, man! It's been a slow week!

HMYNG_SPE_STORESAFESC_1

HMYNG

Okay! Whatever you want!

HMYNG_SPE_STORESAFESC_2

HMYNG

You know you're not gonna get away, don't you?!

WFFAT (Sloppy Seconds)#

Intended for Sloppy Seconds.

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WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_1

WFFAT

Welcome to Sloppy Seconds, will you be buying or selling?

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_2

WFFAT

Feel free to look around...but don't touch anything, it hasn't all been cleaned.

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_3

WFFAT

Come in! Buy something! Please!

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_4

WFFAT

I'll be happy to take your money when you're ready.

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_5

WFFAT

Welcome! And remember the faster you shop, the faster you'll be able to leave!

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_6

WFFAT

Need help finding anything?

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_1

WFFAT

That used to be mine...

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_2

WFFAT

That'll look great!

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_3

WFFAT

At that price, that article is a must-have.

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_4

WFFAT

Sorry, but all of our socks come in pairs.

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_5

WFFAT

That color looks great on you.

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_6

WFFAT

I would pick that up before someone else buys it.

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_1

WFFAT

Great! Would you like that gift wrapped? We have last week's newspaper and brown for your choices.

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_2

WFFAT

Good to finally see someone with money in here!

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_3

WFFAT

You, are a man of discerning taste.

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_4

WFFAT

I'd...put my number in the bag just in case.

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_5

WFFAT

Thanks for getting some Sloppy Seconds!

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_6

WFFAT

All sales are final!

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_7

WFFAT

You won't be disappointed!

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_8

WFFAT

Anything else?

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_9

WFFAT

Thanks for your business!

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_10

WFFAT

The man who used to own this was hit by the El Train!

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNFARE_1

WFFAT

There goes another one...

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNFARE_2

WFFAT

Come back if you change your mind...

Robbery#

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Character

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WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNATTK_1

WFFAT

Get the hell out of my store!

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNATTK_2

WFFAT

Until the police get here, you get to deal with me!

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNHELD_1

WFFAT

Go ahead, take the money...just, leave me enough for dinner!

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNHELD_2

WFFAT

Dammit! I knew I should've closed early today...

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNHELD_3

WFFAT

Don't hurt me, I don't get paid enough for this shit!

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNSAFEREV_1

WFFAT

I'll take you to the safe...just, don't shoot me!

WFFAT_SPE_STOREOWNSAFEOPEN_1

WFFAT

Take whatever you want!...I won't say a word!

WFFAT_SPE_STORESAFESC_1

WFFAT

Please don't hurt me...I'll do anything you want...

WFFAT_SPE_STORESAFESC_2

WFFAT

You'll never pull this off, you know!

WFPOR (Brown Baggers)#

Intended for Brown Baggers.

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WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_1

WFPOR

Welcome to Brown Baggers, we've got your medicine!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_2

WFPOR

Booze'll never break your heart!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_3

WFPOR

Gettin' you wasted is our top priority!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_4

WFPOR

Freedom's just forty ounces away!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_5

WFPOR

Thirsty?

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_6

WFPOR

The really special sauce...is behind the couner.

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_1

WFPOR

See it cheaper if you get a gallon!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_2

WFPOR

That stuff taste like mouthwash, they don't knock ya on the head!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_3

WFPOR

Sugar? Real men don't use mixers.

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_4

WFPOR

It's cheaper in therapy!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_5

WFPOR

I'm having that with lunch.

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBROW_6

WFPOR

Thaaat's the classy stuff!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_1

WFPOR

Haaave a ball!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_2

WFPOR

You look old enough from where I'm standing!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_3

WFPOR

...Let me know if you need help drinkin' that.

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_4

WFPOR

Bon appetit!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_5

WFPOR

Enjoy!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_6

WFPOR

That be all for you, hon?

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_7

WFPOR

Anythin' else?

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_8

WFPOR

See ya tomorrow!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_9

WFPOR

Have fun gettin' wasted!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUY_10

WFPOR

Daaamn, you're thirsty today!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNFARE_1

WFPOR

Come back if ever you wanna get this!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNFARE_2

WFPOR

See ya!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUYPOT_1

WFPOR

My son sure has a green thumb.

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUYPOT_2

WFPOR

Be sure to tell our friends about our business!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUYPOT_3

WFPOR

Just don' get caught smokin' that!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUYPOT_4

WFPOR

Any time you need more, just ask!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNBUYPOT_5

WFPOR

There right there, is the finest green in Stilwater!

Robbery#

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Character

Audio

Transcript (Transcribed)

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNATTK_1

WFPOR

Not at my store you sumbitch!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNATTK_2

WFPOR

You ain't stealing shit you understand?

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNHELD_1

WFPOR

It's all yours, just take it!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNHELD_2

WFPOR

Robbery again?!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNHELD_3

WFPOR

Take it and run! The cops are on their way!

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNSAFEREV_1

WFPOR

If you kill me, I can't open the safe now can I?

WFPOR_SPE_STOREOWNSAFEOPEN_1

WFPOR

...Now get the hell out of here!

WFPOR_SPE_STORESAFESC_1

WFPOR

What's to stop you from killing me once you get the money?!

WFPOR_SPE_STORESAFESC_2

WFPOR

You're what's wrong with this city.

WMBNCR (Rusty's Needle)#

Intended for Rusty's Needle.

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WMBNCR_SPE_STOREOWNGREET_1

WMBNCR

Welcome to Rusty's Needle, where you got a 1-in-3 shot of not being infected.

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Get in the fuckin' chair.

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WMBNCR

Need some work done?

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WMBNCR

You don't see anything you like? Well...you're kinda fucked.

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WMBNCR

Are you gonna get somethin' or are you just gonna waste my time?

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WMBNCR

You know what you want?

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WMBNCR

Find any flash y'like?

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WMBNCR

Ask for your fraternity letters and I'll punch you in the balls.

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WMBNCR

You get somethin' and don't like it later, I can always cover em.

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WMBNCR

You gon get something' or nah?!

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WMBNCR

Yeah, ...that'll look pretty nice.

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WMBNCR

You get one of those...the chicks will be creeping, I guarantee it.

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WMBNCR

Not my choice but hey, your body.

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WMBNCR

Yeah that color's droppin' nice.

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WMBNCR

Mind if I smoke while I do this?

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WMBNCR

Alright let's make you into less of a pussy.

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WMBNCR

Now that's some nice work.

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Just don't cry like one of them sorority bitches.

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WMBNCR

Yeaahh, this is gonna look nice.

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WMBNCR

Let's get this over with...

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WMBNCR

When people see you in this, they ain't gonna wanna fuck with you.

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WMBNCR

You ready to take some ink?

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WMBNCR

Don't waste my time.

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WMBNCR

Pussy....

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I'll give your buddies a discount on their tears!

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WMBNCR

I don't know who the fuck you thought you were robbin'!

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WMBNCR

Take the money, asshole...

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WMBNCR

Times like this, I'm glad I don't spend money on disposable needles...

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WMBNCR

Yeah yeah, I know the drill.

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WMBNCR

The whole reason to get chumpy...I'll take ya to the safe.

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WMBNCR

Take the money and get the hell out of here.

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WMBNCR

If I see you come around here again, I'm gonna break you in half...

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WMBNCR

If you kill me, you ain't gettin' dick, you understand?

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Intended to work at Brown Baggers.

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WMMID

If it fucks you up, we've got it here!

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WMMID

Thanks for coming to Brown Baggers!

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WMMID

You're not here to rob me, are you?

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WMMID

What can I do for ya?

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WMMID

Take a look around!

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WMMID

Yeah we don't give out free samples anymore, sorry.

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WMMID

That's real popular with the youngsters!

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WMMID

You got a real bargain there.

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WMMID

That's my personal favorite!

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WMMID

That has rich flavor.

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WMMID

Be careful with that, it's important!

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WMMID

You can't go wrong with that.

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WMMID

Drink responsibly...

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WMMID

You sure took your time.

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WMMID

Need anything else?

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WMMID

Nothing gets your hammer better.

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WMMID

Have fun out there!

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WMMID

I just polished off a bottle of that over breakfast!

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WMMID

That's what the professionals drink.

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WMMID

It also works as mouthwash!

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WMMID

Be careful, that stuff'll kill ya.

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WMMID

A man of taste, I see?

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WMMID

Come back when you need to get loaded!

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WMMID

Have a nice day!

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This is the...dankest stuff in Stilwater.

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You're not a cop, are ya?

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Tell all your friends, okay?

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Nobody's watching, right?

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WMMID

So...you gonna smoke me up or what?

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WMMID

This is my store! You hear me?!

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WMMID

Nobody steals from this register but me!

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WMMID

Take whatever's in the register.

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WMMID

I need a drink...

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WMMID

You won't get away with this!

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WMMID

Alright, I'll take you to the safe!

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WMMID

The cops are gonna be here in a minute anyway!

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WMMID

You gonna be in jail before you get spended anyway.

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Do you really think you can pull this off?