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The drinking quotes are used.

Watching Television#

Unused dialogue for watching television judging from the filename and the tense of those lines. They were probably supposed to be used when they watched television in the Saints Row Church (from the TV props, according to one line), King Penthouse, Price Mansion or Lopez Estate rather than as flavor dialogue but they don't hang around these areas. Strangely, two lines are missing.

Saints would hang around in Cribs starting in Saints Row 2, but have no unique quotes for such situations.

Filename

Character

Audio

Transcript (Transcribed)

AF3SS1_SPE_WATCHTV_1

AF3SS1

I can't wait a fuckin' week to find out if she's a clone!

AF3SS1_SPE_WATCHTV_2

AF3SS1

But with his amnesia, how will he know the code?!

AF3SS2_SPE_WATCHTV_1

AF3SS2

But they can't kill her off, she's a friend of the main character!

AF3SS2_SPE_WATCHTV_2

AF3SS2

You mean... he wasn't a real doctor?

AF3SS3_SPE_WATCHTV_1

AF3SS3

Bullshit, it was all a dream!

AF3SS3_SPE_WATCHTV_2

AF3SS3

But what if it was a trap for the awaiting?!

AM3SS1_SPE_WATCHTV_1

AM3SS1

Man, the same shit is on everyday...

AM3SS1_SPE_WATCHTV_2

AM3SS1

Ah fuck, not another Alderman Hughes commercial...

AM3SS2_SPE_WATCHTV_1

AM3SS2

What's up with Dex watching this boyband shit?

AM3SS2_SPE_WATCHTV_2

AM3SS2

Can you believe the shit Hughes is saying?

AM3SS3_SPE_WATCHTV_1

AM3SS3

So she's had an older brother all along?

AM3SS3_SPE_WATCHTV_2

AM3SS3

But what if it's the blue wire?

BF3SS1_SPE_WATCHTV_1

BF3SS1

I don't care what Dex says, that griphane bitch is a ho!

BF3SS1_SPE_WATCHTV_2

BF3SS1

I can't believe they made two movies based off that shit!

BF3SS2_SPE_WATCHTV_1

BF3SS2

And there was just one day left, til he retires!

BF3SS2_SPE_WATCHTV_2

BF3SS2

Maaan, that motherfucker learned karate pretty fast!

BF3SS3_SPE_WATCHTV_1

BF3SS3

Ain't no way they could finish this shit up in three minutes!

BF3SS3_SPE_WATCHTV_2

BF3SS3

Didn't that motherfucker drive in the season finale?

BM3SS1_SPE_WATCHTV_1

BM3SS1

Man, someone turn this shit off!

BM3SS1_SPE_WATCHTV_2

BM3SS1

Johnny's always got his fuckin' soap operas on!

BM3SS2_SPE_WATCHTV_1

BM3SS2

Shit, those cracka-ass cowboys sure say "motherfucker" a lot...

BM3SS2_SPE_WATCHTV_2

BM3SS2

How can people believe this shit comin' out of Hughes' mouth?!

BM3SS3_SPE_WATCHTV_1

BM3SS3

Shit they've been hangin' off that cliff for a long fucking time!

BM3SS3_SPE_WATCHTV_2

BM3SS3

Who woulda guessed they been twins all along?

HF3SS1_SPE_WATCHTV_1

HF3SS1

There's no way Winslow could lose this debate!

HF3SS1_SPE_WATCHTV_2

HF3SS1

Wonder what bullshit Hughes will say this time...

HF3SS2_SPE_WATCHTV_1

HF3SS2

I wish Tyler would come and remodel the church...

HF3SS2_SPE_WATCHTV_2

HF3SS2

Now that's my kind of carpenter.

HF3SS3_SPE_WATCHTV_1

HF3SS3

Bitch, quit thinking and pick a letter!

HF3SS3_SPE_WATCHTV_2

HF3SS3

MISSING LINE

HM3SS1_SPE_WATCHTV_1

HM3SS1

"To be continued"?! What the fuck?!

HM3SS1_SPE_WATCHTV_2

HM3SS1

This better not be a damn dream sequence.

HM3SS2_SPE_WATCHTV_1

HM3SS2

Fuck yeah, I love marathons!

HM3SS2_SPE_WATCHTV_2

HM3SS2

You people really vote on these shows?

HM3SS3_SPE_WATCHTV_1

HM3SS3

Holy shit, they killed him off!

HM3SS3_SPE_WATCHTV_2

HM3SS3

Why do shows about funeral homes gotta be so damn depressing?

WF3SS1_SPE_WATCHTV_1

WF3SS1

MISSING LINE

WF3SS1_SPE_WATCHTV_2

WF3SS1

Oooooooh! It's a Jimmy T. music video!

WF3SS2_SPE_WATCHTV_1

WF3SS2

Every fucking show on TV now is about pirates, ninjas, or pirates against ninjas!

WF3SS2_SPE_WATCHTV_2

WF3SS2

What this needs, is more kung-fu.

WF3SS3_SPE_WATCHTV_1

WF3SS3

Fuckin' commercials!

WF3SS3_SPE_WATCHTV_2

WF3SS3

That cop is crooked as fuck!

WM3SS1_SPE_WATCHTV_1

WM3SS1

What kinda bullshit call is that?!

WM3SS1_SPE_WATCHTV_2

WM3SS1

Will you pass a god damn ball?!

WM3SS2_SPE_WATCHTV_1

WM3SS2

I hate theme songs...

WM3SS2_SPE_WATCHTV_2

WM3SS2

This is bullshit, that bitch didn't explain it all!

WM3SS3_SPE_WATCHTV_1

WM3SS3

...The fuck you mean the Falls ain't in Alaska?

WM3SS3_SPE_WATCHTV_2

WM3SS3

What is this "edited for content" bullshit?

Playing/Watching Video Games#

Similarly, there's unused dialogue for Saints apparently playing video games in said cribs and watching them.

Filename

Character

Audio

Transcript (Transcribed)

AF3SS1_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

AF3SS1

To hell with 7! Everyone knows that Last Fantasy 4 was the best.

AF3SS1_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

AF3SS1

Get 'em, Cesar!

AF3SS1_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

AF3SS1

I can beat this game in twelve minutes.

AF3SS1_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

AF3SS1

You needed a running jump to get over that.

AF3SS2_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

AF3SS2

They only tighten up the graphics on Level 3.

AF3SS2_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

AF3SS2

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!

AF3SS2_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

AF3SS2

That squirrel sure swears a lot.

AF3SS2_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

AF3SS2

What movie is that from?

AF3SS3_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

AF3SS3

Wait a minute... she didn't mean "coffee" at all!

AF3SS3_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

AF3SS3

I probably shouldn't have bought this for my nephew...

AF3SS3_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

AF3SS3

Is this the game that got re-rated "N" for "No one"?

AF3SS3_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

AF3SS3

Woo hoo, polygon tits, Big deal...

AM3SS1_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

AM3SS1

This game is fucking bullshit.

AM3SS1_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

AM3SS1

Y'know, you ever see Johnny playing that dancing game? It's funny as hell.

AM3SS1_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

AM3SS1

*laughs* ...You're fucked now!

AM3SS1_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

AM3SS1

Quarter-circle forward, quarter-circle forward!

AM3SS2_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

AM3SS2

Why the hell am I playing as this pretty boy? What happens if I ask?

AM3SS2_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

AM3SS2

The ballpark was cool, but fuck the oil refinery!

AM3SS2_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

AM3SS2

No dude, you're going the wrong way.

AM3SS2_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

AM3SS2

Snap that bitch's neck!

AM3SS3_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

AM3SS3

Man, fuck Sopot...

AM3SS3_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

AM3SS3

Viva la Helvig, baby!

AM3SS3_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

AM3SS3

Why tha fuck does that fox have two tails?!

AM3SS3_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

AM3SS3

You're gonna lose eleven rings if you keep doin' that!

BF3SS1_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

BF3SS1

...Shit! ...You see that?!

BF3SS1_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

BF3SS1

Daaaamn, those dogs scared the hell outta me!

BF3SS1_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

BF3SS1

Those twins are just too damn cute!

BF3SS1_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

BF3SS1

Shit, another debate?

BF3SS2_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

BF3SS2

Don't these bitches wear any clothes?

BF3SS2_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

BF3SS2

This is sexist bullshit.

BF3SS2_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

BF3SS2

Make one more free, and that motherfucker's gonna catch on fire.

BF3SS2_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

BF3SS2

Go left on the first heel, and you can cut half of the motherfuckin' course!

BF3SS3_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

BF3SS3

You spoony bard!

BF3SS3_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

BF3SS3

Aww, I like the twins...

BF3SS3_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

BF3SS3

Turn back time! Turn back time!

BF3SS3_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

BF3SS3

I don't get it, in the first one he was all happy!

BM3SS1_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

BM3SS1

What is this black and white bullshit, where's the blood?!

BM3SS1_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

BM3SS1

Oh come on, what the fuck is that?!

BM3SS1_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

BM3SS1

Nigga, you suck at this!

BM3SS1_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

BM3SS1

This game looks tight!

BM3SS2_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

BM3SS2

Will you stop asking those motherfuckers if they have seen any sailors?!

BM3SS2_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

BM3SS2

No motherfucker, I don't wanna play a game of lucky hit...

BM3SS2_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

BM3SS2

Hey, this shit looks tight!

BM3SS2_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

BM3SS2

When the hell did this come out?

BM3SS3_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

BM3SS3

Shit, this nigga ain't bad enough to rescue the president!

BM3SS3_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

BM3SS3

Bring it, you ninja bitches!

BM3SS3_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

BM3SS3

There's an extra life up at the beanstalk, ya dumb fuck!

BM3SS3_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

BM3SS3

See this games teachin' kids the right message, 'shrooms give ya the hook up…

HF3SS1_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

HF3SS1

I love punching helicopters!

HF3SS1_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

HF3SS1

Why do I always get stuck playing The Lizard?

HF3SS1_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

HF3SS1

This soundtrack is great!

HF3SS1_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

HF3SS1

Rainbow Road!

HF3SS2_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

HF3SS2

Who plays dodgeball in Antarctica?

HF3SS2_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

HF3SS2

Lo que este juego necesita es una cadena de bicleta.
(What this game needs is a bicycle chain)

HF3SS2_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

HF3SS2

You missed the score up there.

HF3SS2_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

HF3SS2

What do you mean they released the harder version, it's impossible already!

HF3SS3_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

HF3SS3

This tentacle guy is creepy as hell...

HF3SS3_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

HF3SS3

I don't even know what I'm supposed to be doing!

HF3SS3_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

HF3SS3

Why'd you microwave that poor hamster?!

HF3SS3_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

HF3SS3

What's the houseplant do?

HM3SS1_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

HM3SS1

So if I just sit around, this ol' sniper dies?

HM3SS1_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

HM3SS1

This camera is so bullshit!

HM3SS1_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

HM3SS1

Did you see those dogs jump through the window?!

HM3SS1_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

HM3SS1

Why does, evil shit always happen in old mansions?!

HM3SS2_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

HM3SS2

He went right through the table!

HM3SS2_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

HM3SS2

The curved customization on this shit is tight!

HM3SS2_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

HM3SS2

Let me play, holmes!

HM3SS2_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

HM3SS2

This got mulitplayer mode?

HM3SS3_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

HM3SS3

Shit..I was time to win this!

HM3SS3_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

HM3SS3

All you do is play volleyball and buy swimsuits!

HM3SS3_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

HM3SS3

I don't know man, that's used to look cool but that ass used to be lame.

HM3SS3_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

HM3SS3

(Spanish)
Break that mother fucker's neck!

WF3SS1_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

WF3SS1

Who the hell deleted my profile?!

WF3SS1_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

WF3SS1

This game blows, where's the one with the blocks?

WF3SS1_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

WF3SS1

Boring...

WF3SS1_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

WF3SS1

How can you play this shit for hours?

WF3SS2_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

WF3SS2

Fuck you, ghoul! Fuck you, goblin!

WF3SS2_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

WF3SS2

This music kicks ass!

WF3SS2_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

WF3SS2

Wait... so that puppy raps?

WF3SS2_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

WF3SS2

You don't have the rhythm at all!

WF3SS3_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

WF3SS3

Is that clown's head on fire?

WF3SS3_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

WF3SS3

That is the motherfucking ice cream truck from Hell!

WF3SS3_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

WF3SS3

Did he draw that guy in a woodchipper?

WF3SS3_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

WF3SS3

Did you fuck with the contrast?! I can't see what's happening!

WM3SS1_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

WM3SS1

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right.

WM3SS1_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

WM3SS1

Hahaha, muthafucka!

WM3SS1_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

WM3SS1

Pick up this bread, motherfucker!

WM3SS1_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

WM3SS1

So what the fuck does that "F" stand for?

WM3SS2_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

WM3SS2

"Press the A Button to felch"? ...What the hell is this?!

WM3SS2_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

WM3SS2

That's one fucked-up minigame.

WM3SS2_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

WM3SS2

Have you seen "The Preachers" ending? That shit is sick as hell!

WM3SS2_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

WM3SS2

Did you know that the drive-in movie level is just like the Holland level?

WM3SS3_SPE_GAMEPLAY_1

WM3SS3

Some bitch spilled beer on the joystick again!

WM3SS3_SPE_GAMEPLAY_2

WM3SS3

Aye, you fucked up my controller.

WM3SS3_SPE_GAMEWATCH_1

WM3SS3

You should see Leslie play "The Wizard", it's badass!

WM3SS3_SPE_GAMEWATCH_2

WM3SS3

Don't shoot the food ya dumb bastard!

Eating#

To do:
Check to see which dialogue is used or not

Filename

Character

Audio

Transcript (Transcribed)

AF3SS1_SPE_EATING_1

AF3SS1

I gotta eat out more often...

AF3SS1_SPE_EATING_2

AF3SS1

The guy who cooked this needs to be fired.

AF3SS2_SPE_EATING_1

AF3SS2

AF3SS2_SPE_EATING_2

AF3SS2

AF3SS3_SPE_EATING_1

AF3SS3

AF3SS3_SPE_EATING_2

AF3SS3

AM3SS1_SPE_EATING_1

AM3SS1

AM3SS1_SPE_EATING_2

AM3SS1

AM3SS2_SPE_EATING_1

AM3SS2

AM3SS2_SPE_EATING_2

AM3SS23

AM3SS3_SPE_EATING_1

AM3SS3

AM3SS3_SPE_EATING_2

AM3SS3

BF3SS1_SPE_EATING_1

BF3SS1

BF3SS1_SPE_EATING_2

BF3SS1

BF3SS2_SPE_EATING_1

BF3SS2

BF3SS2_SPE_EATING_2

BF3SS2

BF3SS3_SPE_EATING_1

BF3SS3

BF3SS3_SPE_EATING_2

BF3SS3

BM3SS1_SPE_EATING_1

BM3SS1

BM3SS1_SPE_EATING_2

BM3SS1

BM3SS2_SPE_EATING_1

BM3SS2

BM3SS2_SPE_EATING_2

BM3SS23

BM3SS3_SPE_EATING_1

BM3SS3

BM3SS3_SPE_EATING_2

BM3SS3

HF3SS1_SPE_EATING_1

HF3SS1

HF3SS1_SPE_EATING_2

HF3SS1

HF3SS2_SPE_EATING_1

HF3SS2

HF3SS2_SPE_EATING_2

HF3SS2

HF3SS3_SPE_EATING_1

HF3SS3

HF3SS3_SPE_EATING_2

HF3SS3

HM3SS1_SPE_EATING_1

HM3SS1

HM3SS1_SPE_EATING_2

HM3SS1

HM3SS2_SPE_EATING_1

HM3SS2

HM3SS2_SPE_EATING_2

HM3SS23

HM3SS3_SPE_EATING_1

HM3SS3

HM3SS3_SPE_EATING_2

HM3SS3

WF3SS1_SPE_EATING_1

WF3SS1

WF3SS1_SPE_EATING_2

WF3SS1

WF3SS2_SPE_EATING_1

WF3SS2

WF3SS2_SPE_EATING_2

WF3SS2

WF3SS3_SPE_EATING_1

WF3SS3

WF3SS3_SPE_EATING_2

WF3SS3

WM3SS1_SPE_EATING_1

WM3SS1

WM3SS1_SPE_EATING_2

WM3SS1

WM3SS2_SPE_EATING_1

WM3SS2

WM3SS2_SPE_EATING_2

WM3SS23

WM3SS3_SPE_EATING_1

WM3SS3

WM3SS3_SPE_EATING_2

WM3SS3

Smoking#

Drug Dealing#

Counting Money#

Filename

Character

Audio

Transcript (Transcribed)

AF3SS1_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

AF3SS1

One for me, one for the gang, one for me...

AF3SS1_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

AF3SS1

Hello, nosejob...

AF3SS2_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

AF3SS2

I need to get some new club clothes.

AF3SS2_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

AF3SS2

Do we bother to longer this?

AF3SS3_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

AF3SS3

What do we spend this on, anyway?

AF3SS3_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

AF3SS3

Who's gonna know if something's missing?

AM3SS1_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

AM3SS1

That's weird, I'm comin' up a little light...

AM3SS1_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

AM3SS1

Ooh, that's pretty...

AM3SS2_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

AM3SS2

We've come a long way from stealing hubcaps...

AM3SS2_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

AM3SS2

We gotta kick some of this shit back to the Row.

AM3SS3_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

AM3SS3

I knew number 5 was a good bet!

AM3SS3_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

AM3SS3

This oughta take care of the student loans.

BF3SS1_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

BF3SS1

This beat's weighing tables.

BF3SS1_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

BF3SS1

I'm takin' this right to Impressions.

BF3SS2_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

BF3SS2

Now this is my kind of man...

BF3SS2_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

BF3SS2

Wait 'til I show my mom this...!

BF3SS3_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

BF3SS3

I oughta trick my ride out!

BF3SS3_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

BF3SS3

Maybe now I can move out of that shithole apartment!

BM3SS1_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

BM3SS1

Payday, baby!

BM3SS1_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

BM3SS1

Now that's some serious paper!

BM3SS2_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

BM3SS2

The paper keeps rollin' in!

BM3SS2_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

BM3SS2

This shit is pulling me through college!

BM3SS3_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

BM3SS3

I oughta invest this shit in a rockfire road, or whatever the fuck's its called.

BM3SS3_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

BM3SS3

Shit, I can eat Freckle Bitch's for every meal...

HF3SS1_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

HF3SS1

No one's gonna miss a few little bills.

HF3SS1_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

HF3SS1

This'll be enough to pay a fwan!

HF3SS2_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

HF3SS2

This must be what looove feels like.

HF3SS2_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

HF3SS2

I gotta go to Impressions and pick up those sandals.

HF3SS3_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

HF3SS3

(Spanish)
I'm gonna throw a hell of a party with this…

HF3SS3_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

HF3SS3

MISSING LINE

HM3SS1_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

HM3SS1

(Spanish)
Julius knows his business…

HM3SS1_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

HM3SS1

I'm taking the family out today!

HM3SS2_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

HM3SS2

(Spanish)
Time to get me some fine pussy!

HM3SS2_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

HM3SS2

It don't get better than this!

HM3SS3_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

HM3SS3

My girl better not think she's getting any of this shit.

HM3SS3_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

HM3SS3

Shoot, this money could get me out of the Row like Rosa.

WF3SS1_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

WF3SS1

Daaamn, this is pretty.

WF3SS1_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

WF3SS1

This should help out mom!

WF3SS2_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

WF3SS2

I had to hop the border with this shit.

WF3SS2_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

WF3SS2

Someone's gettin' new rims!

WF3SS3_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

WF3SS3

Fuck, lost count again!

WF3SS3_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

WF3SS3

They oughta move this shit through a bank somehow...

WM3SS1_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

WM3SS1

Fuck, that's pretty.

WM3SS1_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

WM3SS1

I'm takin' this shit to Friendly Fire.

WM3SS2_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

WM3SS2

It don't mean shit if I don't get dispended.

WM3SS2_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

WM3SS2

One of these days, I'll open one of them Swiss bank accounts.

WM3SS3_SPE_COUNTCASH_1

WM3SS3

We gotta save for this shit somewhere...

WM3SS3_SPE_COUNTCASH_2

WM3SS3

Why don't we got a fuckin' accountant?