FUZZ

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Get a video of each unused objective during gameplay.
Lots of ped voice clips.

There are unused objectives in the mission that can be re-enabled.

Unused Starting Objectives#

Unused string reminding the player to find a police uniform. Goes unused due to said uniform being worn by the protagonist automatically at the start of the Activity.

String	Text
`ACT_FUZZ_FIND_OFFICER_TEXT`	Go find a police officer with a uniform that will fit you.

Another string reminding the player to pick up the cameraman. Unused due to the cameraman always appearing at the beginning.

String	Text
`ACT_FUZZ_GET_CAR_PICKUP_MEDIA_TEXT`	Pick up the cameraman

Getting in Vehicles#

Unused strings reminding the player to get back into the vehicles, whereas any vehicle can be used in the final. Interestingly, the motorcycle and the FBI vehicles were going to be secondary options.

String	Text
`ACT_FUZZ_RETURN_TO_BIKE`	Get to the police motorcycle
`ACT_FUZZ_RETURN_TO_VAN`	Get to the FBI suv
`ACT_FUZZ_RETURN_TO_VEHICLE`	Get to the police cruiser

Unused Starting Dialogue#

Six lines of the cameraman at the start of the Activity go used, which is revealed in the developmental leak as an accidental re-ordering. The used lines consist WMRAZZI_FUZ_GREET_PC_01-06 of while the unused lines consist of WMRAZZI_FUZ_CAMERA_GREET_01-02.

***sr2_voc_wm***
Int. Filename	Character	Dialogue (Transcribed)
`WMRAZZI_FUZ_GREET_PC_01`	WMRAZI	This is gonna be great!
`WMRAZZI_FUZ_GREET_PC_02`	WMRAZI	We're takin' home an award for this…
`WMRAZZI_FUZ_GREET_PC_03`	WMRAZI	This is journalism at it's finest…
`WMRAZZI_FUZ_GREET_PC_04`	WMRAZI	Who doesn’t love reality television…
`WMRAZZI_FUZ_GREET_PC_05`	WMRAZI	Remember, more blood, more ratings…
`WMRAZZI_FUZ_GREET_PC_06`	WMRAZI	I'm gonna make you a star…

Obscured Ending Dialogue#

The following dialogue lines are used, but they are mostly obscured over the (legally distinct-sounding) ending stinger.

***sr2_voc_wm***
Int. Filename	No.	Character	Dialogue (Transcribed)
`WMRAZZI_FUZ_METER_FILLED_01`	`#507`	WMRAZZI	Alright that's good. Gotta get this to my producer.
`WMRAZZI_FUZ_METER_FILLED_02`	`#508`	WMRAZZI	I think we got just enough to make the deadline.
`WMRAZZI_FUZ_METER_FILLED_03`	`#509`	WMRAZZI	Okay, we got it!
`WMRAZZI_FUZ_METER_FILLED_04`	`#510`	WMRAZZI	That's all I need! Gotta get this to the editing room.
`WMRAZZI_FUZ_METER_FILLED_05`	`#`	WMRAZZI	I'm gonna double my payday for this!
`WMRAZZI_FUZ_METER_FILLED_06`	`#`	WMRAZZI	I smell a promotion for this!
`WMRAZZI_FUZ_METER_FILLED_97`	`#`	WMRAZZI	That's a wrap!
`WMRAZZI_FUZ_METER_FILLED_08`	`#`	WMRAZZI	We're good! Let's get the fuck outta here!
`WMRAZZI_FUZ_METER_FILLED_09`	`#`	WMRAZZI	This'll be a hell of an episode…
`WMRAZZI_FUZ_METER_FILLED_10`	`#`	WMRAZZI	That's a wrap, I'll take this to the station…
`WMRAZZI_FUZ_METER_FILLED_11`	`#`	WMRAZZI	We got it, thanks for being on FUZZ…

Unused Objectives#

This Activity surprisingly has lots of unused objectives. Many of them are similar to what happens in the final, which was a likely reason for them being cut.

Speeding#

The protagonist must stop the criminal from speeding. Intended for Level 2.

Objective#

Filename	Audio	Dialogue (Transcribed)
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_SPEEDER_1`		We have a potential street racer. Please apprehend.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_SPEEDER_2`		Someone's not observing the speed limit. Please respond.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_SPEEDER_3`		The chopper's picked up a speeder. Please investigate.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_SPEEDER_4`		Moving violation in progress. Please respond.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_SPEEDER_5`		Perp is currently speeding. Please apprehend before they slow down.

String	Text
`ACT_FUZZ_SPEEDING_PERP_TYPE_TEXT`	Stop the speeder

Road Rage#

The protagonist must punish the enraged drivers. Intended for Levels 3 and 4.

Objective#

Filename	Audio	Dialogue (Transcribed)
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_ROADRAGE_1`		Officer is needed to respond to reports of violent driving.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_ROADRAGE_2`		We have a severe case of road rage on our hands. Please respond.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_ROADRAGE_3`		Reports are coming in regarding some violent drivers. Please bring them in.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_ROADRAGE_4`		Immediate responses needed to deal with a crazed driver.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_ROADRAGE_5`		We have a situation with an out-of-control driver. Please respond.

String	Text
`ACT_FUZZ_CRIME_ROAD_RAGE`	Punish the enraged drivers

Street Racers#

The player must stop a horde of street racers. Intended for Levels 3 and 4.

Objective#

Filename	Audio	Dialogue (Transcribed)
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_RACING_1`		There's some out-of-control street racers that need to be bought in.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_RACING_2`		We need the street race stopped before someone gets killed.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_RACING_3`		Officer is needed to stop a street race.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_RACING_4`		Street race is in progress. Please respond.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_RACING_5`		There's a couple (kids?) street racing. Please respond.

String	Text
`ACT_FUZZ_CRIME_STREET_RACING_PRELIM`	A street race is in progress
`ACT_FUZZ_CRIME_STREET_RACING`	Stop the street racers

Noise Complaints#

The player must apprehend the driver playing music from their car out loud. Intended for Level 2.

Objective#

Filename	Audio	Dialogue (Transcribed)
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_NOISE_1`		We have a noise violation on our hands.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_NOISE_2`		Multiple complaints have been filed. Please neutralize the situation.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_NOISE_3`		We need an officer to respond to some noise complaints.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_NOISE_4`		Several complaints about noise have been filed. Please investigate.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_NOISE_5`		Noise violation in progress.

String	Text
`NOISE_VIOLATION_PERP_TYPE_TEXT`	Stop the noisy vehicle

Pedestrian Dialogue#

***sr2_voc_af***
Int. Filename	No.	Character	Audio	Dialogue (Transcribed)
`AFPUNK_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	AFPUNK		If you want loud, you should come to one of my concerts.
`AFPUNK_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	AFPUNK		It didn't seem that loud!

***sr2_voc_am***
Int. Filename	No.	Character	Dialogue (Transcribed)
`AMPUNK_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	AMPUNK	Seriously... What did you expect from me?
`AMPUNK_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	AMPUNK	It has to be this loud to drown out the stripper screaming in the trunk!
`AMSPRT_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	AMSPRT	I can't turn it down, the knob's broken!
`AMSPRT_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	AMSPRT	Don't you get it, we won!

***sr2_voc_bm***
Int. Filename	No.	Character	Dialogue (Transcribed)
`BMCNST_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	BMCNST	Your mouth is the only "noise violation" around here!
`BMCNST_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	BMCNST	Where do you get off, tellin' me I'm bein' loud?!
`BMYNG_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	BMYNG	Bitch I'll tell you what's a noise violation!
`BMYNG_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	BMYNG	It's crunk, bitch! It only has one volume!

***sr2_voc_bf***
Int. Filename	No.	Character	Audio	Dialogue (Transcribed)
`BFFAT_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	BFFAT		I was just practicin' my singin'!
`BFFAT_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	BFFAT		Come on, it's karaoke night!

***sr2_voc_wf***
Int. Filename	No.	Character	Dialogue (Transcribed)
`WFPNK_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	WFPNK	It's too loud for who?
`WFPNK_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_02`	`#`	WFPNK	I can't hear you! What?
`WFSOR_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	WFSOR	There was like 300 people there, of course it was loud…
`WFSOR_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_02`	`#`	WFSOR	My dad's a lawyer!
`WFSOR2_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	WFSOR	Yeah? And what are you gonna do about it?
`WFSOR2_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_02`	`#`	WFSOR2	I've got no idea what you're talking about.

***sr2_voc_wm***
Int. Filename	No.	Character	Dialogue (Transcribed)
`WMBNCR_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	WMBNCR	It's a fucking nightclub, of course it's loud…
`WMBNCR_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_02`	`#`	WMBNCR	What'll take to get off…titties? I got titties…
`WMELD_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	WMELD	Speak up! Y'sound like a manure salesman with a mouth fulla samples!
`WMELD_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_02`	`#`	WMELD	Sorry! Musta left m'hearin' aid turned down too low again!
`WMFRAT1_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	WMFRAT1	Isn't volume, like, a relative thing?
`WMFRAT1_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_02`	`#`	WMFRAT1	If you think it's too loud, maybe you're too old?
`WMFRAT2_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	WMFRAT2	Ain't no party like Stilwater party!
`WMFRAT2_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_02`	`#`	WMFRAT2	Look at that speaker set up! How could I turn it down?
`WMGOTH_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	WMGOTH	Screams? What screams?
`WMGOTH_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_02`	`#`	WMGOTH	Amps go to 11 for a reason…
`WMHIP_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	WMHIP	You talkin' about the muffler on my van? I'm gettin' it looked at tomorrow.
`WMHIP_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_02`	`#`	WMHIP	Oh, sorry… I was just practicing on my sitar…
`WMHIP2_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	WMHIP2	I gotta feel the music!
`WMHIP2_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_02`	`#`	WMHIP2	But my hearing is, like, terrible man…
`WMMID_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#1028`	WMMID	You mean people actually take that law seriously?
`WMMID_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#1029`	WMMID	What?! Sorry, I can't hear you!
`WMPIRATE_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	WMPIRATE	Damn you land-lubbers an' yer arbitrary rules!
`WMPIRATE_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_02`	`#`	WMPIRATE	Sorry officer! I'm a bit 'o hard of hearin'!
`WMPUNK_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	WMPUNK	I was in concert, you stupid pig! You expect an anarcho-punk band to play softly?!
`WMPUNK_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_02`	`#`	WMPUNK	Your mouth is the only "noise violation" I hear…
`WMPOR_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	WMPOR	This is a violation of my rights!
`WMPOR_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_02`	`#`	WMPOR	How am I supposed to know how loud it is? I'm deaf!
`WMSPRT_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	WMSPRT	I think the knob's broken!
`WMSPRT_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_02`	`#`	WMSPRT	But I've got bad hearing!
`WMYNG_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_01`	`#`	WMYNG	I don't give a shit if people think it's loud!
`WMYNG_FUZ_PED_CHARGE_NOISE_02`	`#`	WMYNG	I can't turn it down! The knob's broken!

No Helmet Violation#

The player must stop the pedestrian riding a motorbike without a helmet. Intended for Level 2.

Objective#

Filename	Audio	Dialogue (Transcribed)
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_NOHELMET_1`		I need an officer to investigate a possible helmet violation.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_NOHELMET_2`		Helmet violations have been sighted. Please respond.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_NOHELMET_3`		Traffic violation in progress. Please respond.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_NOHELMET_4`		We've received reports of a biker who is a danger to themselves, please bring them in.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_NOHELMET_5`		Stilwater motorcycle laws are not being observed.

Objective text.

String	Text
`ACT_FUZZ_NO_HELMET_PERP_TYPE_TEXT`	Stop the helmet-less biker

Militant Uprising#

The player must stop the militants from attacking others. Intended for Levels 3, 4, and 5.

Objective#

Filename	Audio	Dialogue (Transcribed)
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_MILITANT_1`		A group of deranged militants are attacking the city. Please respond.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_MILITANT_2`		Militants are laying siege to the city. We need all available units to respond.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_MILITANT_3`		We all knew of a possible coup, please respond.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_MILITANT_4`		Armed militants are on an rampage. Please approach with extreme caution.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_MILITANT_5`		Some militants have crawled out of their bomb shelters. Please respond.

String	Text
`ACT_FUZZ_CRIME_MILITANT_UPRISING`	Stop the militant uprising

Jaywalker#

The player must stop the person from jaywalking. Intended for Level 1.

Objective#

Filename	Audio	Dialogue (Transcribed)
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_JAYWALKING_1`		A confirmed jaywalker has been spotted. Please investigate.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_JAYWALKING_2`		We need an officer to investigate a possible jaywalker.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_JAYWALKING_3`		Jaywalker spotted, be careful. They're a repeat offender.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_JAYWALKING_4`		We have a possible jaywalker. Please approach with extreme caution.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_JAYWALKING_5`		Jaywalking in progress. Please respond.

String	Text
`ACT_FUZZ_J_WALKING_PERP_TYPE_TEXT`	Stop the jay walker

Predator#

The player must stop the child predator driving a van, intended for Level 1. This was likely cut to avoid any controversy.

Objective#

Filename	Audio	Dialogue (Transcribed)
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_CHILD_1`		A sexual predator is on the prowl. Please respond.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_CHILD_2`		A sexual predator has been spotted. Let's make Hasen proud.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_CHILD_3`		There's a pervert who is trying to meet with a kid from the internet. Bring them in.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_CHILD_4`		A sexual predator thinks they're meeting with a nine-year old. Take that sick bastard down.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_CHILD_5`		There's a child predator on the loose. Please respond.

String	Text
`ACT_FUZZ_CRIME_TO_CATCH_A_PREDATOR_PRELIM`	A child predator is out picking up children.
`ACT_FUZZ_CRIME_TO_CATCH_A_PREDATOR`	Apprehend the child predator

Hit and Run#

The player must stop the driver from ramming into objects. Intended for Level 2.

Objective#

Filename	Audio	Dialogue (Transcribed)
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_HITRUN_1`		Please respond to a hit and run. Reports say that the driver in question is very unstable.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_HITRUN_2`		We just received a call about a hit and run, please respond.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_HITRUN_3`		We have a hit and run. Driver is trying to flee the scene.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_HITRUN_4`		We need an officer to investigate a possible hit and run.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_HITRUN_5`		Multiple reports have confirmed a hit and run. Please respond.

String	Text
`ACT_FUZZ_HIT_AND_RUN_PERP_TYPE_TEXT`	Get the driver of a hit and run

Biker Gang (Hell's Angels)#

The player must stop a biker gang. Intended for Levels 3, 4 and 5.

Objective#

Filename	Audio	Dialogue (Transcribed)
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_HELLSANGELS_1`		There's a biker gang tearing through town, we need immediate response.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_HELLSANGELS_2`		We have a group of bikers riding without helmets. Please respond.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_HELLSANGELS_3`		We need immediate response to a biker gang.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_HELLSANGELS_4`		We have a situation with some bikers. Please respond.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_HELLSANGELS_5`		Some bikers are out of control. Please respond.

String	Text
`NOISE_VIOLATION_PERP_TYPE_TEXT`	Apprehend the biker gang

Drunk Driver#

The player must stop the drunk driver. Intended for Level 2.

Objective#

Filename	Audio	Dialogue (Transcribed)
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_DUI_1`		There's a drunk driver near your location. Please respond.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_DUI_2`		Reported (an?) erratic driver. Most likely a DUI.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_DUI_3`		DUI in progress.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_DUI_4`		We have a drunk driver that needs to be taken off the road immediately.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_DUI_5`		Witnesses have called in a drunk driver. Please respond.

String	Text
`ACT_FUZZ_DUI_PERP_TYPE_TEXT`	Stop the drunk driver

Car Bomb#

The player must destroy the car filled with explosives...sounds plausible huh? Intended for Level 3, 4 and 5.

Objective#

Filename	Audio	Dialogue (Transcribed)
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_CARBOMB_1`		A man is driving a car loaded with explosives. Stop him.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_CARBOMB_2`		We need immediate response to stop a suicide bomber.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_CARBOMB_3`		A suicide bomber is driving at high speeds. Please respond.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_CARBOMB_4`		A maniac has placed a bomb in his car. Stop him, before he blows someone up.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_CARBOMB_5`		A terrorist cell has rigged a car to explode. Stop that car.

String	Text
`ACT_FUZZ_CRIME_CAR_BOMB_PRELIM`	There is a car with a bomb in it
`ACT_FUZZ_CRIME_CAR_BOMB`	Destroy the car with a bomb in it

Assassin#

The player must stop the assassin. Intended for Levels 3 and 4.

Objective#

Filename	Audio	Dialogue (Transcribed)
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_ASSASSIN_1`		A starlet has been getting crazed letters from a fan. Please respond.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_ASSASSIN_2`		A starlet is afraid she's being stalked. Stop by and assess the situation.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_ASSASSIN_3`		Famed pornstar Anoop Shekar is asking for extra security. Check to make sure he's okay.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_ASSASSIN_4`		Anoop "The Indian Hammer" Shekar is receiving death threats. Please respond.
`DISPATCH_FUZZ_ASSASSIN_5`		Reports of a possible assassination attempt have been coming in. Please investigate.

String	Text
`ACT_FUZZ_CRIME_ASSASSIN_PRELIM`	A celebrity has been receiving assassination threats
`ACT_FUZZ_CRIME_ASSASSIN`	Elminate the assassin