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Twenty thousand rockets launched into

the night sky this year, which is a big

increase over last year.��When the centerpiece

����  firework

went off, the crowd ewd, and odd.��It was truly a sight to behold.

20,000 rockets were launched into the

night sky this year, which is a big

increase on last year. ��When the centrepiece

����  Firework

went off, ��the crowd gasped with wonder before

rounds of applause.

A powerful hurricane has landed on

����� Island.��Our faithful weather correspondent 

��� , went to see how 

the situation is on the street.����� , how is it out 

there?

A powerful hurricane has landed on

����� Island.��Our faithful weather correspondent 

���  went to see how 

the situation is on the street.����� , how is it out 

there?

However, ���  won the 

competition using a strange lure to

catch a 22-inch fish.�����  had this to say:

"My ����  shaped 

lure was the key to victory.��"I think these fish must like the

taste of ����Ā촁 too."��Well, you can't argue with success!

However, ���  won the 

competition with a fish that was

nearly 60cm long.�����  said, "Using my

����  shaped 

lure was the key to victory."��"I think these fish must like the

taste of ����Ā촁, too."��You can't argue with that!

It took more than 20 years to build the

massive monument on

����� Mountain.�����  is particularly

fond of it for obvious reasons.��At the unveiling, ��� 

joked with the audience, saying,

"It looks more like me than I do."

It took over 20 years to build the

massive monument on

����� Mountain.�����  is particularly

fond of it for obvious reasons.��At the unveiling, ��� 

joked with the audience saying,

"It looks more like me than I do."

Hello! This is ��� 

reporting lighv!��I'm standing on �����

Street, and the hurricane is heading

right this way...��I don't get paid enough for this!

I could get blown away any minute!

I'm outta here!

Hello! This is ��� 

reporting lyve!��I'm standing on �����

Street and the hurricane is heading

right this way...��I don't get paid enough for this!

I could get blown away any minute!

I'm outta here!

��� , the darling of 

the figure-skating world, had ��� �his�her first

public practice session this season.

��� , the darling of 

the figure skating world, had ��� �his�her first

practice session this season.

The new interiors shop has had its

grand opening, answering the wishes

of many islanders!

The "Interiors" shop has made a grand

opening and answered the wishes of

many islanders!

���  took to the ice

in ��� �his�her regular outfit and spun nonstop

for six hours.��After practice, ��� 

looked a bit dizzy but said ��� �he�she felt

ready for competition.

���  took to the rink

in ��� �his�her regular outfit��and spun beautifully on the ice for a

whole six hours.��After ���  stopped

spinning, ��� �he�she looked a little off-colour.

���  decided to take on

the latest Island Challenge event.��The challenge this time was to get into

outer space on a bottle rocket.

���  decided to take

on the latest in the crazy Island

Challenge series.��The challenge this time was to get into

outer space on a firework.

Customers should be able to find

any kind of home interior they want 

here.��The shop has a range of interior styles

to answer many complaints that living

in the same old home is too boring.��New interiors are on display every day,

so get over there and check out the

goods!

Customers should be able to find

any kind of room they want 

here.��The shop has a range of interior styles

to answer many complaints that living

in the same old room was too boring.��New rooms are on display every day,

but purchased interiors remain in

stock.

It's what everybody's been waiting for!

The pawn shop is now open on

����� Island.

It's what everybody's been waiting for!

The Pawn Shop is now open on

����� Island.

Romance Ranking has been added to

the rankings board.

A romance ranking has been added to

the Rankings Board.

Despite the concerns of onlookers,

���  took up the

challenge.�����  got off to a hot

start but didn't quite make it into

orbit due to technical difficulties.��Actually, the rocket fizzled out before

takeoff, and the challenge ended in

failure.��This is extremely dangerous, so please

don't try this at home.

���  took up the

challenge despite the concerns of

onlookers.�����  got off to a hot

start, but didn't quite make it into

space by the narrowest of margins.��Actually, the rocket fizzled out before

take off and the challenge ended in

failure.��This is extremely dangerous, so please

do not try this at home.

If you have items you don't need, or

too much of the same thing, just

take it all down to the pawn shop.��If you're in need of cash, it might

be a good idea to stop by!��You might be surprised at how much

you can get for some of your things!

If you have items you don't need, or

too much of the same thing, just

bring it all down to the pawn shop.��If you're in need of cash, it might

be a good idea to stop by!��Some things may sell for surprisingly

high prices!

One hundred pairs of potential

lovebirds are displayed based on

their Compatibility Tester results.��Who are the most lovy duvvy on

the island? There's only one way

to find out!��The results are always changing,

so check regularly to see if romance

is really in the air!

100 pairs of potential lovebirds are

calculated based on their Compatibility

Tester results.��Who are the most lovey-dovey on

the island? There's only one way

to find out!��The results are always changing so

check it regularly to see if romance

is really in the air!

Popularity Ranking has been added

to the rankings board.

A Popularity Ranking has been added

to the Rankings Board.

Talking in an interview about the film,

���Ć  had this to say:��"I've always been interested in

����� Island because of

its natural beauty.��"With this film, I want to capture the 

lifestyles of islanders in their natural

environment."��Filming is already well under way, but 

the director had one complaint:��"When people see the camera they

keep looking into it and waving. It

makes it hard to get good footage."��Let's all try to behave more naturally

and make life a little easier for the

director.

Talking in an interview about the film,

���Ć  said,��"I've always been interested in

����� Island because of

its natural beauty."��"With this film, I want to capture the 

lifestyles of islanders in their natural

environment."��Filming is already well underway, but 

the director complained,��"When people see the camera, they

keep looking into it and waving which

makes it hard to get good footage."��Let's all try to behave more naturally

and make life a little easier for the

director.

����� Island has

offered its hospa tality to a record

100 travelers!

����� Island has

offered its hospitality to a record

100 explorers!

On ����� Island, all

islanders are important. But who is the

most popular.��Of all the islanders who couldn't wait

to find out, ��� 

commented with conviction, saying,��"I'm going to make more friends than

anybody else! First place belongs to

me!"��The results are always changing, so

check regularly to find out who

is actually in the top spot.

The islanders are all connected on

����� Island, 

but who is the most popular?��Out of all the islanders who couldn't

wait to find out, ��� 

commented with conviction,��"I'm going to make more friends than

anybody else! First place belongs to

me!"��The results are always changing so

check it regularly to find out who

is actually in the top spot.

��� , who has

talked to many of the travelers, had

this to say:��"At first, I was wary of them

and hid when I saw them in 

the street."��However, ��� �his�her confident smile made it

clear those days were long gone.

��� , who has

talked to many of the explorers, said,��"At first, I was wary of them

and hid when I saw them in 

the street."��However, ��� �his�her confident smile made it

clear that those days were long gone.

����� Island has

offered its hospa tality to an amazing

300 travelers!

����� Island has

offered its hospitality to an amazing

300 explorers!

��

�� look-alike is well

known for solving �����

Islanders' problems.��And now the actual number of

problems solved has reached 3,500!��Let's see what's happening at the

celebration ceremony being held at 

��

�� Look-Alike Hall.

��

�� lookalike is well

known for solving �����

Islanders' problems.��And now, the actual number of

problems solved has reached 3,500!��At this very moment, a ceremony is

being held at the ��

��

Lookalike Hall. Let's check it out!

��� , who took photos

of many of the travelers, had this to say:��"I find it so easy to make friends with

travelers nowadays, but at first I was

too shy to even say hi."����� �He�She said this while looking wistfully at

the pictures, some of which seemed like

they could have been taken yesterday.

��� , who took photos

of many of the explorers, said,��"I find it so easy to make friends with

explorers nowadays, but at first I was

too shy to even say hi."����� �He�She said looking wistfully at the

pictures as if they had been taken

only yesterday.

����퀭촇���<����촃As the island's spokesperson, I

would like to say thank you to

��

�� look-alike.������퀭촇���<����촃You solved 3,500 problems

on ����� Island.������퀭촇���<����촃It's only a matter of time before you

reach 4,000!

����퀭촇���<����촃As the island's spokesperson, I

would like to say thank you,

��

�� lookalike.������퀭촇���<����촃You solved 3,500 problems

on ����� Island.������퀭촇���<����촃It's only a matter of time before you

reach 4,000!

��

�� look-alike is

famous for solving �����

Islanders' problems.��And now the actual number of

problems solved has hit 4,000!��Let's see what's happening at the

celebration ceremony being held at 

��

�� Look-Alike Hall.

��

�� lookalike is

famous for solving �����

Islanders' problems.��And now, the actual number of

problems solved has hit 4,000!��Right now, a ceremony is being held

at the ��

�� Lookalike

Hall. Let's see what's happening!

This is unbelievable news!����

�� look-alike has

collected all colors for all clothes.

This is unbelievable news!����

�� lookalike has

collected all colours for all clothes.

����퀭촇���<����촃As the island's spokesperson, I

would like to say thank you to

��

�� look-alike.������퀭촇���<����촃You solved 4,000 problems

on ����� Island.������퀭촇���<����촃It seems like we've had many many

problems on this island, so we're

glad to have you around.

����퀭촇���<����촃As the island's spokesperson, I

would like to say thank you,

��

�� lookalike.������퀭촇���<����촃You solved 4,000 problems

on ����� Island.������퀭촇���<����촃It seems like we have had many

problems on this island, so we're

glad toi have you around.

��

�� look-alike 

has collected the thousands of different

clothing color variations available.��No one can ever calculate how much

effort went into this achievement,

but we do know it wasn't easy.��Take a moment to think about how

monumental a task this was!

��

�� lookalike 

has collected the thousands of different

clothes that are available.��No one can ever calculate how much effort and

hardship went into this achievement,��but we do know it wasn't easy.��Let everyone know how monumental

a task this was!

Unbelievable news!����

�� look-alike 

has collected all colors for all hats.

Unbelievable news!����

�� lookalike 

has collected all colours for all hats.

���  is turning heads

with ��� �his�her spot-on readings after deciding

to become a crystal-ball gazer.��One customer named ���ā 

said ���촁�he�she was shocked at how accurate the

reading was.��But ���촁�he�she ran away without paying

when it all started getting too spooky.��Luckaly ���촁�he�she paid later by putting a check

in the mail...just as predicted.

���  is turning heads

with ��� �his�her spot-on readings after deciding

to be a crystal ball gazer.��One customer named ���ā   

said ���촁�he�she was shocked at how accurate the

reading was.��But ���촁�he�she ran away without paying

when it all started getting too spooky.��Luckily, ���촁�he�she paid later by putting a cheque

in the post...just as predicted.

Today we have some fascinating video

sent to us by one of our regular viewers.����� , a master of movement,

sent this video with a note that read,��"I'm sure these poses will astonish your

viewers." Let's take a look.

We received a video from one of our

regular viewers today.�����  sent it with the

following message.��"Look at these awesome poses I came up with."��So... Let's just take a look...

A heart-stopping incident occurred

yesterday at lunchtime.�����  was playing

hide-and-seek and decided to hide

in some iced coffee.��But then ��� �he�she found ��� �he�she couldn't get

out of the mug.

A heart-stopping incident occurred

yesterday lunchtime.�����  was playing hide and

seek when ��� �he�she hid in some iced coffee.��But then ��� �he�she found that ��� �he�she couldn't

get out of the mug. 

��

�� look-alike has

collected the thousands of different

hat color variations available.��No one can ever calculate how much

effort went into this achievement,

but we do know it wasn't easy.��Take a moment to think about how

monumental a task this was!

��

�� lookalike 

has collected the thousands of different

hats that are available.��No one can ever calculate how much effort and

hardship went into this achievement,��but we do know it wasn't easy.��Let everyone know how monumental

a task this was!

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����쵤���d����촂Hiya!����ஸ������쵤���2����촄Uh...����૰������쵤���P����촄That's it... ����૰

An eyepawpping new kitchen gadget

is now available in stores nationwide.��Your old toaster may soon be

as obsolete as unsliced bread!

An eye-popping new product is in stores.��Analysts predict your old household

toaster may soon be history.

���  nearly froze

because of the icy drink.��Luckily ��� �he�she was rescued when

���ā , who was it,

finally found ��� �him�her and pulled ��� �him�her out.

���  nearly froze

because of the icy drink.��Luckily, ��� �he�she was rescued when

���ā , who was 'it', 

finally found ��� �him�her.

We have some shocking news!�����  got ��" �himself�herself into

a real jam, when ��� �he�she slipped

and fell into a pickle jar.����� �He�She was trapped in the container

with carrots and gherkins.

We have some shocking news!�����  got ��" �himself�herself in a 

pickle with some pickles when ��� �he�she

slipped and fell into a pickle jar.����� �He�She was trapped in the container with

carrots and gherkins.

The Awlmoaster, out yesterday, can toast

almost anything. It can even toast

����Ā촁!��Just insert ����Ā촁,

wait three minutes...��And POP! Perfectly toasted

����Ā촁 �	��Ā

comes�come

flying out!

The Ultra Toaster, out yesterday, can toast

anything, even ����Ā촁!��Just pop in your ����Ā촁, 

wait 3 minutes...��and POP! Perfectly toasted 

����Ā촁 �	��Ā

comes�come flying out!

Fortunately, ���  was 

taken out unhurt with the gherkins after

about half a day.��We have received reports that the

carrots are still in the jar.��Authorities say ��� 

will probably smell of pickles for a

month.

Thankfully, ���  was 

taken out unhurt with the gherkins after

about half a day.��We have received reports that the

carrots are still in the jar.��Authorities say ��� 

will probably smell of vinegar for a

month.

As ���  was eating

��� ����  on the

riverbank today,��a hawk came flying down and 

stole ��� �his�her food.

As ���  was eating

��� ����  on the

riverbank today,��a hawk came flying down and 

stole ��� �his�her ���� .

The ����  Marathon

follows a route that goes around

����� Island.��First-place finisher ��� 

received a year's supply of 

����Ā촁.��Runner-up ���ā  had

this to say:��"I was upset that they had

����Ā촁 at the

drink stations instead of bottled water."

The ����  Marathon

follows a route that goes around

����� Island.��First place runner ��� 

received a year's supply of 

����Ā촁.��Runner-up ���ā  said,��"I was upset that they had

����Ā촁 at the

refreshment stations instead of water."

���  threw a temper tantrum

in the middle of the street,

and literally stopped traffic.

����  threw a

temper tantrum in the middle of the

street and literally stopped traffic.

Here's some unexpected news.

Here's some groundbreaking news.

���  didn't seem too

concerned, saying,��"This is the third time a hawk

has stolen ��� ���� 

from me. I'm used to it now."

According to ��� ��"This is the third time a hawk

has stolen ��� ���� 

from me. I'm used to it now."

One eyewitness named ���à 

had this to say:��"���  started

screaming like a little baby. It distracted

me from doing my crossword puzzle."��It's not clear why ��� 

lost ��� �his�her marbles, but our reporters are

following some candy-related leeds.

One passerby called ���à 

said,��"����  started

screaming like a baby. It really

put me off my crossword puzzle."��The reason ���� 

decided to get ��� �his�her knickers in a twist is still

unknown.

It was revealed that ��� 

used to be a sumo wrestler.��At one time, ���  was very

competitive and kept ��� �his�her sumo figure

by eating ����Ā촁.��It's likely that ��� �he�she lost ��� �his�her sumo shape

when ��� �he�she got sick of eating so �	���much�many

����Ā촁.

It was revealed that ��� 

used to be a sumo wrestler.��Long ago, ���  was so

competitive ��� �he�she kept ��� �his�her sumo figure

by eating ����Ā촁.����� �He�She said that ��� �he�she lost ��� �his�her sumo shape

when ��� �he�she got sick of eating all �	��Ā�that

those

����Ā촁.

This news might just put a smile on

your face.

This news might just put a smile on

your face too.

A startling event occurred today when

���  and friends were 

nearly run over by a giant.�����à had this to say,

after having narrowly escaped being

flattened like a pancake:��"The giant just hurdled right over us

and kept on running..."

An incident occurred today where

���  and friends were 

almost run over by a giant.�����à commented after

barely escaping having ���촂�his�her bones

crushed,��"The giant just hurdled right over us

and kept on running..."

���  has been growing

tomatoes that look just like ��� �him�her, in

��� �his�her vegetable garden.��"Grow them with enough love," ��� �he�she

said, "and they start to look just like

you. Like ��� �father�mother, like tomatoes!"�����  went on to say that

the tomatoes are tasty but ��� �he�she feels

bad about eating them.

���  has grown tomatoes

that look just like ��� �him�her in ��� �his�her vegetable

patch.��"If you grow tomatoes with enough

love and affection, they start to look

just like you. Like ��� �father�mother, like tomatoes!"�����  went on to say,

"They are tasty tomatoes, but I feel a

little bad for eating them."

There's a new style at the ice-cream

parlor that has everyone screaming

for more.

There's a new flavour at the ice cream

parlour in town that everybody's

screaming for.

This spring the trains have been even

more crowded than ever before.��Every rush hour, passengers are packed

into the trains like sardines.

This spring, the trains have been even

more crowded than ever before.��Every rush hour, the passengers are

packing into the trains literally like

sardines.

The apartment building has undergone

yet another rapid expansion.

The Mii Apartments building has been

renovated without even a hint of

dust or debris.

����� Creamery opened

its ice-creamy doors last week.��Its specialty is serving up ice-cream

scoops that look exactly like its

customers' faces.����� , who ordered a

small ���  scoop, said,

"Wow! It looks and tastes just like me!"

����� Creamery opened

its ice creamy doors last week.��Their speciality is creating ice creams

that look exactly like the customers'

faces.����� , who ordered one

ice cream cone, said, "Wow, it actually

looks just like me!"

The monthly ����� Cat

Convention is being held today.

The monthly Cat Convention is being

held today.

����� Central Station has

reported a 500 percent increase in

passengers this season.��Commuter ���Ć  said,

"I'm squished every day on the train.��"My body usually returns to its normal

size by the time I reach the office...but

sometimes it doesn't."

����� Main Station has

reported a 500% increase in passengers

passing through.��Commuter ���Ć  said,

"I am literally squashed like a sardine 

every day on the train..."��"My body usually returns to its normal

size by the time I reach the office, but

sometimes it doesn't."

Are the hydrangeas at 

����� Botanical Garden

beautiful right now or what.

Aren't the hydrangeas at 

����� Botanical Garden

beautiful right now, or what?

An import-wear shop specializing in

imported items has opened on

����� Island.

A special imported product store

named "Import Wear" has opened

on ����� Island.

With so many islanders moving in, it

was necessary to increase the number

of apartments in the building to 100.��One islander named 

���ā  was glowing with

excitement when ���촁�he�she said this:��"I'm glad we got a bigger building!

We need the space!"��Our intrepid news team has learned

that there will be no further

renovations to the building.

With so many islanders moving in,

there have been fewer and fewer

rooms available.��The building was renovated to 

have 100 rooms.��One islander named 

���ā  was glowing 

with excitement when ��� �he�she said,��"I'm glad we got a bigger building!"

However, there are no further plans

for renovations to Mii Apartments.

The ���Ā Spring/Summer Collection

debuted on the ���� 

Fashion Center runway this week.����� , a popular new

designer, showed ��� �his�her latest spring

and summer themes.��Let's take a look at the video.

A new ���Ā Spring and Summer

Collection has been revealed at the

����  Arena.��The collection belongs to a popular

new designer in the fashion world

called ���� .������ 's

new clothing collection is bound to

cause a fashion heatwave.��Let's have a look at footage from the

show.

Cats auhlways gather at the sand pit in

����� Park late at night

on the ����Ā.��House cats, strays, and even tomcats,

are all welcome to join in the furry

event.��What's more, the first 200 visitors

get a free bag of catnip.

Cats always gather at the sand pit in

����� Park late at night

on the ����Ā of the month.��House cats, strays and even tomcats

are all welcome to join in the furry

event.��What's more, the first 200 visitors

also get a free bag of catnip.

Some people believe that if you talk to

the hydrangeas there, they will grant

you a wish.��Flocks of visitors can be seen talking

to the slightly unresponsive flowers.��By the way, ��� 's 

wish was, "I wish I had some flowers."

People believe that if you talk to

the hydrangeas here, they might 

grant you a wish.��Flocks of visitors can be seen 

talking to the slightly unresponsive

flowers.��By the way, ��� 's 

wish was, "I wish I had more friends."

This shop is home to all the import

items that have been brought in from

other islands via StreetPass.��You can find some really cool stuff

here that isn't available in other shops.��If you want to stay ahead of your

neighbors, maybe you should stop

by and check it out!

This shop houses all the products

that have been brought in from other

islands via StreetPass.��You can find special products here

that are not available in the other

shops.��If you want to get ahead of your 

neighbours, maybe you should stop

by the shop!

Construction on the Mii Homes area

has finally wrapped up here on

����� Island.

"Mii Homes" construction has

finally been completed on

����� Island.

The ���Ā Fall/Winter Collection

debuted on the ���� 

Fashion Center runway this week.��A new popular designer on the scene,

named ��� , showed ��� �his�her

latest fall and winter themes.��Let's take a look at the video.

A new ���Ā Autumn and Winter

Collection has been revealed at the

����  Arena.��The collection belongs to a fancy new

designer in the fashion world

called ���� .������ 's

new clothing collection is bound to

cause a real style storm.��Let's have a look at footage from the

show.

Newlywed couples can move into new

homes that are built in this cozy

spot on the island.��We hope it becomes a lively place

where lots of happy families grow

and have fun!

Newly-wed couples can move into new

homes that are built in this cosy

spot on the island.��We hope it becomes a lively area 

where lots of happy families grow

and have fun!

There has been a recent increase

in stray ���  sightings

around homes in the area.

There has been an increase recently

in stray ���  sightings

around homes in the area.

A new side to ��� 's

personality was discovered last night.�����  doesn't usually

sing karaoke, but last night ��� �he�she was

asked to do the last song.����� �He�She was quoted as saying, "I'm a little

shy, so I'll just sing this once." And

then ��� �he�she started to sing.

A new side to ��� 's

personality was discovered last night.�����  doesn't usually

sing karaoke, but last night ��� �he�she was

requested to do the last song.����� �He�She was quoted to have said,

"I'm a little shy so I'll just sing this

once," before starting to sing.

The ���  is cute when

it's young, and it's a popular pet.��However, as it grows, it becomes

more defiant and eventually leaves home

in search of the best foods.��If you give a stray ��� 

a snack, it will just pester you for more.

So if you see one, try to ignore it.

The ���  is cute when

it's young and is a popular pet.��However, as they grow they become more

rude and eventually fight with their

owners before finally leaving home.��Give a stray ���  food

and it will pester you for more. So if

you see one, just try to ignore it.

���ā  was sitting nearby

and reported on the incident.��"���  totally changed

when the song started! ��� �He�She didn't stop

singing until well after dawn..."�����촁�He�She looked rather sleepy during the

interview.

���ā  was sitting nearby

and reported on the incident,��"���  totally changed

when the song started! ��� �He�She didn't stop

singing until well after dawn..."�����촁�He�She looked rather sleepy during the

interview.

Self-proclaimed scientific genius

Dr. ����  has invented

a pill that makes you half-invisible.

Self-proclaimed scientific genius

Dr ���  has invented

a pill that makes you half-invisible.

Researchers finally have photographic

evidence of the legendary deer of

����� Island.��Images of the mystical elusive deer were

captured at long last by the intrepid

����ā  Expedition.

The legendary deer of 

����� Island��was finally discovered by the

����ā 

Research Group.

The scientist spent years developing

the pill before finally being able to test

it on ��" �himself�herself.��As expected, ��� �he�she became half-invisible.��The doctor soon realized there wasn't

much point to it unless it makes the

user completely invisible.��And so the invention's announcement

ended up being only halfhearted and

somewhat transparent.

The scientist spent years developing

the pill before finally being able to test

it on ��" �himself�herself.��As expected ��� �he�she became half-invisible.��The doctor soon realized there was not

much point to it unless it makes the

user completely invisible.��And so, the invention's announcement

ended up being only half-hearted.

����� Island's first

traveler has left the island.��To commemorate the occasion, a

campground has opened for travelers

to use while they are visiting.

����� Island's first

explorer is ready to go!��To commemorate the occasion, a

campsite has opened so that other

explorers can stay while they are here.

The ���  Deer,

as it is called, is now known to feed on

����Ā촁.�����ā , who

discovered the deer, had this to say:��"We have proof for all those doubters that

the ���  Deer

does indeed exist. It's a great day!"

It has been given the scientific name

Pecora ���� ae.��It was also found to feed on 

����Ā촁.������ā  ����ā ,

who discovered the deer, said, ��'We have proven to all those doubters

that the ���� 

Deer really exists.'

The ����� Island Championship

Wrestling match was held today.

The ����� Island

Wrestling Championship was held

today.

This news may be difficult for our

viewers to believe.��We have reports that mythical centaurs

have been spotted in the north of

����� Island.

This news may be difficult for our 

viewers to believe...��We have reports that the mythical

centaurs��have been spotted in the north of

����� Island.

Up to 10 tents can be pitched

at the campground.��When visiting travelers have their tents

set up, you can go over and give them

a warm welcome.��Also, if they look like they have any

problems, why not help them out.��Making weary travelers feel

welcome is an important duty

for every islander.

Up to 10 tents can be pitched on the

campsite.��When explorers have their tents up,

you can go over and give them a

warm welcome.��Also, if they look like they have any

problems, why not help them out?��Making weary explorers feel

welcome is an important duty for

every islander.

A special ring was set up in the plaza

to house the event for some of the

biggest names in wrestling.�����  the Giant made an

appearance along with Fire Dragon

���ā  .��The mysterious Masked ���ă 

and the even more mysterious Caped

����  fought as well.��In the final bout, the ���� 

attempted to take the championship 

by using the ����  Slam.��The wrestler tried to take out

���  the Giant with that

signature move.��But the Giant countered with the

���  Punch.����� �He�She then finished off with a Flying Mee

Dropkick to claim a record fourth title.

A special ring was set up in the plaza

to house the event for all the big names,�����  the Giant,�����ā  Pegasus,��the mysterious Masked ���ă ,��and the even more mysterious 

����  Mask.��In the final bout, ����  

Mask attempted to take his first championship 

by using the ����  Chop.��He tried to take out ���  

the Giant with it.��However, the move was countered with the

����  Hold.��Finally, ���� 

the Giant finished with a Flying Mii

Drop Kick to win ��� �his�her 4th title.

Take a look at this photo.��It appears to show a herd of centaurs

trotting up a mountain.��However, there are some doubts 

about eyewitness ���ć 's

story and photo evidence.��Police suspect the photo has been

foaled with. We hope ���ć 

wasn't just horsing around.

Take a look at this photo.��It appears to show a herd of centaurs

trotting up a mountain.��However, there were some doubts 

about eye witness ���ć 's

story.��Police suspect the photo has been 

foaled with. We hope that ���ć  

wasn't just horsing around.

The ����� Island Festival

got under way today.��The event was set up to build a

sense of community on the island.

The ����� Island Festival

was put on recently.��It was set up to build a sense of

community on the island.

Char-grilled ���� 

�	���is�are sparking interest among gourmets.

And there's no smoke without fire.

Chargrilled ���� 

�	���is�are sparking interest among gourmets.

And there's no smoke without fire.

There's been a lot of sad news lately,

but this news should make you feel

all warm and fuzzy!

There's been a lot of sad news lately,

but this news should make you feel

all fuzzy!

Headlining were the popular bands the

����Ā촁 and Legend

of ���Ć  .��Other bands are also slated to 

perform at the three-day event.��More than 50,000 people visited on

opening day alone.

Headlining were "The

����Ā촁" and "Legend

of ���Ć ".��Other bands also performed at the

3 day event.��Over 50,000 people visited on

the first day alone.

Char-grilled ����  

�	���is�are made by cooking ���

����  over a fire.��It's not an exact science, but done

right, it results in a real treat.����� , a char-grilling

enthusiast had this to say:��"There's a fine line between crunchy and

coal. I wouldn't recommend it to

amateurs."

Chargrilled ����  �	���is�are

made by cooking ���

����  over a fire.��It's not an exact science, but when

done right it is a real treat.����� , an outdoor fire

enthusiast, said, ��"There's a fine line between crunchy and

coal. I wouldn't recommend it to

amateurs."

���  Erasers are

becoming very popular among schoolkids

these days.

���  Erasers are

becoming very popular among kids

in schools these days.

A jewelry exhibition was recently held

at a fancy shop in ���  Town.

A jewellery exhibition was held at a 

fancy shop in ���  

Town.

���  was devastated

when ��� �he�she accidentally put salt instead

of sugar into ��� �his�her coffee.��But as ��� �he�she was staring out the window

in despair, ��� �he�she saw a cloud that looked

just like ���ā  .��"I felt ���ā  was telling 

me it was going to be OK," ��� �he�she said.

"That made me feel a lot better."��The cloudy ���ā 

refused to comment.

���  was devastated

when ��� �he�she accidentally put salt instead

of sugar into ��� �his�her coffee.��As ��� �he�she was looking out of the window

in despair ��� �he�she saw a cloud that looked

just like ���ā .��"I felt ���ā  was telling 

me that it was going to be OK," ��� �he�she

said. "That made me feel a lot better."��The cloudy ���ā 

refused to comment, however.

These unusual erasers are made from

molds of ���  . That's

where they get their odd name...��The erasers come in a variety of

���  poses, and there

are 250 to collect in all.��Even though it's called an eraser our

news team found it wasn't very good

at erasing anything really.��But eraser enthusiasts are trading the

rarer and highly sought-after versions of the

product.��The rarest, the Thinking ��� 

version, sells for more than 50 times its

retail value.

These unusual erasers are made from

moulds of ��� .��And that's why they've been named

the ���  Eraser.��The erasers come in a variety of

���  poses, and there

are 250 to collect.��Even though it's called an eraser, our

news team found it wasn't very good

at erasing anything really.��Eraser enthusiasts are even trading the

rarer, highly sought-after versions of the

product.��It is said the Thinking ���  

version sells for hundreds.

Ladies all over the world dream of

wearing the ���  Jewel.��This remarkably beautiful piece

was on display and offered plenty 

of excitement to visitors.

Ladies all over the world dream of

wearing this "���  

Jewellery." ��This remarkably beautiful piece

was on display and offered plenty 

of excitement to visitors.

The festival, a celebration of all things

����Ā촁, featured

many kinds of games and activities.��Among popular recurring favorites were

����  bobbing and

����  cakes.��The festival continued until late into

the evening.��It reached its grand finale, the singing of

����  Song, in

the wee hours of the morning.

There were all kinds of games and

items,��like ����  bobbing

and ����  sweets.��The festival continued late into

the evening,��reaching its grand

finale with the singing of the

"����  Song."

If you love photos, you're gonna love

this. A photo studio has opened its

shutters on ����� Island!

If you love photos, you're gonna love

this. The Photo Studio has opened its

shutters on ����� Island!

Pavements, streams, buildings, and

even the air froze, creating a silvery

island of ice.��Even though it is very pretty, please

don't walk around outside unless you

want to be a shiny ice statue.

Pavements, streams, buildings, and

even the air froze, creating a silvery

island of ice.��Even though it is very pretty, please

don't walk around outside unless you

want to be a shiny ice statue too.

You can take pair or group photos

in the photo studio.��You can even get all of the islanders

together for one big group shot!��Bring friends and family together and

head over to the studio today!��All photos taken are saved to

the SD card.��Of course it's nice to look at photos

in the studio, but why not check them

out on your home computer too.

You can get couple or group photos

taken in the photo studio.��Not only that, you can get all of the

islanders together for a group shot!��Bring friends and family together and

head over to the studio, today!��All photos taken are saved to

the SD Card.��Of course, it's nice to look at photos

in the studio, but why not check them

out on your PC too?

There's a new rankings board on the

island, and it promises to track all

aspects of island life.

A Rankings Board has been set up

on the island!

We have some stupendous news.����

�� look-alike has

solved 200 islander problems.��At this very moment, an appreciation

ceremony is being held at the

����� Center.��Let's take a look.

��

�� lookalike is

known for solving �����

Islanders' problems.��And now, the actual number of

problems solved has reached 200!��At this very moment, a ceremony is

being held at the �����

Centre. Let's take a peek!

Every year, the demand for

����Ā촁 rises

dramatically in ����Ā.��The lack of ����Ā촁

in ����Ā was a serious

issue for islanders in the past.��But thankfully, a new factory production

method has yielded a fivefold increase in

����  output.

Every year, the demand for

����Ā촁 in ����Ā

increases dramatically. ��The lack of ����Ā촁

in ����Ā was a serious

issue for islanders in the past.��But thankfully, a new factory production

method has given a fivefold increase in

����  output.

Boy Charm Ranking has been added

to the rankings board.

A Girl Appeal Ranking has been added

to the Rankings Board.

����퀭촇���<����촃As the island's spokesperson, I

would like to say thank you to

��

�� look-alike.������퀭촇���<����촃You solved 200 problems

on ����� Island.������퀭촇���<����촃As a reward for your efforts, please

accept this bronze trophy.

����퀭촇���<����촃As the island's spokesperson, I

would like to say thank you,

��

�� lookalike.������퀭촇���<����촃You solved 200 problems

on ����� Island.������퀭촇���<����촃As a reward for your efforts, please

accept this bronze trophy.

We have some amazing news!����

�� look-alike has

solved 400 islander problems.��At this very moment, an appreciation

ceremony is being held at the

����� Center.��Let's take a look.

��

�� lookalike is

known for solving �����

Islanders' problems.��And now, the actual number of

problems solved has reached 400!��At this very moment, a ceremony is

being held at the �����

Centre. Let's check it out!

Who's the hunkyest hunk on

����� Island?�����  just had to find

out, and talked to all of the islanders.��The stunning results are posted on the

rankings board.��The list is updated daily, so check it

often to see how all the guys place!

Who is the hunkiest hunk on

����� Island?�����  just had to find

out and talked to all of the islanders.��The results were posted on the

Rankings Board.����� �He�She updates the list daily so check

it often to see how all the guys place!

����퀭촇���<����촃As the island's spokesperson, I

would like to say thank you to

��

�� look-alike.������퀭촇���<����촃You solved an amazing 400 problems

on ����� Island.������퀭촇���<����촃Please accept this silver trophy as

a reward for all your hard work.

����퀭촇���<����촃As the island's spokesperson, I

would like to say thank you,

��

�� lookalike.������퀭촇���<����촃You solved an amazing 400 problems

on ����� Island.������퀭촇���<����촃Please accept this silver trophy as

a reward for all your hard work.

We have some glorious news.����

�� look-alike has

solved 700 islander problems.��At this very moment, an appreciation

ceremony is being held at the

����� Center.��Let's take a look.

��

�� lookalike is

known for solving �����

Islanders' problems.��And now, the actual number of

problems solved has reached 700!��Right now, a ceremony is being held

at the ����� Centre.

Let's see what's going on!

All available colors of 

���Āā were finally stocked

at the import-wear shop through SpotPass!

All available colours of 

���ĀĀ were finally 

stocked at "Import Wear" through SpotPass!

����퀭촇���<����촃As the island's spokesperson, I'd like

to say thank you from all of us,

��

�� look-alike.������퀭촇���<����촃You solved a staggering 700 problems

on ����� Island.������퀭촇���<����촃Please accept this gold trophy as

a reward for your amazing dedication.

����퀭촇���<����촃As the island's spokesperson, I'd like

to say thank you from all of us,

��

�� lookalike.������퀭촇���<����촃You solved a staggering 700 problems

on ����� Island.������퀭촇���<����촃Please accept this gold trophy as

a reward for your amazing dedication.

These are clothes you can't get

anywhere else, so make sure you buy

your very own now!

These are some clothes that you can't 

buy anywhere else, so make sure you

get your very own now!

All available colors of 

����Ā촁 were finally stocked

at the import-wear shop through SpotPass!

All available colours of 

"���� " were finally 

stocked at "Import Wear" through SpotPass!

You can't get these items anywhere

else, so make sure you get your very

own now!

This is a product that you can't 

buy anywhere else, so make sure you

get your very own now!

Here's some scrumptious news.����

�� look-alike has

purchased all food items!

Here's some scrumptious news.����

�� lookalike has

purchased all food items.

����� Diving School is

hosting a special event for those who

want to swim with the dolphins.

����� Diving School is

holding a special event where you can

experience swimming with dolphins.

��

�� look-alike has

collected all of the hundreds of food

items available.��Everyone on the island is really

happy (and full) after eating so

many different kinds of food.��Thanks ��

�� look-alike!

��

�� lookalike has

collected all of the hundreds of food

items available.��The islanders of this island are very

happy (and full) after receiving all

kinds of food��from ��

�� lookalike.

This tower was built on the highest

spot on the island, and offers views

that will take your breath away.��On the day of its opening, 

���  had this to say:��"The wind feels so great up here. I

could sit on this tower forever and just

stare out to sea."����� �He�She looked on top of the world.

This tower was built on the highest

spot on the island and offers views

that will take your breath away.��On the day of its opening, 

���  visited and said,��"The wind feels so great up here. I

could sit up here forever and just

stare out to sea."����� �He�She literally looked on top of the

world.

The annual event is so popular it's been

sold out for months in advance.��One visitor named ��� 

was lucky enough to take the plunge. ��� �He�She

said, "I felt like I was really one of them."

This yearly event is so popular that they

are already fully booked next month. ��One visitor named ��� 

was lucky enough to swim with them and

said 'I felt like I was really one of them'.

An enormous swing set was unveiled at the

peak of Mount ���ā 

in ���ā  Park today.

A super-sized swing debuted at

����ā  Park on

Mt ����ā .

The annual Layzeybones Marathon was

held on ����� Island today.

The annual Lazybones Contest was 

held on ����� Island today.

Amateur explorers accidentally found

a hole deeper than any other hole.

This hole is deeper than any anybody

has ever found before.

The ����  fish

The ropes for this oversize swing are 40

feet long, and the contraption can send a

rider through the air at 60 miles per hour.����� , who got off the swing

looking shaken and unsteady, said,

"I really thought I was a goner."

The swing's ropes are 40 metres long and

can send someone swinging at 60 miles per hour.��One pale-looking rider named

���  said,��'I thought I was going to die'.

In thiss competition participants try to

out lazy each other. They while away

the time talking about annoying chores.��The last participant to get up is

crowned the lazy bones Champion.����� , the new champ, 

said "Man, all the lying around and

talking really made me tired."

In this competition, participants

talk about their most annoying 

errands, ��and the laziest among them is chosen

as the Champion of the Lazybones.����� , who was the

 winner of the contest, said, "It was a

real chore talking about it all."

Treasure divers recovered ���

����  today from a

wreck off ����� Island.��The ship, the ���ā  Fisher,

sank many years ago.

��� ����  �	���was�were

recovered from a ship that sank off of

����� Island called��The ����ā 

Fisher.

���  and ��� �his�her friends

stumbled on the giant hole in

����� Woods today.��They had a clowss look and estimated

it must be bottomless, and probably

extends to the other side of the planet.��Hopes are high that this hole will

make international travel much faster

than ever before.

���  and ��� �his�her friends

stumbled on the giant hole in

����� Woods today.��They had a closer look and estimated

it must be bottomless, and probably

extends to the other side of the earth.��Hopes are high that this hole will

make international travel much faster

than ever before.

���ā  took a wonder

leg-lengthening vitamin.��The next day ���촁�his�her legs had grown by

an astonishing 20 feet.

���ā  took a wonder

leg-lengthening vitamin.��The next day, ���촁�his�her legs had grown by

5 metres.

A radical new design has exploded

onto the nail-painting scene.

A radical new design has exploded

onto the nail painting scene.

The ����  �	���was�were

probably made in the 17th century.������  expert

��� , who analyzed

the find, had this to say:��"�	���It's�They've slept on the ocean floor

protected from sunlight, so �	���it's�they're

really well preserved.��"However, some fish may have had a

little nibble, decreasing the value

by a few dollars."

The ����  �	���was�were

probably made in the 17th century.������  expert

���� , who 

analysed the find, said,��"�	���It's�They've slept on the ocean floor, 

protected from sunlight and so �	���it's�they're

really well preserved."��"However, some fish may have had a

little nibble, decreasing the value

by around ���6."

���ā  was overjoyed

with the results, which passed ���촁�his�her

expectations. ���촁�He�She had this to say:��"What's really surprising is that my

pants also grew by 20 feet!"

���ā  was overjoyed

with the results which leaped past

all expectations. ���촁�He�She said,��"Now, I need to buy some more

clothes that will fit me."

You've probably already seen nails

featuring ����Ā촁 on

fingers everywhere lately.��The style took off after celebrity 

model ���  wore 

them as a joke.��But now both men and women are into

the ����  nails,

and it looks like this trend will last.

You've probably already seen nails

featuring ����Ā촁 on

hands everywhere lately.��The style took off after celebrity 

model ���  wore 

them just as a joke.��But now, both men and women are into

the ����  varnish

and that's why it's sure to last.

After years of trying and failing,

researchers have finally created the

elusive blue ���� .

Everyone thought it was impossible,

but after years of research, they finally

made a blue ���� .

����  is known

as one of the greatest painters of

our time.����� �His�Her latest masterpiece is a wonderfully

crafted self-portrait with friends.��Art buffs lined up for hours from early

morning just to see the piece, titled,

���� 's World.

����  is known

as one of the greatest painters of

our time.��The latest masterpiece is a wonderfully

crafted self portrait with friends.��Art buffs queued for hours from early

morning just to see the piece titled

���� 's World.

The breakthrough was made by lead

blue researcher ���  .�����  started making

����Ā촁 as a hobby.��So it was basically only a matter of

time before ��� �he�she managed to make

�	���a�some blue ���� .

The breakthrough was made by the

company boss, ��� .�����  started making

����Ā촁 as a hobby.��So, it was basically only a matter of

time before ��� �he�she managed to make

�	���a�some blue ���� .

���� 's Candy

debuted a new line of chocolate

shapes today.

���� 's Chocs

debuted a new range today of

chocolate stuff.

���  had been trying

to stretch ����Ā촁

daily for 10 years without success.��But one day, ��� �he�she finally stumbled

on the correct technique for

accomplishing the difficult stretch.����� , more confident

than ever, boasted, "I can stretch

anything now!"

���  had been trying

to stretch ����Ā촁

daily for 10 years without success.��But one day, ��� �he�she finally stumbled

on the correct technique for stretching

����Ā촁.����� , now more 

confident than ever, boasted, "There's 

nothing I can't stretch now."

A new type of treadmill that lets you

exercise at home is running circles

around the competition.

A new type of treadmill that lets you

exercise at home is making the 

competition run for cover.

A piggy bank has been set up on the

island near the fountain.��Islanders' donations can be used to

make ����� Island a

better place!

A piggy bank has been set up on the

island by the fountain.��Islanders' donations can be used to

make ����� Island a

better place!

The chocolates range in shape from

����Ā촁 to

����ā촁!��And if you don't like the look, at least

you can't argue with the taste.

The chocolates in the range are

shaped like ����Ā촁

and ����ā촁!��Well, if you don't like the look, at least

you can't argue with the taste.

The all-new ���ā 

Treadmill is perfect for all kinds of 

runners.��Just leave the distance and speed

settings up to ���ā ,

and you'll get a fantastic workout!

The all new ���ā 

Treadmill is perfect for all kinds of 

runners.��Just leave the distance and speed

settings up to ���ā 

and you'll get a fantastic workout!

Tidiness expert ��� 

has invented a new way to sweep the

floor, and it's really cleaning house.

Cleaning expert ��� 

has invented a new way to clean the

floor and it's sweeping up praise.

All donations gathered from the

islanders are given straight to

����� Island's owner.����

�� look-alike

is sure to use them to make the island a

great place to live.��Donations are accepted only once a

day. So don't forget to visit the fountain!��In addition, various events will be held

at the fountain after donations have been

collected.

All donations gathered from the

islanders are given straight to

����� Island's owner.����

�� lookalike

is sure to use them to make the island a

great place to live.��Donations are accepted only once a

day. So, don't forget to visit the fountain!��Furthermore, various events will be held

at the fountain after donations have been

collected.

The long-awaited clothing shop has

opened on ����� Island!

The long-awaited "Clothing" shop has

opened on ����� Island!

A concert hall has finally opened on

����� Island.��It comes in response to calls for a

spot where islanders can sing their

hearts out.

A Concert Hall was finally opened on

����� Island.��It comes in response to calls for

somewhere islanders can sing their

hearts out.

Professor ����  spent 

decades of research on various 

cleaning methods.��But ��� �he�she finally discovered the best

way to clean the floor is to roll around

on it with some old clothes on.

Prof. ���  spent 

decades of research on various 

cleaning methods.��But, ��� �he�she finally discovered the best

way to clean the floor is to roll around

on it with some old clothes on.

A variety of clothes are available in the

shop, from casual to formal wear.��So why not drop in and pick up

something stylish now.����� , who is a

professional window-shopper, was quite

excited. ��� �He�She had this to say:��"I just know this is where all the

latest trends are going to start out."��New clothing is displayed in the shop

every day, so we recommend you

check it out often!

A variety of clothes are available in

the shop, from casual to formal wear.��So, why not drop in and pick up

something stylish now?����� , who is a

professional window shopper, said

excitedly,��"I just know that this is where all the

latest trends are going to start out."��New clothing is displayed in the shop

every day, so we recommend you

check it out often!

The long-awaited hat shop has

opened on ����� Island!

The long-awaited "Hats" shop has

opened on ����� Island!

Girl Charm Ranking has been added

to the rankings board.

A Boy Appeal Ranking has been added

to the Rankings Board.

Islanders can perform their favorite

songs they've received as presents

from ��

�� look-alike.��Everyone can get a taste of being a

professional singer at the hall, which

will even provide backup dancers!��Anyone who wants to be a singer or

even just let off steam is invited to

try it out.��The concert hall can be accessed

from the map screen.��But because so many islanders love

singing, there is also a song icon in

their apartments for direct access.

Islanders can show off their best

songs that they received as gifts from

��

�� lookalike.��Everyone can get a taste of being a

professional singer at the hall, even

with backing dancers!��Anyone who wants to be a singer or

even just let off steam is invited to

try it out!��The Concert Hall can be accessed

from the map screen. But because so

many islanders love singing,��there is also a ♪ button in their

rooms for direct access.

Have you been waiting for a car that's

so envighron mentally friendly it doesn't

use any fuel at all? Well here you go!

Have you been waiting for a car that's

so environmentally friendly it doesn't

use any fuel at all? Well, here you go!

��� , who was in line

before the doors opened, gave a glowing

smile and had this to say:��"I was never all that into hats before,

but when I saw how well the ones

here fit me, I just couldn't resist."��Whether you're a hat fanatic or not,

why not visit the hat shop and take a

look around.��New hats are on display every day, so

make sure you don't miss the latest in

headwear!

��� , who was in line

before the doors opened, said

with a glowing face,��"I was never interested in hats,

but then I saw how well the ones

here fit me!"��Whether you're a hat fanatic or not,

why not visit "Hats" and take a look

around?��New hats are on display every day, so

make sure you don't miss the latest

ones!

����� Island residents

can now check to see which girls have

the most charm.��A female islander who wants to remain

anonymous wrote a note asking folks 

to "not post that kind of thing."��However, when she found out she 

was at the top of the list, she quickly

changed her tune.��The ranking changes daily, so anybody

wanting to know which ladies have the

most charm should check it regularly.

A Boy Appeal Ranking has been added

to ����� Island's ranking

board.��An anonymous female islander sent a

request not to "post that kind of thing".��However, when she found out she 

was at the top of the ranking, she

changed her mind.��The ranking changes daily so anybody

wanting to know who the hottest

ladies are should check it regularly.

Friendship Ranking has been added

to the rankings board.

A Friendship Ranking has been added

to the Rankings Board.

A large-scale test drive of the wonder

car was held for the media and public

today.����� , who got to test

one of the cars, seemed extremely

excited about it and had this to say:��"This should finally solve all of the

world's pollution and fuel problems!"

A large-scale test drive of the wonder

car was held for the media and public

today.����� , who got to test one

of the cars, seemed extremely excited

when ��� �he�she said,��"This should finally solve all of the

world's pollution problems!"

The Mii Stand-Up Comedy Festival

was held today to find the best

comedy duo on the island.

The Mii Stand-up Comedy Festival

was held today to find the best

comedy duo on the island.

��

�� look-alike is

known for solving �����

Islanders' problems.��And now the actual number of

problems solved has reached 2,000!��Let's see what's happening at the

celebration ceremony being held at 

��

�� Look-Alike Hall.

��

�� lookalike is

known for solving �����

Islanders' problems.��And now, the actual number of

problems solved has reached 2,000!��Right now, a ceremony is being held

at the ��

�� Lookalike

Hall. Let's see what's going on!

Friendship Ranking displays 100

pairings calculated by the Compatibility

Tester.��We're sure that everyone on this island

is pretty friendly, but sum may want to 

know who'd make the best friends.��The results are always changing, so be

sure to check the board regularly.

The friendship ranking displays 100

pairings calculated by the Compatibility

Tester.��We are sure that everyone on this

island is pretty friendly, but who might

make the best of friends?��The results are always changing so be

sure to check the board out regularly.

The event, which is sponsored by

����� T V, has been

going for nine years.��Amateur and professional teams

battled through several rounds to get

to the finals.��One team's routines were so hilarious

in the early rounds that some of the

audience members actually fainted.��The duo, ��� 

and ���ā , call

themselves...The Duo.��"We've got even funnier jokes for the

final," they said in perfect unison. "You

better take out extra health insurance."

The event, which is sponsored by

����� TV, has been

going for nine years.��Amateur and professional teams

battled through several rounds to get

to the final.��One team's routines were so hilarious

in the early rounds that some of the

audience even fainted.��The duo, ��� 

and ���ā , who call

themselves Millenium Bugz, said��"We got even funnier jokes for the

final. They're so funny, you'd better

take out extra health insurance."

����퀭촇���<����촃As the island's spokesperson, I

would like to say thank you to

��

�� look-alike.������퀭촇���<����촃You solved 2,000 problems

on ����� Island.������퀭촇���<����촃You made it this far already, but we

know you can go even further!

����퀭촇���<����촃As the island's spokesperson, I

would like to say thank you,

��

�� lookalike.������퀭촇���<����촃You solved 2,000 problems

on ����� Island.������퀭촇���<����촃You made it this far already, but we

know you can go even further.

��

�� look-alike is well

known for solving �����

Islanders' problems.��And now, the actual number of

problems solved has reached 2,500!��Let's see what's happening at the

celebration ceremony being held at 

��

�� Look-Alike Hall.

��

�� lookalike is well

known for solving �����

Islanders' problems.��And now, the actual number of

problems solved has reached 2,500!��At this very moment, a ceremony is

being held at the ��

��

Lookalike Hall. Let's check it out!

����퀭촇���<����촃As the island's spokesperson, I

would like to say thank you to

��

�� look-alike.������퀭촇���<����촃You solved 2,500 problems

on ����� Island.������퀭촇���<����촃We're starting to have trouble counting all 

the times you've helped us. But you've

really earned our appreciation.

����퀭촇���<����촃As the island's spokesperson, I

would like to say thank you,

��

�� lookalike.������퀭촇���<����촃You solved 2,500 problems

on ����� Island.������퀭촇���<����촃We're starting to have trouble counting all 

the times you've helped us. But, you've

really earned our appreciation.

��

�� look-alike is well

known for solving �����

Islanders' problems.��And now the actual number of

problems solved has reached 3,000!��Let's see what's happening at the

celebration ceremony being held at 

��

�� Look-Alike Hall.

��

�� lookalike is well

known for solving �����

Islanders' problems.��And now, the actual number of

problems solved has reached 3,000!��Right now, a ceremony is being held

at the ��

�� Lookalike

Hall. Let's see what's going on!

This is a special report on 

��� , the 

����  collector.

This is a special story about

��� , the 

����  collector.

The air is so dry right now that many

people worry about getting a bad shock!

The air is so dry right now that many

people worry about how to avoid

getting a bad shock!

����퀭촇���<����촃As the island's spokesperson, I

would like to say thank you to

��

�� look-alike.������퀭촇���<����촃You solved 3,000 problems

on ����� Island.������퀭촇���<����촃We'll see you back here again as soon

as you make it to 3,500! Shouldn't be

long. We have a lot of problems!

����퀭촇���<����촃As the island's spokesperson, I

would like to say thank you,

��

�� lookalike.������퀭촇���<����촃You solved 3,000 problems

on ����� Island.������퀭촇���<����촃We'll see you back here again as soon

as you can make it to 3,500!

��� 's home is crammed

full of ����Ā촁.����� �He�She's most proud of an item found at a

flea market, ��� ���� 

from medieval times.�����  had this to say:��"In the future, I want to turn my home 

into a museum for ����Ā촁."��We wish ��� �him�her the best of luck with that.

��� 's room is crammed

full of ����Ā촁.����� �He�She is most proud of an item found

at a flea market,����� ����  from 

medieval times.�����  said,��"In the future, I want to make my home 

into a museum for ����Ā촁."��We can only wish ��� �him�her luck with that.

Here's some fantastic news!����

�� look-alike has

given food to �����

Islanders a staggering number of times.��The total number of items given has

hit 1,000!

Here's some fantastic news!����

�� lookalike has

given food to �����

islanders a staggering number of times. ��The total number of items given has

hit 1,000!

���  has a reputation

for giving off static shocks all the time.��Just brushing up against ��� �him�her can

release a burst of miniature lightning.�����  said, "The only way

I can stop zapping people is to stay

at home or stop wearing clothes..."��This reporter prefers the first option.

���  has a reputation

for giving off static shocks all the time.��Just a quick rub on ��� �his�her clothes

releases a burst of miniature lightning.�����  said,"The only way

I can stop buzzing people is to stay

at home or stop wearing clothes..."��So, there's only one real option.

There's a funky new claw game that

has players snagging Mees instead of

stuffed animals.

There's a funky new game where 

players can catch Miis instead of

stuffed toys. 

Here's a heartwarming story four you.

Here's a heart-warming story for you.

This remarkable wreckord was achieved

because ��

�� look-alike

gave food daily to islanders.��One islander named ���  

had this to say:��"I never went hungry thanks to

��

�� look-alike."��The islanders showed their gratitude

by giving ��

��

look-alike a gold spoon.

This remarkable record was achieved

because ��

�� lookalike��gave food to the islanders almost

every day.��One islander named ���  

said, ��"I never went hungry thanks to

��

�� lookalike."��The islanders all showed their gratitude

by giving ��

��

lookalike a gold spoon.

According to ��� ,

who works at ����� Game 

Center, it may not be for everyone.��"Some players are weirded out by the idea

of treating Mees like objects," ��� �he�she said.��"But most people change their minds after

seeing how much fun it is to catch one."

According to ���� ,

who works at ����� Game 

Centre,�� some people might complain that it's

inhumane to treat Miis like objects,��but everybody changes their minds after

seeing how much fun it is to catch one.

A new sport called Bug Sumo

is starting to catch on in a big way!

A new sport called Bug Sumo

has been revealed!

Little ���ā  was seen

crying today.��It seems ���촁�his�her ���� 

got stuck in a tree.��That's when ���  jumped

up and saved the day.�����  said simply,

"I was just doing my duty."

Little ����ā  was 

seen crying��after ���촁�his�her ���� 

got caught in the branches of a tree.��That was when 

���  jumped up and

grabbed it for ���촁�him�her.�����  said,

"I was just doing my duty."

Robot creator, Professor ����ā ,

has unveiled a new invention.��Roebo-���  made its

first media appearance today.

Robot creator Prof. ���ā 

has unveiled a new invention:��Robo ���  made its

first media appearance today.

Longtime slacker ��� 

got off the couch last month and

decided to start a new company.

Long-time lay about

���  decided to start

a new company last month.

In this sport, a player rides a beetle

and tries to knock an opposing player

out of a tree.��Spectators were glued to a recent

match as they held their breath to see

who would win.����� , who battled

and lost in one match was crying

when ��� �he�she said,��"I would have won if the beetle's

back wasn't so slippery..."

In this sport, a player rides a beetle

to try and knock an opposing

beetle off the tree.��Spectators seemed glued to

a match as they held their breath

to see who would win.����� , who battled

and lost in one match, was crying

when ��� �he�she said, ��"I would have won if the beetle's 

back wasn't so slippery..."

Roebo ���  is a

mechanical replica of ���  .��Much like the real thing, the robot

version of ���  can

move its head arms and legs.��Professor ����ā  said in

���촁�his�her press conference,��"I'm hoping for realistic sneezing in the

Roebo ���  Mark two."

Robo ���  is a

close replica of ��� .��Robo ��� 

can move its head, arms and legs...

but not both legs at the same time.��Prof. ���ā  said in ���촁�his�her

press conference,��"I have to keep working on it until I

can reveal Robo ��� 

Mark 2."

You may have heard the news

about ��� ���� 

being stolen from ���  .��We'd like to update you on that story.

You may have heard the news about

��� ���� 

being stolen from ��� .��We'd like to bring you an update

on that story.

Everyone loves ����Ă촁.

And now you can even create �	���it�them in

the comfort of your own home!

Everyone loves ����Ă촁.

And now, you can even make �	���it�them at

home!

��� �His�Her new company exports mass-

produced ����Ā촁.��They ship from �����

Island all over the world. But, as of

today, the company's still in the red.��Even though the company is already

almost bankrupt, ��� 

had this to say:��"I just wanted to be called the boss

for once in my life."

��� �His�Her new company exports mass

produced ����Ā촁.��They ship from �����

Island to all over the world. But, as of

this month, they are still in the red.��Even though the company is already

almost bankrupt, ��� 

stated,��"I just wanted to be called the boss,

for once in my life..."

This is a story that some people may

find hard to believe.

This is a story that not everybody will

find appealing.

A hysterical ���  

called the other day to tell us ��� �his�her

����  �	���was�were stolen.����� �He�She called back today to let us know

��� �his�her ����  had

been returned along with a note.��The note red simply, "Thanks for

letting me borrow �	���this�them."��Police are investigating and would like

to hear about any and all unusual

����  activity.

When a disappointed ���  

returned home after ��� �his�her

����  had been stolen,����� �he�she found a message that said 

"Thanks for letting me borrow �	���this�them." ���� ����  had also

been returned to �	���its

their original location.��The police are investigating why the

suzpect urgently needed ���

���� ��and whether they had a good enough

reason.

It's so easy, you will hardly believe it.��Just put ��� ���� 

and ��� ����ā  into

the special bucket and hit the switch!��Wait three minutes, and you have �	����a�some

piping-hot ����à 

in your hands!��The ����à Maker

is perfect for quick snacks alone or 

entertaining a whole party of guests!

It's so easy to do, you will hardly believe it.��Just put ��� ���� 

and ��� ����ā  into the 

special bucket and turn it on!��Wait 3 minutes and you have

piping-hot ����à 

in your hands!��The ����à Maker

is perfect for quick snacks alone or 

entertaining a whole party of guests!

����  ur cising is

a popular new get-fit craze taking

over the gyms right now.��Enthusiasts move around while waving

����Ā촁.

����  ercising is

a popular new keep-fit craze taking

over the gyms right now.��Enthusiasts move around while holding

����Ā촁.

A strange incident occurred yesterday,

when multiple victims slipped one after

another on the same banana peel.�����ā , an innocent

bystander, was in shock and only repeated

"Banana banana..." when questioned.��One victim, ���à , said

"One after another... It was horrible...

A little warning would have been nice."

A strange incident occurred yesterday

afternoon where multiple victims

slipped one after another on a banana peel.��The only witness ���ā 

repeated "Banana slippers!" before passing

out from laughing too much.��One victim, ���à , said

"One after another... It was horrible..."

Gardening has always been a

popular hobby, but sum have

taken it to a whole new level.

Gardening has always been a

popular hobby, but some have

taken it to a whole new level.

It may seem ordinary from a distance,

but the ���  Bird actually

has a face like ��� 's.��It is also known as the Lone 

���  Bird because

it never flies with other birds.��Since it is a very rare animal, please 

contact the wildlife conservation center

if you spot one.

It may seem ordinary from a distance,

but the ���  Bird actually

has a face like ��� 's.��It is also known as The Lone 

���  Bird because

it never flies with other birds.��Since it is a very rare animal, please 

contact the wildlife conservation centre

if you spot one.

����  ur cising's

inventor, ��� , had

this to say:��"Moving your body while holding ���

����  is great for

improving your balance.��"And if you get hungry, you can just

go ahead and pop �	���it�them in your

mouth."

����  ercising's

inventor, ��� , said,��"Moving your body while holding ���

����  is great for

improving your balance."��"And if you need extra energy you can just

go ahead and pop �	���it�them in your

mouth."

Recently, ���  has

taken up swimming in ��� �his�her home.

���  has been seen

swimming in ��� �his�her room, recently.

Apparently gardening in the ground

or a window planter isn't enough.

People are now potting on their roofs.��They claim the roof is perfect for 

plandts because it gets more sun,

and veggies grow faster up there.

Apparently gardening in the ground

or windowsill isn't enough - people are 

now potting on their roofs.��They claim the roof is perfect for 

plants because it gets more sun

so veggies grow quicker up there.

In the blink of an eye, the apartment-

building expansion has been completed.

The Mii Apartments building has been

renovated before anyone was aware

it was even happening.

���  recently bought

some fish and aquarium gear, and

then taped up ��� �his�her doors and windows.��Next, ��� �he�she turned on all the faucets and

filled ��� �his�her home nearly to the ceiling

with water.�����  said, "I love to

swim in my home all day. It's really quite

pleasant until it's time to eat or sleep."

Last month, ��� 

opened the door to ��� �his�her room and

found that it looked like a sea bed.�����  was surprised at

first, but soon got used to it.��In fact, ��� �he�she now has swimming

lessons with ��� �his�her fish almost every day.

Soon, ��� �he�she might even grow a tail!

During a particularly engaging talk,

somebody accidentally dropped ��� 

���� .��At that very moment, ��� 

just happened to be speeding past and

made a miraculous saving catch.��Great catch ��� !

During a particularly engaging chinwag,

somebody accidentally dropped ��� 

���� . ��At that very moment, ��� 

just happened to be speeding past but

miraculously caught it.

���  has taken to

sleeping through winter in an attempt

to save some money.��And we have been told that ��� �he�she

has already gone into highbernation

again this year.

���  has taken to

sleeping through winter to save

money.��And we have been told that ��� �he�she

went into hibernation again this year

already.

With so many islanders moving in,

fewer and fewer living spaces were

available.��So the building was expanded to 

include 48 apartments.��One islander named ���ā 

said, "I didn't even know construction

was going on."

With so many islanders moving in,

there have been fewer and fewer

rooms available.��The building was renovated to 

have 48 rooms.��One islander named 

���ā  said, "I didn't

even hear a single hammer."

Once again, the apartment building

has undergone a rapid expansion.

The Mii Apartments building has been

renovated without a single delay.

����Ā촁 �	��Ā�is�are now in

stock at the import-wear shop

vee a SpotPass.

����Ā촁 �	��Ā�is�are now in

stock at the Import Wear shop

via SpotPass.

"I found the perfect hole and didn't

want to waste it," ��� 

said before tucking in for the long nap.����� �He�She plans to wake up next spring at

the very earliest and said ��� �he�she might

just sleep well into summer.��So if you need something from

���  before then, 

you'll just have to wait.

���  said, "I found the

perfect hole and I thought it would be

a waste not to hibernate."����� �He�She plans to wake up next year in

spring, at the very earliest.��So if you need something from

���  before then, 

you'll just have to wait.

With so many islanders moving in, it

was necessary to increase the number

of apartments in the building to 72.��One islander named

���  said, "When did

they do all this construction."

With so many islanders moving in,

there have been fewer and fewer

rooms available.��The building was renovated to 

have 72 rooms.��One islander named 

���  said, "When on

earth did they do this?"

This shop stocks items that are

not available anywhere else, so

don't miss out!

This shop stocks products that are

not available anywhere else, so

don't miss out!

���  turned ��	�  today.��Here's footage of the birthday 

celebration coming to you lighv from

the ����� Hotel.

���  turned ��	�  today.��Here's footage of the birthday 

celebration lyve to you from

the ����� Hotel.

A trip to the local library didn't exactly

go by the book for two islanders.�����  and ���ā 

went missing, but were soon

found safe and sound.

A trip to the local library didn't exactly

go by the book for some islanders.�����  and

���ā  went missing,

but were soon found safe and sound.

The bookworms said they fell asleep

while hitting the books and got stuck

with some pressed flowers.��Unfortunately, they too became

pressed.��Pressed Mees are the perfect size and

thickness for making good bookmarks.

Now that's one for the books!

The bookworms said they fell asleep

while hitting the books and got stuck

with some pressed flowers.��Unfortunately, they too became

pressed.��Pressed Miis are the perfect size and

thickness for making good bookmarks.

Now, that's one for the books!

A brazen public-restroom takeover

caused havoc in town recently.

A brazen public toilet takeover caused

havoc in town recently.

Nintendo 3DS Image Share Is Here!

A gargantuan mysterious footprint

was discovered on �����

Island's ����  Beach.

A massive mystery footprint was

found on ����� Island's

����  Beach.

The incident happened around noon,

when ��� 's friends

teased ��� �him�her about letting out a big burp.����� �He�She was so embarrassed that ��� �he�she

ran to the nearest public restroom and

barricaded ��" �himself�herself in.��Within a short time, the teasers became

the victims of their own jokes, as they

started needing to use the restroom.��It took a leg-crossingly long time, but

��� 's best friend finally

persuaded ��� �him�her to let everyone in.

The incident happened around noon

when ���  was made

fun of for letting out a botty burp.����� �He�She was so embarrassed that ��� �he�she

barricaded ��" �himself�herself in the nearest

public toilets.��Within a short time, the onlookers

became the victims of their own jokes

as they too needed to use the toilet.��It took a leg-crossingly long time but

��� 's friend finally

persuaded ��� �him�her to let everyone in.

Tai Chi is experiencing a very slow

boom on ����� Island.��Master ���  holds

classes in the park and calls out the

moves to the students as they practice.��Everyone enjoys performing this

ancient Chinese meditative art

slowly in time with each other.��Let's take a look at what a class

is like.

Tai Chi is experiencing a very slow

boom on ����� Island.��Master ���  holds

classes in the park and calls out the

moves to the students as they practise.��Everybody enjoys performing this

ancient Chinese meditative art

slowly in time with each other.��Let's take a look at what a class

is like!

The footprint is five feet long and six

inches deep.��Professor ���� ,

a longtime researcher of mysterious

footprints had this to say:��"I've never seen anything like it.

Now I need to find the owner!"

The footprint was 5 metres long and

50cm deep.��Prof. ���� , an

expert on mysterious footprints, said, ��'I've never seen anything like this. I

have to find the owner.'

����  Beach, normally

a protected natural area, is open to the

public for a limited time only.

����  Beach,

normally out of bounds to the public,

is open for a limited time only.

����� Island held its

annual hot-air balloon event today.

����� Island held its

annual hot-air balloon event today. 

This week visitors could be seen enjoying

the fresh scent of ���� 

as they splashed and played.

Bathers could be seen enjoying the

fresh scent of ���� 

while swimming there already.

We have a terrible piece of news to

report today.��This morning ���  fell

asleep on top of the laundry.��That's no big deal in itself, but ��� �he�she

awoke to find that ��� �he�she had been i urned!

We have a terrible piece of news to

report.��This morning, ���  fell

asleep on top of the laundry.��and awoke to find that ��� �he�she had been

ironed.

Mount ����� is the highest

peak on ����� Island.�����  climbed the 

southwest route without oxygen and 

successfully finished the ascent.

Mt ����� is the highest

peak on ����� Island.�����  climbed the 

southwest route without oxygen and 

successfully finished the ascent.

A whole flotilla of balloons went up

into the blue skies.��One participant, ��� , 

was on top of the world when ��� �he�she said,��"It was like a dream to fly up into the

air like that. The wind felt so great."

A whole flotilla of balloons went up

into the blue skies.��One participant, ��� , 

was on top of the world when ��� �he�she said, ��"It was like a dream to fly up into the

air like that. The wind felt so great."

There are many scented shampoos on

sale, but one has created a stir because

of its unique ingredient.

There are many scented shampoos on

sale, but one has created a stir with

its unique ingredients.

As you might expect ��� �he�she was as 

flat as a pancake.��But with a bit of hot water and a

three-minute wait ��� �he�she was back to

normal, albeit a little steamed.

As you might expect, ��� �he�she was flatter

than a pancake.��But a little steam and a short wait and

��� �he�she was back to normal.

Others have tried to climb Mount

����� before.��But none have challenged the 

south face without assistance.����� 's solo ascent sent

shock waves through the mountain-

climbing community.

Others have tried to climb Mt

����� before, ��but none have challenged the 

south face without assistance. ����� 's solo ascent sent

shockwaves through the mountain 

climbing community.

Get ready for the smell

of ���� !��Just one wash with this shampoo and

your whole world will smell like

����Ā촁.����� , who developed the

product had this to say:��"Most shampoos smell the same. I

wanted to give the shampoo industry

a kick in the conditioner."

The smell of ���� !��Just one wash with this shampoo and

your whole world will smell like

����Ā촁.����� , who developed the

product, said,��"Most shampoos smell the same. I

wanted to give the shampoo industry

a kick in the conditioner."

It was discovered today that

���  has a cavity.

It was discovered that

���  has a cavity.

Another unbelievable discovery

was made today.

An unbelievable discovery was

made today.

Climbing trees has become popular

as a way to stay healthy and be

with nature.����� , who climbs trees

every day, had this to say:��"It just feels good to get out there and 

grapple those trees."

Climbing trees has become popular

as a way to stay healthy and be

with nature.����� , who climbs trees

every day, said, ��"It just feels good to get out there and 

grapple those trees."

This image shows the bacteria that

has made itself at home on

��� 's tooth.��According to the dental report,

���  has been forgetting

to brush ��� �his�her teeth before going to bed.��In related news, ��� �he's

she's been eating lots

of ����Ā촁 and

����ā촁.

This image shows the bacteria that

has made itself at home in

��� 's tooth.��According to the dental report,

���  had forgotten

to brush ��� �his�her teeth before going to bed.����� �he�she had been eating ���

����Ā촁 and

����ā촁. 

��� ����  �	���was�were

discovered with a best-by date from

five years ago.�����  was amazed to

find the putrid �	�$�product�products at the back

of ��� �his�her fridge.�����  said, "I can't

believe it. The date is exactly five

years ago today!"

�	���A�Some ����  �	���was�were

discovered with a best before date that

was 5 years overdue.�����  was amazed to

find the putrid �	�$�product�products at the back

of ��� �his�her fridge.�����  said, "I can't

believe it... The date is EXACTLY 5 years

ago today!"

Everybody likes barbecuing food

their own way.��But ��� 

has come up with something new that

will really get your grills going.

Everybody likes doing food on

barbecues their own way, right?��But, ��� 

has come up with something new that

will get everybody's grills going.

A press conference was held recently

in ����  Cinemas'

main theater.��It was a promotion for the upcoming

���  Bot vs.

Mecha ���ā  movie.

A press conference was held recently

at ����  Cinemas'

main theatre.��It was for the blockbuster

���  Man vs

Mecha ���ā .

�	���It's�They're perfect when you're hot

and hungry.��Everyone from toddlers to senior

citizens loves chilling out with �	��Ā�it�them.����� , who eats �	��Ā�it�them

every day, had this to say:��"Frozen ���� !

�	���It's�They're like an avalanche in my mouth!"

�	��Ā�It's�They're perfect when you have no

appetite and even a little heat

exhaustion.��Everybody loves getting an ice cream

headache from �	��Ā�it�them, from toddlers to

senior citizens.����� , who eats �	��Ā�it�them

every day, said,��"Frozen ���� 

�	���is�are like an avalanche in my mouth!"

���  has found a

combination of ingredients that makes

for perfect schish kebabs. It includes������Ā촁,

����ā촁, and

����ă촁.��It might seem like an odd combination,

but, as ���  says,

"Don't hate it till you taste it!"

���  has found a

combination of ingredients that makes

for perfect shish kebabs. They include:������Ā촁,

����ā촁 and

����ă촁.��Now, you might think it will taste funny,

but the proof of this pudding is

definitely in the eating.

The film is a sequel to the popular

���  Bot, which came

out last year.��In this action sequel, defender-of-justice 

���  Bot battles the 

evil monster Mecha ���ā  .��Director and star ��� 

had this to say about the $200 million

picture: "It's a masterpiece."

The film is a sequel to the popular

���  Man, which came

out last year.��In this action sequel, defender of justice 

���  Man battles the 

evil monster Mecha ���ā .��Costing just 200 million dollars to make,

director and lead, ��� 

claimed, "It's a masterpiece."

You may have heard stories

about ��� , and

wondered if they're true.����� �He�She has always been rumored to be

the most nervous person around, but

now we have concrete evidence.

You may have heard stories

about ���  and

wondered if they are true.����� �He�She has always been rumored to

over-react all the time but nobody

knew just how much.

These days so many people think that

they're the most beautiful.��However, the annual I Love Me

contest judges folks on just how

much they adore themselves.

These days, so many people think that

they're the most attractive.��However, the annual Narcissist

Contest judges people on just how

much they love themselves.

Our Mii News team didn't believe the

reports at first.��But we managed to catch ��� �his�her

reaction on film, and confirmed that the

rumors were understating the truth.

Our Mii News Team didn't believe the

reports at first,��but they managed to catch ��� �his�her

reaction on film and confirmed the

stories don't do it justice. 

Reports are coming in from all over

the island about a runaway bus stop.

There have been reports all over the

island of a runaway bus stop.

Out of all the entrants, the two

brightest egomaniacs were...�����  and

���ā  . But only one

could be the winner.��Champion ���  barely

even blushed as ��� �he�she made ��� �his�her

acceptance speech, saying,��"I absolutely adore myself! I have to

keep cherishing that I'm me each and

every day of my life. Wouldn't you?"

Out of all the entrants, the brightest

two egomaniacs were...�����  and

���ā , but only one

could be the winner...��Champion ���  barely

even blushed as she made her

acceptance speech and said,��"I absolutely adore myself! I have to

keep cherishing that I'm me each and

every day of my life. Wouldn't you?"

Pumpkin parties are all the rage right

now on ����� Island.

Halloween parties were held all over 

����� Island.

The island's long-awaited Compatibility

Tester is up and running!

The island's long-awaited

Compatibility Tester is now open!

This bus stop makes it almost

impossible to catch a bus.��You could probably just run to your

destination before you could catch up

with this stubborn stop.��Some islanders have suggested that

chasing the bus stop might be a great

way to get in shape.

This bus stop makes it almost

impossible to catch a bus.��You would probably even reach your

destination before you managed to

catch this stop.��Some islanders have suggested it

could help them lose weight. Now,

that's what I call busting a gut.

Islanders wear pumpkin helmets and

dance until morning. It's really weird!

Islanders wore pumpkin masks and

danced until morning. Spooky!

On the ����Ā of this month,

self-proclaimed Olympian deity

���  fell from the sky.

On the ����Ā of this month, self-claimed

Olympian deity ��� eus

fell out of the sky.

Compatibility scientists have developed

a special computer that predicts the

compatibility between two islanders.��Miis of the same gender can check

their friendship rating, while guys

and gals can get a romance rating.��The forecast option gives you the

expected highs and lows between

two islanders for the coming week.��Only islanders with a full birthday set

in their profile can get tested. So get

awn itt!��Compatibility Tester results are for

entertainment purposses only.

A special computer has been

developed to predict the compatibility

between two islanders.��People of the same gender can check

their friendship compatibility while

ladies and gents can get a love rating.��The Forecast option gives you the

expected highs and lows between

two islanders for the coming week.��Only islanders with a full date of birth in

their profile can get tested, so

what are you waiting for?��Compatibility tester results are

for entertainment purposes only.

����� Island has given

rise to its first independent child.��So now you can view Child Info for

your island at Town Hall.

����� Island has given

rise to its first independent child.��So now you can view the island's

Kid Info in the Town Hall.

��� , age ��	� , finished

��� �his�her first day at �����

Kindergarten today!

��� ��

�  had

��� �his�her first day at �����

nursery school today!

���  said, "I wasn't

watching where I was going, and I fell

through a crack in the clouds."����� �He�She added, "But since I'm down here,

I suppose I should stay and check

you mortals out."��Incidentally, ��� 

escaped injury by landing in a net

firefighters had put out for a kitten.

��� eus said, "I wasn't

watching where I was going and fell

through a crack in the clouds."����� �he�she added, "Since I'm down here now,

I suppose I should stay and check

you mortals out."��Incidentally, ��� eus

escaped injury by landing in a life net

firefighters had put out for a kitten.

Feel free to drop by anytime

and go through the family albums.��You can also check out your

travelers' reh-cords and see

where they've been.��You can see the various islands

they've visited based on the letters

they've sent back.��So there's no need to wonder

or worry about what kinds of

adventures these kids are having!

Mums and dads who miss their kids

are welcome to drop in at any time

to see their family album.��You can also check out all of your

explorers' travel reckkords and see

where they have been.��It shows the various islands they've

visited and the letters they've

sent back.��So parents who are worried about

what kind of adventures their kids

are on can relax.

We have some wonderful news.����

�� look-alike has

solved many Mii problems on 

����� Island.��In fact, the number of problems solved

has finally reached 100!��At this very moment, an appreciation

ceremony is being held at the

����� Center.��Let's take a look.