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Russian Version

This is a sub-page of Duke Nukem Forever.

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Notes: Still many more voice lines that have to be added here. We don' need to add the English audio here, just the subtitle/text is fine.

To do:

  • Only focus on lines that were substantially changed from their English counterparts (if it has beeping, add it here).
  • The Crusty Old Dude from Generator Room has a line of him singling Pretty Woman (CrustyOldDude_Idle_05d.mp3) only present in this version, not sure if this is used but worth noting.

The Russian release of Duke Nukem Forever is mostly the same as the international one, but it does feature some slight differences. One of the main ones being that much of the dialogue has been censored a bit. The reasons for this aren't exactly clear.

This version of the game was distributed by 1C Company and localization was handled by 1C-Softclub. While it was released to retail, 1C also released a patch online that adding Russian using the English files. The Russian dub is not available on digital storefronts versions like Steam or the Microsoft store, likely owing to the poor reception the dub had due to the censorship.

Build Date#

Like the other versions, information about the PC build can be found in BuildInfo.ini.

[BuildInfo]
BuildNumber=0
BuildTag=Buckeye.0--2011.06.09.18.55.17
SynchronizedToChangelist=unknown

Dialogue Changes#

Duke Lives#

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Эти инопланетные у**** заплатят мне еще за тачку
(Rough translation: Those alien fuckers will pay for my ride.)

Duke3DMemory.mp3

Those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up my ride.

TBA

Б****. Ну это... В смысле, я ничего не понимаю, но уверен, если б понимал, этот парень не лишился бы руки... и яиц тоже.
(Rough translation: Fuck. I mean... I mean I don't understand any of it, but I bet if I did, that guy wouldn't lose his arm... And his balls too.)

EDF2_WhiteBoard_StillHave.mp3

Oh, man. That is... I mean I don't understand any of it, but I bet if I did, that guy over there would still have his arm... and at least one of his balls.

TBA

Ни х*** себе! Ты смотри, какая махина!
(Rough translation: Holy Fuck! Look at this thing!)

EDF2M_Comments_04.mp3

Holy shit. Look at the size of that motherfucker.

TBA

А то, е* ты. Через четырнадцать-то лет...
(Rough translation: That's right, goddamnit. After fourteen years of wait that is...)

DUKE_Map01_Line_01.mp3

Yeah, but after twelve fucking years, it should be.

Changed to a more accurate fourteen years.

Я обычно рву жопу, а не чешу языком, б**.
(Rough translation: I usually bust my ass, not my tongue.)

DUKE_Map00_Line_03.mp3

My job is to kick ass, not make small talk.

TBA

Я тебе покажу, у***к одноглазый.
(Rough translation: I'll show you, you one-eyed bastard.)

DUKE_Map00_Line_N04_OneEyeFreak.mp3

It's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak.

TBA

Damn! It's Late...#

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Конечно, малыш. Только не вздумай потом его продать.
(Rough translation: Sure, kid. Just don't think about selling this later.)

DUKE_Map01_ebay.mp3

Sure, kid. But I better not find this on eBay.

The mention of eBay was removed.

Пей стеро... ой, б**, нет, витамины каждый день - и станешь таким же качком, как я.
(Rough translation: Take your stero... Oh, fuck, no, I've meant vitamins every day, and you'll be a jock just like me.)

DUKE_Map01_Line_03.mp3

Take your pills... er, vitamins every day, and you might grow up to be as awesome as me.

TBA

А то, е* ты. Через четырнадцать-то лет...
(Rough translation: That's right, goddamnit. After fourteen years of wait that is...)

DUKE_Map01_Line_01.mp3

Yeah, but after twelve fucking years, it should be.

Unused on this level.

The Duke Cave#

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Национальный бюджет до сих пор не оправился от кошмара, который ты учинил в Лос-Анджелесе четырнадцать лет назад.
(Rough translation: And the national budget still didn't recovered after the nightmare you wreaked upon Los Angeles fourteen years ago.)

President_01d.mp3

The national budget is still recovering after the weeklong binge of horror and holocaust you wreaked upon Los Angeles twelve years ago.

Much like the joke by Duke above, this line was also corrected to the more accurate fourteen years.

Вот теперь предчувствие совсем х***.
(Rough translation: Now the feeling is really fucked up.)

DUKE_ReallyBadFeeling_01.mp3

Now I've got a really bad feeling about this.

Карточка? Х*** тебе в нос, а не карточка!
(Rough translation:A card? Fuck in your nose, not a card!)

DUKE_Map02_Line_02.mp3

Keycard? I don't need no fucking keycard.

TBA

Есть питание. А сейчас мы их в*****.
(Rough translation: Power on. Now we're going to fuck them.)

DUKE_Map02_Line_03.mp3

Power on. Now it's time to kick some ass.

TBA

Mothership Battle#

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И х** бы с тобой.
(Rough translation: And fuck with you.)

DUKE_RestINPieces_01.mp3

Rest in pieces.

The Lady Killer#

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Что за х***?
(Rough translation: What the fuck?)

DUKE_TurdPickup_08.mp3

What the fuck?

Я не игрушечный, е**, я коллекционный!
(Rough translation: I'm not a toy, fuck, I'm a collectible!)

DUKE_Map03_Line_01.mp3

I'm not a toy, kid, I'm an action figure.

Б***, не бросать же тачку.
(Rough translation: Fuck, don't leave the car.)

DUKE_Map03_CantLeaveRide.mp3

Hm... can't leave my ride behind.

TBA

Моих телочек? В моем городе? Е***** козлы инопланетные, я вас сам у***!
(Rough translation: My chicks? In my city? Fuckin alien scumbags, I'll fucked you up myself!)

DUKE_Map03_Line_04.mp3

Not my babes... not in my town. You alien motherfuckers are going to pay for this!

TBA

Да х** с ней с дамбой, бабы наши где??
(Rough translation: Fuck the dam, where are our women?)

DUKE_Map03_Line_06.mp3

Screw the dam, where are they taking our chicks?

TBA

Vegas in Ruins#

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Дюк! Я, б***, рад тебя видеть! Я знал, что про твою отставку просто п****. Какая на х** отставка!
(Rough translation: Duke! I'm fucking glad to see you! I knew that they were bullshiting about that retirement of yours. To hell with this fucking retirement!)

CaptainDylan_01a.mp3

Duke! Good to fucking see ya. I knew that retirement bullshit was just bullshit. Fuck that retirement shit!

Я тут помогал другу искать жену. Б**, как он за***ал ныть!
(Rough translation: I was helping my friend to find his wife. I'm fucking tired of his fucking whining!)

CaptainDylan_01b.mp3

I just got back from helping my friend find his wife. Christ, what a fucking pussy.

TBA

Не хочу, чтоб ты свою, б**, чудо-швабру пылью засрал.
(Rough translation: I don't want you to get your fancy mop dirty with dust.)

CaptainDylan_02b.mp3

Don't want you to get any dust in that sexy fucking mop of yours.

TBA

Вот ты страшное у***ище.
(Rough translation: What an ugly fucker you are.)

DUKE_Map04_Line_03_UglyMofo.mp3

You are one ugly motherfucker.

TBA

Мотоброня - это для м***ов.
(Rough translation: Motorized armor is for assholes.)

DUKE_Map04_Line_01_PowerArmor.mp3

Power armor is for pussies.

Всех не мочи, оставь мне пару у*****, а?!
(Rough translation: Don't kill everyone, leave me a couple of fuckers, will you?!)

CaptainDylan_03d.mp3

And leave some of those alien fuckers for me, huh?!

TBA

Лерой, е*** в рот!
(Rough translation: Leroy, fuck your mouth!)

DUKE_Map04_Line_02_DamnLeroy.mp3

Dammit, Leroy!

TBA

Пора сваливать из этой жопы!
(Rough translation: Come on, let's hurry the fuck up!)

CaptainDylan_MoveOn_01.mp3

Let's hurry the fuck up.

The subtitles are for another phrase

Присмотри, чтоб он, б**, не убился!
(Rough translation: Make sure he doesn't kill himself!)

CaptainDylan_03c.mp3

Try not to let him get fuckin' killed, will ya?

TBA

Б****, они идут! Ну, парни, готовьте приборы - пора задвинуть им по самые гланды!
(Rough translation: Fuck, they're coming! Well, guys, get your utensils ready - it's time to give them a good thrashing!)

EDF1M_10_Laddies.mp3

Holy shit, we've got incoming! Strap on the dildos, laddies, it's time to tear up some alien ass!

TBA

Грэйвс послал меня тебе в помощь - надавать п****лей этим уродам, как в старые, б**, времена! Не терпится порвать им жопы! У-хааа!
(Rough translation: Graves have sent me to help you with kicking those bastards' asses, just like the old fucking times! I can't wait to rip their asses apart! Hoo-ah!)

CaptainDylan_01c.mp3

Graves wants me to help you jack these motherfuckers up, just like old fucking times! Can't wait to pound 'em in the cornhole! Hoo-ah!

TBA

Е*** свет, ну и срань, б**!
(Rough translation: Goddamnit, what a fucking shithole!)

CaptainDylan_StreetsEnd_01b.mp3

Holy shit, what a fuckin' mess.

Когда президент это увидит, он, б**, обосрется.
(Rough translation: When the President sees this, he'll be shittin' fucking bricks.)

CaptainDylan_StreetsEnd_01c.mp3

The President is gonna fucking shit his pants when he sees this.

The Duke Dome#

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Ох ты ж е**, это ж Дюк Нюкем!
(Rough translation: Oh, my God, it's Duke Nukem!)

Male4_03.mp3

Holy Christ, it's Duke Nukem!

The Hive#

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Ах вы ублюдки! Ваша е***ная королева за это заплатит!
(Rough translation: You bastards! Your fucking queen will pay for this!)

DUKE_TwinsDie_01.mp3

You little bastards! That queen bitch mother of yours is gonna pay!

TBA

Авангард, е*** твою мать!
(Rough translation: Avangard, fuck your mother!)

DUKE_Map07c_Line_01.mp3

Advance team my ass...

TBA

Ой, б**... Еле влез.
(Rough translation: Oh, fuck... I barely fit in.)

DUKE_Map07c_AreaBark_02.mp3

Oo... tight fit.

Похоже, тебе п***ц.
(Rough translation: It looks like you're fucked.)

DUKE_Map07c_Line_02.mp3

Looks like you're fucked.

Ути-пути, б**!
(Rough translation: Kitty-kitty, bitch!)

DUKE_Map07c_AreaBark_04.mp3

Ути-пути, б**!

TBA

Queen Bitch#

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Какой м***к их запирает?
(Rough translation: What kind of asshole is locking them up?)

DUKE_LockedDoors_01.mp3

Who the hell locks these things?

TBA

Так, гаечный ключ... мина... детонатор. Б**!
(Rough translation: So, a wrench... a mine... a detonator. Fuck!)

EDF2_07c.mp3

Let's see here, wrench... landmine... detonator. Shit!

TBA

Duke Nukem's Titty City#

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А? Да я никак сплю. Б**! Шикарно!
(Rough translation: Huh? I must be dreaming. Fuck! That's awesome!)

DUKE_Map13_Line_01.mp3

Huh? I must be dreaming. Kick ass!

TBA

Ладно, пупсик, поиграем в эту ролевую х****. Давай, говори, че делать.
(Rough translation: Alright, babe, let's have this role-play bullshit. Come on, tell me what to do.)

DUKE_Map13_Line_02.mp3

Okay baby, I can dig that role-play shit. You tell me what to do.

TBA

У-у-у, п***** массаж!
(Rough translation: Ooh, what a fuckin' awesome massage!)

DUKE_Map13_StripLine_06.mp3

Ooh, body massage!

TBA

Crash Course#

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Ну и ну... я свой х** отсюда вижу!
(Rough translation: Well-well-well... I can see my dick from here!)

DUKE_Map08c_Line_04_SeeDick.mp3

Well look at that... you can see my dick from here!

TBA

The Duke Burger#

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Ну них** себе.
(Rough translation: Holy fuck.)

DUKE_Map08d_FoodLine_08.mp3

You gotta be kidding me.

TBA

The Mighty Foot#

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Пристегните ремни. Поедем по колдо*******.
(Rough translation: Fasten your seat belts. We're going to hit some potholes.)

DUKE_Map10_DrivingLine_01.mp3

Fasten your seatbelts. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

TBA

Б**! Их слишком много! Валите их, немедленно!
(Rough translation: Fuck! There are too many of them! Take them down, now!)

EDF2_11c_Radio.mp3

Damn! Still too many! Take those bastards out, now!

TBA

Новое подкрепление! Сбей этот чертов корабль на***!
(Rough translation: New reinforcements! Shoot down that damn ship!)

EDF2_Turret_TurretOn_01.mp3

Reinforcements incoming! Get the turret on that damn ship!

TBA

Новое подкрепление! Сбей этот чертов корабль на***!
(Rough translation: New reinforcements! Shoot down that damn ship!)

EDF2_Turret_TurretOn_01_Radio.mp3

Reinforcements incoming! Get the turret on that damn ship!

TBA

Б****. Бензина нет, баб нет, вообще н**** нет.
(Rough translation: Fuck. No gas, no woman, no at all.)

DUKE_Map10_DrivingLine_02.mp3

Damn. Desert road, no gas, and no chicks.

TBA

Ghost Town#

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Кабанчика не завалили, но зае****.
(Rough translation: They didn't kill the pig, but they did fuck it up.)

DUKE_Map10a_GhostTown_02.mp3

It's a hell of a thing, killing a pig.

TBA

Плешивые Б****, плеши!
(Rough translation: Dance bitch, dance!)

DUKE_Map10a_GhostTown_03.mp3

Dance motherfucker, dance!

TBA

Highway Battle#

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Что за х***?
(Rough translation: What the fuck?)

DUKE_TurdPickup_08.mp3

What the fuck?

Какого х***?
(Rough translation: What the fuck?)

DUKE_TurdPickup_08.mp3

What the fuck?

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Пристегните ремни. Поедем по колдо*******.
(Rough translation: Fasten your seat belts. We're going to hit some potholes.)

DUKE_Map10_DrivingLine_01.mp3

Fasten your seatbelts. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

TBA

Dam Top#

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Х***, б***, ты возишься? Что, нашел себе шикарную телку с тремя сиськами? А?
(Rough translation: The fuck is taking so long? What, you've found yourself some fine chick with three tits? Huh?)

CaptainDylan_DamTop_01.mp3

I'd ask you what the fuck took so long, but I know it was some sexy thing with three titties! Yeah!

TBA

Пора сваливать из этой жопы!
(Rough translation: Time to climb outta that asshole!)

CaptainDylan_MoveOn_01.mp3

Time to get the fuck out of here!

Е***** свет, Дюк, прямо как в тот раз в Бейруте! Ты не поверишь, как у меня встал!
(Rough translation: Goddamnit, Duke, it's just like that time in Beirut! You wouldn't believe what kind of a hard on I have right now!)

CaptainDylan_04a.mp3

Holy fuck, Duke, this is just like that one time in Beirut! You wouldn't believe the chubby I got!

Я буду мочить у***** наверху, а ты спустись к подножию дамбы.
(Rough translation: I'll be killing bastards upstairs and you go down to a toe of the dam.)

CaptainDylan_04b.ogg

I've got orders to hold this fuckin' shit together up here, but Graves wants you at the base of the dam.

Сбросил тебе веревку, спускайся по ней, мать ее так.
(Rough translation: I've dropped a rope for you, rappel down, goddamnit.)

CaptainDylan_04c.mp3

Dropped the fuckin' GR-44 rope for you to rappel down.

Только смотри руки в кровь не сотри, как в прошлый раз! Трахнуть-то некого было! Дрочил, а! Ха-ха-ха!
(Rough translation: Just don't rip the skin on your hands like the last time! You've had no one to fuck back then! You've had to jerk off, huh! Hahaha!)

CaptainDylan_04d.mp3

Just don't get rope burn this time! None of those massage specialists around right now, eh, eh? Jerk it off! Hahaha!

The Shrunk Machine#

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Возьми Морозильник. Вообще-то это инструмент, но мы с Хэнком всегда морозим им крыс в туннелях. Я думаю, и для е***** пришельцев сгодится.
(Rough translation: Take the Freezer. It's actually a tool, but Hank and I always use it to freeze rats in the tunnels. I think it's perfect for fuckin aliens.)

Male2_03.mp3

Take the Freeze Ray. It's just a power tool, but Hank and I use it to deep freeze rats in the penstock tunnels all the time. I bet it'd work just as good on those damn aliens.

Поосторожней с этой штукой. Лоуренс в прошлый раз потерял мизинец! Ха-ха... Очень опасная штука, б** буду!
(Rough translation: Be careful with that thing. Lawrence lost his little finger last time! Ha-ha... It's a very dangerous thing, damn it!)

Male2_04.mp3

Be careful with that thing. Last time Lawrence used it, he lost a pinky! Real dangerous, could hurt somebody good.

Да... Этот м**** из СОЗ сбежал куда-то, но не волнуйся... мы пустим тебя вниз, как обещали. Идем!
(Rough translation: Yes... That EDF bastard ran off somewhere, but don't worry... We'll let you down like we promised. Come on!)

Male1_05.mp3

Yeah... that EDF sonofabitch ran off somewhere, but don't worry... uh, we'll let you downstairs like we said. Follow me!

За*** эти вентили!
(Rough translation: These valves are so annoying!)

DUKE_Map11_03.mp3

I hate valve puzzles.

There is no reference to Valve in the Russian version due to the choice of words.

Е*** свет!
(Rough translation: Fuckin light!)

DUKE_Map11_05.mp3

Motherfucker!

Generator Room#

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Америка... за***ись!
(Rough translation: America... fuck it!)

DUKE_Map11b_01_FuckYeah.mp3

America, fuck yeah!

Раскрошу в салат на х***!
(Rough translation: I will crumble you into a salad!)

DUKE_Map11b_02_Sushi.mp3

I'm gonna carve you into sushi.

A joke in the Russian version about salad, the original version about sushi.

Король здесь может быть только один... Понял, у****?
(Rough translation: There can only be one king here... Got it, motherfucker?)

DUKE_Map11b_03_OneKing_alt.mp3

There can only be one king... you fuck.

Б**, прямо как во Вьетнаме. Тогда тоже зрелище было не ахти.
(Rough translation: Fuck, just like in Vietnam. It wasn't a pretty sight back then either.)

CrustyOldDude_Idle_01.mp3

Yep, seen this before, back in 'Nam. Weren't pretty then, neither.

TBA

У меня была мысль разрисовать эти е***** щупальца, узоры там какие-нибудь сделать. Ну х*****... Только вот талантом я обделен, твою мать!
(Rough translation: I had the idea of painting these fuckin tentacles, making some patterns there. Well fuckin... Only here I am deprived of talent, your mother!)

CrustyOldDude_Idle_03.mp3

You know I thought about paintin' on one of them tentacles, maybe some kinda mural or somethin' & fingerpaints, oh, but I ain't got the talent.

TBA

Underground#

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Все, п***ц прическе.
(Rough translation: It's over for my hair.)

DUKE_Map11c_SeeWater_01.mp3

This is gonna fuck up my hair.

Е****, я могу дышать!
(Rough translation: Oh my fuck, I can breathe!)

DUKE_Map11c_WowCanBreathe_01.mp3

Wow I can breathe!

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The Clarifier#

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Е*** говно!
(Rough translation: Fuckin shit!)

DUKE_Map12_02_ScissorLift.mp3

This thing sucks!

Дюк... меня завалили. Хватит там дрочить, поднимайся ко мне, наверх!
(Rough translation: Duke... i've got shot. Stop jerking around down there, get up here, to me!)

CaptainDylan_InDanger_01.mp3

Duke... alien bastards got me. Stop shitting around down there and get up here!

(Стонет) вот б****.
(Rough translation: (Groans) Oh fuck.)

CaptainDylan_Groan_05.mp3

(Groans) fuck.

Их е*****... император... здесь... Б**!
(Rough translation: Their fuckin'... Emperor... is here... fuck!)

CaptainDylan_05a.mp3

Fuckin'... Cycloid Emperor... is here... fucker!

TBA

Отлючение не сработало! Попал в засаду. Меня окружили, Дюк! Прикрыли бы хоть... Б***, пидарасы!
(Rough translation: The shutdown didn't work! Got ambushed. I've got surrounded, Duke! They could at least cover me... Fuckin' fags!)

CaptainDylan_05b.mp3

The power shutdown didn't work! Got ambushed. Fuckin' flanked me, Duke! Not enough cover from these pussies!

Придется раз***... всю е*** дамбу!
(Rough translation: We're gonna have to blow... the whole fucking dam apart!)

CaptainDylan_05c.mp3

We're gonna have to blow... the whole fucking dam!

Возьми заряды, заложи у дамбы и взорви все на х**, б***!
(Rough translation: Take the charges, plant them next to the dam and fucking blow it to the fucking shit!)

CaptainDylan_05d.mp3

Take these charges. Plant the fuckers right on the dam's balls and blow it to shit!

Ха-ха... Поджарь... императору его яйца... Е***...
(Rough translation: Haha... Fry the... Emperor's balls up... Fuck...)

CaptainDylan_05e.mp3

Haha... blow it... out the Emperor's ass...

Blowin' the Dam#

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Б**, а я думал, там будет обезьяна!
(Rough translation: Fuck, I thought there would be a monkey!)

DUKE_Map12b_05_KongStairs.mp3

Huh, I was expecting a monkey.

TBA

Final Battle#

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Отсоси у пьяной обезьяны, потому что трезвая не даст ни х***!
(Rough translation: Suck off a drunk monkey, 'cause the sober one won't fucking let you!)

DUKE_Map12c_RipEyeOut.mp3

I'm gonna rip your eye out and piss on your brain, you alien dirtbag!

TBA

Что за х***? Я жив, я вернулся за добавкой!
(Rough translation: What the fuck? I'm alive, and I came back for more! )

DUKE_Map12c_KIA_End.mp3

What kinda shit ending is that? I ain't dead. I'm comin' back for more!

TBA