Unused Splatfest Dialogue

This is a sub-page of Splatoon 2/Unused Text.

Just like it's predecessor, there's unused dialogue for Splatfests if the other team had won.

Multi-Region#

Cake vs. Ice Cream (If Cake had won)

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
“PEACE O' CAKE!”	“Ugh...”
“Well, I guess that settles it, then. Cake is officially better than ice cream.”	“Well, I mean... that's just your opinion. Taste is a personal preferen-”
“Nope, cake is better. It's a scientific fact now. You know the Splatfest rules.”	"..."
“Thanks for rising to the occasion, Team Cake. I hope everyone had fun!”

Mayo vs. Ketchup (If Ketchup had won)

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
	“YESSSSSSSS. KETCHUP! Sweet elixir of life!”
Gross...
	“Team mayo was playing "catch-up" the whole time!”
“Cool joke, Marina.”
	“Do I detect a hint of bitterness, Pearl?”
	“If you want, I'll mix some of my ketchup with your mayo to make some...”
"SPECIAL SAUCE?!"

Flight vs. Invisibility (If Invisibility had won)

Action vs. Comedy

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
“WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!”
	"..."
	“Lemme guess... You're gonna rap about how your team won the Splatfe—”
“Fasten yo SEATBELT! We bringin' the HEAT, SMELT!”
“The action faction assassins be makin' yo MEAT MELT!”
	“... Thank cod that's over...”
	“Anyway, if you participated in the Splatfest, your pri—”
“STUFF YOUR LAUGH TRACK IN YOUR BACKPACK AND BEAT IT!”
“Team Action dream smashin'! WE CAN'T BE DEFEATED!”
	"..."
	“If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square!”

Chicken vs. Egg

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
	“YEEEEEEEEAH!”
“OH, COME ON!”
	“Don't count your chickens before they hatch, Pearl!”
“Oh, yeah? Well, don't put all your eggs in one basket!”
	“...Looks like the chickens have come home to roost!”
“IF YOU WANNA MAKE AN OMELET, YOU GOTTA BREAK A FEW EGGS!”
	“Uh... An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of chicken.”
"..."

Mikey vs. Donnie (If Mikey were to win)

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
“Y'ALL GOT SHELL SHOCKED!”	“Aw man...”
“Team Mikey so stacked, got ya psyche so cracked!”
“COWABUNGA!”
	“We've failed you, Donnie...”
“Ciao, Dona-smello!”
	"..."

Raph vs. Donnie (If Raph had won)

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
“RAPH WINS IT ALL!”	“NOOOOOOOO!”
“Raph got 'em SHELL SHOCKED! Donnie got his BELL ROCKED!”
	“We've failed you, Donnie...”
“Ciao, Dona-smello!”
	"...”
“Raph is the undisputed king of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!”

Pulp vs. No-Pulp if (No-Pulp had won)

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
	“YESSSSS! PULP IS THE WORRRRRRRRST!”
	“When I say "pulp," you say "gross!"”
	“PULP!”
"Stop."	“GROSS!”
	“So Team Pulp didn't have any substance after all. Funny how that works...”
	“If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square!”

Squid vs. Octopus (If Octopus had won)

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
	“BOOYAH!”
	"I knew we could do it! Way to use those big ol' octobrains!”
“Whatever. Good hustle, Team Squid.”	“It's hard to believe we've been doing this for a year already.”
“Yeah, we've come a long way.”	“Big thanks to all the fans who make this possible. We love you!”
“If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square!”

Retro vs. Modern (If Retro had won)

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
“CONGLATURATION !!!”	“Conglatu...what?”
“It's a line from one of my favorite retro games.”	“I just don't get the whole retro-game thing. They don't hold up well.”
“If it's a classic, it's a classic! Anyway, you're coming with me after work.”	“Uh, where are we— Don't tell me...Inkopolis Plaza?!”
“YUP. And we're not leaving till you beat my Squid Jump high score!”
“If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square.”

Trick vs. Treat (If Trick had won)

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
“BOO-YAH!”	“AHHHHH!”
“Trick or treat! Smell my feet!”
“Y'all got dropped just like the beat!”
“BLAM!”
“That's how you do it, tricksters!”
	“Nice try, Team Treat. We'll get 'em next year.”
“OK, Marina. Let's go over the plan for Halloween night.”
“When kids knock on my door, we scare the ink out the little twerps.”
“I'ma put on my outfit and come busting outta the shadows like BAM!”
“Then you Super Jump out of nowhere and hit 'em in the face with candy!”
	“You had me at face candy.”

Hero vs. Villain (If Hero had won)

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
“HERO POWERRRRRRRRRR!”	“DRAT! We'll get you next time, heroes!”
“Team Hero saved the day and paved the way to spray the prey you pay to play!”
“AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!”
	“...”
	“Ha.”
	“Gah ha ha...”
	“GWA HA HA HA!”
	“THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!”
	“I'm just getting warmed u—”
“WHOA! Shut it, Marina! This just in!”
	“...”

Fam vs. Friend (If Fam had won)

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
“BUH-BUH-BUH-BOOYAH!”
“Winning runs in the fam, Got it locked like a clam,”
“Blood's thicker than ink, We don't blink, just BLAM!”
“AYYYYYYYYYYYY!”	“Haha. You're such a nerd.”
“Big ups to Team Fam!”
	“We hope you enjoyed FrostyFest!”
“If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square!”

Pancake vs. Waffle (If Pancake had won)

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
“P-P-P-P-PANCAKE GANG!”	“NOOOOOO!”
“Waffles got battered by pancakes, We cooked 'em like clam bakes,”
“They can't take our syrupy mandates, We stopped 'em like slammed brakes!”
	“Stand tall today, waffles. You fought the good fight.”
“Pancake snatched that W, waffle, Guess that makes you Team Awful!”
“BAHAHA!”	“...”
“No one expects the flapjack clapback.”
“If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square!”

Knight vs. Wizard (If Knight had won)

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
“KNIGHTY KNIGHT, NERDS!”	“Aww...”
“Team knight with the armor that gleam bright!”
“We scheme right and bring the extreme might!”
“BUH-BUH-BUH-BOOYAH!”	“Good effort, wizards. I'm proud of you.”
“If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square!”

Hare vs. Tortoise (If Tortoise had won)

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
	“YEEEEAH! TEAM TORTOISE!”
“ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!”
	“I knew the fable wouldn't lie to us! Slow and steady wins the race!”
“Big ups to Team Hare. We could have beat 'em if we felt like it.”
	“So, in the new Tortoise and the Hare, the Tortoise is STILL the winner!”
“BOOOOORING! What's the point if the ending of the story doesn't change?”
	“Not to worry, Pearl. I've cooked up a sequel that'll knock your socks off!”
“What?! A gritty reboot?! PLEASE tell me it's a gritty reboot.”
	“Well, I always felt like the original fable never really dug into the characters.”
	“You see, characters with backstories and motivations give the story depth.”
“... (This doesn't feel like a gritty reboot.)”
	“The race and the events leading up to it are told from three perspectives.”
“Hold up. So it's a trilogy now?”
	“Yeah! The hare's version is a love story, and the tortoise's is a courtroom dram—”
“OK, Marina. Let's talk about this more once we're off the air.”
“If you played in the Splatfest, your Sea Snails are waiting in the square!”	“See you next Splatfest!”

Time Travel vs. Teleportation (If Time Travel had won)

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
“AWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEAH!”	"..."
“Time travel is officially the best, yo! Listen to the time travel manifesto!”
“We be kickin' it with humans and dinos. In the future ridin' robotic rhinos!”
BUH-BUH-BUH-BOOYAH!”
	“Good effort, teleporters! We'll get 'em next time.”
“Nah, there won't be a next time, because I CONTROL TIME NOW.”
	“Uh... You know you don't actually have time travel powers, right?”
“Oh yeah? Watch this...”
“HNNNNNNNNGH.”
“Huh. I swear this worked earlier.”
“HRRNNNNNNNNNGH!”	“If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square!”

Chaos vs. Order (If Order had won)

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
	“YESSSSS! TEAM ORDER!”
“NOOOOOOOOOOO!”
	“Way to be, my orderlies! I knew you could do it!”
“I thought for sure we had this one in the bag.”
	“You know what this means, Pearl. I get to shape the world as I see fit.”
“I mean, that was the deal, right? Go ahead. Hit me with it.”
	“Well, to be honest, I really like the world the way it is, so I only want one thing.”
	“I just want everyone to accept each other's differences.”
	“It's OK for people to have their own opinions.”
	“Not everyone wants the same things. Including you and me.”
	“And if that means Off the Hook has to break up...so be it.”
“WHOA WHOA WHOA! WHAT?! Break up Off the Hook?!”
“Who ever said anything about breaking up Off the Hook?!”
	“But you were saying all that stuff about how you wanted everything to change...”
“Yeah, but not Off the Hook! Not US!”
“You and me are gonna rock the mic together until the end of time!”
“Or at least until I can get my solo career off the ground.”
	"..."
“BAHAHA! I'm just playin', Marina. You know I love you.”
	“Pearl... I... I...”
	“I'm so happy right now... sob”
“It's you and me against the universe, 'Rina!”
“Let's wake the sleepin' giants with our sloppy sonic science!”
	“sniffle Yeah... sniffle”
	“Let's bring our bumpin' beats to the oceans and the streets!”
“Big ups to the fans for sticking with us through thick and thin.”
“Splatfests may be coming to an end, but Off the Hook is just getting started!”	“If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square!”

Super Mushroom vs. Super Star (If Super Star had won)

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
	“Super Stars are unstoppable!”
“You gotta be squiddin' me...”
	“We did it, team! We moved fast, sparkled hard, and proved invincible!”
“Sparkled...hard? Whatever... My Super Mushrooms lost but still came up big!”
“Splatfests are the best!”
	“You said it, Pearl! That was so. Much. Fun.”
	“Although, I will say... Splattin' for 48 hours straight was tough.”
“No kidding! It has been quite a while since we had a Splatfest.”
	“That's for sure... I won today, but it was hard. What if my star is fading?”
“What?! Put a cork in that right now.”
	“...”
“You'll always be a star to me, Marina. You light up my life!”
	“I... I don't know what to say...”
	“sniff Thank you, Pearl. sniff That was really...big of you.”
“I see what you did there...”
	“Seriously, though, Pearl. What would happen to us if I lost my touch?”
“Whoa, whoa. Hold up, Marina. You've ALWAYS had the goods.”
“Your beats are the best! I've never wanted to rap on anything else.”
	“I appreciate that, Pearl.”
	“But what if I wasn't a super DJ anymore... What if I lose my shine?”
“Marina! Get those negative thoughts outta your head. For real!”
“If that happened, we'd work together to power you back up. We're a team!”
	“Off the Hook?”
“Never shook!”
	“Win every fight?”
“LIKE A SHARK BITE!”
“If you played in the Splatfest, your Sea Snails are waiting in the square!”	“Off the Hook signing off. Love you all!”

America#

Baseball vs. Soccer (if Soccer had won)

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
	“GOOOOOOOOOOAL!”
“OH COME ON!”
	“Hahaha! You chose the wrong team, Pearlie!”
	“I guess that means you were...offsides.”
“I don't get it.”
	“...Yeah, it was a bad joke.”
	“I didn't think we'd win so I didn't write anything in advance.”
“Maybe try a little harder next time, yeah?”
	“If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square!”

Fork vs. Spoon (if Spoon had won)

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
	“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
“That's some BULLCARP.”
	“Here's the scoop: TEAM SPOON IS UNSTOPPABLE!”
“You really need to work on your gloating. Your victory speeches are BOOORING.”
	“It's called being a gracious winner.”
	“Also, Inkling is my second language, so give me a break.”
“...”	“...”
“Uh... Anyway!”
“If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are in the Square!”

Salsa vs. Guacamole (if Guacamole had won)

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
	“YEEEEEEAH! GUAC ROCKS!”
“OH COME ON!”
“This Clout system is busted! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!”	“That's three wins in a row for me. I CAN'T BE CONTAINED!”
	“And you know what, Pearlie?”
“Ugh. What?”
	“I'm gonna win the next one too! BOOYAHAHAHAHA!”
	“If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the square!”
“...”

Unicorn vs. Narwhal (if Unicorn had won)

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue
“TEAM UNICOOOOOOOOORN!”	“...”
“Team Unicorn is True to form! Our uniform's the coolest horn!”
“BOOYAHHHHH!”
	“Hah. Nice one, Pearl.”
“BAHAH— Wait. What?”
“Aren't you gonna act all annoyed that I won and rubbed it in your face?”
	“Nah.”
“...Well where's the fun in that?”
	“Sorry, I just...can't shake the feeling that something big is coming.”
	“I can feel it in my bones...”
“Well then it's a good thing squids don't have bones!”
“HAHAHAHA!”
“HAHAHAHA!”
	“If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square.”

Unused Splatfest Dialogue

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