Unused Audio

Unused Audio#

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Audio	Line	Notes
	Cartman: "Fighter; huge muscles, probably covering for other deficiencies..."	Alternate lines for Cartman's introductions to the classes on the class selection screen. He never says these in the final.
	Cartman: "Mage; just like a wizard, but way weaker."
	Cartman: "Thief; silent, but deadly."
	Cartman: "Jew; they may deny Christ, but no one denies their deadly skill."
	Cartman: "We welcome to our kingdom: Douchebag the Cleric!"	Cartman would say this after the player chose the Cleric class. The class is not available in the final game, so this goes unused.
	Bridon: "Whatever makes you happy."	Bridon Gueermo (the singing/dancing kid from the episode "Elementary School Musical") reacting to getting farted on. He doesn't appear at all in the game, leaving this unused. He appears in some early prototypes.
	Big Gay Al: "Hey!"	Big Gay Al reacting to being hit and farted on. In the final game, his only appearance is via a phone call, so you can't interact with him. Like Bridon, he appears physically in some early prototypes.
	Big Gay Al: "Oh, honey, no!"
	Dr. Doctor: "That colon's gone spastic."	Dr. Doctor (also known as Dr. Gouache in the movie) also has audio for being farted on. Like Bridon and Big Gay Al, he also appears in some early builds.
	Sergeant Yates: "Let's torch these fuckers!"	Yates would say this before blowing up the police station (which he does in the E3 2013 trailer), to get rid of Nazi Zombies. It's a leftover line from an earlier version of the story, where the New Kid would be kidnapped by Taco Bell, being saved by the South Park Police.
	Tweek: "AAHHH! The music! Where is it coming from?"	Tweek freaking out over the Bard's music during Jimmy's introduction scene. He's absent in the final's scene, so this goes unused.
	Butters: "My king!"	Butters is supposed to be saying this line after healing Cartman during The Bard. He doesn't say it in the final, but it was used in the 2013 gameplay trailer.
	Eunuchs: "Your traps won't work on us, we're eunuchs, loyal to the Bard!"	Originally, there were a few "eunuchs" in the attic of the Giggling Donkey, defending the Bard.
	Eunuchs: "Yeah, yeah, we're eunuchs. Does that... does that make us gay?"
	Eunuchs: "Yeah, we're gay eunuchs!"
	Kyle: "There he is! Our spy returns."	These lines reveal that originally, Kyle asked the New Kid to recruit the girls and the Glee Club as well as the Goths to their side in the siege on South Park Elementary. Once again, these lines are leftovers from an earlier version of the story.
	Kyle: "A carrier raven has told me of your success in recruiting the girls, Goths, and Glee Club. Simply call them here and your dedication to the Drow Elves will be complete!"
	Kyle: "New Kid, you have our friendship. Take this fine Elven armor and dagger."
	Wendy: "You'll have to go into the boys' bathroom without us. I'm sorry!"	Wendy has some unused dialogue meant for the quest "Attack the School", indicating they were meant to be allied with whatever faction you chose during said mission. However, you don't actually recruit the girls until the third act of the game.
	Wendy: "You got it! Get to the classroom, we'll head off the reinforcements!"
	Clyde: *"Okay, uncle! UNCLE! sobs"*	These lines would have played after defeating Clyde. It's possible that the cutscene after the Beat Up Clyde was a lot different at one point. 1) New Kid is the one who finishes off Clyde, not Cartman. 2) Clyde's dad would have had a line of his own when Clyde gets thrown out of the tower. In the final game, he never appears or says anything in the scene. 3) The boys argue for a bit over who gets to keep the Stick before deciding on the New Kid and dubbing him King Douchebag. 4) The New Kid gets ahold of the Stick of Truth and the boys are seemingly bidding each other farewell before going to bed, after which everyone would go home and the 4th night would begin.
	Cartman: "Finish him. Finish him, Sir Douchebagǃ"
	Clyde's Dad: "Clyde? ...Clyde?ǃ What the hell has happened? Son?"
	Kyle: "Nice going, New Kidǃ"
	Cartman: "Yes, now the Stick can safely be returned to the kingdom of Kupa Keep."
	Kyle: "Whoa-whoa-whoaǃ The Stick is going to OUR kingdomǃ"
	Stan: "Yeahǃ"
	Cartman: "Oh no, Kyleǃ Do NOT pull this shit nowǃ"
	Kyle: "You don't think after all this YOU get to control the universe, do you?"
	Cartman: "Well, where else would it be fair to keep the Stick?"
	Stan: "Let's let him take it."
	Stan: "He's the only one all of us trust."
	Cartman: "Only the king of a faction can keep the Stick of Truth, that's the rules!"
	Kyle: "Then let us make him a king."
	Butters: "Yeah, he's earned it!"
	Cartman: *"sigh* ...I suppose he has. Commander Douchebag, for your service to the land of Zaron, I now level you up. And by the power of Christ I hereby dub thee... King Douchebag!"**
	Cartman: "With all the rights and privileges accompanied therein."
	Stan: "Take the stick, King Douchebag. And guard it with your very life. All hail King Douchebag!"
	Everyone: "All hail King Douchebag!"
	Cartman: "And now the evening breaketh, and bedtime is upon us. To wit, I shall bid thee all a fond 'screw you guys, I'm going home.'"
	Stan: "Night, guys."
	Kyle: "Good night. Good job, King Douchebag."
	Butters: "I wanna be a king someday!"
	Kenny: "Teehehe, can I be a king?"

Unused Lines#

Some unused lines only have text associated with them and no audio.

File	Line	Notes
10202b_cv_butters_vista.std	`[Temp]Come on, New Kid. This is no time for guard duty.`
10203_bs_dad_leave_house.std	`[TEMP] You're pushing it, young man!`	Would've shown when talking to your dad at the start of the game.
	`[TEMP] Go outside and make some friends!`
	`[TEMP] I think I see some kids outside playing. Why don't you go meet them?`
10204_cv_dougie.std	`[TEMP: I saw what happened with Butters. Take this upgrade kit - it can repair the hammer, but it's missing duct tape.]`	Lines from Dougie for a quest where you have to get duct tape to repair Butters' hammer.
	`[TEMP: Hey, since you just moved in, there's probably tape inside your house somewhere - if you can get inside in the first place. My parents like to lock me out, too.]`
	`[TEMP: Dougie quickly repairs the hammer. Butters is now free from his grounding.]`
10204_cv_mr_stotch.std	`[TEMP] Thanks for keeping our secret, New Kid. The post office really messed up these orders!`	Likely related to the quest where you need to get Mr. Slave's package.
10204_cv_mr_stotch.std	`[TEMP] This is Mr. Slave's? Well, you can tell him that I think he made some excellent choices.`
10248_bs_cop_01.std	`[TEMP: Cop 01 greets player - prior to zombie attack events. The dude's busy filing papers, typing, etc.]`
10248_bs_cop_02.std	`[TEMP: Cop 02 greets player - prior to zombie attack events. The dude's busy filing papers, typing, etc.]`
10248_bs_cop_03.std	`[TEMP: Cop 03 greets player - prior to zombie attack events. The dude's busy filing papers, typing, etc.]`
10248_bs_yates.std	`[TEMP: Yates barks during the zombie attack, defending the front gate, we'd probably want more intensity than before in the soft room.]`
	`[TEMP: Yates barks during the zombie attack, in the soft room.]`
	`[TEMP: Yates greets the player, during events preceding the zombie attack - Police Station's intact.]`