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Early Voicelines

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This is a sub-page of Proto:The Simpsons Game (PlayStation 3, Xbox 360)/July 10, 2007 (E3).

Most of the voice lines in this build are text-to-speech placeholders. In the filenames, an "x" at the start indicates a TTS placeholder, while a "d" signifies a fully voiced line. All of the voicelines that aren't used in this build also lack associated chatter types and subtitles. However, all the voice lines (including their chatter types and subtitles) appear intact in the Wii prototype, which was developed around the same time, and as such will be used here.

Global#

Voicelines for your buddy character not being able to reach you.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

from_buddypc_cant_reach_you

d_homr_xxx_0005a35.exa.snu

I want to reach you but I can't!

from_buddypc_cant_reach_you

d_homr_xxx_0005a36.exa.snu

Something's in my way!

from_buddypc_cant_reach_you

d_homr_xxx_0005a37.exa.snu

Doh! I can't get through!

from_buddypc_cant_reach_you

d_homr_xxx_0005a38.exa.snu

Stupid physical boundary!

from_buddypc_cant_reach_you

d_homr_xxx_0005a39.exa.snu

I'm being blocked!

from_buddypc_cant_reach_you

x_bart_xxx_0005a50.exa.snu

Stupid boundary!

from_buddypc_cant_reach_you

x_bart_xxx_0005a4d.exa.snu

I can't reach you!

from_buddypc_cant_reach_you

x_bart_xxx_0005a4e.exa.snu

Something's in the way!

from_buddypc_cant_reach_you

x_bart_xxx_0005a4f.exa.snu

I'm blocked! Blocked!

from_buddypc_cant_reach_you

x_bart_xxx_0004b61.exa.snu

Bart can't reach you.

from_buddypc_cant_reach_you

x_lisa_xxx_0005a66.exa.snu

There's something in my way!

from_buddypc_cant_reach_you

x_lisa_xxx_0005a67.exa.snu

I can't reach you!

from_buddypc_cant_reach_you

x_lisa_xxx_0005a68.exa.snu

Something's blocking me.

from_buddypc_cant_reach_you

x_lisa_xxx_0005a69.exa.snu

where you go, I cannot follow.

from_buddypc_cant_reach_you

x_lisa_xxx_0004b68.exa.snu

Lisa can't reach you.

from_buddypc_cant_reach_you

x_marg_xxx_0005a80.exa.snu

I need to be with you but I can't be.

from_buddypc_cant_reach_you

x_marg_xxx_0005a81.exa.snu

I can't reach you!

from_buddypc_cant_reach_you

x_marg_xxx_0005a7d.exa.snu

Obstacle! Obstacle!

from_buddypc_cant_reach_you

x_marg_xxx_0005a7e.exa.snu

I can't do it -- I can't!

from_buddypc_cant_reach_you

x_marg_xxx_0005a7f.exa.snu

Something's blocking Marge!

from_buddypc_cant_reach_you

x_marg_xxx_0004b69.exa.snu

Marge can't reach you.

Text-to-speech placeholder voicelines.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

from_activepc_char_switch

x_bart_xxx_0003d4e.exa.snu

Bart character switch

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

x_bart_xxx_0004b62.exa.snu

Bart waiting for you.

from_buddypc_wait_there

x_bart_xxx_0004b63.exa.snu

Bart wait there.

from_buddypc_onmyway

x_bart_xxx_0004b64.exa.snu

Bart on my way.

from_buddypc_onmyway

x_lisa_xxx_0004b65.exa.snu

Lisa on my way.

from_buddypc_wait_there

x_lisa_xxx_0004b66.exa.snu

Lisa wait there.

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

x_lisa_xxx_0004b67.exa.snu

Lisa waiting for you.

from_activepc_char_switch

x_lisa_xxx_0003d4d.exa.snu

Lisa character switch

from_activepc_char_switch

x_marg_xxx_0003d4f.exa.snu

Marge character switch

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

x_marg_xxx_0004b6a.exa.snu

Marge waiting for you.

from_buddypc_wait_there

x_marg_xxx_0004b6b.exa.snu

Marge wait there.

from_buddypc_onmyway

x_marg_xxx_0004b6c.exa.snu

Marge on my way.

Episodes#

The Land of Chocolate#

A voiceline for the chocolate bunnies respawning from the Marge fountains

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

respawn

x_chcb_xxx_0003d46.exa.snu

I'm back sucka!

A voiceline for Homer fighting the chocolate bunnies.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

taunt_retort_manual_choc_rabbit

x_homr_xxx_0004ebd.exa.snu

I love eating! More, more, more!

Bartman Begins#

Voicelines for Bart and Homer intended to be used after opening the secret entrance into the dinosaur exhibit.

Chatter Type

Filename

Voiceline

Subtitle

dinoroom_dooropen

d_bart_xxx_0000869.exa.snu

I opened the door, now can you fit through it?

templeroom_platepuzzle_complete

d_homr_xxx_00008b3.exa.snu

I hope so.

templeroom_platepuzzle_complete

d_homr_xxx_00008b4.exa.snu

You're lucky I'm scared of your super powers.

A voiceline for Bart when you reach the dinosaur exhibits in the museum.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

dinoroom_reveal

d_bart_xxx_0000864.exa.snu

Wow...this is what it was like fifty years ago.

Voicelines for Bart and Homer when Bart drops down a ladder for a removed puzzle in the planetarium, which is present in the Old-Gen version.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

planetarium_ladderdrop

d_bart_xxx_000087a.exa.snu

Dad, I need you to defy physics and climb this ladder.

planetarium_ladderdrop

d_bart_xxx_000087b.exa.snu

(a la, Houston we have a problem) Homer, I have a problem. Climb up here.

planetarium_ladderdrop

d_homr_xxx_00008ca.exa.snu

I can't understand you. There's too much static. (makes static noise)

planetarium_ladderdrop

d_homr_xxx_00008cb.exa.snu

That's not in my contract!

planetarium_ladderdrop

d_homr_xxx_00008cc.exa.snu

I'll have you know my fear of heights has contributed greatly to my weight problem.

Voiceline for Dolph giving hints on shooting the target above him.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

help_shootglass

x_dolf_xxx_00008d8.exa.snu

I probably shouldn't tell you this, but you'll have to find another way to shoot me.

help_shootglass

x_dolf_xxx_00008d9.exa.snu

You can't shoot through museum glass, moron!

An early voiceline for the Diorama narrator, notably lacking the "and woman" line.

Filename

Early

Final

Subtitle (Early)

Subtitle (Final)

d_mvma_xxx_0000917.exa.snu

Welcome to Springfield Museum's History of Man!

Welcome to Springfield Museum's History of Man! And woman!... and woman.

Around the World in 80 Bites#

A voiceline for Homer when you enter Germany.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

locreact_germany

d_homr_xxx_0003cfa.exa.snu

Germany -- terrible people, great food!

A voiceline for Bart attacking the contestants.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

from_buddypc_positive

d_bart_xxx_0003cfc.exa.snu

Video game violence rules!

An alternate variant of "bart_xxx_0003cfe", using a placeholder voice actor.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

bartman_americaland

x_bart_xxx_00002ee.exa.snu

Bartman to the rescue!

A voiceline for Groundskeeper Willie taunting Bart and Homer at the gate to Scotland.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

taunt_manual_bart_homer

x_wili_xxx_0003bd9.exa.snu

Up here haggis breath!

Lisa the Treehugger#

An early voiceline for Bart.

Filename

Early

Final

Subtitle

d_bart_xxx_00003d7.exa.snu

Booyikasha!

Mob Rules#

Voicelines for Marge and Lisa reacting to the EA Logo Puzzle. Marge's line is used in the final game, but replaces "beeswax" with "wax paper".

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

ea_logo_reveal

x_lisa_xxx_0003c7f.exa.snu

Look at that pretty logo.

ea_logo_reveal

x_marg_xxx_0003c7e.exa.snu

That looks like a company logo! I think its for a beeswax company!

Placeholder voicelines for Marge making commands.

Chatter Type

Filename

Voiceline

Subtitle

mobleader_destroy_object

x_marg_xxx_0003224.exa.snu

mobleader destroy object

mobleader_build_object

x_marg_xxx_0003225.exa.snu

mobleader build object

duplicate variants of existing voicelines for Marge, using a placeholder voice actor.

Chatter Type

Filename

Early

Final

Subtitle

mobleader_gather

x_marg_xxx_0003209.exa.snu

C'mon!

mobleader_gather

x_marg_xxx_0003210.exa.snu

Let's do it!

mobleader_gather

x_marg_xxx_0003211.exa.snu

Who's with me?

mobleader_gather

x_marg_xxx_0003212.exa.snu

Strength in numbers!

mobleader_gather

x_marg_xxx_0003213.exa.snu

Hey you!

mobleader_gather

x_marg_xxx_0003214.exa.snu

Are you with me?

mobleader_gather

x_marg_xxx_0003215.exa.snu

Over here!

mobleader_gather

x_marg_xxx_0003216.exa.snu

Gather round!

mobleader_gather

x_marg_xxx_0003217.exa.snu

Come with me!

mobleader_gather

x_marg_xxx_0003218.exa.snu

OK everyone!

mobleader_gather

x_marg_xxx_0003219.exa.snu

Follow me!

mobleader_gather

x_marg_xxx_000320a.exa.snu

Cmon everyone!

mobleader_gather

x_marg_xxx_000320b.exa.snu

Join me!

mobleader_gather

x_marg_xxx_000320c.exa.snu

Let's go!

mobleader_gather

x_marg_xxx_000320d.exa.snu

Let's go people!

mobleader_gather

x_marg_xxx_000320e.exa.snu

You! Get over here!

mobleader_gather

x_marg_xxx_000320f.exa.snu

Power to the people!

mobleader_gather

x_marg_xxx_000321a.exa.snu

Together we fight!

mobleader_gather

x_marg_xxx_000321b.exa.snu

Gather up!

mobleader_gather

x_marg_xxx_000321c.exa.snu

Follow my lead!

mobleader_gather

x_marg_xxx_000321d.exa.snu

March together!

A voiceline for Otto joining the mob.

Chatter Type

Filename

Voiceline

Subtitle

mobmember_task_complete

d_otto_xxx_0004920.exa.snu

OK, as there aren't any drug tests.

A voiceline for Otto after completing a task.

Chatter Type

Filename

Voiceline

Subtitle

mobmember_task_complete

d_otto_xxx_0004939.exa.snu

Sex, drugs and... what's the other one?

A voiceline for Reverend Lovejoy going to build an object.

Chatter Type

Filename

Voiceline

Subtitle

mobmember_task_complete

d_ljoy_xxx_000497f

If that idiot Noah could build an ark, I'm sure I can handle this.

A voiceline for Kearney taunting.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

taunting

x_krny_xxx_000477a.exa.snu

Sorry, I have trouble controlling my roid rage.

Enter the Cheatrix#

A voiceline for the EA announcer in the marketing room.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

slogan

x_eana_xxx_0004ee9.exa.snu

EA Sports -- the gayest!

Shadow of the Colossal Donut#

Early voicelines for Kent Brockman, notably lacking the helicopter sound effects.

Filename

Early

Final

Subtitle

d_kbmn_xxx_0004a3a.exa.snu

TBA

d_kbmn_xxx_0004a3b.exa.snu

TBA

d_kbmn_xxx_0004a3c.exa.snu

TBA

d_kbmn_xxx_0004a3d.exa.snu

TBA

d_kbmn_xxx_0004a3e.exa.snu

TBA

d_kbmn_xxx_0004a3f.exa.snu

TBA

d_kbmn_xxx_0004a4a.exa.snu

TBA

d_kbmn_xxx_0004a4b.exa.snu

TBA

d_kbmn_xxx_0004a4c.exa.snu

TBA

d_kbmn_xxx_0004a4d.exa.snu

TBA

d_kbmn_xxx_0004a5e.exa.snu

TBA

d_kbmn_xxx_0004a5e.exa.snu

TBA

d_kbmn_xxx_0004a7a.exa.snu

TBA

d_kbmn_xxx_0004a7b.exa.snu

TBA

d_kbmn_xxx_0004a7c.exa.snu

TBA

d_kbmn_xxx_0004a7d.exa.snu

TBA

d_kbmn_xxx_0004a7e.exa.snu

TBA

d_kbmn_xxx_0004a7f.exa.snu

TBA

d_kbmn_xxx_0004a8a.exa.snu

TBA

d_kbmn_xxx_0004a8b.exa.snu

TBA

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a34.exa.snu

Lard Lad is heading straight for the prison. I say, if he can tackle the problems of our troubled penal system, he's got my vote.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a35.exa.snu

Lard Lad seems to be making his way to the piers, and who can blame him? It's a wonderful place to hang out and take a break from the pressures of being a horrible monster.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a36.exa.snu

Get ready for a stomp, and unfortunately, I'm not talking about the musical.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a37.exa.snu

This Lard Lad stomp is brought to you by Dave's Big Screens of Shelbyville. If You need a big screen, go to Dave's!

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a38.exa.snu

Hold onto your hats, here comes a stomp!

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a39.exa.snu

Lard Lad's about to break out his stomping foot!

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a40.exa.snu

It looks like he's charging something up. Wait... I'm getting an update. Yes, it is a laser.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a41.exa.snu

And here comes the laser.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a42.exa.snu

From this vantage point, I can't tell if Lard Lad's laser will be pulse or continuous.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a43.exa.snu

Lard Lad's out of control temper reminds me of a young Bobby Knight.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a44.exa.snu

What a show Lard Lad's putting on -- a horribly destructive show!

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a45.exa.snu

If Lard Lad's not careful he's going to get himself a yellow card.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a46.exa.snu

It's incidents like this that have earned Lard Lad the reputation of being uncoachable.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a47.exa.snu

Lard Lad has kicked the destruction up to "Detroit" level.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a48.exa.snu

Lard Lad may want to slow it down and save something for Shelbyville.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a49.exa.snu

Taking a page out of Michael Jordan's book, Lard Lad's brought a bunch of robotic clowns to life!

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a54.exa.snu

He's spotted them! Back to the terror.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a55.exa.snu

He found them! Say what you want about Lard Lad, but he's not a quitter like so many of today's youth.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a56.exa.snu

Oops! Lard Lad's spotted them! I wonder if he's still angry.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a57.exa.snu

Lard Lad's found them! Anyone who's ever lost their keys knows the relief he's feeling right now.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a58.exa.snu

There they are! It's really basic monitering to keep your eye on your victim.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a60.exa.snu

The tiny clowns' reign of terror was as small as they were themselves.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a61.exa.snu

Those mini-Krusty robots just got served!

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a62.exa.snu

I've never seen such an impressive display of tiny robot slaughter! No, wait. I have.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a63.exa.snu

The scenario begs but one question: what lays inside that ass hatch?

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a64.exa.snu

The hatch has closed up! If Bart wants to get in that butt, he's going to have to start over from the bottom of the butt.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a65.exa.snu

Lard Lad learned the hard way that Bart Simpson is a real pain in the behind.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a66.exa.snu

A second hatch emerges! Ha, Lard Lad's body is a wonderland!

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a67.exa.snu

And the hatch closes. Bart Simpson, once again, a moronic testament to this town's decaying educational infrastructure. Thank you Proposition 212.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a68.exa.snu

Ooh! He's going to feel that in the morning! My producer wanted me to say that.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a69.exa.snu

Celebrity deaths and monster hatches always come in threes.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a76.exa.snu

Homer's been dropped like a sack of lumpy mashed potatoes!

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a77.exa.snu

Homer's down! And with no abdominal muscles whatsoever, he may be out.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a78.exa.snu

Down goes Homer and with him the hopes of a nation. (BURPS) Excuse me. I had enchiladas for lunch. You would not want to be in this booth right now.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a79.exa.snu

Bart's down! And not just emotionally.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a80.exa.snu

Bart Simpson isn't looking very good. He may have cowabunga'd for the last time.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a81.exa.snu

This may be the end of Bart Simpson. When reached for comment, Nelson said "Haw haw".

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a82.exa.snu

If this is the end of Bart Simpson, let's remember him as he was, a royal pain in the ass.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a83.exa.snu

Where's my close up?!

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a84.exa.snu

I love how these pants feel.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a85.exa.snu

I'd say my vanity more than my drinking has been my downfall.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a86.exa.snu

I'm sorry, but Tom Wolfe dresses like Colonel Sanders.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a87.exa.snu

I got my start as Oprah's butler. True story.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a88.exa.snu

If there isn't a break in the action soon, I'm going to mess myself.

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a89.exa.snu

Deep down, I feel there's something disturbing about evolution.

d_kbmn_xxx_0004c3e.exa.snu

Lard Lad is running away!

d_kbmn_xxx_0004c3f.exa.snu

The monster is leaving the scene of his devastation! Will he return? If every other video game in history is any indication, I'll say "yes".

d_kbmn_xxx_0004c36.exa.snu

This just in, Lard Lad's laser is making the food come to life! What a stroke of luck for local fatsos!

d_kbmn_xxx_0004c37.exa.snu

The laser is making the billboard ad's foods become real -- this story is going to get me a local Emmy for sure!

d_kbmn_xxx_0004c38.exa.snu

Lard Lad has lost Bart and Homer. But don't relax yet, he's determined to find the father and son and, I assume, skin them alive.

d_kbmn_xxx_0004c39.exa.snu

Lard Lad is searching for Homer and Bart. He sure is persistent for a 50-year-old logo!

d_kbmn_xxx_0004c40.exa.snu

I'd like to take this break in the action to say hello to Lenny - you, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

d_kbmn_xxx_0004c41.exa.snu

I don't believe it! Lard Lad's human after all! Well, not human. Forget it.

d_kbmn_xxx_0004c43.exa.snu

How much more damage can the food icon of yesteryear endure?

d_kbmn_xxx_0004c44.exa.snu

This super-powered father and son team have injured the Lard Lad, but they're not done yet!

Invasion of the Yokel-Snatchers#

A voiceline for Bart when attacking the aliens.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

from_buddypc_positive

d_bart_xxx_0004ef1.exa.snu

Another victory for video game violence!

Bargain Bin#

A voiceline for Bart after completing a puzzle.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

from_buddypc_puzzlecongrats

d_bart_xxx_00033c0.exa.snu

Nice, Dad! You're like a morbidly obese Sherlock Holmes!

Voicelines for the 8-Bit Simpsons after being saved.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

success

x_hom8_xxx_0003c82.exa.snu

You're the best!

success

x_brt8_xxx_0003c80.exa.snu

You saved us!

success

x_lis8_xxx_0003c81.exa.snu

Thank you thank you thank you!

success

x_mar8_xxx_0003c83.exa.snu

I could kiss you!

Early voicelines for the 8-bit Simpsons, notably lacking the voice filter.

Filename

Early

Final

Subtitle

d_hom8_xxx_00033ce.exa.snu

Someone stop this crazy thing!

d_hom8_xxx_00033cf.exa.snu

If I die I'll never live my lifelong dream of starting an emu farm!

d_hom8_xxx_00033d0.exa.snu

Just because I'm obsolete doesn't mean I don't feel pain!

d_hom8_xxx_00033d1.exa.snu

Save us, us!

d_hom8_xxx_00033d2.exa.snu

Hurry, smooth Simpsons! We're almost goners!

d_hom8_xxx_00033d3.exa.snu

This is it -- and I never got to snuggle with that better, next-gen Marge!

d_hom8_xxx_00033d4.exa.snu

Mmm...death...

d_hom8_xxx_00033d5.exa.snu

Oh, I feel a shooting pain in my everywhere!

d_brt8_xxx_0004fe1.exa.snu

Cowabunga!

d_brt8_xxx_0004fe2.exa.snu

Don't have a cow man!

d_brt8_xxx_0004fe3.exa.snu

Who the hell are you?

d_brt8_xxx_0004fe4.exa.snu

You smooth Simpsons suck!

d_brt8_xxx_0004fe5.exa.snu

I hate the future!

d_brt8_xxx_0004fe6.exa.snu

Underachiever and proud of it!

d_brt8_xxx_0004fe7.exa.snu

Skateboard power!

d_brt8_xxx_0004fe8.exa.snu

How's it hangin', home boy?

d_brt8_xxx_0004fe9.exa.snu

Hi Mom.

d_brt8_xxx_0004fea.exa.snu

I like your style, kid!

d_brt8_xxx_0004feb.exa.snu

Even with my limited memory, I know you suck!

d_brt8_xxx_0004fec.exa.snu

Hey!

d_brt8_xxx_0004fed.exa.snu

No way!

d_brt8_xxx_0004fee.exa.snu

This sucks!

d_brt8_xxx_0004fef.exa.snu

Cowabunga!

d_brt8_xxx_0004ff0.exa.snu

Why I oughta...

d_brt8_xxx_0004ff1.exa.snu

Watch where you're going!

d_brt8_xxx_0004ff2.exa.snu

Hey!

d_brt8_xxx_00033c4.exa.snu

Cowabunga! I need help! Cowabunga!

d_brt8_xxx_00033c5.exa.snu

Save my old-school butt!

d_brt8_xxx_00033c6.exa.snu

I'm having a cow, man!

d_brt8_xxx_00033c7.exa.snu

I'm gonna die an underachiever and proud of it!

d_brt8_xxx_00033c8.exa.snu

Save the Bartman! Save the Bartman!

d_brt8_xxx_00033c9.exa.snu

This isn't my greatest prank ever! We're almost dead!

d_brt8_xxx_00033ca.exa.snu

I'll never live to put mothballs in the beef stew!

d_brt8_xxx_00033cb.exa.snu

Not again!

d_brt8_xxx_00033cc.exa.snu

I'll never see...the boat show!

d_brt8_xxx_00033cd.exa.snu

Cowabunga, dead...

d_brt8_xxx_0005129.exa.snu

Aw Man, you got to go to the past and fight a war, while I was stuck here with two Lisas!

d_mar8_xxx_00033d6.exa.snu

Don't hate us 'cause we're ugly!

d_mar8_xxx_00033d7.exa.snu

Someone use your joystick to save us!

d_mar8_xxx_00033d8.exa.snu

Put in another quarter, I want more life!

d_mar8_xxx_00033d9.exa.snu

Either get me out of here or explain to me what's going on!

d_mar8_xxx_00033da.exa.snu

If you save me, I'll put your initials on the high score!

d_mar8_xxx_00033db.exa.snu

This is it! -- I wish I spent more time cleaning!

d_mar8_xxx_00033dc.exa.snu

We might not make it -- I should've worn a nicer dress!

d_mar8_xxx_00033dd.exa.snu

I love my Homie.

d_mar8_xxx_00033de.exa.snu

I think I left the oven on!

NeverQuest#

A voiceline for the Ghost Ottos taunting. This voiceline is used and fully voiced in the DS version in the Mythos of Marge episode.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

taunt

x_otgh_xxx_0005be5.exa.snu

Pipeweed makes me wanna kill!

An ambient voiceline for Hobbit Ralph.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

ambient

x_rwig_xxx_0004b29.exa.snu

Pipeweed makes me hungry.

Medal of Homer#

A conversation between Bart and Homer that plays after they land in St. Capitulons.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

conv_landed_01

d_bart_xxx_00014d7.exa.snu

Whoa, everything turned black and white.

conv_landed_02

d_homr_xxx_00014a1.exa.snu

Why does it all come down to race for you?

A voiceline for the French Public Announcer.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

random_comments

x_frpa_xxx_0001567.exa.snu

If you must gamble, craps offers some of the best odds and the most fun of any casino game.

An ambient voiceline for Homer intended to play in the Aircraft Carrier section.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

ambient_pc

d_homr_xxx_0004ae0.exa.snu

You know, we really screwed up in Iraq.

Grand Theft Scratchy#

Voicelines for Marge fighting the Scratchy gangstas.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

taunt_retort_scratchy_gangsta

x_marg_xxx_0004d9f.exa.snu

Yo momma is like a big mac: 99 cents on wednesdays!

taunt_retort_scratchy_gangsta

x_marg_xxx_0004d9c.exa.snu

Hugs not drugs!

A voiceline for Marge defeating the Scratchy Hoes.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

enemy_defeated_scratchy_ho

x_marg_xxx_0004daa.exa.snu

Sex should be free!

Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game#

Voicelines for Lisa giving hints on how to free Mr. Sparkle, but the method is slightly different. Instead of placing lanterns using the Hand of Buddha, the player simply needs to defeat the Dirt Sumos to free him.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

hint_lantern_1

x_lisa_xxx_000508a.exa.snu

Dad! Stopping the Dirt Sumos made that lantern light up! Keep fighting them!

hint_lantern_2

x_lisa_xxx_000508b.exa.snu

There's only one more lantern to go, Dad!

A voiceline for Dirt Sumos taunting.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

taunt

x_sumd_xxx_00050d3.exa.snu

I'm Fat Man. And you're Nagasaki!

Voicelines for Lisa doing a "Flick" attack during the Sparklemon fights. These voicelines are used and fully voiced in the DS version when using the "Poke" attack.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

sparklemon_attack_flick

x_lisa_xxx_0005070.exa.snu

Flicky, flicky, flicky!

sparklemon_attack_flick

x_lisa_xxx_0005071.exa.snu

Buddha flick!

sparklemon_attack_flick

x_lisa_xxx_000506f.exa.snu

I'll flick you like a bug!

Voicelines for Homer when they reach the dirt village.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

react_dirt_village

x_homr_xxx_000501f.exa.snu

Japan

react_dirt_village

x_homr_xxx_0005020.exa.snu

Japanis an even bigger dump than

react_dirt_village

x_homr_xxx_0005021.exa.snu

Japanis an even bigger dump thanAmerica

Ambient voicelines for Homer.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

ambient_pc

x_homr_xxx_000505b.exa.snu

Is it OK to drink when I'm on Dramamine? Because I'm going to.

ambient_pc

x_homr_xxx_0005024.exa.snu

Do the Japanese have beer? Or do they drink some weird coo-coo juice?

Springfield#

Voicelines intended to be used for Smithers when walking around Springfield, these voicelines were likely intended for act 1, as smithers doesn't have chatter bank data for springfield during act 1.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Transcript

—

x_smth_xxx_00057f1.exa.snu

(sings tune of "Hooray For Hollywood") I work for Monty Burns! / MMMMMMonty Burns!

—

x_smth_xxx_00057f2.exa.snu

(sings "Waterloo") Waterloo I was defeated, you won the war.

A voiceline that's intended to be used when Smithers interacts with Lisa.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Transcript

greetings_lisa

x_smth_xxx_00057f7.exa.snu

Lisa, have you seen the new Katrina victim Malibu Stacy?

A cut voiceline conversation between Snake and Smithers.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Transcript

—

x_snak_xxx_0004f51.exa.snu

Hey Smithers! How's Mr. Burns treating ya?

—

x_smth_xxx_0004f52.exa.snu

Very well, he's the best!

—

x_snak_xxx_0004f53.exa.snu

The best, dude. Last time I saw him, he kicked me while I was down.

—

x_smth_xxx_0004f54.exa.snu

Oh my, yes! He's very good at kicking! A master!

In-Game Cutscenes#

Around the World in 80 Bites#

Filename

Early

Final

Notes

80b_igc02.exa.snu

The cutscene noticeably uses a placeholder voice actor for Homer.

Lisa the Treehugger#

Filename

Early

Final

Notes

hug_igc02.exa.snu

Lacks certain sound effects.

hug_igc03.exa.snu

Contains only voices and no sound effects.

Mob Rules#

Filename

Early

Final

Notes

mob_igc02.exa.snu

Lacks sound effects, and reveals the name of the EA video game producer, Larry Probst, the former CEO of Electronic Arts.

mob_igc03.exa.snu

Lacks sound effects.

mob_igc03a.exa.snu

"Quimby Unbribed" - Lacks sound effects.

Invasion of the Yokel-Snatchers#

Filename

Early

Final

Notes

sss_igc02.exa.snu

Lacks sound effects.

Grand Theft Scratchy#

Filename

Early

Final

Notes

gts_igc02.exa.snu

Lacks sound effects, has different music and has a metronome in the background. Poochie's rap is also uncensored, revealing the censored words to be "on acid".

Five Characters in Search of an Author#

Filename

Early

Final

Notes

rwc_igc01.exa.snu

"The Creator" - Lacks sound effects, and Matt Groening's voice is not present.

Game Over#

Filename

Early

Final

Notes

mtp_igc03.exa.snu

Lacks sound effects.

mtp_igc04.exa.snu

Lacks sound effects

TTS Placeholders#

Filename

Early

Final

Subtitle

Mr. Burns

burn_xxx_0003b0e.exa.snu

burn_xxx_0003b0f.exa.snu

It's appropriate that happened on the poop deck.

burn_xxx_0005ba6.exa.snu

Phooey! Now they'll kick me out of the army and I'll have to return to my life as a wealthy American playboy!

burn_xxx_000156d.exa.snu

(evil) Oh, I'll secure them all the way to the Swiss bank. (catching self) I mean, golly that sounds like a keen idea, daddio.

burn_xxx_000156e.exa.snu

Hazaa!

burn_xxx_000156f.exa.snu

Excellent!

burn_xxx_000157a.exa.snu

Help! I'm too old to die!

burn_xxx_000157b.exa.snu

Doesn't this truck have deflector shields?

burn_xxx_000157c.exa.snu

One more direct hit and we can say ahoy-hoy to our maker!

burn_xxx_000157d.exa.snu

I don't think our magic horseless carriage can take another hit!

burn_xxx_000157e.exa.snu

Our truck is in more trouble than a bindle-less hobo with a case of the vapors!

burn_xxx_000157f.exa.snu

One more hit would not be...excellent.

burn_xxx_000158a.exa.snu

Yes, that's it. Run around like a pair of slack-jawed troglodytes!

burn_xxx_000158b.exa.snu

Why don't you kiss my dried up, withered buttocks?!

burn_xxx_000158c.exa.snu

Your attack is as impotent as I am!

burn_xxx_000158d.exa.snu

Give up now! I've got a bicycle with the biggest front tire you've ever seen!

burn_xxx_000158e.exa.snu

You can't get to me! I bet you couldn't even overthrow Mussolini!

burn_xxx_000158f.exa.snu

Run along now! Back to Ningcompoopville with you!

burn_xxx_0001570.exa.snu

I feel less dead inside!

burn_xxx_0001571.exa.snu

High-velocity projectile device destroyed!

burn_xxx_0001572.exa.snu

Score one for the mostly good guys!

burn_xxx_0001573.exa.snu

The final gun has been destroyed. Everyone can let their guard down.

burn_xxx_0001574.exa.snu

A new gun is coming into view post-haste!

burn_xxx_0001575.exa.snu

I spy with my little eye, another gun!

burn_xxx_0001576.exa.snu

Blast - another gun! Blast it!

burn_xxx_0001577.exa.snu

I think that one broke up a gallstone!

burn_xxx_0001578.exa.snu

If I get out of this, I promise to use my life for good! Not really.

burn_xxx_0001579.exa.snu

We've been attacked! Call the authorities!

burn_xxx_0001580.exa.snu

Sir, requesting permission to abandon our mission.

burn_xxx_0001581.exa.snu

Great, we won! Congratulations, everyone! See you back in America.

burn_xxx_0001582.exa.snu

Sergeant, the correct way to proceed in this sort of situation is to run away.

burn_xxx_0001583.exa.snu

No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. (correcting) You go to war with the army you've bought. So, let's hire some goons to take our place...

burn_xxx_0001584.exa.snu

You fellows go ahead. I'll stay here with the priceless paintings and make sure no one makes a fortune selling them on the black market.

burn_xxx_0001585.exa.snu

(sinister) But the paintings are so valuable

burn_xxx_0001586.exa.snu

Damn you, Sergeant, sir!

burn_xxx_0001587.exa.snu

Simpson - I'm etching that name in my brain forever!

burn_xxx_0001588.exa.snu

I'm going to sell these paintings for hundreds of dollars! Hundreds!

burn_xxx_0001589.exa.snu

I'm releasing the hounds of my disdain on you!

burn_xxx_0001590.exa.snu

I'm so confident in my superiority, I'm not even going to try to get away!

Filename

Early

Final

Subtitle

Groundskeeper Willie

wili_xxx_0005b12.exa.snu

wili_xxx_0005b13.exa.snu

Never tangle with a greased Scotsman!

wili_xxx_0005b14.exa.snu

Uff da ya muckers!

wili_xxx_0005b15.exa.snu

("FREEDOM!") SCREW YOU!!!

wili_xxx_0005b16.exa.snu

Ya smell of gravy and vomit!

dlc1#

Inside the audiostreams folder, there’s a sound file named dlc1.exa.snu that isn’t linked to any episode and doesn’t have any associated subtitles or chatter types. Based on the filename and audio, it was likely intended for some kind of DLC that never materialized.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Transcript

—

dlc1.exa.snu

Downloaded Content 1