Two Bots, One Wrench

This is a sub-page of Proto:Portal 2/July 28th, 2009.

This article is a work in progress.
...Well, all the articles here are, in a way. But this one moreso, and the article may contain incomplete information and editor's notes.

To do:

Add the animations and skins of the models
Document the voicelines of the Medic Bot
- portalbuildroot\portal2\sound\npc\Medic

Leftover assets from the Directed Design Experiments project, an initiative by Valve to create proof-of-concept projects for testing gameplay features and mechanics.

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Models#

Offense Bot#

The Offense Bot's models, animations, scenes, and voicelines are still leftover in the build. The model can be found at portal2_tempcontent\models\companionBot\offenseBot.mdl.

Medic Bot#

The Medic Bot's models, animations, scenes, and voicelines are also leftover in the build. The model can be found at portal2_tempcontent\models\companionBot\companionBot.mdl.

Dialogue#

Offense Bot#

To do:
They shouldn't be. Please submit all the missing dialogue if possible.

Some files have been omitted from this list to save on time and space.

Audio	File Directory	Transcript
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\actionlover01.wav`	What you firing at? Aw, nevermind... Wooo!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\actionlover02.wav`	Yeah!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Ammo01.wav`	I've got some ammo ready!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Ammo02.wav`	I'm all full of bullets, mate.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\angry01.wav`	It won't be so funny when you get crushed by a bloody crane.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\angry02.wav`	I hope sarcasm helps when you bloody catch fire.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\annoyed01.wav`	Oh, are you now?
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\annoyed02.wav`	Yes, really mate.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\celebration_fakehighfive01.wav`	Up here, mate!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\celebration_fakehighfive02.wav`	Yoink!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\celebration_hatknock01.wav`	Whoops!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\celebration_hatknock02.wav`	Think fast!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\celebration_highfive01.wav`	Up high!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Cheers01.wav`	Yeah!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Cheers02.wav`	Ha ha ha ha ha!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Combat02.wav`	To the left!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\concerned01.wav`	Hey mate, I wasn't sure where you'd gone off to.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\concerned02.wav`	Welcome back!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Creation02.wav`	Oh my god. Who's he?
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Directions01.wav`	Man is going left.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Directions02.wav`	He's going left more.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\GeneralFrustrationsounds02.wav`	Gah!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Generalpainsounds01.wav`	Augh, that's good!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Generalpainsounds02.wav`	That feels good!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Generalsurprisesounds01.wav`	Wuh?
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\hatresponses01.wav`	What the bloody hell have you go on your head?
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\hatresponses02.wav`	What are you doin'?
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Healing01.wav`	Ah!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Healing02.wav`	Ah! Don't stop!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Healinstructions01.wav`	Hit me with a wrench.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Healinstructions02.wav`	I'm bloody hurt, mate!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\illiterate01.wav`	Why would I want to read a bloody sign?
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\illiterate02.wav`	I don't feel like it.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\incombat01.wav`	Movin' out!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\incombat02.wav`	I'm going!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Instructions01.wav`	Right then, use the flares to anchor me to a stop.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Instructions02.wav`	Whilst anchored, I get very crass indeed.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\item_1LiterDrinkBottle01.wav`	Look out, mate. That 1-Liter Drink Bottle might be fully urine.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Item_Action_Panel_turnoff01.wav`	And now it's off.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Item_Action_Panel_turnoff02.wav`	I have no idea what that does.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Item_Action_Panel_turnon01.wav`	I wonder what that did?
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Item_Action_Panel_turnon02.wav`	Well, hmm.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Item_Action_Shower_shower01.wav`	It's not funny! Step out of the water!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Item_Action_Shower_turnoff01.wav`	Somebody's gonna get bloody killed by this thing.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Item_Action_Shower_turnoff02.wav`	Only people will pump fuckin' water right into their fuckin' house.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Item_Action_Shower_turnon01.wav`	Look out, mate!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Item_Action_Shower_turnon02.wav`	Ah! I- I shouldn't have done that!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Item_Action_Sink_turnoff01.wav`	Evil fuckin' water sink.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Item_Action_Sink_turnoff02.wav`	Water? Jesus christ.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Item_Action_Sink_turnon01.wav`	Just as I suspected, fuckin' water.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Item_Action_Sink_turnon02.wav`	Water, very, very dangerous.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Item_Action_Toilet_put_flush01.wav`	There's some action left in this old toilet.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Item_Action_Toilet_put_flush02.wav`	I'm done usin' the toilet!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Item_Action_Toilet_put_seat_down01.wav`	Somebody left the toilet seat up.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Item_Action_Toilet_put_seat_up01.wav`	I put the toilet seat up! In case anyone cares...
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Item_action_torture_chair01.wav`	Look, everyone! I'm STILL a human lady! Woohoo! I'm once again usin' the toilet!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Item_action_torture_chair02.wav`	Well that's not funny.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\item_bedframe01.wav`	A bedframe might help us get out of this place.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\item_bedframe02.wav`	Another bloody bedframe. This prison has a lot of beds.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\item_bench01.wav`	And...
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\item_chair01.wav`	It's a bloody electric chair!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\item_chair02.wav`	This chair, unlike the last one, looks to be non-electric.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\item_cinder_block01.wav`	Anyone wanna see me break this cinder block with me head?
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\item_cinder_block02.wav`	The offer of me breaking a cinder block with me head still stands!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\item_clock01.wav`	What time is it?
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\item_clock02.wav`	No, what time is it really.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\item_Computer01.wav`	Some sort of electrical device, I think.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\item_concrete_chunk01.wav`	This is a concrete chunk, probably fell off the wall.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\item_concrete_chunk02.wav`	This place is really coming apart.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemconv1a01.wav`	What?
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemconv1a02.wav`	What are you talking about?
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemconv2a01.wav`	Holy mother of God, look at this!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemconv2a02.wav`	Oh my god, look at this!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemconv3a01.wav`	Hold on, I think this-
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemconv3a02.wav`	-is a clue.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemconv4a01.wav`	Aw, now this is a nice-
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemconv4a02.wav`	What a nice-
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemconv5a01.wav`	Shabby indeed.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemconv5a02.wav`	What a fuckin' piece of shite.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\item_counter01.wav`	Must be.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\item_crate01.wav`	It's some sort of box, I think.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\item_crate02.wav`	Very interesting.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\item_desk01.wav`	Who?
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemspec_01_genericconv01.wav`	That is the stupidest idea I have ever heard.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemspec_01_generic_post01.wav`	I don't know.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemspec_01_generic_post02.wav`	That don't make any sense.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemspec_01_generic_post03.wav`	Well it could be.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemspec_01_generic_post04.wav`	Bugger me, that might be the answer!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemspec01_gnome02.wav`	Unreasonably proud of this garden gnome.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemspec01_pickaxe02.wav`	Unreasonably proud of this pickaxe.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_1LiterDrinkBottle01.wav`	1-Liter Drink Bottle.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_bedframe01.wav`	Bed frame.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_bench01.wav`	Cafeteria bench.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_Cactus01.wav`	Cactus.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_CardboardBox01.wav`	Cardboard box.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_chair01.wav`	Chair.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_cinder_block01.wav`	Cinder block.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_clock01.wav`	Clock.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_Computer01.wav`	Computer.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_concrete_chunk01.wav`	Concrete chunk.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_console_box01.wav`	Console box.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_counter01.wav`	Kitchen counter.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_crate01.wav`	Crate.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_desk01.wav`	Desk.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_desklamp01.wav`	Desk lamp.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_filecabinet01.wav`	File cabinet.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_gascan01.wav`	Gas can.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_GlassBottle01.wav`	Glass bottle.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_gnome01.wav`	Gnome.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_heater01.wav`	Heater.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_keyboard01.wav`	Keyboard.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_lamp_shade01.wav`	Lamp shade.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_laundry_cart01.wav`	Laundry cart.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_mattress01.wav`	Mattress.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_MetalCan01.wav`	Metal can.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_milk_carton01.wav`	Milk carton.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_monitor01.wav`	Monitor.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_mug01.wav`	Coffee mug.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_oil_drum01.wav`	Oil drum.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_oil_drum_explosive01.wav`	Explosive oil drum.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_paintcan01.wav`	Paint can.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_pallet01.wav`	Pallet.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_pickaxe01.wav`	Pickaxe.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_PlasticCrate01.wav`	Plastic crate.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_popcan01.wav`	Soda can.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_pot01.wav`	Pot.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname1_pumpkin01.wav`	Pumpkin.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\itemname2_pumpkin01.wav`	Pumpkin!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Laugh01.wav`	Huhaha!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\losesanarm01.wav`	Me arm!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\losesanarm02.wav`	Good lord, me bloody arm!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine01Clue01.wav`	A well-endowed man from Saint Jacques... was unreasonably proud of his... of his what?
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine01Clue02.wav`	Oh my god, it's a bloody clue!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine01Fail01.wav`	Bloody hell!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine01Fail02.wav`	Fuckin' hell!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine01Fail03.wav`	Bloody fuckin' hell!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine01Fail04.wav`	This is a fuckin' farce!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine01Fail05.wav`	We'll see how proud he is with my foot up his ass!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine01Fail06.wav`	We're gonna be stuck in here forever.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine01Fail07.wav`	We're gonna DIE in this fuckin' place, aren't we?
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine01Final01.wav`	That's settled then, the door's unlocked.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine01Intro02.wav`	And it's attached to the door we need to get through!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine01Lever01.wav`	I've got it.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine01Lever02.wav`	I'll handle it.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine01Spinning01.wav`	Come on, come on...
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine01Spinning02.wav`	Here we go.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine01Succeed01.wav`	Ah! A bloody shoe!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine01Succeed02.wav`	I'm not even sure it WAS a limerick.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine02_FirstSuccess01.wav`	The machine took it!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine02_FirstSuccess02.wav`	Then let's feed the fuckin' thing what it wants and piss off!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine02_intro01.wav`	Yes, what could it mean indeed.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine02_itemspec_Cactus02.wav`	Cactuses ain't plastic.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine02_itemspec_clock01.wav`	A clock HAS a face. The word "has" contains the letters "A" AND "S".
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Machine03_itemspec_monitor02.wav`	Does a tele have metal in it?
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Misc01.wav`	Eh?
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Misc02.wav`	What?
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\No02.wav`	No.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Plant02.wav`	Come, bastards!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\ShutUp01.wav`	Shut it.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\ShutUp02.wav`	Shut up.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\signrepeats01.wav`	"Caution..." Oh! I already read this one.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\signrepeats02.wav`	"Danger..." Hold on, I read this one.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Signs01.wav`	"Caution: Wear your respirator."
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Signs02.wav`	"Caution: The equipment starts and stops automatically."
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\SignsResponse01.wav`	Huh!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\SignsResponse02.wav`	Bugger me, that does sound dangerous.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Thankyou01.wav`	Thanks, mate!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Thankyou02.wav`	Thank you.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\toofar02.wav`	They're out of my reach!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Unplant01.wav`	Off I go!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Unplant02.wav`	Coming!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\UpgradeFinal_finaldebate01.wav`	Pick me, mate!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\UpgradeFinal_finaldebate02.wav`	Yeah... that IS odd...
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\UpgradeFinal_finalline01.wav`	Holy mother of God... That was a close fuckin' call. I am off these upgrade stations for good.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\upgradestation01.wav`	This'll make one of us stronger! One of us.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\upgradestation02.wav`	Right then, move me into it and push the button.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\vending_machine01.wav`	A lubricant machine! I could use some lubricant!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\vending_machine02.wav`	[Spits out Breen's Private Reserve]
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Yes01.wav`	Yes!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\Yes02.wav`	Yes!
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\You'rewelcome01.wav`	You're welcome.
‎	`portal2\sound\npc\oBot\You'rewelcome02.wav`	Don't mention it.