the cutting room mirror

Unused Voicelines

This is a sub-page of The Simpsons Game (PlayStation 3, Xbox 360).

Global#

Buddy On My Way#

Voicelines meant to play when your buddy character begins to follow you. These are used in the E3 prototype.

Homer

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

from_buddypc_onmyway

d_homr_xxx_0005a2a.exa.snu

On my way!

from_buddypc_onmyway

d_homr_xxx_0005a2b.exa.snu

Coming!

from_buddypc_onmyway

d_homr_xxx_0005a27.exa.snu

I'm up!

from_buddypc_onmyway

d_homr_xxx_0005a28.exa.snu

Back to work!

from_buddypc_onmyway

d_homr_xxx_0005a29.exa.snu

Here I come!

Bart

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

from_buddypc_onmyway

d_bart_xxx_0005a3f.exa.snu

Here I come!

from_buddypc_onmyway

d_bart_xxx_0005a40.exa.snu

Coming mom!

from_buddypc_onmyway

d_bart_xxx_0005a41.exa.snu

Okay, okay...

from_buddypc_onmyway

d_bart_xxx_0005a42.exa.snu

On my way!

from_buddypc_onmyway

d_bart_xxx_0005a43.exa.snu

Coming!

Lisa

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

from_buddypc_onmyway

d_lisa_xxx_0005a5a.exa.snu

On my way!

from_buddypc_onmyway

d_lisa_xxx_0005a5b.exa.snu

Here I come!

from_buddypc_onmyway

d_lisa_xxx_0005a57.exa.snu

Girl on the move!

from_buddypc_onmyway

d_lisa_xxx_0005a58.exa.snu

After you!

from_buddypc_onmyway

d_lisa_xxx_0005a59.exa.snu

Following rules!

Marge

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

from_buddypc_onmyway

d_marg_xxx_0005a70.exa.snu

Coming, coming...

from_buddypc_onmyway

d_marg_xxx_0005a71.exa.snu

Hold your horses...

from_buddypc_onmyway

d_marg_xxx_0005a72.exa.snu

Here I go!

from_buddypc_onmyway

d_marg_xxx_0005a73.exa.snu

Marge is on the way!

Buddy Wait There#

Voicelines meant to play when your buddy character waits in a specific spot.

Homer

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

from_buddypc_wait_there

d_homr_xxx_0005a2c.exa.snu

I like to wait.

from_buddypc_wait_there

d_homr_xxx_0005a2d.exa.snu

I'll wait over here.

from_buddypc_wait_there

d_homr_xxx_0005a2e.exa.snu

Waiting's better than working!

from_buddypc_wait_there

d_homr_xxx_0005a2f.exa.snu

I'll hum while I wait. (HUMS)

Bart

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

from_buddypc_wait_there

d_bart_xxx_0005a44.exa.snu

Will do!

from_buddypc_wait_there

d_bart_xxx_0005a45.exa.snu

Waiting rules!

from_buddypc_wait_there

d_bart_xxx_0005a46.exa.snu

Do nothing. Got it.

from_buddypc_wait_there

d_bart_xxx_0005a47.exa.snu

I'll just stand here.

Lisa

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

from_buddypc_wait_there

d_lisa_xxx_0005a5c.exa.snu

Let's wait!

from_buddypc_wait_there

d_lisa_xxx_0005a5d.exa.snu

I'll write haikus while I wait.

from_buddypc_wait_there

d_lisa_xxx_0005a5e.exa.snu

I can't wait to wait!

from_buddypc_wait_there

d_lisa_xxx_0005a5f.exa.snu

I'll be over here.

from_buddypc_wait_there

d_lisa_xxx_0005a60.exa.snu

I hope I'm waiting with cool people.

Marge

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

from_buddypc_wait_there

d_marg_xxx_0005a74.exa.snu

I like to wait.

from_buddypc_wait_there

d_marg_xxx_0005a75.exa.snu

(HUMMING) Waiting, waiting, over the ocean blue...

from_buddypc_wait_there

d_marg_xxx_0005a76.exa.snu

I'll just stand over here by myself.

from_buddypc_wait_there

d_marg_xxx_0005a77.exa.snu

You do your thing, I'll be fine.

Buddy Waiting For You#

Voicelines meant to play while your buddy character waits.

Homer

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

d_homr_xxx_0005a30.exa.snu

A little help!

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

d_homr_xxx_0005a31.exa.snu

I'm still waiting!

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

d_homr_xxx_0005a32.exa.snu

Make me do something!

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

d_homr_xxx_0005a33.exa.snu

Bor-ring!

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

d_homr_xxx_0005a34.exa.snu

Homer bored!

Bart

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

d_bart_xxx_0005a4a.exa.snu

Man I'm bored...

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

d_bart_xxx_0005a4b.exa.snu

Ug! Waiting sucks!

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

d_bart_xxx_0005a4c.exa.snu

Tell me what to do!

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

d_bart_xxx_0005a48.exa.snu

Make me do something!

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

d_bart_xxx_0005a49.exa.snu

Some order would be great around now...

Lisa

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

d_lisa_xxx_0005a61.exa.snu

Um, I'm like waiting.

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

d_lisa_xxx_0005a62.exa.snu

Make me do something!

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

d_lisa_xxx_0005a63.exa.snu

I am so bored!

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

d_lisa_xxx_0005a64.exa.snu

I am so sick of waiting.

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

d_lisa_xxx_0005a65.exa.snu

Wait wait wait, that's all I ever do.

Marge

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

d_marg_xxx_0005a7a.exa.snu

Don't forget Marge.

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

d_marg_xxx_0005a7b.exa.snu

Take me with you!

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

d_marg_xxx_0005a7c.exa.snu

I've been waiting for what seems like days...

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

d_marg_xxx_0005a78.exa.snu

Hello, earth to family!

from_buddypc_waiting_4u

d_marg_xxx_0005a79.exa.snu

I know you need me!

Homer's Food#

All these voicelines are intended for food items that are never seen in-game.

Apple

A voiceline for Homer eating an apple. Interestingly, an apple food item appears in the Wii prototype in Five Characters in Search of an Author.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

react_eatfood_apple

d_homr_xxx_0003c61.exa.snu

Mmm... 8-bit fruit!

Burrito

A voiceline for Homer eating burrito.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

react_eatfood_burrito

d_homr_xxx_0003c4c.exa.snu

Mmm, burrito!

Chocolate Chunk

A voiceline for Homer eating a chocolate chunk.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

react_eatfood_chocochunk

d_homr_xxx_0003c78.exa.snu

More Chocolate!

react_eatfood_chocochunk

d_homr_xxx_0003c79.exa.snu

Mmm...chunks of chocolate!

Chocolate Rabbit Piece

A voiceline for Homer eating a chocolate rabbit piece.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

react_eatfood_chocrabbit

d_homr_xxx_0003c7a.exa.snu

Oooh, chocolate rabbit parts!

Cinnamon Bun

A voiceline for Homer eating a cinnamon bun.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

react_eatfood_cinnabun

d_homr_xxx_0003c6e.exa.snu

Cinnabon, I mean cinnamon bun!

Lollipop Chunk

A voiceline for Homer eating a lollipop chunk.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

react_eatfood_colorcandychunk

d_homr_xxx_0003c76.exa.snu

Mmm, candy chunk!

Corn Dog

A voiceline for Homer eating a corndog.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

react_eatfood_corndog

d_homr_xxx_0003c6d.exa.snu

Corn Dog!

Cupcake

A voiceline for Homer eating a cupcake. What's interesting is that in the Old-Gen version, there are cupcakes in The Land of Chocolate and Five Characters in Search of an Author that use this voiceline.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

react_eatfood_cupcake

d_homr_xxx_0003c65.exa.snu

Cupcake!

Iced Cherries

A voiceline for Homer eating iced cherries.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

react_eatfood_icedcherries

d_homr_xxx_0003c75.exa.snu

Brr! Cold cherries!

Ham Ahoy

A voiceline for Homer eating Ham Ahoy (from the episode King-Size Homer). Interestingly, this food item can be seen in the Wii prototype in Shadow of the Colossal Donut by breaking a specific crate in the Construction Site.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

react_eatfood_hamjar

d_homr_xxx_0003c6b.exa.snu

Aah, liquid ham!

Meatball

A voiceline for Homer eating a meatball. A Super Meatball is in the "Around the World in 80 Bites" level, but when you destroy it, spaghetti comes out. What's interesting is that in the Wii prototype, when you destroy the Super Meatball, meatballs come out and uses these voicelines when you eat them. The "Atsa spicy meatball" voiceline is used when Homer enters Italy, except he says the voiceline in an Italian accent.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

react_eatfood_meatball

d_homr_xxx_0003c54.exa.snu

Atsa spicy meatball!

react_eatfood_meatball

d_homr_xxx_0003c55.exa.snu

Meatball!

Pepperoni

A voiceline for Homer eating pepperoni.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

react_eatfood_pepperoni

d_homr_xxx_0003c6c.exa.snu

Mmm, pepperoni!

Sandwich

A voiceline for Homer eating a sandwich.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

react_eatfood_sandwich

d_homr_xxx_0003c66.exa.snu

Oh sandwich, I could never stay mad at you!

Uncle Jim's Country Fillin'

A voiceline for Homer eating Uncle Jim's Country Fillin' (from the episode King Size Homer).

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

react_eatfood_unclejim

d_homr_xxx_0003c69.exa.snu

Mmm...white trashy!

Episodes#

Bartman Begins#

Voicelines referencing a cut mechanic where Bart would collect limited ammo pickups that would shoot farther and do more damage to enemies. Oddly enough, this mechanic is used in the Old-Gen version.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

dinoroom_help_ammo

d_bart_xxx_0000860.exa.snu

If only there was some way to adjust the range on my slingshot.

dinoroom_help_ammo

d_bart_xxx_0000861.exa.snu

This reminds me of that old saying --, "if your slingshot doesn't shoot far enough, you need to adjust it somehow."

Bart reacting to locked doors inside the dinosaur exhibits.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

dinoroom_help_doorslocked

d_bart_xxx_000085e.exa.snu

Locked, huh? Who needs doors anyway?

dinoroom_help_doorslocked

d_bart_xxx_000085f.exa.snu

If I can't get through this door, I'll just have to find another way.

Voicelines for Homer intended to play after Jimbo taunts him and Bart inside the planetarium.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

taunt_retort_manual_jimbo_02

d_homr_xxx_00008c8.exa.snu

I'm not going up there! I've got too much dignity and fear.

taunt_retort_manual_jimbo_02

d_homr_xxx_00008c9.exa.snu

You'd have to be crazy to go up there, and I'm merely stupid.

Voicelines for Bart and Homer after using the updraft on the volcano.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

dinoroom_volcanotramp

d_bart_xxx_0000866.exa.snu

I never knew volcanoes were so bouncy!

dinoroom_volcanotramp

d_bart_xxx_0000867.exa.snu

Whoa! I feel like magma!

dinoroom_volcanotramp

d_homr_xxx_00008c0.exa.snu

Go, Bart, go!

dinoroom_volcanotramp

d_homr_xxx_00008c1.exa.snu

Bart looks like a graceful Mikhail Baryshnikov!

dinoroom_volcanotramp

d_homr_xxx_00008c2.exa.snu

Way to go, Bart! But don't show me up!

A voiceline for Dolph after he's stuck inside the dinosaur skeleton. This is used in the Old-Gen version.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

skeletonfall

d_dolf_xxx_00008da.exa.snu

My worst nightmare's come true!

Voicelines for Kearney when Bart reaches the diorama room. The second voiceline can be heard in the DS version when Homer reaches the future diorama.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

diorama_start

d_krny_xxx_00015b1.exa.snu

Bart Simpson, huh? I thought I smelled loser.

diorama_start

d_krny_xxx_00015b2.exa.snu

Well, if it isn't Bart Simpson. Which side of the law are you on today?

diorama_start

d_krny_xxx_00015b3.exa.snu

Bart Simpson in a museum? Now I've seen everything.

Voicelines for the Museum Guards (Wise Guy and Sideshow Mel) reacting to Bart and Homer climbing on the displays inside the dinosaur exhibit/planetarium.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

pc_above

d_mgwg_xxx_00008fe.exa.snu

Could you at least dust while you're up there?

pc_above

d_mgwg_xxx_00008ff.exa.snu

What goes up must come down.

pc_above

d_mgwg_xxx_00015b4.exa.snu

The displays are for lookin', not climbin'!

pc_above

d_mgwg_xxx_00015b5.exa.snu

Climbing around on the displays. What were you, raised in a barn?

pc_above

d_mgwg_xxx_00015b6.exa.snu

Careful, if you fall the museum's liable!

pc_above

d_mgwg_xxx_00015b7.exa.snu

I'd climb up there after you if it weren't for my damn vertigo!

pc_above

d_mgwg_xxx_00015b8.exa.snu

I've always wondered, how's the view up there?

pc_above

d_mgsm_xxx_0000913.exa.snu

Could I tempt you down with some homemade biscotti?!

pc_above

d_mgsm_xxx_0000914.exa.snu

Please stop! The docents will have my head!

pc_above

d_mgsm_xxx_0000915.exa.snu

I'll thank you not to treat our displays as common showpieces!

pc_above

d_mgsm_xxx_0000916.exa.snu

Leave the displays alone! Take me instead!

A voiceline for Jimbo after he's defeated inside the planetarium. This is used in the Old-Gen version.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

defeat

d_jmbo_xxx_0006534.exa.snu

And so, cruel lady fate has bestowed upon Jimbo her tragic kiss. Also, I can't feel my legs.

Around the World in 80 Bites#

Only "Chow" can be heard when you start the level, making the rest go unused. The DS version uses this voiceline fully.

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

dman_xxx_00002ad.exa.snu

Chow!!

A voiceline for Duffman when Homer wins the Duff Ultimate Eating Challenge, before the cutscene "You Blew It Up!".

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

homer_wins

d_dman_xxx_000652a.exa.snu

And the winner is Homer J. Simpson, our new Eating Champion! Everyone else, you are free to barf!

Mob Rules#

A voiceline for Snake when you break him out of the police station.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

jail_freed

d_snak_xxx_0003c7d.exa.snu

Thanks - let's go break stuff!

Voicelines for Barney building, going to wait, and waiting. Since Barney appears in the town hall for Mob Rules and cannot join the mob from inside Moe's Tavern in Springfield, these voicelines go unused.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

mobmember_go_build_object

d_barn_xxx_00047f5.exa.snu

No problem.

mobmember_go_build_object

d_barn_xxx_00047f6.exa.snu

I'll build it, but I won't remember building it.

mobmember_currently_building_object

d_barn_xxx_00047f7.exa.snu

Just go by instinct.

mobmember_currently_building_object

d_barn_xxx_00047f8.exa.snu

I'm gonna be sick.

mobmember_go_wait

d_barn_xxx_00047f9.exa.snu

Good idea. I don't want to pull something.

mobmember_go_wait

d_barn_xxx_00047fa.exa.snu

I'll use the time to work on my resume.

mobmember_currently_waiting

d_barn_xxx_00047fb.exa.snu

I hope this doesn't take much longer. It's chowder night at the soup kitchen.

mobmember_currently_waiting

d_barn_xxx_00047fc.exa.snu

Please hurry. Time is not on my side.

Voicelines for Apu going to wait and waiting. Since Apu appears after the waiting platform in the courtyard and cannot join the mob from inside the Kwik-E-Mart, these voicelines go unused. These are used in the Old-Gen version due to Apu appearing earlier on in the level.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

mobmember_go_wait

d_apux_xxx_00047dd.exa.snu

I will just chill out over here.

mobmember_go_wait

d_apux_xxx_00047de.exa.snu

I will wait with bated breath and full bladder.

mobmember_currently_waiting

d_apux_xxx_00047df.exa.snu

I would like to get home in time for SportsCenter.

mobmember_currently_waiting

d_apux_xxx_00047e0.exa.snu

I am using up a year's worth of breaks at the Kwik-E-Mart.

Enter the Cheatrix#

Voicelines for Bart collecting more pages of the strategy guide. It’s likely that originally, Bart would have collected an additional page containing either the Super Cape or the Wrist Rocket. This makes sense since Bart is the only character in the Game Engine to receive two upgrades, unlike the other characters who only receive one.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

page_collect

d_bart_xxx_0003a1a.exa.snu

Another page, radical!

page_collect

d_bart_xxx_0003a1b.exa.snu

I gots all KIND of pages! Yeah!

page_collect

d_bart_xxx_0004ed8.exa.snu

Got it -- cheating rules!

Voicelines for the plumber slaves being attacked. This cannot be done as they are inside glass walls and Robo-Bart cannot shoot them.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

react_combat

d_plum_xxx_00067ed.exa.snu

Play-a nice, ah?

react_combat

d_plum_xxx_00067ee.exa.snu

Leave an old-a man alone!

react_combat

d_plum_xxx_00067ef.exa.snu

At least I feel-a something!

react_combat

d_plum_xxx_00067f0.exa.snu

I wish-a I could still-a throw fireballs!

react_combat

d_plum_xxx_00067f1.exa.snu

I'm a glad the Princess not here to see this-a!

Shadow of the Colossal Donut#

Voicelines for Homer fleeing from Lard Lad. Similar lines are heard when the level starts.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

flee_from_ll

d_homr_xxx_00066c8.exa.snu

I'm running away while I pee in fear!

flee_from_ll

d_homr_xxx_00066c9.exa.snu

Bye son, hope you don't die!

flee_from_ll

d_homr_xxx_00066ca.exa.snu

Cowardice, take me away!

Voicelines for Kent Brockman reacting to Bart and Homer defeating the mini-Krusties.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

krusty_mass_death

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a5e.exa.snu

They're treating these miniature Krustys as if they were miniscule Krustys.

krusty_mass_death

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a5f.exa.snu

Those robot clowns died fighting for what they believe in, nothing.

krusty_mass_death

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a60.exa.snu

The tiny clowns' reign of terror was as small as they were themselves.

krusty_mass_death

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a61.exa.snu

Those mini-Krusty robots just got served!

krusty_mass_death

d_kbmn_xxx_0000a62.exa.snu

I've never seen such an impressive display of tiny robot slaughter! No, wait. I have.

A voiceline for Kent Brockman when Lard Lad is defeated.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

ll_defeated

d_kbmn_xxx_0006566.exa.snu

Lard Lad is down for the count! What an amazing display of punching, eating, flying and sling shot-using from the Simpson boys!

Invasion of the Yokel-Snatchers#

Voicelines intended to be used when Bart and Homer get beamed up into the UFO. The Old-Gen version uses these voicelines because it doesn't have the Space Invaders section.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

in_beam

d_bart_xxx_0003b75.exa.snu

This thing sucks - literally!

in_beam

d_homr_xxx_0003b3e.exa.snu

This is cool but incredibly painful!

Voicelines for the aliens planning a "surprise attack".

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

surprise_attack

d_as01_xxx_00067db.exa.snu

Silence your oral communication orifices! They are coming!

surprise_attack

d_as01_xxx_00067dc.exa.snu

Be vewy vewy quiet... it's surprise attack season.

surprise_attack

d_as01_xxx_00067dd.exa.snu

Dudes, dudes, everyone shut up. You're gonna ruin the surprise attack! Seriously, shut up.

surprise_attack

d_as02_xxx_00067de.exa.snu

Here comes trouble!

surprise_attack

d_as02_xxx_00067df.exa.snu

They are gonna be so surprised!

surprise_attack

d_as02_xxx_00067e0.exa.snu

I can't wait to eat all those dead humans.

Bargain Bin#

Voicelines for the 8-bit Simpsons after you save them from the Cartridge Incinerator.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

success

d_brt8_xxx_0005bcc.exa.snu

Thanks for saving us, awesome versions of us!

success

d_hom8_xxx_0005bcd.exa.snu

You did it, you saved us! How many points did you get?

success

d_lis8_xxx_0005bce.exa.snu

I love you, next gen Simpsons!

success

d_mar8_xxx_0005bcf.exa.snu

Thank you, other Homie and other Bart!

NeverQuest#

Voicelines for the Hobbit Rodd and Todds offering Homer food or drinks.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

drink_offering

d_rdfh_xxx_0003c15.exa.snu

This juice is special!

drink_offering

d_rdfh_xxx_0003c16.exa.snu

Chug! Chug! Chug!

drink_offering

d_rdfh_xxx_0003c17.exa.snu

Drink the magic bravery potion!

drink_offering

d_rdfh_xxx_00032c1.exa.snu

Booze will make you brave!

drink_offering

d_rdfh_xxx_00032c2.exa.snu

Try this drink -- it's made of fermented goat drool.

drink_offering

d_rdfh_xxx_00032c3.exa.snu

Try this micro brew!

food_offering

d_tdfh_xxx_00032ec.exa.snu

I baked this for you!

food_offering

d_tdfh_xxx_00032ed.exa.snu

It's full of trans fats, so you'll like it!

food_offering

d_tdfh_xxx_00032ee.exa.snu

Food equals love!

Grand Theft Scratchy#

A voiceline for Poochie when he's defeated.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

defeated

d_poch_xxx_0006574.exa.snu

I have been... served...

Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game#

Voicelines for Lisa and Homer after using the summon button during the Sparklemon fights.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

sparklemon_attack_summon

d_homr_xxx_000501d.exa.snu

Summon - crazy animal thing!

sparklemon_attack_summon

d_homr_xxx_000501e.exa.snu

Sic em, boy! Sic em!

sparklemon_attack_summon

d_lisa_xxx_0005075.exa.snu

Strunk and White power - activate!

sparklemon_attack_summon

d_lisa_xxx_0005077.exa.snu

C'mon Linguo! Be pedantic! Pedantic!

Game Over#

A voiceline for Shakespeare when he's defeated. This is used in the Old-Gen version after he dies.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

defeated

d_shak_xxx_00063a4.exa.snu

To be or not to be, that is the -- ow ow ow dead.

A voiceline for Lisa when the Skybucks building is built. The Old-Gen version uses this voiceline as Lisa is the one to build the Skybucks instead of Marge.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

starbucks_success

d_lisa_xxx_0006374.exa.snu

Ugh, I can't believe I helped build another Starbucks.

Springfield#

Episode Trigger#

These voicelines are intended to be played when you're near an episode in Springfield, but these go unused.

Day of the Dolphin

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

Notes

episode_trig_dod

d_bart_xxx_0004b6d.exa.snu

Looks like Sea Captain's the catch of the day!

episode_trig_dod

d_lisa_xxx_0004ba7.exa.snu

It looks the fisherman has become the fishered!

This is used in the Old-Gen version as a cutscene plays before entering the hatch showing Captain McCallister getting taken by King Snorky.

Shadow of the Colossal Donut

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

Notes

episode_trig_scd

d_bart_xxx_00009fd.exa.snu

I'm ready for whatever comes our way...as long as it's of normal size.

This is used in the Old-Gen version when the level starts.

episode_trig_scd

d_bart_xxx_00009fe.exa.snu

Hey, it's Krusty! A bunch of Krustys? They're attacking, and they're tiny!

episode_trig_scd

d_bart_xxx_00009ff.exa.snu

I can't believe my giant, perfectly circular eyes! Not one, not two, but an entire horde of Mini-Krustys are attacking!

Invasion of the Yokel-Snatchers

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

episode_trig_dss

d_bart_xxx_0003b51.exa.snu

Let's do this thing.

episode_trig_dss

d_bart_xxx_0003b52.exa.snu

Hasta la vista, alien scum!

Marge's Mob#

Rigellians

Aliens cannot join the mob, and are only seen as enemies to kill throughout the second act.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

mobmember_join

d_as01_xxx_000628f.exa.snu

Sure I'll join the mob. It just feels right.

mobmember_join

d_as02_xxx_0006295.exa.snu

I wasn't sure if you'd invite me. I was hoping.

mobmember_go_attack_enemy

d_as01_xxx_0006290.exa.snu

They will feel the sting of my feather-soft tentacles.

mobmember_go_destroy_object

d_as01_xxx_0006291.exa.snu

I'll make space meat of that thing!

mobmember_go_attack_enemy

d_as02_xxx_0006296.exa.snu

I will attack with the viciousness of your Don Rickles.

mobmember_go_destroy_object

d_as02_xxx_0006297.exa.snu

You don't like it? It's gone.

mobmember_task_complete

d_as01_xxx_0006293.exa.snu

Something got done without the amazing Kang's help!

mobmember_task_complete

d_as02_xxx_0006299.exa.snu

I'll remember this moment for a few seconds.

mobmember_go_wait

d_as01_xxx_0006292.exa.snu

I'll just shut off my heart for moment.

mobmember_go_wait

d_as02_xxx_0006298.exa.snu

I'll just chill out in my glass dome.

buttonreact_negative

d_as01_xxx_0006294.exa.snu

You've damaged my feeling receptors.

buttonreact_negative

d_as02_xxx_00066c7.exa.snu

You have angered foot soldier Omega Zorp Fifteen!

Comic Book Guy

Since Comic Book Guy cannot join the mob from inside the Android's Dungeon, these voicelines go unused.

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

d_cbgy_xxx_00061dd.exa.snu

Prepare for a Superman-esque stomach bump!

d_cbgy_xxx_00061de.exa.snu

I find your defense tactics wanting.

d_cbgy_xxx_00061df.exa.snu

I will set my phaser to destroy.

d_cbgy_xxx_00061e0.exa.snu

I wish I had a phaser.

d_cbgy_xxx_00061e1.exa.snu

Your inferior wish is unfortunately my command.

d_cbgy_xxx_00061e2.exa.snu

Must build instead of criticize.

d_cbgy_xxx_00061e3.exa.snu

I'll be waiting right here, your highness.

d_cbgy_xxx_00061e4.exa.snu

Worst mob leader ever.

d_cbgy_xxx_00061e5.exa.snu

I will celebrate with three pints of Haagen Dazs.

Üter

Since Üter cannot join the mob from inside the Android's Dungeon, these voicelines go unused.

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

d_uter_xxx_000627e.exa.snu

I will make bratwurst of this thing!

d_uter_xxx_000627f.exa.snu

I will make you talk!

d_uter_xxx_0006280.exa.snu

I am passionate about building and eating.

d_uter_xxx_0006281.exa.snu

Oom pah pah... Oom pah pah... Oom pah pah... Omm

d_uter_xxx_0006282.exa.snu

I stand on guard for thee. Oops, that's Canada.

d_uter_xxx_0006283.exa.snu

Is there much cholesterol in gumballs?

d_uter_xxx_0006284.exa.snu

I will sacrifice a caramel to honor our victory.

Chief Wiggum

Since Chief Wiggum cannot join the mob from inside the Police Station, these mob voicelines go unused.

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

d_cwig_xxx_00061d3.exa.snu

My new motto is, "To not protect nor serve."

d_cwig_xxx_00061d4.exa.snu

Who's the pig now? (OINKING LAUGH)

d_cwig_xxx_00061d5.exa.snu

I'll tear into this like it's a cruller.

d_cwig_xxx_00061d6.exa.snu

I am the law!

d_cwig_xxx_00061d7.exa.snu

Oh boy, arts and crafts! Yay!

d_cwig_xxx_00061d8.exa.snu

This is fun - I like being useful!

d_cwig_xxx_00061d9.exa.snu

I'll look for my badge and gun while I wait.

d_cwig_xxx_00061da.exa.snu

Waiting around is just like police work.

d_cwig_xxx_00061db.exa.snu

Yeah, that's how I roll!

Mayor Quimby

Since Mayor Quimby cannot join the mob from inside the Town Hall, these mob voicelines go unused.

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

d_mayr_xxx_0006240.exa.snu

I'll give them the ol' Quimby eye gouge.

d_mayr_xxx_0006242.exa.snu

I'll make this little problem... disappear.

d_mayr_xxx_0006243.exa.snu

Tear down this object!

d_mayr_xxx_0006244.exa.snu

Building something will make a good photo-op.

d_mayr_xxx_0006246.exa.snu

You want me to do nothing? No problem.

d_mayr_xxx_0006247.exa.snu

Am I having dinner with my mistress or my wife?

Aliens#

Unused voice lines for the Rigellians that suggest they were originally meant to walk around Springfield and talk to the player during the Alien Invasion. In-game, they’re always hostile and only speak when they’re attacked (by mob members, since the Simpsons defeat them in one hit) or when the player bumps into them.

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

d_as01_xxx_0005d9e.exa.snu

I miss momma Crelax's Neptune stew!

d_as01_xxx_0005d9f.exa.snu

Some day, when this war's over, I'm opening my own head dome store!

d_as01_xxx_0005da0.exa.snu

We have a strict don't slime don't tell policy!

d_as01_xxx_0005da1.exa.snu

On my planet I'm considered quite beautiful.

d_as01_xxx_0005da2.exa.snu

This place is a dump compared to Rigel 7. Let alone Rigel 8.

d_as01_xxx_0005da3.exa.snu

My tentacles could use some gold bond powder!

d_as01_xxx_0005da4.exa.snu

Imaging having eight armpits! My deodorant budget is out of control!

d_as01_xxx_0005da5.exa.snu

I wear contacts but I'm considering Space-Lasix. Seems safe.

d_as01_xxx_0005da6.exa.snu

I almost forgot that today is my 23rd Slime Day. Happy Slime Day to me.

d_as01_xxx_0005da7.exa.snu

I'm old enough to fight in a war, but too young to drink beer!

d_as01_xxx_0005da8.exa.snu

I worry this Space war was begun on false pretenses!

d_as01_xxx_0005da9.exa.snu

These humans sure are fatter than the last time I visited! Even the kids!

d_as01_xxx_0005daa.exa.snu

I just know Space-Jody is back at home making time with my best gal!

d_as01_xxx_0005dab.exa.snu

It's been two months since I've been on leave!

d_as01_xxx_0005dac.exa.snu

My daddy was an invader, my granddaddy was an invader...

d_as01_xxx_0005dad.exa.snu

My feet hurt. I mean, "tentacles".

d_as01_xxx_0005dae.exa.snu

I had this weird dream where I had two eyes and everything looked "depthy".

d_as01_xxx_0005daf.exa.snu

Man what I wouldn't do to kiss Betty Space-Grable. (GROWL)

d_as01_xxx_0005db0.exa.snu

After the war I'm going to go to Starvard on the GI Bill. Or maybe Startmouth.

d_as01_xxx_0005db1.exa.snu

I feel like being a soldier has kind of de-alienized me.

d_as01_xxx_00057ff.exa.snu

Earth isn't so bad - if you like jerks.

d_as01_xxx_0005800.exa.snu

You can never get a cab in this city.

d_as01_xxx_0005801.exa.snu

I need something to spice up my MySpace page.

d_as01_xxx_0005802.exa.snu

Don't make me chase you. My quads are tight.

d_as01_xxx_0005803.exa.snu

I get off at six o'clock. Want to catch a movie?

d_as01_xxx_0005804.exa.snu

I know I'm an alien, but LeBron James is really out of this world.

d_as01_xxx_0005805.exa.snu

You have offended me and my kind with the crazily low prices at Old Navy!

d_as01_xxx_0005806.exa.snu

I wonder if Blixgrag is gazing at the same star I am.

d_as01_xxx_0005807.exa.snu

I can't wait for St. Patrick's Day!

d_as01_xxx_0005808.exa.snu

Why does everyone think we want the Earth's water supply? Don't be paranoid.

d_as02_xxx_0005dba.exa.snu

This war pits brother against brother! Johnny Yank and Billy Slime!

d_as02_xxx_0005dbb.exa.snu

The sad thing is, I don't even know what this war is about!

d_as02_xxx_0005dbc.exa.snu

And to think those hippie Aliens back home are protesting right now!

d_as02_xxx_0005dbd.exa.snu

The eyeball stew isn't as good here as it is back home!

d_as02_xxx_0005dbe.exa.snu

We need to come up with a racial epithet for you humans! How about "fatties"?

d_as02_xxx_0005dbf.exa.snu

(SINGING) When Gorlax comes marching home again, hurrah! Hurrah!

d_as02_xxx_0005dc0.exa.snu

I'm getting athlete's tentacle something terrible!

d_as02_xxx_0005dc1.exa.snu

I hope my girl isn't back home fooling around with my best friend!

d_as02_xxx_0005dc2.exa.snu

Someday I want to come back here and just sightsee!

d_as02_xxx_0005dc3.exa.snu

Freedom is Slavery! Wait, that's not right.

d_as02_xxx_0005dc4.exa.snu

I wish I had brought my copy of "To Serve Man".

d_as02_xxx_0005dc5.exa.snu

I'm glad they haven't integrated my unit!

d_as02_xxx_0005dc6.exa.snu

I went into cryo-freeze for two centuries for this!?

d_as02_xxx_0005dc7.exa.snu

Maybe I'll take a human bride! That'll surprise mom!

d_as02_xxx_0005dc8.exa.snu

How can destroying be bad, when it feels - so - GOOD!

d_as02_xxx_0005810.exa.snu

On Earth, is it the male or female that initiates DNA replication?

d_as02_xxx_0005811.exa.snu

When I get home, all I want to do is soak in a nice acid bath.

d_as02_xxx_0005812.exa.snu

Take us to your leader. I believe his name is Miss Hoover.

d_as02_xxx_0005813.exa.snu

The humans don't like it when you crack open their skulls.

d_as02_xxx_0005814.exa.snu

You can tell a lot about a planet by how they consume their own urine.

d_as02_xxx_0005815.exa.snu

Seeing all these American women makes me feel fat.

d_as02_xxx_0005816.exa.snu

What the heck is going on? I thought they'd greet us as liberators.

d_as02_xxx_0005817.exa.snu

It's a shame to attack, but they had their chance to kill themselves.

d_as02_xxx_0005819.exa.snu

Earth is such a beautiful place. I've never seen so many tacos.

Character Conversations#

A conversation voiceline for a Rigellian intended to be used during act 2, but due to a bug in the game it skips this line.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

Notes

conv3_ext_act2_04

d_as02_xxx_00065f9.exa.snu

No, it's just that "I Spy" is an Earth game - we don't want to adopt their ways.

Intended to play after "conv3_ext_act2_03" (as01_xxx_00065f7) is used.

A conversation voiceline for Kearney intended to be used during act 3, but due to a bug in the game it skips this line.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

Notes

N/A

d_krny_xxx_000664b.exa.snu

I wish I could transform into a giant car that flies and also kicks everyone 'cause it has kung fu feet!

Intended to play after "dolf_xxx_000664d" is used. What's interesting is that there doesn't seem to be a chatter type associated with this voiceline, and that there's 4 chatter types for the conversation (conv1_ext_act3_##) instead of what should be 5, since there's 5 voicelines for this conversation.

Skinner and Chalmers

An conversation between Superintendent Chalmers and Principal Skinner, but since Skinner only appears inside the school this goes unused.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

conv5_ext_act1_01

d_chal_xxx_000645e.exa.snu

Skinner! I need to speak with you.

conv5_ext_act1_02

d_skin_xxx_0006461.exa.snu

Sir, if this is about my wearing a novelty tie last week I can explain!

conv5_ext_act1_03

d_chal_xxx_000645f.exa.snu

No, you idiot. Debra and I have acquired a new set of patio furniture and we'd like to offer you our old patio furniture.

conv5_ext_act1_04

d_skin_xxx_0006462.exa.snu

Oh, Sir, I'm touched, I don't know what to say.

conv5_ext_act1_05

d_chal_xxx_0006460.exa.snu

Save it. Just flip over the cushion with the colada stain.

conv5_ext_act1_06

d_skin_xxx_0006463.exa.snu

Oh, I'd hug you but I know you don't want me to.

Game Engine#

Voicelines for Professor Frink interacting with the family members.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

Notes

greetings_homer

d_frin_xxx_0004f56.exa.snu

Your girth is astounding!

greetings_homer

d_frin_xxx_0004f57.exa.snu

Homer Simpson, as I live and glayvin!

This is used in the Old-Gen version when talking to Frink after getting the Gummi Homer power.

greetings_bart

d_frin_xxx_0004f5c.exa.snu

Bart, your catchphrases make me weary.

greetings_bart

d_frin_xxx_0004f5d.exa.snu

Greetings, cowabunga person.

greetings_lisa

d_frin_xxx_0004f5a.exa.snu

Hi-ho, little Lisa!

greetings_lisa

d_frin_xxx_0004f5b.exa.snu

Lisa, you're like me, except female and oh-so-petite.

This is used in the Old-Gen version when talking to Frink after getting the Buddha Lightning power.

greetings_marge

d_frin_xxx_0004f58.exa.snu

Your hair is a marvel of engineering!

greetings_marge

d_frin_xxx_0004f59.exa.snu

Ah, Marge! You smell pretty, like hibiscus.

Voicelines for Professor Frink interacting with the family members after completing certain levels.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

prox_episode_post_2h_nvq

d_frin_xxx_0004f66.exa.snu

Nicely played, Lord of the Onion Rings! (SNORTS) Jokes are fun for joking and fun!

prox_episode_post_2m_nvq

d_frin_xxx_000511d.exa.snu

Bravo Marge, you killed thousands of orcs... and your two closest relatives. (UNCOMFORTABLE NOISE)

prox_episode_post_2h_moh

d_frin_xxx_0004f63.exa.snu

Homer, you triumphed in France, which is right next to Belgium!

prox_episode_post_2b_moh

d_frin_xxx_000511c.exa.snu

Nice work Bart -- you foiled Mr. Burns, the evilest man in World War 2!

prox_episode_post_2h_bsh

d_frin_xxx_0005120.exa.snu

Well done, Honorable Homer. You defeated an eight year old boy and a horde of fat nerds!

prox_episode_post_2l_bsh

d_frin_xxx_0005121.exa.snu

Omedetou, Lisa. I hope you recognized all the anime refereces.

prox_episode_post_2l_gts

d_frin_xxx_000511f.exa.snu

Imagine, Lisa, a Grand Theft Scratchy without guns or profanity -- how amazingly boring!

prox_episode_post_2m_gts

d_frin_xxx_000511e.exa.snu

Bravo Marge, you made Grand Theft Scratchy rated E for everyone!

Voicelines for Professor Frink when being talked to.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

buttonreact_random

d_frin_xxx_0004f5e.exa.snu

I love to cuddle, but my turtle bride needs more.

buttonreact_random

d_frin_xxx_0004f5f.exa.snu

Aliens are destroying Springfield, and I find it faintly thrilling.

buttonreact_random

d_frin_xxx_0004f60.exa.snu

Frink feels weird!

buttonreact_random

d_frin_xxx_0004f61.exa.snu

Do androids dream of electric glayvins?

buttonreact_random

d_frin_xxx_0004f62.exa.snu

Have no fear, Frink is in the dwelling.

Voicelines for the 8-Bit Simpsons interacting with the family members after completing certain levels.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

prox_episode_post_2h_nvq

d_hom8_xxx_0005123.exa.snu

Oh Next Gen Homer, you're so good at killing monsters!

prox_episode_post_2h_moh

d_hom8_xxx_0005122.exa.snu

Great work Homer -- you have so many more moves than I do.

prox_episode_post_2h_moh

d_hom8_xxx_0005124.exa.snu

You did it, Homer. Although I didn't understand that level. It reminded me of "Burger Time."

prox_episode_post_2b_moh

d_brt8_xxx_0005129.exa.snu

Aw Man, you got to go to the past and fight a war, while I was stuck here with two Lisas!

prox_episode_post_2l_bsh

d_lis8_xxx_0005128.exa.snu

Oh Lisa, you finished that Japan level with such... political correctness!

prox_episode_post_2l_gts

d_lis8_xxx_0005127.exa.snu

Great job future me! You showed video games can be fun without fighting!

prox_episode_post_2m_nvq

d_mar8_xxx_0005125.exa.snu

Way to kill all those monsters, Marge! I wish I was young and smooth...

prox_episode_post_2m_gts

d_mar8_xxx_0005126.exa.snu

You did it Marge, you dustbusted the raunch out of that town!

Voicelines for the family members interacting with each other, which likely meant the family members were going to walk around the Game Engine instead of following you.

Chatter Type

Filename

Sound

Subtitle

greetings_bart

d_homr_xxx_0004fa1.exa.snu

Hey boy - hit puberty yet?

greetings_lisa

d_homr_xxx_0004fa2.exa.snu

Hi sweetie.

greetings_marge

d_homr_xxx_0004fa0.exa.snu

Hey there, hot stuff.

greetings_homer

d_bart_xxx_0004f88.exa.snu

How's it goin', tons o' fun.

greetings_lisa

d_bart_xxx_0004f8a.exa.snu

You smell.

greetings_marge

d_bart_xxx_0004f89.exa.snu

Not so close, Mom - you're embarrassing me.

greetings_homer

d_lisa_xxx_0004f99.exa.snu

Bonjour, mon père.

greetings_bart

d_lisa_xxx_0004f9b.exa.snu

Bart you sicken me.

greetings_marge

d_lisa_xxx_0004f9a.exa.snu

Hey, Mom.

greetings_homer

d_marg_xxx_0004f8f.exa.snu

My sweet Homie-womie.

greetings_bart

d_marg_xxx_0004f90.exa.snu

My special little guy!

greetings_lisa

d_marg_xxx_0004f91.exa.snu

We ladies have to stick together!