Unused Splatfest Dialogue

This is a sub-page of Splatoon/Unused Text.

To do:
On Inkipedia (the Splatoon wiki), there's more information about regional unused dialogue on individual Splatfest pages (e.g. Callie vs. Marie shows unused text from both the NA and EU versions). For your convenience, here is the list of every Splatfest.

From Art VS. Science onwards, there is text for each team winning, but obviously only one set was used. Currently, only USA texts are here.

America#

Cats VS. Dogs (If Cats had won)

Callie's Dialogue	Marie's Dialogue
“Cats rule! Dogs drool!”	“Aw, man...”
“Nice work, my fellow cat lovers! We did it!”	“Whatever. Cats only won because Judd's the ref!”

Roller Coasters vs. Water Slides (If Water Slides had won)

Callie's Dialogue	Marie's Dialogue
	“Sliders win! You can't thrash the splash!”
“Aw, man...”	“Well sprayed, my sliders! Slide with pride!”
“Nice try, rollers! We'll get 'em next time.”

Marshmallows vs. Hot Dogs (If Hot Dogs had won)

Callie's Dialogue	Marie's Dialogue
	“Team Hot Dog Wins!”
“Doggone it!”	“We cannot be contained! Hot dogs can't be stopped!”
“Relax. It's...literally just a cylinder of meat.”

Autobots vs. Decepticons (If Autobots had won)

Callie's Dialogue	Marie's Dialogue
“Autobots, roll out!”	“Dang it...”
“Nice work, team! I'm sure Optimus would be proud.”	“Whatev, our shirts were way cooler though!”

Art vs. Science (If Science had won)

Callie's Dialogue	Marie's Dialogue
	“Booyah! You just got scienced!”
“Dang it...”	“Scientific method in the hizzouse! Great job, guys.”
“Well played, science nerds.”

Cars vs. Planes (If Planes had won)

Callie's Dialogue	Marie's Dialogue
	“Team Plane soars to victory!”
“Dang it...”	“You so FLYYYY, Team Plane!"
"We'll get 'em next time, drivers.”

Pirates vs. Ninjas (If Ninjas had won)

Callie's Dialogue	Marie's Dialogue
	"Team Ninjaaaaaaa! Ninja stars in your face!”
“Shiver me timbers!”	“A ninja's path...is stained in the ink of her enemies.”
“Yeah. Real deep, Marie.”

Burgers vs. Pizza (If Pizza had won)

Callie's Dialogue	Marie's Dialogue
	"Pizza wins!”
	“You know what this means... PIZZA PARTAY!”
“But I wanted a burger party...”

Naughty vs. Nice (If Nice had won)

Callie's Dialogue	Marie's Dialogue
	"NOICE!”
	“Team Nice wins!”
“Ugh...”	“And they say nice squids finish last. HA!”
“Whatevs...”
“At least I'm getting free coal for my barbecue.”

Snowman vs. Sandcastle (If Snowman had won)

Callie's Dialogue	Marie's Dialogue
“SNOWDUDES ALL UP IN YOUR FACE!”	“Aw, man...”
“Great job, Team Snowbae! I knew we could do it!”

Early Bird vs. Night Owl (If Early Bird had won)

Callie's Dialogue	Marie's Dialogue
“YEEEEAH! The early birds get the worms!”
“And by "worms", I mean Super Sea Snails!”	“Again?! I'm SO sick of losing to you, Callie!”
	“THAT'S IT! No more Miss Nice Squid!”
“Poor choice of words. You lost Naughty vs. Nice too.”	“You're going down next time. This is personal now.”

Callie vs. Marie (If Callie had won)

Callie's Dialogue	Marie's Dialogue
	"HOLY CARP!"
"I WON! I'm the undisputed Splatfest Champion!"
I'd also like to thank Judd, Gramps, and most of all...
Thank you, Marie, for being my best friend.	Congrats, Callie. You earned it.
	SQUID SISTERS FOREVER!
Well, I guess that's it. I'm really gonna miss this.
Now get to the plaza and claim your prize!	Me too, Callie. Me too.

Europe/Oceania#

Rock vs Pop (If Pop had won)

Eating vs. Sleeping (If Sleeping had won)

Callie's Dialogue	Marie's Dialogue
	“Go Team Sleeping!”
“Ah, the bitter taste of defeat...”	“Great work, sleepers and dreamers!”
“Team Eating, I'll see you in the food court...”

North Pole vs. South Pole (If North Pole had won)

Callie's Dialogue	Marie's Dialogue
“Yay! Go Father Squidmas and his magical seahorses!”	“There's no such thing as flying seahorses!”
“Great job, North Pole peeps!”	“Not to worry, penguin fans. Next time, eh?”

Singing vs. Dancing (If Dancing had won)

Messy vs. Tidy

Cats vs. Dogs

Zombies vs. Ghosts

Fancy Dress Party vs. Black Tie Party

Callie's Dialogue	Marie's Dialogue
	“Yay! Team Fancy Dress were just too creative!”
“I should have bought fewer jewels and more bombs...”	“Great work, costume fans!”
“You're all still stars in my eyes, Team Black Tie!”

World Tour vs. Space Adventure (If Space Adventure had won)

Callie's Dialogue	Marie's Dialogue
	“Team Go Into Space reaches for the stars!”
“I guess everyone on my team was on holiday...”
“But really, how could you betray Earth like that?”	“I like Earth. I just think it's cuter from a distance.”

Callie vs. Marie (If Callie had won)

Callie's Dialogue	Marie's Dialogue
“YES! In your face! The best team wins!”	“At least you're a gracious winner...”
“Cal-lie, Cal-lie, Cal-lie! ♪”	“Don't worry, Marie fans! I still love you all!”
“Anyway, don't forget to grab your prizes as usual!”	“That's it from us. Squid Sisters out!”

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