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Cartoon Network Soundboard

Cartoon Network Soundboard is a Flash-based soundboard with various voice lines from Cow & Chicken and Ed, Edd n Eddy, and leftovers for unfinished soundboards from other shows.

Dexter's Lab Soundboard#

Only the Cow & Chicken and Ed, Edd n Eddy soundboards are accessible from the main screen, but the swf has an unfinished Dexter's Lab soundboard. Based on the icons there were apparently going to be lines from Dexter's Dad, but there are only audio files for Dexter.

Sounds#

There are 13 unused audio files, all of which are Dexter voice lines.

Sound

Label

Transcript

Buffoon

"Please make this towering buffoon disappear out of my lab."

Amaze my self

"Sometimes I amaze even myself."

At Last!!!

"At last!"

Asolute Quiet

"I am doing very delicate research, I need absolute quiet!"

Animal Stuff

"I don't do that animal stuff, sister."

Brain gone

"There are times when I think my brain is just about... gone!"

All mine

"It is mine... it is all mine!"

Cant fly

"I'll bet you can't even fly."

A Laboratory

"A laboratory."

Cookie

"DeeDee please don't, no, DeeDee no! DeeDee, how about a cookie?"

Battle mode

"Battle mode!"

Computer Activate

"Computer, activate."

Any Idea

"Have you any idea what you have done?"

Sprites#

The game would cycle between these three sprites of Dexter on the Dexter's Lab soundboard.

Ed, Edd n Eddy Lines#

There is text for lines from Ed, Edd n Eddy that didn't make it onto the final sound board. The text is all present on the soundboard, but outside the bottom of the edge of the frame. You can see them by resizing the flash player window.

Ed#

Ed - There we go.
Ed - I'm smarter than a sign! Look at me!
Ed - I'm a truck 10-4!
Ed - Baron O' Beefdip is pleased now!
Ed - Fruits of the earth!
Ed - Guys help me!
Ed - Do you smell buttered toast?
Ed - Position and pose starts by fanning your toes and placing your left foot right.
Ed - I sneezed.

Jonny#

Jonny - Nice try Eddy.
Jonny - Come out come out wherever you are! For crying out loud!
Jonny - Where's Teddy Treebark?
Jonny - Plank photocopied his butt!
Jonny - You gotta blink sometime you rascal you.
Jonny - Hand over my pal!
Jonny - Hey Eddy! Plank says you owe him a buck for the ride!

Kevin#

Kevin - Haha! The dorks fakin' puberty!
Kevin - Hahaha, losers!
Kevin - That's for gobbin' all over my bike dork!
Kevin - This is a rocket car?

May#

May - How sweet!

Rolf#

Rolf - Dorks do not quack Kevin.
Rolf - Rolf cannot hear one peep!

Marie#

Marie - Blah blah blah, quit showin' off Lee!

References#


  1. Title screen↩︎
  2. https://flashmuseum.org/cartoonnetwork-soundboard/↩︎