the cutting room mirror

Shorbert Sweet (The Succ-U-Bus)

This is a sub-page of Starship Titanic/Unused Audio.

Shorbert Sweet (The Succ-U-Bus)#

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*phlegmy noises* Excuse me. I've got a bit of bilious buildup in my throat.

While the first section can be heard when transporting items, the rest of this line is unused.

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I'm not happy, y'know. I'm not happy...

He's not 'appy.

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Alright.

Alright.

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Sorry, *unintelligible*—

Abruptly-ending line.

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Y'know what? My breath really stinks, it doe—

Another one.

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Chicken's best—

And again.

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Gimme chicken; don't put no muck on it this time!

Presumably meant to be said on a visit to Shorbet after having previously given him some sauce-covered chicken.

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Yetcha–

Unknown. Possibly another cut-off line.

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Go on.

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*mwahh* That was lovely. Give me another!

Possibly another chicken-related line?

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I want more of that. Do you hear me? More!

As above.

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*mwahh* Ohhh, that was nice.

As above.

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Well, give me more.

As above.

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Well, give me another one.

As above.

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Oh. I need to have that fixed!

Unknown scenario.

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Well, don't do it again! It was horrible!

Presumably a feather-related line.

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I don't like nothing fancy.

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You're a bit of a smart-ass, aren't you? Nobody likes a smart-ass.

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This work's too old for me.

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What was that you just stuffed down me throat?

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Yes? I can't wait all day!

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Here you are, then!

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Well, go on then. Take it out of the tray!

Shorbert doesn't get upset if you wait.

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Right. That's it. I'm closed.

As above.

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Not that one!

Unknown scenario.

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The one above it!

Unknown scenario.

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The one below it!

Unknown scenario.

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The one next to it!

Unknown scenario.

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If I don't know where to send it, I can't send it, can I?

You 'can' actually send something without a code, but it goes to see... Mother.

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How should I know where to send it?

As above.

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Don't you take the mickey, or I'll shut.

Shorbert can't shut his lid on his own.

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I'm going to count to three, and then I'm gonna close. Alright... One. Two. Three.

As above.

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If you don't hurry up, I'll send it to the bilge room!

Shorbert won't automatically send an item, except for chicken. (Well, sort of.)

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You haven't met Mother, have you?

Unused Mother-related line.

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You'll enjoy... Mother.

...As above.

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If you like me, you'll like Mother... a lot. If you don't like me, you won't like Mother... a lot.

As above.

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You'll enjoy Mother... and Mother will enjoy... you.

As above...

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Give us a room number, then!

Shorbert doesn't care if you do or don't give him a code.

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Chevron! Use a chevron!

As above.

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Come on, pull your finger out.

Unknown scenario.

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One at a time, one at a time!

Unknown scenario.

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There's nothing to receive.

Unused receive line.

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If there's nothing being sent, there's nothing for you to get, is there?

Unused receive line.

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There's nothing there!

Unused receive line.

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If there's nothing there, you won't get nothing.

Unused receive line.

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Nothing will come of nothing, will it?

Unused receive line.

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See? Nothing!

Unused receive line.

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Nothing here. Nothing here. Nothing. Here. Nothing here.

Unused receive line.

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About bleedin' time! It's been cloggin' me up a bit, I can tell you!

Unknown, probably an unused receive line.

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That's too big for me. Get the BellBot to take it.

There's nothing that the player can hold but the Succ-U-Bus cannot send.

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I can't take something... that size, big boy.

As above.

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I didn't say that.

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I'm a busy bottom. Sorry! ...Bot.

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Didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't.

Unused follow-on line for a "Did not", "Did too" loop.

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*unintelligible* didn't, and no return.

As above.

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Hoo-bloody-ray. At last.

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That hurt my throat, it did. *gagging noises*

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Con, and never called me Mother.

Strangely, the BarBot uses exactly the same words in one of his lines while short-circuited.

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Brobostigon.

Shorbert seems to shy away from talking about Brobostigon in-game, most likely because of the... specific way he died. He will talk about Scraliontis and Leovinus, though.

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D'Astragar.

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The LiftBot.

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The Maitre d'Bot.

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Me.

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No.

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No!

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No...!

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No.

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Ass—

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A.

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Speak up.

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Did you space?

Space?

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What did you say?

Related to above and below.

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Don't you spacin' me!

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You what?

You wot.

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You say something?

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The First Class restroom.

Unused room location lines.

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Your First Class stateroom.

Unused room location lines.

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Your Second Class stateroom.

Unused room location lines.

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A Second Class stateroom.

Unused room location lines.

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The Bottom of the Well.

Unused room location lines.

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The Bilge Room.

Unused room location lines.

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The Grand Axial Canal, Second Class.

Unused room location lines. Note that the second class canal can never be entered during gameplay.

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The Creator's Chamber.

Unused room location lines.

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The Elevator.

Unused room location lines.

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The Music Room.

Unused room location lines.

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The Promenade Deck.

Unused room location lines.

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The Sculpture Chamber.

Unused room location lines.

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The SGT lobby.

Unused room location lines.

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The SGT restaurant.

Unused room location lines. It's unknown why this is picked specifically given that the SGT restaurant is pretty much just a cupboard in the SGT lobby.

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Your SGT room.

Unused room location lines.

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Sweet.

Shorbert's last name.

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Super-Galactic Traveller Class. It's a bit of a put-on, isn't it? *laughter*

What SGT stands for.

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You.

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Yours truly.

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Okay, now we've got that out of the way, can we get on?

Unknown scenario.

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Okay, in you go.

Possibly intended for the Send Yourself system.

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I really hate that parrot!

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How do you do anything in life? Press the right buttons!

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Better an empty house than a bad tenant.

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I can't do living creatures. Not without... the bit.

An alternate version of a used line referring to the Send Yourself PlugIn. This is also untrue, because the Succ-U-Bus happily sent the Parrot and Brobostigon. (Sort of sent him, anyway.)

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Ahhh... the parrot. I'll enjoy this!

Unused line specifically for placing the parrot in the tray.

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Ahhh... chicken! I love a good plain, roasted chicken!

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I only got a very small brain, you know?

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How would I know? I can't even see them from here!

Unknown scenario.