Treasures

This is a sub-page of Wario Land: Shake It!/English Translation Differences.

The Sweet Stuff#

Treasure Name	US Description	European Description
Six-Week-Old Curry	The pirate galley cook recommends curry be aged properly before eating.	Any pirate chef will tell you that curry needs to be aged properly before eating.
Fickle Compass	This compass points north. Or whatever other direction takes its fancy.	Points north, except when it doesn't. But what else could it be pointing to?

Ratl Ruins#

Treasure Name	US Description	European Description
Full-Body Goggles/Terracotta Suit	Ordinary goggles only protect the eyes. Ordinary goggles are for chumps.	Provides full-body protection, but makes it somewhat difficult to blend into a crowd.
Crystal Skull	...From a crystal...man?	From a crystal man? If you could find the rest of him you'd be rich!
Ancient Digital Watch/Gold Dust Hourglass	Hard to read and too bulky to wear on your wrist, but at least its battery never runs out.	How extravagant! You could lose yourself for hours watching its glittering sands fall...
Recyclable Bottle/Spring Water	This bottle can be returned to the store to get your deposit back!	Purified water from Foulwater Falls. Refreshing!
Silver Armor/Silver Armour	Armor forged of pure silver. Stylish? You bet. Practical? Not in the slightest.	Armour forged of pure silver. Stylish? Absolutely. Practical? Not in the slightest.
One Heavy Spear/Very Heavy Spear	This would probably hurt a lot if you got hit with it. But you'll have to lift it first.	This would hurt a lot, but someone would have to be strong enough to lift it first.
Moonstone	This rock probably came from the moon. I mean...just look at it!	This rock probably came from the moon. I mean, just look at it!
Manly Moai	It's hard to compete with the manliness of a guy made completely of stone.	It's hard to compete with the manliness of a man made completely of stone.
Golden Tissues	You don't know what luxury is until you blow your nose on a piece of 24K gold.	You simply haven't experienced luxury until you blow your nose on a sheet of 24-carat gold.
Oasis in a Teapot/Bottomless Teapot	This amazing teapot never runs out of water. You'll have to supply your own tea, though.
Imperial Boxers	Originally belonged to a gullible and naked emperor. Check out those regal polka dots!	The emperor's new underclothes. Check out the regal crown motif. And polka dots!
Wario's Dustcloth/Wario's Duster	Wario's embroidered dustcloth. Who puts this in a treasure chest?	Wario's embroidered duster. Who put this in a treasure chest?
Something Important/The Most Important Thing	Somebody said that this is really important or something. What's the big deal?	There's a subtle lesson to be learned here.

Wiggly Wilds#

Treasure Name	US Description	European Description
Baobab Wood Pacifier/Baobab Wood Dummy	Pacifier fashioned from the wood of a rare tree. Preferred by 9 out of 10 babies.	Dummy fashioned from the wood of a rare tree. Keeps 9 out of 10 babies quiet.
Empty Piggy Bank	Worthless now, but fill it with coins and BAM! Instant treasure!	Worthless now, but fill it with coins and hey presto! Instant treasure!
Stuffed Wildebeest	How does it manage to look both cute AND threatening?	How does it manage to look both cute and threatening?
Peach Sandals	Sandals previously worn by a princess. They smell good. Suspiciously good.	Sandals previously worn by a princess. They smell peachy!
Turtleskin Hat/Sea Turtle Shell	This attractive and durable hat offers complete protection from falling acorns.	The shell of a turtle that lived for 10,000 years. Nice, but what are you supposed to do with it?
Mermaid Scale	A single scale from a mythical mermaid. One more and you can make some earrings!	A single scale from a mythical mermaid. One more and you can make some nice earrings!
Bangin'-Together Rocks/Lucky Flint	Rocks that you can bang together for noisy fun. You might even make a spark!	If you have these sparked over your shoulder as you leave the house, good fortune will be yours!
Combustible Top	Spins so fast that it sets itself on fire! Sadly, you can only play with it the one time.	Spins so fast that it sets itself on fire! Sadly, you can only play with it once.
Hypno-Specs/Hypno-Spex	Hypnotize your friends! Hypnotize your enemies! Basically, just hypnotize everybody!	Hypnotise your friends! Hypnotise your enemies! Just hypnotise everybody, basically.
Diamond Ski Mask/Diamond Balaclava	You know what the problem with ski masks is? Too many eye holes, not enough diamonds.	You know what the problem with balaclavas is? Too many eye holes, not enough diamonds.
Solid-Gold Shuttlecock/Golden Shuttlecock	Play badminton the way the wealthiest emperors play it. You're worth it.
Saphfire	A rare gem enrobed in blue flame. Pretty, but uncomfortable to wear as jewelry.	A rare gem enrobed in blue flame. Looks nice, but uncomfortable to wear as jewellery.
Lion-Mane Wig	Like everyone, you've always wanted to look more like a lion. Admit it. Go on.	Haven't you always wanted to look more like a lion? Go on, admit it!
Moon Light	Illuminate your desk with light from a real chunk of moon! May smell of cheese, though.	Now you can enjoy romantic moonlight any time, anywhere!
B.C. Bongo/Prehistoric Bongo	The first bongo drums were made of rock. Lousy sound, but they sure were durable.	The first bongo drums were made of rock. They sound awful, but they're built to last!

Rocking Range#

Treasure Name	US Description	European Description
Hotter Sauce	Hotter than any normal hot sauce. No, hotter than that. Hotter. Keep going...	Hotter than normal hot sauce. No, hotter than that. Hotter. Keep going... No, that's too hot.
Diamond Lightbulb/Diamond Light Bulb	A lightbulb carved from a huge diamond. You'll be sad when it burns out, though.	A light bulb carved from a huge diamond. You'll be sad when it burns out, though.
Fossilized Drumstick/Fossilised Drumstick	You know what was tasty? Dinosaur meat. It's really hard to find fresh these days.
Gold-Handled Bucket	How can you improve on the utilitarian design of a bucket? With a big ol' hunk of gold!	How can you improve on the utilitarian design of a bucket? With a giant hunk of gold!
Gold Press-on Nails/Old Gold Coins	Solid-gold fake nails with an adorable kitty design. Rich people loooove kitties!	Often collected by aristocrats who look down on new money.
Energy Drink	Looks like cough syrup. Tastes kind of like cough syrup, too. Wait a minute...	Looks like cough medicine. Tastes a lot like cough medicine, too. Wait a minute...
Pink Diamond	So shiny! So pink! Is there anything lovelier that you can pull from deep under the ground?	So shiny! So pink! Is there anything lovelier that you could pull from deep underground?
Mirror Crystal Ball/Crystal Mirrorball	Finally, a way to simultaneously tell fortunes and host disco parties!
Spyfruit/Mr Orange and Mr Berry	Extremely rare fruit trained in espionage and counterintelligence.	Unique fruits trained in espionage and counter-intelligence.
Train Timetable	A schedule for the Derailed Express. Huh. It's scheduled to derail at 4:15. Weird.	A schedule for the Derailed Express. It's scheduled to derail at 09:29. Weird.
24K Baseball Bat/Golden Baseball Bat	The few players that actually use these do surprisingly well. Maybe it distracts pitchers?

Jiggle Jungle#

Treasure Name	US Description	European Description
Piranha Dentures	Sturdily made dentures that can bite through the hardest of peanut brittles.	Sturdily-made dentures that can bite through the hardest of gobstoppers.
Eye of the Storm	Tired of the rain? Just poke this treasure right in the eye, and it's nothing but blue skies.	Tired of the rain? With this in your hand, you'll always have blue skies!
Ammoniteless Shell	There used to be a cool creature living in this thing, but it's gone now. Lame.	There used to be a cool creature living in this thing, but it's gone now. Shame.
Rainbow Toucan	Some birds fly so high that they become rainbows. This bird is just wearing makeup.	Some birds fly so high that they become rainbows. This bird is just wearing make-up.
Bottle of Toad Oil	Freshly pressed toad oil. Also available in a new bullfrog flavor. Yum!	Freshly-pressed toad oil. Also available in a new bullfrog flavour. Yum!
Pot Full o' Mystery/Strange Vase	Come on, just look at the thing! That is one mysterious pot!	This thing just looks weird.
Dung Beetle Pendant/Scarab Pendant	Jeweled pendant of a dung beetle. Why? Seriously, why?	A jewelled dung beetle pendant. Smells surprisingly nice.
Solid-Gold Flyer/Golden Flyer	An ancient flyer made of the finest gold. Advertising used to be classier.	An ancient flyer made of 24-carat gold. Advertising used to be classier.
Venus Guytrap Seed	Grow your own Venus Guytrap! You know...in case you need to trap some guys.	Grow your own Venus Guytrap! You know, in case you need to trap some guys.
Muscleman Suit	Rule the beach with these chiseled plastic pecs and a 100 percent natural fiber wig!	Rule the beach with these chiselled plastic pecs and a 100% natural fibre wig!
Emerald Melon	A cruel hoax against melon enthusiasts. Don't try to eat it; it will only lead to heartbreak.	A cruel hoax against melon enthusiasts. Trying to eat it may break your heart. And teeth.
Air Guitar	Rock out anywhere and anytime with this nonexistent axe. WHOOOOO!	Rock out anywhere and any time with this nonexistent axe. WHOOOOO!
Flying Floor Pillow/Rocket Rug	Seats four and has the smoothest ride in town. Fuel economy, on the other hand...

Quiver Cliffs#

Treasure Name	US Description	European Description
Last Mahjong Tile/Mahjong Tile	No, like the LAST one. Where did all the others go?	Find 143 more and you've got a complete set!
Dragon Whisker/Dragon's Whisker	Part of a dragon's mustache! How cool is that?	Plucked from a dragon's moustache. Whoever did that deserves a round of applause!
Pirate's Eye Patch/Pirate's Eyepatch	Is it possible to patch too many of your eyes? ...Nah.	Looks the part, but this pirate seems to have been missing the point somewhat.
Message in a Bottle	"Send help! I'm trapped in a bottle factory! Right next door to the fortune-cookie place!"	"Help! I'm trapped in a bottle factory! The factory is slowly filling up with water!"
Hot Dog	This little fellow manages to be adorable and mouthwatering at the same time.	This little fellow manages to be adorable and mouth-watering at the same time.
Crown of Ice	A regal crown made of arctic ice. Be careful; wearing it induces ice-cream headaches.	A regal crown made of arctic ice. Be careful, wearing it induces brainfreeze.
Vampire's Mirror/Undead Mirror	Shows you yourself as a vampire. Vampires don't have reflections, so it's always blank.	Shows you as a vampire. Let's see... Hey, there's nothing there! Is this thing broken?
Pandora's Box	Under no circumstances should you open this. But I'll bet there's neat stuff in there...	Under no circumstances should you open this. But there's probably some nice stuff in there...
Collapsible Telescope	Pirates never need binoculars.	Pirates never need binoculars. Think about it.
Nice Cup of Green Tea/Cup of Green Tea	For a quick pick-me-up, there's no better treasure. It also makes you look classy.	Oh! A tea stalk is standing up straight! They say that brings you luck for the rest of the day!
Tiger-Eye	A rare jewel shaped like an eerie eyeball. All-seeing and all-creepy.	A rare jewel shaped like an eerie eyeball. All-seeing and altogether disturbing.
Santa's Sled/Santa's Sleigh	Not only the fastest sled around, the fastest vehicle of any kind, ever. Ever.	Not only the fastest sleigh around, but the fastest vehicle of any kind, ever. Ever!
Frozen Mammoth	This mammoth looks cold. Maybe I'll knit him a sweater.	This mammoth looks cold. He could do with a woolly jumper... Oh. Right.
Ever-Ice	Ice that stays frozen forever! Try a bit in your favorite frosty beverage.	Ice that stays frozen forever! Try a bit in your favourite chilled beverage.
Magic Lamp	This lamp issues a thick smoke when rubbed. That's all it does. What were you expecting?	This lamp issues a thick smoke when rubbed. That's all. What were you expecting?
Therapeutic Music Box	No one could remain stressed with this thing playing in the background. No one, I tell you!	No one could remain stressed with this playing in the background. Except maybe for dogs.