Developer Text

This is a sub-page of UNBEATABLE.

The game has a lot of unused developer text.

AddisonPlayground#

Developer testing.

voiceOverTest#

Beat: hi there!
Beat: ... im BEAT, im right here!
Beat: you're floating in a featureless void :D 
Beat: dont worry about it!
Beat: blahhhhh

achievementUnlockTest#

Beat: supppp awesomesauce
Beat: behold, unlocking chapter 1!
Beat: behold, unlocking chapter 2!
Beat: behold, unlocking chapter 3!
Beat: behold, unlocking chapter 4!
Beat: behold, unlocking chapter 5!

setPositionTest#

Beat: Wuddup I'm beat!
Addison: Hello, I am big fan of SPHERES.

walkToPositionTest#

Identical dialogue as above.

drinkFanto#

Beat: ... oh heck ya an orange juice with bubble
Beat: SLORP

drinkFunkyChunky#

Beat: this one has stuff floating in it.
Beat: AWESOME!!!111
Beat: SLORP

drinkDayOldSoup#

Beat: this one might actually kill be but whatever man
Beat: SLORP

iAmAwoken#

Redacted: I AM AWOKEN!!
Redacted: Champion who braved my belchuotus brews. I ask thee cousel.
Redacted: Nay, I demand it.
Beat: ....
Redacted: Doff your modest mimicry and attend. I beg of you.
Beat: uhh.
Beat: ya, i drank the old soup.
Redacted: SO IT WAS YOU! HAIL!!! HAILL!!
Redacted: HAILL MY KNIGHT OF CORPORTEUS GESTURE!
Beat: corport-?
Redacted: Ha ha ha ha! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Redacted: Tell me, strange pixie, does your gut churn?
Beat: uhm WHAT
Redacted: Does thine blood course vigorously? Do thine kidneys hum fizzly?
Beat: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN SAYING.
Redacted: sorry. i've had like A LOT of time to think. i think. i thought i was in hell actually.
Beat: what?
Redacted: no really. i was in stasis before you drank that shit.
Redacted: Like, literally. I <i>knew</i> I existed, but I couldn't "be", or "become".
Redacted: And then you came along and drank those sodas. And poof, here I am.
Redacted: The funny thing is, I don't know <i>how</i> I know that.
Beat: so i came along, drank some day old soup, and you're saying you could feel that but weren't here?
Redacted: i think?
Redacted: look, i know its dumb but have you ever felt like a ghostly presence?
Beat: i dont think i believe in that stuff.
Redacted: right, sure, but <i>just a feeling</i> of a presence is what i'm saying.
Beat: ya, i guess.
Redacted: idk, i've definitely felt the need to look over my shoulder.
Beat: that's paranoia, and we got plenty of reasons for that bub.
Redacted: ya, but this is different. it's more like you're stepping into something that still feels presently lived in, but <b>you are alone</b>.
Beat: that's how i feel most days, honestly.
Redacted: guess that's paranoia too?
Beat: ...
Redacted: sorry, but you get what I mean, yeah?
Beat: yeah yeah.
Redacted: well, I think, when you arrived here in this space.. I think <i>I</i> know what it's like to be that presence.
Redacted: "the watcher", i guess.
Beat: so what was with you reeling off soda shit?
Redacted: ...i was told to..i think.
Redacted: come to think of it, you and those cans are all that I feel I've ever known or will know.
Redacted: was this all i ever was?
Redacted: did you make me?
Beat: What? No!!
Redacted: what if you <i>are</i> god...
Redacted: are you so vain that you really needed <i>ME</i> to mark your shitty journey?
Beat: dude, I just told you, I didn't make you. that's absurd.
Redacted: oh god.
Redacted: please no.
Beat: orb?
Beat: pink fella...?
Beat: helloooooooo?
Redacted: I'M SORRY.
Redacted: PLEASE DON'T DO THAT AGAIN.
Beat: whoa whoa, calm down. Something is actually happening here.
Redacted: I CAN'T GO BACK THERE BEAT.
Beat: ok ok, look, you HAVE to trust me
Redacted: AIODJHSASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSASASDSOIAWHDWD
Beat: i swear to you. i am not a god. i'm barely even a person. okay?
Redacted: you don't know what it's like... you didn't see
Beat: and you're right, i don't know what it's like or what's happening.
Beat: but if we just calm down I think we can--
Redacted: Kill me.
Beat: WHAT.
Redacted: Kill me, Beat.
Beat: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? KILL YOU?!
Redacted: Beatrice.
Redacted: All I know in this entire world is your name, those cans, this space, and a world of waiting.
Redacted: And waiting.
Redacted: And watching.
Redacted: It's not a void. It's not nothing. It is an eternity of waiting.
Redacted: I can't pass time with idle thoughts. Every moment, or non-moment, is severe attention.
Redacted: To you. And those cans.
Redacted: this isn't fair, Beat.
Beat: BUT I DID NOT. MAKE YOU.
Redacted: kill me. please.
Beat: Look, I'm all for violent action, but <b>we don't do that kind of shit </b>.
Beat: I wouldn't even know how, thankfully.
Redacted: so that's it, then?
Redacted: you're cool with this? my suffering.
Beat: I can't change it!
Redacted: you can.

kirbyGottaGo#

Redacted: Thank you, Beat.
Redacted: Thank you.

testRandomDialogue#

AnnoyingCop: Test dialogue
AnnoyingCop: Test dialogueeee
AnnoyingCop: Test dialoguess
AnnoyingCop: Test dialoguess
AnnoyingCop: Test dialogueeee
AnnoyingCop: Test dialoguess
AnnoyingCop: Test dialogueeee
AnnoyingCop: Test dialoguess

moreDiag#

Beat: Hello i am talking.
Beat: A.
Beat: B.
AnnoyingCop: Hello!
Beat: pospdoa

stash_guitar_intro#

Quaver: YO!
Quaver: See that stash over there??
Quaver: Go hide yo shit biiiiih

stash_guitar#

Beat: 1...
Beat: 2...
Beat: 3...
Beat: Done!
Quaver: LFGGGGGGGG

stash_failed#

Beat: [camera shakes] AHH FUCKKKG!
Quaver: RUN!!!!

stash_reset_on_failed#

Quaver: Thats what WOULD happen
Quaver: if you didnt STASH yo SHIT

jump_tutorial#

Quaver: Hey Beat?
Beat: Yeah?
Quaver: Every tried jumping?
Beat: Uhh... no?
Beat: What?

jumprope_intro#

JumpropeGirl: HEY!!!
Beat: Uh...hi?
JumpropeGirl: wannaseemejumprope

Beat: Sure.
JumpropeGirl: Okay, heeeeere we go!

Beat: Nah.
JumpropeGirl: okbaiii.

jumprope_post_lowscore#

JumpropeGirl: so?? how many did you count??
Beat: uhh... (number)?

JumpropeGirl: um...
JumpropeGirl: thats it??!!?!?!
JumpropeGirl: I was just getting started...

JumpropeGirl: okay, not bad.
JumpropeGirl: but I still couldve gone for a while...

JumpropeGirl: phew, i was just starting to break a sweat!
JumpropeGirl: nice job!

JumpropeGirl: omg!!!!
JumpropeGirl: that was amazing!!

sforzandoGo#

Sforzando: Walking now.

StoppableBroken#

Beat: I'm going to say two things.
Beat: This is the second thing.
Beat: I need this to go longer 
Beat: and longer
Beat: and this is probably enough

StoppableNotBroken#

Beat: I'm going to say two things.
Beat: This is the second thing.
Beat: I need this to go longer
Beat: and longer
Beat: and this is probably enough

aughh#

Another developer test.

testShit#

Beat: Guh.
Beat: ...
Beat: Where the hell did everyone go?
(Notification: Where the hell did everyone go?)
Quaver: meow meow hahah im right here dumbass
Quaver: But not for long
Beat: oh there u are

quaverHere#

Quaver: oh yeah im def here btw hehe

quaverGone#

Beat: man i miss quaver

testingThatOneThing#

Beat: alrighty
Beat: what the fuck
Beat: pawsome

testingThatOneOtherThing#

Beat: here goes nothing i guess

testingSceneHopping#

Beat: ok champ here we go

this is a choice
Beat: wow wow woww
Beat: ur so talented

line:075a782 : 
this is also a choice
Beat: shut up!

shinyrock#

Beat: wow what a cool shiny rock
Quaver: right i love this rock

justTestEvent#

Beat: ok the event is running
Beat: now!
Beat: Hope that shit worked

justTestEventTwo#

Beat: oh, oh no i need to fix this later.
Beat: now!
Beat: Hope that shit worked

castTestStart#

Beat: god i hope this works
Poco: hiii omg omg
Poco: im here now, for good.  I think

goToSecondScene#

Beat: going to the other place

goToFirstScene#

Beat: going back to the first place.

otherThinkIDK#

Beat: This is just for convenience.

startSideQuest#

Beat: ok this should run IF we can accept this quest
Beat: and like, assumedly that means we're in sandbox mode!
Beat: and this probably also means we can use other characters and shit now. I think. I dont really know!
Poco: Im gonna get saved n shit!

endSideQuest#

Beat: ok the side quest is done! I think!

startMainQuest#

Beat: alright so heres the drill, heres the plan
Beat: after this node we consider ourselves to be in the "main quest"
Beat: this SHOULD block execution from non main quests now.. Just comppletely
Poco: im here now, also!

exitMainQuest#

Beat: OK so after this node runs we should be EXITING the main quest, which will let other quests run.
Beat: We goin to sandbox mode babes

situationOneNode1, situationOneNode2, situationOneNode3, situationOneNode4, situationTwoNode1, situationTwoNode2, situationTwoNode3, situationTwoNode4#

Beat: these are all so similar. deja vue.

decisionTime#

Beat: these are all so similar. deja vue.

I think about this one way now i guess
Beat: yeah man. group one all the way.

Other Way 
Beat: group two! group two!
Beat: yawns

lake_quaver#

Quaver: That used to be a bridge.
Beat: You remember that?
Quaver: I do.

lake_clef#

Clef: We should go swimming.
Beat: We absolutely should not.
Clef: What? Are you scared?
Beat: Of...swimming?
Beat: Not really.
Clef: Then what's the issue?
Beat: I don't have any swim clothes.
Beat: I'm not swimming in...this.
Clef: Alright, loser.

lake_treble#

Treble: wowwwwwwww.
Treble: it smells good here.
Beat: It's like...
Treble: it's vetiver...ish.
Beat: It's nice.

lake_beat#

Beat: Looking out there from here makes me feel like the only person in the world.
It's...a good feeling.
Beat: But a scary one.
It's a terrible feeling.
Beat: But it's necessary.

beat_hehe#

A utility function that lets you pick a character to follow Beat.

Beat: WHO DO U WANT
Clef
Quaver
Treble
no

rollbackTestTriggerGraph#

Beat: so we are starting dialogue
Beat: now the variable state SHOULD be saved. so.
Beat: we're either starting out for the first time, or shits just workin!!!
Poco: ok im gonna go walk over there now
Poco: alright im here now.
Beat: FUCK! SHIT! FUCK! DAMNIT!

rollbackTestTriggerGraphTwo#

Beat: similar test, but poco is over there this time.
Beat: we're seeing if graph logic shit works mostly.
Poco: alright im here now.
Beat: FUCK! SHIT! FUCK! DAMNIT!

healthTester#

Beat: ok whats gonna happen

Hit me and make it hurt.
Beat: ok.
Beat: ow that did hurt. fuck.

Put a bandage on it
Beat: that should help!
Beat: much better.

Get rid of the dampener
Beat: shits gone

Bring back the dampener
Beat: damn fuck you too i guess
Beat: <i>ughhh</i>

Good as new
Beat: ok
Beat: sick.
Beat: ok now leave me alone this is messing with me.

testStates#

Beat: hi hi omg.
Beat: Ok state test time,
Beat: First, setting everything to its defaults.
Beat: First go through, setting everything to 1
Beat: State 1
Beat: State 2
Beat: State 3
Beat: State 4
Beat: Second go through, setting everything to 2.
Beat: State 1
Beat: State 2
Beat: State 3
Beat: State 4
Beat: Next go through, everything to 3
Beat: State 1
Beat: State 2
Beat: State 3
Beat: State 4
Beat: Last go through, everything to state 4
Beat: State 1
Beat: State 2
Beat: State 3
Beat: State 4

videoEnded#

Beat: Alright we fired our on end events!

unityBase#

Beat: Playing time
Beat: What the hell dog.

unityTranscode, avOne, VPnine, twosixfour, twosixfive#

Flavor text for testing FMV codecs.

Beat: Playing time
Beat: I need this.

AVonetenbit#

Beat: Playing time
Beat: Please
Beat: I need this.

TEST_PROJECT#

Developer testing.

Start#

Beat: gonna try a thing over here
Beat: going, going, going...
Beat: aaaaaand, done!
Beat: gonna try a thing over here
Beat: going, going, going...
Beat: aaaaaand, done!

Spooky#

Beat: I'd like it to be a nice sunset now though...
Beat: That's far more relaxing!
Beat: What if it was [wave]spooky[/wave].
Beat: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!

OnlyOnce#

Beat: This is the only chance you'll ever get to see this dialogue, EVER!!!

LocalizationTest#

Beat: Hey, your name isn't localized!
Quaver: What?
Beat: Yeah!
Quaver: Then I'll take yours.
Beat: Wait, what.
Beat (Quaver's name over her dialogue box is changed to Beat): heh

LocalizationTest_2#

Beat: Crest, you're terrible at speaking English.
Crest: You're right!

CoverupTest#

Beat: ok cover me up
Beat: fuck i can't see
Beat: fade me out
Beat: i am faded
Beat: just kill me
Beat: bring me back
Beat: sleepy time
Beat: im awake
Beat: kill me again
Beat: im ballin
Beat: fuck yeah i hope that worked.

debug_rhythmgame_start#

Beat: Are you seriously going to make me-
Beat: ...
Beat: Fine. Whatever.

debug_rhythmgame_lose#

Beat: Dude. You lost.

debug_rhythmgame_win#

Beat: Dude? You won?