Jarod DeAnda

This is a sub-page of Need for Speed: ProStreet/Unused Audio.

Hub_CrrProg#

Audio	Transcript
	Check this out, Ryan Cooper's really climbing his way to the top, by accident, or by design. Regardless, the dude started out in the street race game, so I don't know if he ever imagined he'd be out-driving a king! Yo, Cooper, if you can hear me, keep on keepin' on, man!
	So, this is just bananas, people, like I'm saying, just nuts! Ryan Cooper's knocked over two of like, only the best drivers in the world? Seriously, he keeps this up, and we're gonna have a new Street King on our hands in no time!
	Like I said a thousand times before, Ryan Cooper is hungry! So am I... I could use somethin'. Anyways, he came out of the street race and that's where his heart is always gonna be. And you can tell because the guy drives like he's possessed, like a zombie, a driving zombie. He's taken down what, three kings? There ain't that many top guys left for him to drive against, either. I'm thinking we're seeing the makings of a new Street King shortly.
	So, I was thinking, who else is there left to race? Who's left for Cooper to drive against? He's beat the kings. He's taken 'em all out! Yo, pretty soon he's gonna have to retire, 'cause there ain't gonna be anyone left to race. Actually, you know what, there still is one guy left. If Cooper takes down Ryo Watanabe, we will have a new Street King on our hands. Now that, would be the sickest race!
	So tell me, what do you guys think of Ryan Cooper? The dude has beaten Ryo Watanabe! And we got a new Showdown King! I don't know though, Cooper still looks hungry after that. The dude topped out on the street side of the race game, and now, he ain't gonna settle until he tops out on the legal side, either! Keep it on the tracks, man! It's always safer.
	Ho-ho-ho-ho, are you kidding me? Seriously, are you kidding me? Are my eyes and ears totally failing me right now? Ryan Cooper has just become the new Street King! Yeah-ha-ha! No way! This is just ridiculous, the guy came out from like, nowhere, and now he's beaten all the kings! Every single one! Bing bing bing, picks 'em off, and we have a new Street King, ladies and gentlemen! We have a new street king! Yeaaahahahaha!

In_CrR#

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	That car just did like, a total barrel roll, no-ho-ho, man! It's not looking pretty anymore! You gotta admit though, it did look kinda cool, ho-ho-ho!
	That thing went right over on its side! Dude, that was so off the chain, I'm claiming roll of the day right there, hahaha!
	Oh-ho-ho, man, guy put on a little stunt show for us! He rolled that thing over like a pro! Hahaha, add that to your resume! Ha-ha-ha!
	The dude took that thing right onto its side! Hey, if you're gonna go out, go out with a bang, right? That, that went out with a... sonic boom, ha-ha-ha!
	Cooper! Cooper! Oh-ho-ho, man! Ryan Cooper rolled that puppy right over, like he was begging for a treat! Ha-ha! That's a nice looking car, too! I mean, it was a nice looking car.
	Cooper just flipped his whip! Ryan Cooper has rolled his ride! The guy found a great way to take that paint off the roof, wow!
	Oh-ho, dude! Right over, Cooper's just rolled over there, his ride is belly up! We might need a tow truck out there, stat!
	Ho-ho-ho, Cooper, man! Ryan Cooper went right off the rails and flipped right over! Dude's car just escaped going home on a flatbed, that was a close call!
	Oh, no, man! That guy just totally flipped right over! That guy is done for! (grunt), that's gotta hurt.
	Ho-ho-ho-ho, yeah! Whoo! I almost had a heart attack there, that guy just rolled right over, oh, man!
	That driver just left the race in style! The guy rolled his car right over! Pure carnage! Oh-ho-ho-ho, pure carnage everywhere!
	Oh, no! Homie just rolled his car! He looks like a little puppy out there, doing tricks, rollin' over! Next he's gonna sit and beg for food, what a mess!
	Oh-ho-ho-ho, Cooper! Cooper! Cooper's just flipped his whip! Guy went out in a blaze of glory! Wow, that was just nuts!
	Ah-ha-ha, Cooper! Ryan Cooper's just rolled his rig right over! He got too hot and heavy out there, pfft, he paid the price! Oh-ho, what a bummer!
	Ho-ho-ho, that has gotta hurt! Cooper's just flipped his car! That, that is not where you wanna be in a place like this!
	Oh-ho-ho, man! Ryan Cooper's just gone right over! Guy sprayed car parts all over the place! That car is finito!

In_Spin#

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	Oh-ho-ho-ho! Oh! Looks like we got a laundromat out there! It's a spinout going into turn one! Not the best way to start out your day!
	Oh-ho! Oh! He's lost his drift, right into turn one, too! Aw, that's gonna hurt!
	What was that? I don't know, but that first turn sure can be a monster!
	Oh-ho, man! He spun out! He spun out! What a bummer!
	Oh-ho! That turn is tough! Looks like it claimed another victim!
	Oh-ho-ho-ho! Little too heavy, there, too much juice! He lost his drift big-time!
	Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, no! Big spinout going into the last turn! Whoo!
	Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! He's lost it! The last turn's always trickier, remember that one! You definitely won't forget it!
	Oh-ho-ho! Whoo! So close, so close to the finish! That one's gonna sting!

Pst_DisqA#

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	Oh, man! Ryan Cooper's engine is cooked!
	Aw, shhhhh, Cooper's dead in the water!
	Uh-oh! Cooper's got some trouble!
	Ouch! Aw, his engine is toast!
	Oh! And Cooper's engine is DOA! Dead on arrival!
	So it looks as though Ryan Cooper has trouble stickin' to the lines!
	Ooh, Cooper needs to stick to his lane! Check it out!
	Oh, now that's a no-no, Cooper! The guy almost had it, too!
	Ha-ha-ha! The center line's there for a reason, homie!
	Ha-ha! It's not playin' basketball, Cooper! Looks like he ran a little crossover there!
	Aw, Ryan Cooper jumps early! What a shame!
	Aw, Cooper! Homie got too twitchy out there!
	Aw, Cooper is a little too excited there!
	Oh, man! Cooper went too soon!
	Cooper's just too anxious! Chill out, man! He went too early!
	Well, looks as though something's very wrong with Cooper's whip!
	Ooh, Cooper's having a gang of problems!
	Wow, talk about trouble for Ryan Cooper...
	Oh, man! Ryan Cooper has some issues!
	Aw, hey! Cooper just went belly up!

Pst_DisqB#

Audio	Transcript
	He's gotta step it up if he wants to move on! Good thing, he's got another try!
	Hey, you have to do better than that if you wanna keep it goin'! Don't worry, he's gonna run at it again!
	He's gonna have to really fight his way up the ranks, so it's gonna be interesting! Don't worry, though, he's got another shot!
	Come on, man! You have to do better than that if you wanna keep it goin', you know what I'm sayin'? Don't worry, he is gonna run it again!
	He's gonna have to really fight his way up the ranks, so, it's gonna be pretty interesting! Don't worry, though, he does get another shot!
	He's so close to takin' it, he better not mess up this next one! He's lucky he's gettin' another run, ha! You know what I'm sayin'?
	He's just this close to sealing the deal, too! He better not hold anything back in this next run, 'cause this, this is where it all counts! Step it up!
	He was so close to pullin' her off! Hey, he's got another shot, so we'll see if he can do it in this next run!
	Check it out, he's just this close to sealing the deal, too! He better not hold anything back in this next run, 'cause this, this is where it all counts!
	The guy almost had it, too! He was so close to pullin' it off! Hey, good thing he's got another shot, right? We'll see if he can do it in this next run!
	If he'd have kept it together, he would have totally won it! The guy's super lucky though, he's countin' his lucky stars, because he gets one more run before the day is done!
	Man, that's just too bad, too bad! He could've taken it right there! So close, but so far! Good news is, he's gonna get another shot at it!
	Ouch, that's just too bad he didn't finish, 'cause, uh, he would've walked away with a win! He does have another chance to make good, though!
	Man, that's just too bad, too bad! He could've had it right there! So close, but so far! Good news is, though, he's gets another shot at it!
	Ouch, that's just too bad he didn't finish, 'cause, uh, he would've walked away with a win! He does have another chance to make good, though!
	But, hey, come on! The guy is just too hot right now! He was so far ahead, he didn't even need to finish that one! If he brings that game to the next one, it's a lock!
	Too bad, too, 'cause he would've just destroyed it out there! The guy was en fuego! He can afford to blow a few, just not too many, right?
	He was looking amazing, though! Just super strong, like he was gonna run away with the whole thing! Hey, I gotta tell you, though, he's got some good news! He gets to go at it again!
	Too bad, too, 'cause he would've just destroyed it out there! The guy was on fire! He can afford to blow a few, just not too many!
	He was looking amazing, though! Just super strong, like he was gonna run away with the whole thing! Hey, I hope he read the paper! He got some good news! He's gonna get to go at it again!

Pst_DisqC#

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	Oh, man, I don't believe it! Even though he totally screwed up his last run...
	Unbelievable! Despite blowing his last run...
	Oh, now this is so crazy! I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it!
	Ha-ha-ha! Even though he hosed it on that last one...
	Wow! It doesn't even matter that his last run was so sketchy!

Pst_DragTrnyA#

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	Well, that was some drag racing, people! That? Ha-ha! That's what everyone came to see!
	Oh, man, that was a scorcher, you know what I'm sayin'? That was ridiculous!
	Hoo! People, now that, ha-ha, that what's I call a good one! That was proper!
	All I'm sayin', people, is that was sick! We had a real battle on our hands there!
	Hey, people! You wanted some drag racing, you guys are gettin' it! These guys are not fooling around!
	Nice, nice! These guys are takin' it to war out there on the strip! This is no joke! That was intense!
	A-ha, yeah, people! Now that was somethin' else! We got a real battle goin' on!
	What'd you people think of that! These guys are blowin' up the short track! And nobody's givin' up an inch!
	Now that was a good one, you know what I'm sayin'? Come on, seriously! That was what we came here to see!
	Oh-ho-ho-ho, yeah! I likey, I likey! These guys are real even-stevens, that's for sure!
	Whoo! Now that is what I'm talkin' about! Ryan Cooper's just slotted the lead!
	Man, you wanna talk about "kinda close"? Ryan Cooper took a slim lead with that one!
	Alright, nice, nice! Ryan Cooper just edged his way out in front!
	Alright, now that, that was a good run, Cooper! My man, big ups, homie! The guy needed that one!
	There it was, people, there it was! My man, Ryan Cooper just jumped in front!
	Whoo! Man, Ryan Cooper just scorched the strip! The guy is killin' it out there!
	Who-hoa! Did you people see that? Cooper just smashed the boards!
	Man, that dude is on fire! Ryan Cooper just murdered the strip today!
	Well, people, I have to say it, it looks like Ryan Cooper is running the show! Whoo! This guy is no joke!
	Whoo-hoo! I'm sayin'! Cooper is crushin' it today! Get a load of that guy!

Pst_DragTrnyB#

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	The next run's startin' right up, too, so don't move!
	That was a proper wheelie show! Hey, our next run will be up in just a few!
	We're gonna keep it rollin' too, so hang tight!
	We're gonna go out again, so don't move!
	Let's keep it movin'! Stick around for our next run!
	We're gonna go one last time! This'll be it!
	The last run's comin' up, too! This is for all the chatter!
	These guys have one more shot! It's comin' right up!
	Let's find out how this'll end! The last run's comin' right up!
	There's only one more, and we're out! Let's end this, come on!
	The next run's startin' right up, too, so don't move!
	Hey, our next run will be up in just a few! Don't go anywhere!
	We're gonna keep it rollin' too, so hang tight!
	We're gonna go again, so don't move!
	Let's keep it movin'! Stick around for our next run!
	We're gonna go one last time! Hit it and split it!
	The last run's comin' up! This is for all the chatter!
	These guys have one more shot! It's comin' right up!
	Let's find out how this'll end! The last run's comin' right up!
	There's only one more, and we're out! Let's end this!

Pst_DriftTrnyA#

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	Okay, I gotta tell ya, people. That? That was not pretty. Ryan Cooper can not be happy with that one!
	Looks as though we definitely had a clear winner in that one, that's for sure! That, that is what I call serious drifting!
	Oh-ho-ho-ho, yeah! Nice, nice, that was a solid run, that's for sure!
	Ha-ha-ha! Well, people, we got chunks of tire everywhere, so you know it was good!
	Whoo! What a great run today! Cooper gave it a good shot, but, didn't quite get what he was after!
	What a shame, man, what a shame! My man, Cooper, just came up a little too short right there!
	Man, the judges were split right down the middle! There was discussion about that one! It was pretty close!
	Check it out, people, you can tell by all the smoke and, (phew), rubber, that it was a close one!
	Close call, close call there! Cooper gave it a good run, but will it be good enough? The judges will be havin' a tough time pickin' a winner out there today!
	You know, that was a solid run! So I don't even envy the judges, that was so hard to call!
	Well, alright, that's what I'm talkin' about! Ryan Cooper just got the job done, son! Nice run, nice run!
	All right, Cooper just pulled it out with that run! Nice, son! Yeow! Lookin' sharp, homie!
	He-he-hey, nice run by Cooper, there! He definitely did what needed to be done to take the lead! Whoo!
	Hey, you feel that? You know the pressure was on, but Ryan Cooper rose to the occasion! Good lookin', homie!
	There it was, people, there it was! Cooper didn't back down! The dude took the lead with that one! One, two, unh, son!
	He-hey! Ryan Cooper chomped the course on that one! He's hungry! No one could touch him! The guy was just too good!
	A-ha, yeah! Now, there, there was some driftin' people! Man, Ryan Cooper just hurt a lot of feelings! Here's a tissue for ya!
	Well, people, looks like Ryan Cooper just made some power moves! The guy is running the drift course today!
	Yo-ho! That's what we like to see! And that? Ha-ha! That's what the judges like to see! They have the power! Cooper just killed it out there! Stay away from me, man, I ain't got no problems with ya! Nice work, homie!
	I'm sayin'! Ryan Cooper had it all! Speed, angle, line, he just murdered it! Yo, no beef, man, no beef, stay away from me, the guy, he's just too good!

Pst_DriftTrnyB#

Audio	Transcript
	Okay, it looks like they're staged and ready to go for our next drift battle!
	Okay, the next one's on tap, so hold onto your seats!
	Yo, our next round's comin' right up, so hang tight!
	Oh, wait, wait! We're goin' right into our next round, so don't move!
	Let's keep it movin'! Our next round is right around the corner!
	We're ready to pop off our final runs right here!
	Okay, okay, let's wrap this up! Our final round is about to start!
	Hey, the final round is comin' up, so get ready for some out-of-hand drifting!
	This is where it all shakes out, people! Our last round is comin' up next!
	Okay, let's sort out our winner! The last round is a few minutes away!

Pst_Rec#

Audio	Transcript	Notes
	Booyah! Ryan Cooper just went and set a new record on the strip here on the Autobahn! Good job, Cooper, good job!	Neither Battle Machine nor Noise Bomb host any race days on the Autobahn.
	Check it out, our own Ryan Cooper just placed a new drift record here on the Autobahn! This guy, he's no joke!	Same as above.
	He-he-hey, hats off to Ryan Cooper! He set a new record on the Autobahn in the last race! The dude is just killin' it!
	Whoo-hoo-hoo! Our man, Ryan Cooper just burned a new speed record into the Autobahn, ha-ha-ha! The guy was unstoppable!
	Nice, nice! Ryan Cooper just blew the doors of Ebisu on the drag! He set a new record! The guy's too hot right now!	Ebisu does not have a drag strip in the final game or in real life. This line was likely an oversight by the developers.
	Bam! Ryan Cooper just shredded the course that time! He just set a new record here at Ebisu! The dude's murdering it!
	Oh-ho! And a record just fell that time! You hear that? Ha-ha, if a record falls, does anybody hear it? Ha-ha, never mind. Ryan Cooper just posted a new one here at Ebisu! The guy is just too fast!
	Oh-ho-ho, man! Talk about pedal mashing? Never lift, son! Ryan Cooper just blew the doors off Ebisu with that run! That? Ha-ha, that's a new record!
	I don't think anyone could've gone sideways better! And the proof's in the numbers, 'cause Ryan Cooper, he just set a new record here on the Route 318! That was unbelievable!
	Well, that was pretty sick! That run was for the books, people! Ryan Cooper just burned a new record on the strip, here, on Route 318!
	Jeez! Cooper is keepin' it real in the grip races! The guy just set a new record on 318! That's how you do it!
	Alright, Mr. Cooper! Good job, homie! You just set a new speed challenge record on Route 318, that was just bananas, yeah, dog!
	There you go, people! That was Dr. Cooper, blowin' out the old drift record at Infineon! The guy just killed it!
	Ha-ha-ha! Read it and weep, people! Ryan Cooper just torched the new record on the strip here at Infineon! That run was crazy!
	That, that's what I call proper grip driving! In fact, it was so craze, Ryan Cooper just set a new record here at Infineon!
	Oh-ho-ho! That was definitely a great run! In fact, Cooper just posted a new drift record here at PIR!
	Oh, man! That was some pedal mashin', son! Ryan Cooper just crushed, nah, he obliterated the old record on the strip here at PIR! That run was a new record! Attaboy!
	I don' think anyone could've run it better! And the proof's in the puddin'! Give me some of that puddin', 'cause Ryan Cooper just set a new record here at Portland! That was unbelievable!
	Well, that run's gonna go in the books! Ryan Cooper just set a new drift record here at Willow! That was so sick!
	There it was, ladies and gents, Mr. Cooper just blew out that old record on the quarter mile here at Willow! The guy just killed it! Stay away from him, he's a wanted man!
	The numbers don't lie, people! Read 'em and weep! Ha-ha, at least the other drivers! Ryan Cooper just set a new grip race record here at Willow! That was just a crazy race!
	Now that's what I call proper drifting! In fact, it was so craze, that Ryan Cooper just set himself a new record here at the Speedway! Yeah, man! That's how you do it!
	Ho-ho-ho, yeah! Our man, Ryan Cooper just burned a new record on the strip here! He left his name all over the track! The guy was just unstoppable!
	Nice, nice! Ryan Cooper just blew the doors of Texas International Speedway with that one! He set a new grip race record! The guy is too hot right now! Don't touch him, you might get burnt!
	How'd ya like that, huh? What? Ryan Cooper just shredded the course! He set a new drift record here at 'Dello! The dude's murdering it!
	There it is, people, a record just fell with that run! Ho-ho-ho-ho! Hope it didn't hurt anybody! Ryan Cooper just posted a new one here at Mondello! The guy is just too fast!
	Ho-ho, man! Talk about grip driving, Ryan Cooper just blew the doors of Mondello that time! He set a new record! Whoo!
	No one could've gone sideways any better! If you need proof, ha-ha, check the scores, 'cause Ryan Cooper just set a new drift record here at Autopolis! That, that was unbelievable.
	Check it out! Our own Ryan Cooper just blazed the new record on the short track here on Autopolis in that last one! The guy, he's no joke! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
	Well, big ups to Ryan Cooper! He set a new grip record here on Autopolis in that last one! The dude is just killin' it! He's wanted in, uh, I don't know how many states, ha-ha-ha!
	Well, that run's gonna go down as a new record here in Tokyo! From all the way over there, Ryan Cooper just drifted into the books with that one! I don't know how the dude drifts on water, but that was pretty sick! Ha-ha-ha!
	Ha! Cooper really gave it some wood on that run! The guy just blazed a new record on the strip here in Tokyo! Now that, ha-ha! That's how you do it!
	Alright, Mr. Cooper! Good job, homie, you just set a new grip race record here in Tokyo! That was so off the chains!

Pst_WD#

Audio	Transcript
	That was how you own a drift battle! That was drifting 101, son!
	He just got too gangster on Cooper out there! That was absolutely insane!
	He hit everything perfectly! Speed, angle, man, he did everything right!
	The better drifter, definitely came on top in that one!
	It was almost too close to call! The judges just couldn't go with Cooper! Too bad, so sad! Better luck next time.
	It was pretty close! Yo, I thought they were gonna run it one more time, but, I ain't a judge!
	He put in a strong showing, man! He was all over those clipping points! Sweatin' 'em!
	Wow, tough break, tough break for Ryan Cooper! It was so close, just not close enough!
	Whoo! It was a close one, a-ha-ha! But he just had the better line, better luck next time!
	The judges were psyched! They're out of their seats on what he just pulled off!
	It might've looked close where you were sittin', but he was definitely the dude who came out on top!
	They were evenly matched, but the better driver will always prevail!
	Did, uh, he just run a parade lap on us? Ho-ho-ho, man!
	It was like there was no one on the track with him, he was just showboatin' out there!
	Homie made that look too easy!
	He just ran a little hot lap for us, a little demo if I may!
	Everything went right for that kid! Pfft, he can't do no wrong!
	Ha-ha, I tell ya, all that touge experience paid off for him! Keep it legal, man!
	What a devastating performance! He just owned the course! Man, he's got that thing on a leash!
	He just stamped his name all over that course!
	That was a solid run! It was a tough call by the judges, they just had to give it to him! He had the cleanest lines!
	It was a little too close for comfort, but the guy came out unscathed and and on top, son!
	There was some debate with the judges, but in the end, the dude was just too strong!
	I will admit though, I thought they were gonna do it one more time, 'cause it was so close!
	He had the clipping points, a good angle, and a nice speed! That was just sick!
	When you're on, you're on! And he was definitely on fire!
	They had to give it to him! That dude just had the better run!
	It might've been close, but he ran it just that much better! In my opinion, I wouldn't give it to him, but I ain't a judge!
	He just gave us a real show of force! Show 'em what you're workin' with!
	Yeah, man, he killed it! That was so sick!
	I'm sayin', dude had the pedal mashed the whole time! Never lift!
	He hugged those clipping points like a long lost relative!
	Cooper just couldn't get up on him! Or away from him!
	We saw some impressive drifting out there! The dude just knows how to put on a show!
	Where's that guy from, anyway? I'm sayin', he's got skills! I wanna know where he learned them so I can learn!
	He just served up a beatdown, ho-ho-ho, wow!
	You know, it was so close, I'm surprised they didn't run it one more time! Come on, give the fans what they want!
	They were neck and neck there for a second, it was so close! But, somebody's gotta come out on top!
	For a minute, ha-ha, it could've gone either way, you know? It was just that tight!
	Some of us were holding our breath, you know what I'm sayin'? It was close for a second there, but the dude was just on fire!
	That dude just had the course dialed! It was insane!
	The guy had the course memorized, he had it down! He obviously did some studying late night!
	The judges had to give it to him! He just dominated that course! Booyah!
	It was what we like to call flawless! Man, what a run!
	Whoo! I'd hate to be the judge out there! It was lookin' too close!
	Too bad it didn't go Ryan Cooper's way in the end! Poor chum!
	It was a tight run, but the judges, they just had to give it to him over Cooper! The dude just got schooled!
	It's gotta feel good to pull one out when it's that close!

Pst_WDg#

Audio	Transcript
	That guy really pounded the pavement on that one! Solid!
	Man, he dropped the hammer on that one! Whoo!
	He just bombed the strip! Man, heh, that was fearsome!
	That was his patented domination of a quarter mile!
	That was so close! Somebody's heart just got left at the line!
	Ho-ho-ho! Close one! But close? Ha! That only counts for horseshoes and hand grenades!
	Whoo! That is how he's earned his rep, people!
	Now that is why he's one of the best on the strip!
	He ran it just right! Nice, nice!
	He had the speed and the reflexes that time!
	That was a real nail-biter! Man, wow!
	That one in the bank! Another one in the wallet!
	Oh-ho-ho, he is hurtin' him out there! Back down, homie! Give him a chance!
	He just chewed him up and spit him out!
	Game over! He just shut him down!
	No one else was even close! They got nothin' on him!
	Hey, she is poison on the quarter mile!
	She isn't the drag race king for nothin'! You know, well, drag race queen, at least.
	Still, she must be sweatin' a little, 'cause Cooper almost had it! Just a bit outside!
	She just added another win to the legacy! Man, keep stackin' em up to the ceiling!
	He just edged out Karol Monroe! Man, I do not believe it!
	He just edged past the Drag King, unbelievable!
	He just blew the Drag King off the strip! That was insane!
	The dude just dusted the Drag King! Dusted her, man!
	Man, that was a tight one! Dude, that gap was as big as the Grand Canyon!
	You wanna talk dominance? He owned that dude!
	Now that was a bit of uneven competition! Whoo!
	When you're hot, you're hot! And that guy was en fuego, son!
	The dude just killed it out there!
	Too bad Ryan Cooper missed it by inches! Ah, we got a tape measure out there, right? Ha-ha-ha-ha!
	Talk about down-to-the-wire finishes! Whoo! That was just too close!
	That is how you own the quarter mile, people! Lesson learned!
	We just saw a phenomenal run! Poof! Did you just hear that? My brain just exploded!
	That was up in the air for a hot second, wasn't it? But, he put it down!

Pst_WG#

Audio	Transcript
	Yo, he just ran away from 'em out there! Those other dudes were just standin' there! Poor fools!
	No one could keep up with him out there! That was craze!
	The dude stomped the pedal and never looked back! The other guys, they had nothin' on him!
	He drove like he was runnin' from the cops! Ha-ha-ha, again, ha-ha! Dude just killed 'em out there!
	Those other guys were fightin' to just stay in his exhaust fumes!
	The guy pulled out all the stops for that one! That finish was sick!
	He was the clear-cut favorite coming into the last lap, and he put it down!
	He really put some stank on it! The other driver's hopes just evaporated in the end!
	In case you needed it, people, that was a clear demonstration of what he does on track! Otherwise known as his skill, son!
	He had the heart and the horsepower! There's no question he deserved it!
	Even he's gotta admit, that was a little too close for comfort!
	He found the right openings at just the right time, and it paid off, son!
	That was pretty close! We almost had a photo finish on our hands, but, just not close enough!
	You can always count on him for one thing, that's to come through when it counts!
	He earned that one! There were a gang of cars out there on track, yet he finds himself in the front!
	Man, that was insane! Dude dropped the hammer and no one had an answer!
	Like I always say, if you are gonna win it, that's the way to do it! Take no prisoners!
	Jeez, man, leave somethin' for the other drivers! At least a little table scraps, or somethin'! You're just sweepin' 'em up!
	The guy just made a serious impression on everyone! Ha-ha, especially the other drivers!
	I'm sayin', homie, that was sick! The other guys just got a distant view of his bumper! What is that, a hundred yards? Two hundred?
	There's the proof that timing is everything! He timed that one just perfectly!
	He jumped at just the right moment, and it worked! Nice, man! Good work!
	If you're gonna make a move, that's how you do it! The dude handled business!
	You wanna talk about owning the place, that was a strong performance, real strong! He owned the whole track!
	He took it when it counted, but still, it was anyone's game there! Heh, just for a minute, though!
	He took it when it mattered, but oh-ho-ho-ho! It was seriously anyone's race! Anyone could've taken it, but, who came out on top? Ha-ha-ha!
	That was a real nail-bi-- it was a finger-biter! They were totally fistfighting at the end there!
	You know some of those guys are kickin' themselves, right? 'Cause it was so close, and they did not step up!
	That went right down to the wire! It was anyone's race, until the bitter end! Well, sweet for some. Or one. Ha-ha-ha!
	You wanna talk about neck-and-neck, though, that was real close! One dude put his neck out on the line, and it got chopped off! Peace, son!

Pst_Wheelie#

Audio	Transcript
	Well, that's what I'm talkin' about, people! How was that for a wheelie show?
	Check it out, those guys really took it to the limit on that one!
	There you go, that's what we all like to see! That's how you run a wheelie show!
	I like it, I like it a lot! We got a little lesson in how you do a wheelie!
	When you talk about wheelies, that was it! That's what I wanna see!
	Ho-ho-ho-ho! Now that, that was just sick! That was pretty close right there!
	Oh, so close, man, so close! Cooper almost had it!
	Oh-ho-ho, yeah, son! That is what I'm talkin' about, now that, that was a wheelie contest!
	Yo, that was tight, people! Real tight! That's what I call a wheelie contest!
	Wow, those guys were pretty well matched out there! That was right on the edge!
	Wow! I'm sayin', Ryan Cooper just pulled that one out!
	Check it out, Cooper really pulled it out on that one!
	Yo-ho-ho, we've gotta give it to him, 'cause that was some nice work by Ryan Cooper!
	Oh-ho, yeah! That's waht I came to see! And I know you did, too! Right on, Ryan Cooper!
	Hoo! You wanna talk about a close one, I can feel the pressure up here! Cooper just took it!
	Oh-ho, yeah! How'd ya like that one, people? Ryan Cooper was proper!
	Now that, ladies and gentlemen, Cooper's been studying! That's what I call textbook!
	Ma-ha-han, I'm sayin'! Ryan Cooper's on fire! The dude can do no wrong!
	Wow, we just had Doctor Ryan Cooper perform surgery on that track! Gave us a little wheelie demo!
	He-hey, pay attention! Ryan Cooper just gave everybody a free wheelie lesson out there!

Pst_Winner#

Audio	Transcript	Notes
	Bradley Hunter wins again!
	Bradley Hunter swooped the win!
	Ho-ho-ho-ho! Bradley Hunter, you're the man!
	And Bradley Hunter bags the win again!
	Rudy Chen just showed us how to win a race!
	Rudy Chen takes it!
	Wow, how many is that for Rudy Chen?
	With that, Rudy Chen just came out on top!
	Yoshi Suzuki wins it!
	And Yoshi Suzuki takes it!
	Yoshi Suzuki showed us how it's done!
	Yeah! Yoshi Suzuki takes it!
	Wow, Paulo Cruz gets it done, son! Whoo!
	Paulo Cruz! Click, click, you hear that? He locked up the win!
	Paulo Cruz showed us some pedal mashing!
	Ha-ha-ha! There's another one for Paulo Cruz!
	Tony Manila? He just shut down all the haters, shut 'yo mouth!
	There it is, Tony Manila took it!
	Tony Manila came out on top! Dogpile, man!
	Tony Manila clocks another win!
	So sick, Vinnie Gaul takes it!
	Another one in the bag for my man, Vinnie Gaul!
	Vinnie Gaul takes it!
	Vinnie Gaul made that look just too easy!
	Joe Tackett owns the strip again!
	And Joe Tackett's the fastest!
	He-hey! Joe Tackett scoops another one!
	Joe Tackett's won it!
	Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Takeshi Sato takes it!
	Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, yeah! Takeshi Sato is the man!
	Takeshi-san bags the win!
	Hey, yo! Victory for Takeshi Sato!
	Yo, don't get this guy angry! The Mad Russian just took it!
	Chock for one up for Ivan Tarkovsky!
	Ivan Tarkovsky comes out on top!
	Ivan Tarkovsky's takin' the checker!
	Aw-ha, yeah! Paul Trask takes it!
	Yo, there it is! Paul Trask put it down!
	Paul Trask takes it!
	Oh-ho! And Paul Trask's won it!
	Booyah! Aki Kimura, folks! Aki Kimura!
	Oh-ho-ho, yeah! The Drift King wins it! All hail!
	Yeah! Aki Kimura takes it!
	Oh-ho, yes, sir! The Drift King wins!
	Ryan Cooper just stomped 'em!
	Ah-ha-ha, yeah! Make some noise for Ryan Cooper!
	Ha-ha, yes, sir! Ryan Cooper just took it!
	Ryan Cooper! So gangster!
	Ryan Cooper just shut it down!
	Ryan Cooper slots the win!
	Ryan Cooper finishes first!
	Ryan Cooper takes the win!
	And Ryan Cooper takes it!
	Big win! (lip smack) Huge win for Ryan Cooper!
	Ah-ha-ha, yeah! Make some noise, come on!
	Now that, that was off the chains!
	Nice, nice! That was sick!
	Looks like we got a winner!
	Now that is how it's done!
	Oh-ho-ho, man! That dude is sweatin' out there! He worked for that win, son!
	Textbook, man! Textbook win!
	Oh-ho-ho, man! We are seein' some action today!
	There it is! There's our winner!
	Now that is what we like to see!
	Ryan Cooper just stomped 'em!	Alternate takes of the player's win dialogue.
	Ha-ha-ha, yeah! Make some noise for Ryan Cooper!
	Oh-ho-ho, yes, sir! Ryan Cooper just took it!
	Ryan Cooper, so gangster!
	Ryan Cooper just shut it down!
	Ryan Cooper slots the win!
	Ryan Cooper finishes in first!
	Ryan Cooper takes the win!
	And Ryan Cooper takes it!
	Big win for Ryan Cooper!
	Oh-ho-ho, yeah! Make some noise! Come on! That run was sick!	Alternate takes of the miscellaneous AI racer win dialogue.
	Now that was off the chains!
	Nice, nice! That was sick!
	Yeah-ha-ha! Looks like we got a winner!
	Ha-ha-ha! Now that is how it's done, son!
	Ho-ho-ho, man! The dude worked for that win!
	Textbook, man! Textbook win!
	Ho-ho-ho, man! We are seein' some action today!
	There it is! There's our winner!
	Now that, that is what we like to see, man!
	Bradley Hunter wins again!	Alternate takes of Bradley Hunter's win dialogue.
	Bradley Hunter swooped the win like an eagle, man!
	Oh! Bradley Hunter, you're the man, homie!
	And with that, Bradley Hunter bags the win!
	Rudy Chen just showed us how to win a race!	Alternate takes of Rudy Chen's win dialogue.
	Rudy Chen takes what's his!
	Wow, how many is that for Rudy Chen?
	Rudy Chen just came out on top!
	Yoshi Suzuki wins it!	Alternate takes of Yoshi Suzuki's win dialogue.
	And with that, Yoshi Suzuki takes it!
	Yoshi Suzuki showed us how it's done!
	Ha-ha-ha, yeah! Yoshi Suzuki takes it!
	Wow, Paulo Cruz gets it done!	Alternate takes of Paulo Cruz's win dialogue.
	Paulo Cruz locked up the win!
	Paulo Cruz showed us some pedal mashing!
	There's another one for Paulo Cruz!
	Tony Manila just shut down all the haters!	Alternate takes of Tony Manila's win dialogue.
	There it is, Tony Manila took it!
	Tony Manila came out on top!
	Tony Manila clocks another win!
	So sick, Vinnie Gaul takes it!	Alternate takes of Vinnie Gaul's win dialogue.
	Another one in the bag for Vinnie Gaul!
	Vinnie Gaul takes it!
	Vinnie Gaul made that look too easy!
	Booyah! Aki Kimura, folks! Aki Kimura! Remember the name!	Alternate takes of Aki Kimura's win dialogue.
	Oh-ho-ho-ho, yeah! The Drift King wins it!
	Aki Kimura takes it!
	Oh-ho-ho, yes, sir! The Drift King, a.k.a Aki Kimura wins!
	And Coop takes it! Ryan Cooper with the win!	More win dialogue for the player.
	We got our boy Ryan Cooper takin' charge!
	Oh-ho-ho! And Cooper, seriously? He just lit 'em all up!
	And some nice work from that driver, whoo!	More win dialogue for other AI racers.
	That was some bangin' drivin'!
	That driver just stole the win!

Pst_Woohoo#

Audio	Transcript
	Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, yeah!
	Aw, yeah!
	Yeah, doggie, that's how you do it!
	Ye-he-hes, sir! There you go, there you go!
	Whoo! Nice! Yeah-ha-ha-ha-ha, yeah!
	Oh-ho-ho, and nice! Yes!
	And there it is! There it is!
	Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yes!