J. Bird

Alright, check this out, people, our man Ryan Cooper's put in some serious work to bag one crown for himself, and I'm thinking he's got his sights set on more. If the guy can keep up the pressure, I could see him going all the way. So what do you think, folks? Are we looking a possible Street King right now? No way to tell but I'm sure we're gonna be seeing a lot more from Ryan Cooper.

Well, people, Ryan Cooper put away three kings! And there's not but one left! I get the feeling Cooper's definitely gonna be paying a visit to him, too. He keeps this up and we're gonna have no choice but to crown a new Street King. I can not wait, I think that would be just fantastic.

Well, we never thought we'd see the day when Ryo Watanabe lost his crown, folks, but it's true! We've got a new Showdown Kings on our hand, it's Ryan Cooper! But I'm really curious as to whether Cooper has bigger ambitions than just being the Showdown King! There are other kings out there, so maybe Cooper is gunning to be the next Street King. I do not know. I wish I had a crystal ball right here so that I could see in the future, but I guess we're all just gonna have to stick around and see what happens.

Somebody totally turtled out there! That car sat up and rolled right over, oh, man, that is too bad! Too bad.

That was a total heart-stopper, folks! That driver rolled the thing right over! He even caught a little air there, I think!

Cooper rolled his ride, he's rolled it! That, ladies and gentlemen, that right there was completely insane!

Oh! And Cooper popped that thing right on its back! That is not good, not good at all!

Ho-ho, man, that guy's gone right over on his roof! That is one sure-fire way to finish off your ride, that's for sure! That thing is cooked!

Oh-ho-ho-ho, yeah! The guy rolled that thing completely over! That car is absolutely finished!

Cooper! Cooper, man! Wow, Cooper putting on a little show for us! He's flipped his ride right over! Ho-ho-ho, he is not happy about that!

Ow! Doctor Cooper performing a little plastic surgery on the roof of his car! He must like the pancake look, ha-ha-ha, man, that was ugly!

Ooh, we got a car gettin' squirly, turn one! Not a good way to start out!

Oh, look at this guy! You've gotta hold your line in turn one, man!

Oh, we got a game over out there, this guy has totally lost his drift, too bad!

Oh! Ha-ha! Right in the last turn, this guy spins out, tough break!

Oh! Check the carnage! The final turn takes another guy down!

We-- wheeze, Cooper's up for a new engine, folks!

Uh-oh! Ha, Cooper hosed his engine!

And Cooper's engine is pushin' up daisies!

Cooper jumped the center! Ho-ho-ho!

Oh! He crossed the center line!

Oh! Ryan Cooper went too soon!

Too excited! Who-hoa-hoa-hoa-hoa, Cooper, who-hoa-hoa-hoa!

Cooper went and jumped the gun!

Oh, Cooper's in trouble! Bummer!

Uh-oh! Ryan Cooper has issues!

He'll need to sort that out if he wants to move on! The guy's lucky he got another run to go!

He's gonna have to make up for blowin' that run! He does get another shot, though, comin' up!

He's gonna have to make up for blowin' that run! He does get another shot, though, comin' up!

He's too close, man, too close to lockin' this down! He better pull it in in this next run!

He is too close, man, too close to lockin' this down! He better pull it in On this next run!

What a pity! If the guy had've finished, he would've won it! He's lucky he gets another shot before the day is over!

That's too bad! If he'd have finished, he'd have won! Good thing he gets another chance in a bit, here!

Ho-ho, boy, now that is too bad! If he'd have just finished, he'd have won! Good thing he gets another chance, comin' up!

Too bad, too! He looked like he was gonna kill it out there! He was lookin' very good!

That's too bad, too! He looked like he was gonna kill it out there! He was lookin' very good!

Wait, what?! No way! Even though he totally blew his last run...

Now, check this out, folks, despite the fact he didn't even finish that last run...

Ma-han! Even though his last run was a complete disaster...

There it is, that was some serious drag racing, folks! That's what we came to see!

Wow! Ha-ha, wow! That's all I can say! That's what I call a real drag race! That is the way it's supposed to be done!

Well, could ya ask for anything more? We've got guys takin' it to the limit out there!

What... what do you need? We've got it all goin' down on the strip today, that is for sure!

Whoo! Well, now that was what we came to see! That's the kind of action I'm talkin' about!

Nice work on the strip, Coop! Yeah-ha-ha, Ryan Cooper! Nice lead, nice work!

Hey, that's what I'm talkin' about, Ryan Cooper just put himself in front, nice run, nice!

There is is, there it is, gr-whoa! Coop just jumps in front, Ryan Cooper is in the lead!

I hope everybody was watchin' that, our man Ryan Cooper just nuked the boards with that run!

Sheesh, move over! Looks like Ryan Cooper is drivin' this train, this guy is no joke!

Hey now, our next drag run's startin' right up, too, so don't move!

Lemme cut that off and say that we are rollin' right into the next run on the strip, too, so sit tight!

Oh, and there's the signal, let's keep the drag racin' movin', here's our next run!

Oh! I just got word our ultimate run on the quarter mile is comin' right up!

Oops! Here it comes! Let's see how this plays out, our final run's comin' right up!

Hey now, our next drag run's startin' right up too, so don't anybody move!

Lemme cut that off to say that we are rollin' right into the next run on the strip, too, so sit tight!

Oh! And there's the signal! Let's keep the drag racin' movin', here's our next run!

Oh! I just got word our ultimate run on the quarter mile is comin' right up!

Oh, whoa, whoa, here it comes, let's see how this plays out, our final run's comin' right up!

Man, lemme tell ya what, folks, Ryan Cooper can not be happy with that run.

Oh, yeah, nice, nice! Now, that was a great run, and that's for sure!

Oh, excellent driftin' goin' down, folks! Though, I know a couple of drivers are not gonna be happy with their results!

I tell ya', we've got some very good runs, very good runs! There ain't much separatin' the scores out there!

Man, those judges have got their work cut out for them, we have had some very close runs down there!

Okay, alright! Nice, nice! Ryan Cooper has clocked a solid run, there! He's just put himself into the lead!

Way to pull it out, Cooper! Ryan Cooper out there baggin' the score he needs to take the lead, good job, man!

Nice, nice! That is what he needed right there, that is gonna put Cooper in front, nice!

Sweet, dude! Cooper is killin' it, Ryan Cooper, too hot, that run was insane!

Oh, you know the judges loved that run! You can check the scores for proof! That is what we like to see!

Oh, oh, wait! Hey, we are staged and ready to go for our next drift run here!

Hold that, 'cause our next round of drifting is just around the corner, hang tight!

Lemme stop right there, we're gonna keep it movin', our next round is next!

Whoa, hey, hold on, here we go! Let's finish this off, our last round of drifting is about to start, so don't give up that seat!

And I want you to hold that thought, too, folks, 'cause this is what it all comes down to! Our last round of drifting is comin' up next!

Oh, wait, ho-kay! Hey, look, everybody, we are staged and ready to go for our next drift run here!

Hold that! Hey, hold on! Our next round of drifting is just around the corner, everybody hang tight!

Lemme stop here, though, 'cause we're gonna keep it movin'! Our next round is right up next!

Oh, hey, hold on, everybody! We're gettin' ready! Let's finish this thing off, our last round of drifting, about to start, don't give up your seat!

Oh, with that, folks, hold on, 'cause this is where is comes down to the rubber! Our last round of drifting is comin' up next!

Booyah! Ryan Cooper just went and set a new drift record here on the Autobahn! Good job, Cooper!

Hey! Hats off to Ryan Cooper, he set a new record on the Autobahn in that last race there, the dude is just killin' it!

Nice, nice! Ryan Cooper blowin' the doors off of Ebisu in that one! He just set a new drift record that time! The guy is just too hot right now!

Oh, and a record just fell that time, right into Ryan Cooper's lap, he just posted a new record here at Ebisu! This guy is too fast!

I don't think anybody could've gone sideways any better, and the proof is in the numbers, 'cause Ryan Cooper just set a new record here on Route 318! That was unbelievable!

Jeez! Cooper is keepin' it real in the grip races, the guy just set a new record on Route 318! That's how you do it right there!

There you go, people, that was Doctor Cooper blowin' out the old drift record at Infineon! That guy is killin' it out there today!

That is what I call the real deal in grip driving, in fact, it was so crazy, Ryan Cooper just sets a new record here at Infineon!

Oh my goodness, that was some pedal mashin', Ryan Cooper just crushed the old record on the strip here at PIR, that run is your new record!

Well, that one's gonna be goin' in the books, Ryan Cooper, Ryan Cooper sets a new drift record here at Willow! That was just so nuts!

The numbers don't lie, people! Read 'em and weep, Ryan Cooper just set a new grip record here at Willow, that was just a crazy race!

Oh, yeah! Our man, Ryan Cooper has just burned a new record on the strip here, the guy was just unstoppable!

How do you like that? Ryan Cooper, shredding the course! He has just set a new record here at 'Dello! The dude is murderin' it on the drift track!

Oh my goodness, talk about grip driving, Ryan Cooper just blew the doors off Mondello that time! He is gonna be your new record holder!

Check it out, our own Ryan Cooper just blazed a new record here on the short track here at Autopolis! This guy is no joke!

Well, that run's gonna go down as a new record here in Tokyo! Ryan Cooper just drifted into the books with that run! Boy, that was sick and sideways!

Alright, my man, Mister Cooper, good job, homie! You just set a new grip race record here in Tokyo today, that was so off the hook!

Oh, yeah, too sweet! Ryan Cooper has set a new record on the strip at Chicago! That run was crazy!

Hey, be sure to give our man Ryan Cooper a shout 'cause the guy just set a new record here on the Tokyo Expressway! Cooper is just murderin' it today!

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Whoa! He just ran away with it out there, Cooper had no answer, not a thing to say!

That guy had it all, the speed, the angle, the control, he owned it!

Man, he's gotta feel good! Still, Cooper gave him "what for?", he didn't lay down and roll over! Nice try out there, Coop.

He just had a slight edge over Cooper, but the judges had to give it to him!

It was a close one, but he had the slight advantage! When the smoke cleared, it was all about him!

He really came through there, that was definitely close, man!

Did... did he just go and run a hot lap on us or what?

Jeez! That guy made that look so easy, I'm thinking I could be out there!

He had everything he could've wanted, he was dialed and ready to go!

The guy just owns this drift course, he stomped all over that thing!

The judges made a tough call, man, some of these other guys were just so close!

The judges were talkin' for a second, 'cause the scores were so close, but he is just too good out there!

He had what the judges wanted, speed, angle, smoke, you name it!

You know, they had to give it to him, he just killed it!

Talkin' about droppin' the hammer, he just killed that run!

He just ran it like he stole somethin'! That was insane, just crazy!

That guy just took off on Cooper there, Cooper had not a thing to say!

That guy's too good! Where exactly is he comin' from, anyway? He ran away with it!

Who-hoa, that was still pretty close, I thought for sure we were gonna have to go one more time!

Who-hoa! Too tight, too close, Cooper just landed on the wrong side! Man, that was close!

That guy had the course wired like he grew up driftin' here!

Hey, that guy was too good, he practically ran away with it!

The guy's just that much better, the judges had to give it to him!

That was very close, I'm talkin' very close, the judges still rubbin' their eyes, but they had to give it to him!

He really gave it some stick that time, that is for sure!

He just delivered a severe beating to the short track, that was nuts!

Those scores are so close, somebody's kickin' themselves about now!

That kind of driving is what got him where he is!

And that is just what I like to see, nice run, nice run, dude!

Whoa, tight run, but the numbers do not lie!

That ain't even fair, he is runnin' away with it!

Drivin' like that, everyone else might as well just go to the house!

She's just shuttin' 'em down with that speed, nobody's seein' nothin' but tail lights!

I'll bet she's a little nervous, 'cause Cooper was very close behind!

He has taken down the Drag King, man! That has gotta be one for the record books!

That should not have been possible, no way! He just crushed Karol Monroe!

Now we've got some big gaps on the board there!

The dude left these other guys hangin' in the breeze

The dude just killed it out there!

Wow, we got some real close times on the board! Who-hoa-hoa-hoa!

That was a crazy run man, I'm sayin', it was just nuts!

He stomped the pedal and left everybody else standin' there flat-footed, how embarrassing!

He didn't even need to look in his rear view mirror, the other guys' just specks! Oh. man!

That was a display of pure power and speed, he has gotta feel got about that run!

He was definitely the strongest in the last lap there, nobody could catch him!

All the haters have gotta look at just how good a driver he really is!

That was a real close finish, but he has still gotta be so psyched on the win!

That was almost right on the line, talk about down to the wire!

It got thick at the end, he had to shoulder his way through, swap a little paint, man, that was close!

The guy didn't leave anyone with anything out there, they had no chance!

And make no mistake, the other drivers are definitely markin' him after a performance like that!

It was touch-and-go out there, but the guy showed who was the baddest in the end!

You wanna win a race, that's how it's done, folks! The guy just took care of business!

He shuts everybody else down at the end, there, nobody could get past him!

Can't believe it, that was so close! Could've gone to a couple of drivers out there!

That was nerve-racking there at the end! Anybody could've had it!

What do you think, folks? How do you like that for a wheelie show?

Oh! Now that's what I'm talkin' about! That's what we all came here to see!

Man, that's exactly what you have in mind when you think of a wheelie!

Oh, poor Ryan Cooper, man, you almost had that guy!

Hoo, boy! They were runnin' neck and neck, there, that was tight!

Well, alright, Cooper! Ryan Cooper just barely ran a better wheelie that time!

Nice work by Ryan Cooper, Cooper ran the better wheelie, no doubt!

Talk about a close wheelie contest! Cooper barely edged that one!

He lifted up and was off! There was no stopping Mister Cooper that time!

Alrighty then, Professor Cooper! Ryan Cooper runs a little wheelie schoolin' for us, nice!

And Bradley Hunter wins!

Bradley Hunter takin' first!

Frank, Fra--(wheeze) Frank Book takes it!

Craig Wright, grabbin' the win! Nice work!

C-Dubs, Craig Wright is gonna be our winner!

Winner! Winner, Karol Monroe!

Yoshi Suzuki, Yoshi is gonna be your winner!

Yoshi Suzuki, your winner! There he is!

And Tony Manila, my man! Way to go! Tony takin' the win!

Oh, yeah! And Vinnie Gaul is gonna be your winner, folks!

Vinnie Gaul, the man, Vinnie Gaul, your winner out there!

Rudy Chen! Rudy Chen, that is your winner! Let him hear about it!

Hey, look at that, Gavin May! Gavin May, your winner!

The Gavster, Gavin May, slottin' the win!

Henrik Dehn, Henrik, my man! He is your winner!

Paulo Cruz, lockin' it up for the win!

Paulo Cruz, pedal stompin' it right into first place!

JP Laurent, JP Laurent snakin' the win!

The winner, the winner is Carlos Galliano!

Carlos Galliano, grabbin the big V for victory...

The Speed King, Nate Denver, Big Nate takin' the win!

Joe Tackett snatchin' the win, way to go, Joe!

Whoa, Joe Tackett nailin' it down out there for the crowd!

Takeshi, Takeshi Sato's gonna be the winner!

The Mad Russian, snakin' the win!

Ivan Tarkovsky, baggin' the victory in front of the big crowd!

Paul Trask, on top! Paul Trask, Trask is your winner!

The Showdown King, Ryo Watanabe, he's gonna be your winner...

Ryo, the Showdown King, just showed us how he got his name! Watanabe will be the winner!

Give it up, people, it's Ryan Cooper! He's gonna be your winner today!

Ryan Cooper, puttin' a bag on it and takin' the big W, Ryan Cooper is gonna be your winner!

Ryan Cooper is gonna wrap things up as your winner today, way to go, Ryan!

Alright, Ryan Cooper, Ry-- and Ryan Cooper is gonna take the win!

Ryan Cooper walkin' away with the whole enchilada, Ryan Cooper is your winner!

That driver is lookin' good!

There he is, there he is, folks, this is our winner!

That driver got his hustle on for the win, way to go!

Now that, that right there was some real action!

And that, that is what I'm talkin' about, that is what we like to see!

Give it up! Ryan Cooper, Ryan Cooper, the big win today!

Ryan Cooper, baggin' it up and takin' it to the house, what a guy, what a win today!

Ryan Cooper wrappin' it up and shuttin' 'em down today, Ryan Cooper is gonna be your winner!

Ryan Cooper takin' the W, Ryan Cooper, my man, way to go!

Ryan Cooper walkin' away with the big win today, right in here in front of the home folks, way to go, Ryan!

This guy, takin' it down, it all came down to that, and our big winner, unbelievable!

Here it is, our winner, right here today, unbelievable, that has gotta feel good!

This guy got his hustle on for the big win today!

That was what I am tryin' to talk about! Action! Unbelievable win right there!

And that, that is what I'm talkin' about! That is what I like to see right there, nice job!

Joe Tackett has just clocked his best time-- best time ever! Man, Joe Tackett, unbelievable!

Nice, nice! Takeshi Sato, slottin' the win, and it's gotta feel good, way to go, Takeshi!

Alternate takes of Takeshi Sato's win dialogue.

Takeshi-san's our winner, my main man, oh! Hats off, Takeshi Sato, the big winner!

Ivan Tarkovsky, oh, he's your first place winner, it's Ivan Tarkovsky!

Paul Trask! Paul Trask blisters it!

Alternate takes of Paul Trask's win dialogue.

Paul Trask, snatchin' the win! Wow, what a great run!

Our winner, Ryo Watanabe! Ryo takin' another big W today!

Oh! And Cooper leaves 'em nothin'!

More of the player's win dialogue.

It's the top step of the podium for Ryan Cooper!

Who-hoa, that is a sweet ride!

Ho-ho-ho! Whoo!

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Oh, that's what I'm talkin' about right there, unbelievable!

Whoo-hoo, check it out!