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This is a sub-page of Proto:The Simpsons Game (PlayStation 2, PlayStation Portable, Wii).

The Wii prototype also contains early subtitles from earlier builds of the New-Gen version, most with onomotopoeias and notes removed.

Global#

String Label

Early String

Final String

homr_xxx_0003c4c

Burrito!

Mmm, burrito!

homr_xxx_0003c4d

Baguette!

Yumm, Baguette!

homr_xxx_0003c4f

Snails!

Mmm, snails!

homr_xxx_0003c5a

(SINGS "MACHO MAN") Nacho Nacho Hat!

Nacho Nacho Hat!

homr_xxx_0003c5f

(disgusted) Fruit! Yuck!

Eww, fruit! Yuck!

homr_xxx_0003c6b

Mmm...liquid ham!

Aah, liquid ham!

homr_xxx_0003c6c

Pepperoni!

Mmm, pepperoni!

homr_xxx_0003c6c

Chocolate Rabbit Parts!

Oooh, chocolate rabbit parts!

homr_xxx_0003c44

Hobbit pie!

Mmm...hobbit pie!

homr_xxx_0003c45

Cabbage head!

Mmm, cabbage head!

homr_xxx_0003c46

Leg o' ham!

Mmm...leg o' ham!

homr_xxx_0003c49

Freedom fries!

Mmm...freedom fries!

homr_xxx_0003c57

Pretzel!

Myum, pretzel!

homr_xxx_0003c60

(choking) I swallowed the pit!

Aagh, I swallowed the pit!

homr_xxx_0003c74

Rice -- bor-ring!

Rice? Bor-ring!

homr_xxx_0003c76

Candy chunk!

Mmm, candy chunk!

homr_xxx_0005a2f

I'll hum while I wait.

I'll hum while I wait. (HUMS)

homr_xxx_0005e03

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(SCREAMS)

homr_xxx_0005e04

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(SCREAMS)

homr_xxx_0005e05

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(SCREAMS)

homr_xxx_0005e06

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(SCREAMS)

homr_xxx_0005e07

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(SCREAMS)

homr_xxx_0005e08

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(SCREAMS)

lisa_xxx_0005a52

Yes!!!

Yes!

lisa_xxx_0005a61

(VALLEY GIRL) Um, I'm like waiting.

Um, I'm like waiting.

The Land of Chocolate#

String Label

Early String

Final String

chcb_xxx_0005bd1

Your backfat is sweating!

Ha, Your back fat is sweating!

homr_xxx_0000aea

Who knew chocolate melts in your mouth?

Oh, who knew chocolate melts in your mouth?

homr_xxx_0000aeb

(EXCITED) Sugar rush!

Mmm, sugar rush!

homr_xxx_0000aec

(EXHAUSTED) Sugar crash...

Sugar crash...

homr_xxx_0000aee

(ORGASMIC) Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

homr_xxx_0000af8

(MURDEROUS) I want to pat the bunny!

I want to pat the bunny!

homr_xxx_0000af9

You're going to get such an eating!

Oh, you're going to get such an eating!

homr_xxx_0000afd

I'm gonna lick you all over!

Oh, I'm gonna lick you all over!

homr_xxx_0000b0a

(AMUSED) You don't even bleed!

You don't even bleed!

homr_xxx_0003e67

I'm so buying a summer home here!

I am so buying a summer home here!

homr_xxx_0003e6b

(WORRIED) I hope I don't stain my clothes.

I hope I don't stain my clothes.

homr_xxx_0003e6d

(SCARED) I hope I don't run into any Oompa Loompas.

I hope I don't run into any Oompa Loompas.

wchr_xxx_0000b33

I've never seen anyone wet their pants while jumping.

Haha, I've never seen anyone wet their pants while jumping.

Springfield#

String Label

Early String

Final String

moes_xxx_0005466

(jovial) Lookin' good, ya big piece of crap!

Hey, lookin' good, ya big piece of crap!

Bartman Begins#

String Label

Early String

Final String

bart_xxx_0000848

(a la, Ali) I am the greatest!

I am the greatest!

bart_xxx_0000854

(frightened) Holy Shakira, that thing's creepy!

Holy Shakira, that thing's creepy!

bart_xxx_0000855

(screams) Frankenstein's bones!

Ehhhh, Frankenstein's bones!

bart_xxx_0000857

(to Homer) With my courage and your ability to be fat and stand in place, we can do anything!

With my courage and your ability to be fat and stand in place, we can do anything!

bart_xxx_0000858

(to Homer) That you've been hanging out down here both weirds me out and makes me jealous.

That you've been hanging out down here both weirds me out and makes me jealous.

bart_xxx_000085a

Cool! I'm lurking around in a cave, just like a real bat...I mean Bart. I hope DC didn't hear that.

Cool! I'm lurking around in a cave, just like the real Batman...I mean Bartman. I hope DC didn't hear that.

bart_xxx_0000867

Whoah! I feel like magma!

Whoa! I feel like magma!

bart_xxx_000087c

(a la Hal from "2001") I'm sorry, Jimbo. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

I'm sorry, Jimbo. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

bart_xxx_0004acf

(a la Salah) Theyre digging in the right place!

They're digging in the right place!

homr_xxx_0000889

(laughs stupidly) Funny man go boom.

(LAUGHS) Funny man go boom.

homr_xxx_000088b

(jealous) I wish I could lie down.

I wish I could lie down.

homr_xxx_0000892

(disappointed) I had twenty bucks on the guard.

Aww, I had twenty bucks on the guard.

homr_xxx_0000894

(teary) They become deadly fighting machines so fast.

They become deadly fighting machines so fast.

homr_xxx_00008a3

(disappointed) Oh, why does Bart always get the sexy platforms?

Oh, why does Bart always get the sexy platforms?

homr_xxx_00008b5

(to Bart) Maybe don't tell your Mom about the cave and the swimsuit magazines. The bats are okay, though.

Uhh, maybe don't tell your Mom about the cave and the swimsuit magazines. The bats are okay, though.

homr_xxx_00008bd

Bart looks as graceful as Mikhail Baryshnikov!

Bart looks like a graceful Mikhail Baryshnikov!

homr_xxx_00008c2

Way to go, Bart! (threatening) But don't show me up!

Way to go, Bart! But don't show me up!

homr_xxx_00015ad

This requires trying, better leave it for Bart.

Hmm, this requires trying, better leave it to Bart.

homr_xxx_00015ae

(whiny) Bart, you deal with the slidy shelves! I don't wanna!

Bart, you deal with the slidy shelves! I don't wanna!

homr_xxx_00015b0

(dawning realization) When I step on these things, I go down. I'm a freaking genius!

When I step on these things, I go down. I'm a freaking genius!

homr_xxx_0004ad3

I wonder who invented this place; probably Einstein.

Hey, I wonder who invented this place; probably Einstein.

krny_xxx_00008e0

(emotional) This moat reminds me of the gap between me and my son.

This moat reminds me of the gap between me and my son.

krny_xxx_00008e2

(frightened caveman grunts)

Ooh ooh Ah aah ahh hah!

krny_xxx_00008e3

(terrified) What a fascinating slice of life!

What a fascinating slice of life!

krny_xxx_00008e5

(nostalgic) You never see fathers and sons getting their butts kicked together anymore.

Ah, you never see fathers and sons getting their butts kicked together anymore.

mgwg_xxx_00015b7

If it weren't for my damned vertigo, I'd climb up there after you!

I'd climb up there after you if it weren't for my damn vertigo!

mvfe_xxx_000091c

(angry female voice) And woman!

And woman!

mvma_xxx_0000917

Welcome to Springfield Museum's History of Man!

Welcome to Springfield Museum's History of Man! And woman!... and woman.

mvma_xxx_0000918

(male voice again, grudging) And woman.

And woman.

Around the World in 80 Bites#

String Label

Early String

Final String

barn_xxx_00000ad

I will crush you like a... (GIANT BELCH)

I will crush you like a... (BURPS)

barn_xxx_000020f

Ow! (BELCH)

Oww! (BURPS)

barn_xxx_0000216

Why is that french fry wearing a cape?

Hey, why is that French fry wearing a cape?

barn_xxx_0003ccd

Homer -- have you lost weight?

Homer, have you lost weight?

barn_xxx_0003cce

Help -- an angry round Homer!

Help! An angry round Homer!

barn_xxx_0003ccf

Bart's in a costume! Happy Halloween Bart!

Hey, Bart's in a costume! Happy Halloween Bart!

bart_xxx_00000b4

(CONCERNED) You're a little too good at this, Dad.

You're a little too good at this, Dad.

bart_xxx_00002e1

(MISCHIEVOUS LAUGH)

ha ha ha ha ha ha hah

bart_xxx_0000e5b

(MISCHIEVOUS LAUGH)

ha ha ha ha hah

bart_xxx_0003d01

Ah Mexico -- where the mice are speedy and the food is delicious!

Ah Mexico -- where the mice are speedy and the food is delicioso!

bart_xxx_0003d01

Settle Down, Homer! My Bartman sense tells me there's plenty of food in those piñatas! (DEFENSIVE) That's right, I have a Bartman sense!

Settle Down, Homer! My Bartman sense tells me there’s plenty of food in those piñatas! That’s right, I have a Bartman sense!

bumb_xxx_0000246

Su boca parece perezosa. (Subtitle: Your mouth looks lazy.)

Su boca parece perezosa.

bumb_xxx_0000247

Usted se inclinara como mis antennas cuando usted pierde. (Subtitle: You will droop like my antennae when you lose.)

Usted se inclinara como mis antennas cuando usted pierde.

bumb_xxx_0000248

Somos igualmente gordos.(Subtitle: We are equally fat.)

Somos igualmente gordos.

bumb_xxx_0000249

Dios mio!

Ay, Dios mio!

bumb_xxx_000024b

ÁMi aguijón! (Subtitle: My stinger!)

ÁMi aguijón!

bumb_xxx_000024c

Mucho boo-boo!

Ay, mucho boo-boo!

bumb_xxx_000024f

Zorro ha venido a salvarme! (Subtitle: Zorro has come to save me!)

Zorro ha venido a salvarme!

bumb_xxx_0000251

Delicioso!

Mmm, delicioso!

bumb_xxx_0000254

Mucho gusto!

Mmm, mucho gusto!

bumb_xxx_0000258

Perdoneme!

Oh, perdoneme!

cbgy_xxx_0000241

Personal space!

Umm, personal space!

cbgy_xxx_0003cd9

Simpson's fatter than me -- and that's fat!

Ooh, Simpson is fatter than me -- that's fat!

cbgy_xxx_0003cdd

Don't bump me -- I'll sue!

Do not bump me, I will sue!

cwig_xxx_000028e

So much better than Sara's cooking.

Mmm, so much better than Sara's cooking.

cwig_xxx_000028f

I really am a pig.

Ahh, I really am a pig.

cwig_xxx_0000292

Keep in mind, I'm armed!

Hey, keep in mind, I'm armed!

cwig_xxx_0003cf5

A masked vigilante! Less work for me!

Great, a masked vigilante! Less work for me!

cwig_xxx_0003cf8

Pardon my gun!

Heh, pardon my gun!

dman_xxx_0000298

The unthinkable has happened here, a Super Food has fallen!

The unthinkable has happened here, a super food has fallen!

dman_xxx_0000299

(DISCLAIMER) Duff is not responsible for contestants turning into balls.

Duff is not responsible for contestants turning into balls.

dman_xxx_000029a

A moment of silence for the Super Taco. (BEAT) Oh, yeah!

A moment of silence for the Super Taco. Oh, yeah!

dman_xxx_00002a2

The carnage on the eating floor is truly overwhelming-- (BARFS, THEN WEAK) Oh, yeah...

The carnage on the eating floor is truly overwhelming...oh, yeah...

dman_xxx_00002a6

(CONCERNED) Is it bad if one of your thumbs is bigger than the other?

Is it bad if one of your thumbs is bigger than the other?

dman_xxx_00002a8

If Duffman had stayed in school, Duffman would be far, far away from here. (SIGHS, WISTFUL) Oh, yeah...

If Duffman had stayed in school, Duffman would be far, far away from here. Oh, yeah...

dman_xxx_00002ad

On your mark, get set, chow!!

Chow!!

homr_xxx_00002af

(PLEASED) Keep it up boy... (MURDEROUS) Or else.

Keep it up boy...or else.

homr_xxx_00002b0

Atta boy, Burt! (CORRECTING QUICKLY) I mean Bart!

Atta boy, Burt! I mean Bart!

homr_xxx_00002b2

Win my love, Bart! (ANGRY) Win it!

Win my love, Bart Win it!

homr_xxx_00002c0

Don't hurt me when you get up.

Hey, don't hurt me when you get up

homr_xxx_00002c9

Ooh, China -- that's where they invented ice cream!

Ooh, China, that's where they invented ice cream!

homr_xxx_00002ce

Atsa spicy meatball!

Hey, that's-a spicy meatball!

otto_xxx_0000277

You're stepping on my eating solo!

Hey, you're stepping on my eating solo!

otto_xxx_0003ceb

Homer's so big -- this better be a hallucination!

Homer's so big. Whoa, this better be a hallucination!

otto_xxx_0003cec

Homer's fatter than the pink floyd pig!

Homer's fatter than the Pink Floyd pig!

otto_xxx_0003ced

Look -- it's Batman but it's Bart!

Whoa, it's Batman but it's Bart!

otto_xxx_0003cef

I am a Golden God -- so move!

I am a Golden God, so move!

wili_xxx_0003cd0

Ach! Simpson's more bloated than a dead sheep!

Ugh! Simpson's more bloated than a dead sheep!

wili_xxx_0003cd1

Homer's a giant yellow superball -- and willie hates superballs!

Homer's a great giant superball -- and willie hates superballs!

wili_xxx_0003cd5

You tore my kilt!

Ya tore my kilt!

wili_xxx_0003cd7

Pardon my beard!

Ooh, pardon my beard!

wili_xxx_0005b15

("FREEDOM!") SCREW YOU!!!

Screw you!

Lisa the Treehugger#

String Label

Early String

Final String

bart_xxx_00003c8

Not bad for a girl.

Not bad, for a girl.

bart_xxx_00003d4

(SINGSONG) Warriors, come out and play.

Warriors, come out and play.

bart_xxx_00003e2

(DERISIVE NOISE) This is just like that game my mom likes.

This is just like that game my mom likes.

lg01_xxx_00003e8

(LOUD "GRRRR")

Arrrgh!

lg01_xxx_00003f1

Oof, I hate physical pain.

God, I hate physical pain.

lg01_xxx_00003f3

What about my pension plan? (Thanks for this one.)

What about my pension plan?

lg01_xxx_00003fc

Feels good knowing we're destroyin' the Earth for future generations.

Ha, feels good knowing we're destroyin' the Earth for future generations.

lg01_xxx_0000401

So what is the difference between flan and crème brûlée?

So what's the difference between flan and crème brûlée?

lg01_xxx_0000402

My wife and I certainly did some logging last night. (LASCIVIOUS)

My wife and I certainly did some logging last night, hahaha.

lg02_xxx_000041f

(INDIGNANT): I cannot believe you just asked me that.

I cannot believe you just asked me that.

lg02_xxx_0000407

(GIANT ARGGH!)

yarrgghhhh!

lg02_xxx_0000413

(SORROWFUL WEEPING)

ahh ha ha ha ha ha

lg02_xxx_0000421

(SUPER ENTHUSIASTIC): I do! I do!

I do! I do!

lisa_xxx_00003a9

And now to defend a defenseless planet...

And now to defend a defenseless planet!

lisa_xxx_00003c1

(FRENCH) Formidable!

Formidable!

lisa_xxx_00003c4

(GASPS) My poor leafy friends!

Ah, my poor leafy friends!

lisa_xxx_00003c5

(GULPS) Now that looks scary.

Now that looks scary!

lisa_xxx_00003c6

Now that's original. (VERY DRY)

Well that's original.

lisa_xxx_0000934

Bart, you kicked the sap out of that guy!

You kicked the sap out of that guy!

lisa_xxx_0000935

You made them look like... (mocking) Weeping Willows!

You made them look like weeping willows!

lisa_xxx_0000938

(battle cry) Timber!

Timber!

lnny_xxx_0004ebc

Goodbye everyone! Especially Carl!

Goodbye cruel world, and Carl! Oh!

Mob Rules#

String Label

Early String

Final String

apux_xxx_00047ce

(threatening) Looks like it's time for me to arrange a funeral.

Looks like it's time for me to arrange a funeral.

apux_xxx_00047d4

("say uncle") Say Ganeesh!

Say Ganeesh!

apux_xxx_00047d5

I will destroy it, but it will just come back as something else.

I will destroy it, but it will come back as something else.

apux_xxx_00047d7

(attack yell)

Hyaaah!

apux_xxx_00047df

I would like to get home in time for Sportscenter.

I would like to get home in time for SportsCenter.

apux_xxx_00047e0

I'm using up a year's worth of breaks at the Kwik-E-Mart.

I am using up a year's worth of breaks at the Kwik-E-Mart.

apux_xxx_00047e1

Great success!

Oh, great success!

apux_xxx_00047e2

(like the famous soccer announcer) Gooooaaaaal! We reached our goooaaaal!

Gooooaaaaal! We reached our goooaaaal!

askn_xxx_00047bc

(attack yell)

Yaaah yah ha!

askn_xxx_00047bd

(pleased) So relaxing.

So relaxing.

askn_xxx_00047bf

(proud) I had elicit relations with Frank Lloyd Wright.

I had illicit relations with Frank Lloyd Wright.

barn_xxx_00047e6

I'll join, but I'll have to pay the initiation fee with scrap metal.

I'll join if I can pay the initiation fee in scrap metal.

barn_xxx_00047e7

(emotional) I wish Mom could see me now.

I wish my mom could see me now.

barn_xxx_00047ef

I'll wreck it! (sad) I wreck everything.

I'll wreck it! I wreck everything.

barn_xxx_00047f2

(attack yell)

Yeaaaagh!

barn_xxx_00047fd

I'm finally a winner! (belch)

I'm finally a winner!

barn_xxx_00047fe

(disappointed) I thought everything would stop spinning if we did it.

I thought everything would stop spinning if we did it.

barn_xxx_0004800

That's what I'm talking about! (then) What was I talking about?

That's what I'm talking about! What was I talking about?

carl_xxx_0004826

I'm not Eddie!

I am not Eddie!

carl_xxx_0004827

Don't judge my race on this!

Please don't judge my race on this!

carl_xxx_000482a

Shaft!

Shaft! Ha!

carl_xxx_000482d

Consider it done. (cocky) You're talking to Carl, here.

Consider it done. You're talking to Carl, here.

carl_xxx_000482e

(attack yell)

Hiyaah!

carl_xxx_0004831

It's like I say to Lenny, why don't we build on what we have?

Eh, it's like I say to Lenny, why don't we build on what we have?

carl_xxx_0004832

Will do. I'm the son of the next-door neighbor to a carpenter.

Will do. I'm the son of a next-door neighbor to a carpenter.

carl_xxx_0004834

(annoyed) I'll wait right here, Miss Daisy - I mean, Marge.

Yeah, I'll wait right here, Miss Daisy - I mean, Marge.

carl_xxx_0004837

(bitchy) Some of us have pilates in the morning.

Uh, some of us have pilates in the morning.

carl_xxx_0004838

I love validation!

Yes, I love validation!

carl_xxx_0004839

Carl's in the house!

Carl is in the house!

carl_xxx_000483a

That's Carl Carlson's way!

And that is Carl Carlson's way!

clet_xxx_000483c

(touched) Aw ...I feel like that Cinder-fella must'a.

Aw ...I feel like that Cinder-fella must'a.

clet_xxx_000483d

Sure... as long 'un you don't have no minimum teeth requirement.

As long as you don't have no minimum teeth requirement.

clet_xxx_000483f

Like them hippies like to' say, "Go ahead, make my day."

Like them hippies say, "Go ahead, make my day."

clet_xxx_0004842

You're not from around here, are you?

You ain't from around here, are ya?

clet_xxx_0004847

Yes, ma'am lady.

Yes'm, ma'am lady.

clet_xxx_000484a

(attack yell)

Heyeaaah!

clet_xxx_000484b

(confused sounds)

Whuh?

clet_xxx_000484c

Fer the love of possum...

Oh, fer the love of possum...

clet_xxx_000484f

I'm a fixin' to fix that.

Yeah, I'm a fixin' to fix that.

clet_xxx_0004851

(sneezes)

Ah-choo!

clet_xxx_0004854

I can't tell no time, but I'd approxmillate we done been here six months.

I can't tell no time, but I'd approxmillate we gonna be done been here six months.

clet_xxx_0004855

Brandine's a gonna kill me if I don't git home. I ain't got her pregnant in a week.

Uh, Brandine's gonna kill me if I don't git home. I ain't got her pregnant in a week.

clet_xxx_0004856

Yokel power!

Yes! Yokel power!

clet_xxx_0004858

We done did it!

Woo! We done it!

clet_xxx_000485a

(joyous) I feel just like Larry the Cable Guy!

I feel just like Larry the Cable Guy!

cwig_xxx_0000df0

You can't come back here because...um...there's going to be a surprise party for you, but it isn't ready yet. Yeah, that's it.

Uh, you can't come back here because', uh, there's going to be a surprise party for you, but it isn't ready yet. Yeah, yeah that's it.

cwig_xxx_0000df1

You can't come back here, but that doesn't mean there isn't anything back here because that's just crazy.

You can't come back here, uh, but that doesn't mean there isn't anything back here because, well that's just crazy.

cwig_xxx_0000df2

(defensive) I'm just supervising from back here, okay?

I'm just supervising from back here, okay?

edie_xxx_0000dfe

(sarcastic) Yeah, you're cool enough to come back here.

Yeah, you're cool enough to come back here.

frin_xxx_0004956

You're lucky to have me in your mob. I have a PhD from Devry.

Uh yes, you're lucky to have me in your mob. I have a PhD from DeVry.

frin_xxx_0004957

Feel free to input me into the algorithm of your mob. Don't kill me.

Ah, feel free to input me into the algorithm of your mob. But don't kill me.

frin_xxx_0004958

I will defeat my foes with superior intellect and slapping.

I will defeat my foes with superior intellect and a good deal of slapping.

frin_xxx_0004959

(angry Frink noise)

Oh for glavin out loud...

frin_xxx_000495d

Don't hurt me!

Please don't hurt me!

frin_xxx_000495e

If I'd known there was going to be destruction, I would have worn my robot arms.

Oh, if I'd known there was going to be destruction, I would have worn my robot arms. G-hey.

frin_xxx_0004960

(attack yell)

Attacking!

frin_xxx_0004961

Intelligent design!

Ha, intelligent design!

frin_xxx_0004962

Hunk of junk!

Stupid hunk of junk!

frin_xxx_0004963

I'll put it together with the gluing and the nailing.

I'll put it together with the gluing and the nailing and the sander...

frin_xxx_0004966

Very well. While I wait, I'll calculate something important in my brain.

Ah, very well. While I wait, I'll calculate something important in my brain. There it is.

frin_xxx_0004967

(insulted) I don't think Newton's mob made him wait, but fine.

Uh, I don't think Newton's mob made him wait, but fine.

frin_xxx_0004968

My wife's going to kill me if I don't get home for the dinner and the dishes and the how was your day, dear?!

My robot's going to kill me if I don't get home for the dinner and the dishes and the how was your day, dear?!

frin_xxx_000496a

The serotonin in my brain means I'm happy!

The serotonin in my brain means I am happy!

frin_xxx_000496b

(pleased Frink noise)

Ah, well, glavin-glee.

frin_xxx_000496c

Who's the nerd now?! (dorky laugh)

Well, who's the nerd now?! bwahahahavin.

grmp_xxx_0004891

I'm president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance, why not your mob?

Since I'm president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance, why not your mob?

grmp_xxx_0004895

I want to be young again!

I wanna be young again!

grmp_xxx_00048a0

(attack yell)

Yaaah!

grmp_xxx_00048a5

(snoring, followed by waking up)

Zzzz, Ha choo bet joo fee hep beb.

jany_xxx_0000e1a

(whispers) I think my game likes me.

I think my game likes me.

jany_xxx_0000e22

We want violence!

We want violence! We want violence! We want violence!

jany_xxx_0000e23

No supervision!

No supervision! No supervision!

jany_xxx_0000e24

Not the boss of us!

Not the boss of us! Not the boss of us!

jany_xxx_0000e25

What do we want? Violence! When do we want it? Now!

What do we want? Violence! When do we want it? Now! What do we want? Violence! When do we want it? Now!

jany_xxx_0000e26

"V" for violence!

V for violence! "V" for violence! "V" for violence!

jany_xxx_0000e27

Anarchy always! Naps never!

Anarchy always! Naps never! Anarchy always! Naps never!

jany_xxx_0000e28

All we are saying, is give vice a chance!

All we are saying, is give vice a chance! All we are saying, is give vice a chance!

jany_xxx_0000e29

A sick mind is a terrible thing to waste!

A sick mind is a terrible thing to waste! A sick mind is a terrible thing to waste!

jany_xxx_0005b2b

I wanna marry Steve Wiebe. (WEEBE)

I wanna marry Steve Wiebe.

jhib_xxx_0004861

(chuckles)

He he he he he.

jhib_xxx_0004864

What hippocratic oath?!

What Hippocratic oath?

jhib_xxx_0004865

(murderous) The doctor is in!

The doctor is in!

jhib_xxx_0004869

(attack yell)

Aaaaah!

jhib_xxx_0004871

While I wait, I'd like to discuss the importance of diet. (then) Screw it - everything's bad for you.

While I wait, I'd like to discuss the importance of diet. Oh screw it - everything's bad for you.

jhib_xxx_0004872

(stressed) If I miss any appointments, I have to charge myself.

If I miss any appointments, I have to charge myself.

jhib_xxx_0004873

Wasting our time is no laughing matter. (stifles chuckle)

Wasting our time is no laughing matter. He he, ahem.

jmbo_xxx_0004773

(worried) You can still get a good job if you don't finish school, right?

You can still get a good job if you don't finish school, right?

jmbo_xxx_0004774

I spent all my food money on this game. (sighs) At least dreaming is free.

I spent all my food money on this game. Huh, At least dreaming is free.

kbmn_xxx_00048d8

(attack yell)

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

kbmn_xxx_00048e6

(a la "Cubs win! Cubs win!") Mob wins! Mob wins!

Mob wins! Mob wins!

krab_xxx_0004883

(attack yell)

Haaah!

krab_xxx_0004886

I usually hate arts and crafts.

Oh, I usually hate arts and crafts.

krus_xxx_00048f5

(attack yell)

Gaaaah!

krus_xxx_00048fa

(sings) "Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel..."

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay.

krus_xxx_00048fb

I'm not too good to wait - unlike those gay Cirque du Soleil clowns.

I'm not too good to wait - unlike those French Canadian Cirque du Soleil clowns.

krus_xxx_00048fd

Could we get a move on? I'm auditioning to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts in the next Potter movie.

Uh, could we get a move on? I'm auditioning to play the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher in the next Potter movie.

krus_xxx_00048fe

Does this count as community service? (shocked/super pissed) No?!

Does this count as community service? No?!

krus_xxx_0004903

In your face, McDonald!

In your face, Ronald McDonald!

lisa_xxx_0000dcc

Please don't put this on my permanent record!

Don't put this on my permanent record!

lisa_xxx_0000dc0

Mom, you're as tough as Hilary, but more likeable!

You're as tough as Hilary, but more likeable!

lisa_xxx_0005b26

It's a logo! For a... (DISGUSTED) corporation!

It's a logo! For a corporation!

ljoy_xxx_000497c

(attack yell)

Aaaaaaaah!

ljoy_xxx_000497d

(evil laugh)

Mua ha ha ha.

ljoy_xxx_0004980

I prefer to have my flock do the heavy lifting, but what the hell.

I prefer to have my flock do the lifting, but what the hell.

ljoy_xxx_0004983

Yeah, I'll wait. Patience is a virtue, yada, yada, yada...

Yes, I'll wait. Patience is a virtue, yada, yada, yada.

lnny_xxx_0004911

(attack yell)

Aaaaaah!

lnny_xxx_0004919

I'll wait, but I swear I won't... (tearing up) cry. (cries a little) Damn it.

I'll wait, but I swear I won't cry. Damn it.

loux_xxx_0000dfc

I'd like to let you back here... (whispers) but my boss is kind of a jerk.

Uh, I'd like to let you back here, but uh, but my boss is, uh, kind of a jerk.

marg_xxx_0000d87

I've had tougher struggles with a pie crust.

Oh, I've had tougher struggles with a pie crust.

marg_xxx_0000d97

Standards have really slipped since I was a cop.

Oh, standards have really slipped since I was a cop.

marg_xxx_000475b

(like to a dog) Stay! Good mob!

Stay! Good mob!

marg_xxx_0004743

(a la "Braveheart") No freedom!

No freedom!

mayr_xxx_0000dd5

You're way cuter than your mom.

You are uh, way cuter than your mom.

mayr_xxx_0000dd8

(screams, then relieved) Oh, dear Lord, I thought you were old and wrinkled, but you're just pruning.

Aah! Oh, oh dear Lord, I thought you were old and wrinkled, but you're just pruning.

mayr_xxx_0000dd9

I'd like you two to do some poling for me.

I'd like you two to do some, uh, poling for me. (GIGGLES)

mccl_xxx_000480a

I'll give you scurvy!

I'll give ya scurvy!

mccl_xxx_000480b

Why won't you scuttle?!

Why won't ye scuttle?!

mccl_xxx_000481a

Captain Hook would have had us out of here an hour ago.

Yarr, Captain Hook would have had us out of here an hour ago.

mccl_xxx_0004805

You picked the right man. I know karate! Arrrr!

You picked the right man. I know karate! Yearrrr!

mccl_xxx_0004811

(frustrated) Arrr...

Yearrgh.

mccl_xxx_0004812

(pleased) Arrr...

Yarhargh...

mccl_xxx_0004816

(singing) "I'm building a mystery..."

I'm building a mystery...

moes_xxx_0004b3f

(attack yell)

Hyaaaah!

moes_xxx_0004b36

I've got a devastating sucker punch.

Oh, I've got a devastating sucker punch.

moes_xxx_0004b4c

(surprised) Feels good not to fail.

Hey, it feels good not to fail!

moes_xxx_0004b42

It'll be good to do somethin' positive.

Eh, it'll be good to do somethin' positive.

moes_xxx_0004b43

(threatening) We can build this the easy way or the hard way.

We can build this the easy way or the hard way.

moes_xxx_0004b44

Give it flair...

Give it a little flair...

moes_xxx_0004b45

Make it sexy...

And make it sexy...

moes_xxx_0004b49

I can't wait much longer. I ain't wearing sunscreen and I don't take no chances with my skin.

Uh, I can't wait much longer. I ain't wearing sunscreen and I don't take no chances with my skin.

nedf_xxx_0000e4e

Hi, I'm Ned NED. I'm good at stabbing.

Hi, I'm Ned Flanders. I'm good at stabbing.

nedf_xxx_0000e47

God's called me to help you kick ass.

God's called me to help you kick heiney.

nedf_xxx_0000e49

You had me at "let's get them."

Hey, you had me at let's get 'em!

nedf_xxx_0000e50

Let's smite some ass!

Let's smite some heiney!

nedf_xxx_0000e55

(a la Jack Nicholson in "The Shining") Heeeere's Neddy!

Heeeere's Neddy!

nedf_xxx_00047aa

I feel as pure as a virgin!

Ah, I feel as pure as a virgin!

nedf_xxx_000479e

(murderous) Hi-diddly-ho!

Hi-diddly-ho!

nedf_xxx_000479f

(upbeat) Take that!

Take that!

otto_xxx_000492a

I'll treat it like a Jimi Hendrix guitar.

I'll treat it like Jimi Hendrix treated his guitar.

otto_xxx_000492d

(attack yell)

Blaaaaah!

otto_xxx_0004932

(pleased) Dude.

Dude.

otto_xxx_0004933

(confused) Dude?

Dude?

ptty_xxx_0004947

(attack yell)

Hi-Yah!

ptty_xxx_0004952

(flat) I feel so alive.

I feel so alive.

rwig_xxx_000476d

I'm gonna set you on fire! (giggles)

I'm gonna set you on fire! (GIGGLES)

shri_xxx_0004783

Get ready for the smackdown!

Get ready for the smack down!

skin_xxx_00049a7

I'd like to join this mob under my real name, Armin Tanzarian.

A mob, eh? Well I am susceptible to group-think.

skin_xxx_00049b3

(attack yell)

Aaaaaaaah!

skin_xxx_00049b7

(concerned) Mm...

Mmm.

skin_xxx_00049b8

(pleased) Mm...

Mmmm.

slma_xxx_00049a1

I feel great! (coughing fit)

I feel great! (COUGHS)

slma_xxx_00049a5

This is the best day of my life! (sighs)

This is the best day of my life! (SIGHS)

slma_xxx_0004996

(attack yell)

Yarr!

slma_xxx_0004998

Arrivaderci.

Arrivederci.

smth_xxx_0004a88

I don't really consider myself much of a follower.

I, uh, don’t really consider myself much of a follower.

smth_xxx_0004abf

(attack yell)

Aaaaaaaaaah!

smth_xxx_0004ac3

(pleased) Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

smth_xxx_0004ac4

Divine...

Divine!

snak_xxx_0004a1b

(attack yell)

Hyaaaah!

snak_xxx_0004a6b

Woo like hoo!

Oh totally woo hoo!

snak_xxx_0004a75

This is fun. I should join a gang.

This is fun. I should join that gang.

snak_xxx_00049c1

I'll join. I was on my way to rob an orphanage, but that's so cliché.

I'll join. I was on my way to rob an orphanage, but that's so last year.

snak_xxx_00049c3

(teary) My dad used to send me out to attack people, too.

Oh, my dad used to send me out to attack people, too.

snak_xxx_00049c4

It feels wrong to attack someone if you're not robbing them.

It feels wrong to attack someone if you're not going to rob them.

snak_xxx_00049f3

Hold still so I can punch you!

Dude, hold still so I can punch you!

snak_xxx_00049fb

This is, like, a beat down!

This is, like, a total beat down!

wili_xxx_00048b2

I was on me way to community college to better me life, but I'll do this instead.

I was on me way to community college, but I'll do this instead.

wili_xxx_00048b3

Thank you. You've made an illegal immigrant very happy.

Ah, thank you. You've made an illegal immigrant very happy.

wili_xxx_00048b4

(a la Bond, but angry) Me name's Willie, Groundskeeper Willie!

Me name's Willie, Groundskeeper Willie!

wili_xxx_00048be

(attack yell)

Aaaaagh!

wili_xxx_00048c2

(burps) 'Scuse me.

Burp, excuse me!

wili_xxx_00048c3

(straining) Fit together!

Fit together!

wili_xxx_00048c7

(impatient) It's almost four o'clock and that's Willie's time.

It's almost four twenty, and that's Willie's time.

wili_xxx_00048c8

(a la "Braveheart") Freeeeedom!

Freeeeedom!

wili_xxx_00048ca

(teary) I wish me best mate, Frank Grimes, was here.

I wish me best mate, Frank Grimes, was here.

While this voiceline is used in-game, this is one of the only voicelines in both versions that doesn't have a subtitle associated with it.

String Label

String

nedf_xxx_0000e3e

I'm glad Maude didn't live to see this, or that awful Jimmy Kimmel show.

Enter the Cheatrix#

String Label

Early String

Final String

bart_xxx_0003a1a

Another page!!!! Radical!!!

Another page, radical!

bart_xxx_0003a1b

I gots all KIND of pages! Yeah!!!

I gots all KIND of pages! Yeah!

bart_xxx_0003a1c

Whoa -- it's a blast from the past!

Whoa, it's a blast from the past!

bart_xxx_0003a1d

These must be the slaves. What a bummer!!!!!

These must be the slaves. What a bummer!

bart_xxx_0003a1e

Wow, glad I'm not one of these guys!!!!

Wow, glad I'm not one of these guys!

bart_xxx_0003a2e

Play action fake...in the pocket...touchdown!

Play action fake, in the pocket, touchdown!

bart_xxx_0003a5d

Think happy thoughts, Frink! The superteam is on the way!

Think happy thoughts, Frink! The super team is on the way!

bart_xxx_0003a20

Hey! Those guys are fighters from Punch Fighter 2! I know all your moves!

Hey, it's the fighters from Punch Fighter 2! I know all your moves!

bart_xxx_0003a40

Now I know how my poo feels!

Now I know how my poop feels!

bart_xxx_0003a59

I'm gonna have to jump barrels I know it!

Aww, I'm gonna have to jump barrels, I know it!

bart_xxx_0004aff

I hope I get to meet Zelda! (ALA old commercials) ZELDA!!!!!!!

I hope I get to meet Zelda. Zelda!

bart_xxx_0004b03

Why do you marketing people always just show cut-scenes in commercials!!!!

Why do you marketing people only just show cut-scenes in commercials!

bart_xxx_0004ed9

I'm like Spiderman in a Batman costume!

I'm like Spider-Man in a Batman costume!

digg_xxx_0003aea

I'm getting black lung from all these pixels!

I'm getting square lung from all these pixels!

digg_xxx_0003aed

Remember Matewan!

Remember MatewanMatewan!

eana_xxx_0003b0b

The concept of utopia is indistinguishable from its reality!!!!!!

The concept of utopia is indistinguishable from its reality!

eana_xxx_0003b06

Take intensity to the extreme!!!!

Take intensity to the extreme!

eana_xxx_0003b07

Create your own reality!!!!

Create your own reality!

eana_xxx_0003b08

Take extremity to the beyond! Extreme!!!!

Take extremity to the beyond! EXTREME!

eana_xxx_0003b09

You can do anything. But won't!!!!!

You can do anything...but you won't!

frin_xxx_0003aa9

(Frink noise) Unhand me, you pongid monster!

Unhand me, you pongid monster!

frin_xxx_0005c05

Slaughter the monkey! (INSANE LAUGH)

Slaughter the monkey!

gegf_xxx_0003ab2

(Dog Woofs)

Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof

gegf_xxx_0003abd

There are no winners, only survivors!!!!!

There are no winners, only survivors!

gegs_xxx_0003ad9

It is you who is really attacking yourself! I am an apparition!

It is you who is really attacking yourself!

gegs_xxx_0003ade

In the next world, the weak become as fish and are eaten!

In the next world, the weak become as fish and are beer-battered!

hedg_xxx_0003af5

I can't spin anymore. My back.

Ow, I can't spin anymore. My back.

lisa_xxx_0003a67

Namaste!!!!!!

Namaste!

lisa_xxx_0003a74

You have worse AI than a log in Frogger!

You have worse AI than a Frogger log!

lisa_xxx_0003a76

Your college degree is a joke!

Your communications degree is a joke!

lisa_xxx_0003aa4

Don't worry! The ape won't hurt you!

Don't worry! The ape won't hurt you! I assume!

lisa_xxx_0004b0a

Did you know shafts are always 56 degrees in Summer and Winter?!

Did you know shafts are fifty six degrees in Summer and Winter?!

lisa_xxx_0004b0d

Blood.I could never be a doctor! Good to know!

Eww! I could never be a doctor! Good to know!

lisa_xxx_0004b0e

(sigh) Marketingso many broken promises!

Ooohhh, marketing. So many broken promises!

plum_xxx_0003ae1

(Upbeat) I'm the best! (Down cast) I'm-a not the best.

I'm-a the best! I'm-a not the best.

The Day of the Dolphin#

String Label

Early String

Final String

bart_xxx_0004b7a

You stink like krill, dolphins!

You dolphins stink like krill!

bart_xxx_0004b84

What do you have against the Bartman?

Hey, what do you have against the Bartman?

bart_xxx_0004b8b

Dolphins go the way of the dinosaur!

Suh-weet! Dolphins go the way of the dinosaur!

bart_xxx_0004b93

I'm gonna sell you to the Japanese to make into weird sushi!

I'm gonna sell you to the Japanese to make you into weird sushi!

bart_xxx_0004ba5

Keep doing that Lis! Kill! Kill!!!

Keep doing that Lis! Kill! Kill! Kill!

bart_xxx_0004c0d

I gotta get a caricature of me rollerblading while we're at the pier!

We're at the pier. I've gotta get a caricature of me rollerblading.

bart_xxx_0004c1d

I'll give you a hint: Blick the Blophins with your Bluddha Bland.

Here's a hint: Blick the Blophins with your Bluddha Bland.

bart_xxx_0004ec2

An aquarium! On no -- this level is... (DAWNING) educational!

An aquarium?! Oh no, this level is... educational!

bart_xxx_0005c08

How ironic. An ocean park has a aquarium full of water from the ocean. (SHAKES HEAD) How ironic.

How ironic. An ocean park has a aquarium full of water from the ocean. How ironic.

dolg_xxx_0004f49

Dolphin squeak.

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

dolg_xxx_0004f4a

Dolphin squeak.

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

dolg_xxx_0004f4b

Dolphin squeak.

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

dolg_xxx_0004f4f

Dolphin squeak.

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

dolg_xxx_0005140

Dolphin squeak

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

dolg_xxx_0005141

Dolphin squeak

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

dolg_xxx_0005142

Dolphin squeak

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

dolg_xxx_0005143

Dolphin squeak

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

dolg_xxx_0005144

Dolphin squeak

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

dolg_xxx_0005145

Dolphin squeak

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

dolg_xxx_0005146

Dolphin squeak

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

dolk_xxx_0004c03

(SINGING) When Snorky comes swimming home again, hurrah! Hurrah!

When Snorky comes swimming home again, hurrah! Hurrah!

dols_xxx_0004f4c

Dolphin squeak.

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

dols_xxx_0004f4d

Dolphin squeak.

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

dols_xxx_0004f4e

Dolphin squeak.

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

dols_xxx_0004f50

Dolphin squeak.

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

dols_xxx_0005147

Dolphin squeak

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

dols_xxx_0005148

Dolphin squeak

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

dols_xxx_0005149

Dolphin squeak

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

dols_xxx_000514a

Dolphin squeak

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

dols_xxx_000514b

Dolphin squeak

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

dols_xxx_000514c

Dolphin squeak

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

dols_xxx_000514d

Dolphin squeak

(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)

lisa_xxx_0004bb4

I'll fight to protect my genes, dolphins!

I'll fight to protect my genes, you dolphins!

lisa_xxx_0004bb7

I'm about to go all "tuna net".

I'm about to go all tuna net on you freaks!

lisa_xxx_0004bc4

You guys fight like Peale's dolphins! Or even Fraser's dolphins! You heard me!!!!

You guys fight like Peale's dolphins! Or even Fraser's dolphins! Yeah, you heard me!

lisa_xxx_0004bc7

So here's King Snorky! (SCOFF) King! How patriarchical!

So here's King Snorky! Huh, King! How patriarchal!

lisa_xxx_0004c18

I wish I had time to read all the placards in here!!!!!!

I wish I had time to read all the placards in here!

mccl_xxx_0004bf8

(Ala Captain Quint) The jellyfish go into the water...The Snorky goes into the water...Our snorky!

The jellyfish go into the water...The Snorky goes into the water...Our Snorky!

mccl_xxx_0004ff9

Eat my 'poon! Harpoon, that is! (nervous chuckle)

Eat my 'poon! Harpoon, that is! He he, he he

Shadow of the Colossal Donut#

String Label

Early String

Final String

bart_xxx_00009fe

(delighted) Hey, it's Krusty! (confused) A bunch of Krustys? (alarmed) They're attacking! (horrified) And they're tiny!

Hey, it's Krusty! A bunch of Krustys? They're attacking, and they're tiny!

bart_xxx_0000a00

(annoyed) Oh, what a surprise - more little murderous clowns.

Oh, what a surprise - more little murderous clowns.

bart_xxx_0000a03

Here they come again! To calm myself down, I'll just picture them naked. (beat, then screams)

Here they come again! To calm myself down, I'll just picture them naked. (SCREAMS)

bart_xxx_0004c2a

Ew... mini clown corpses.

Ew, mini clown corpses.

homr_xxx_0000a13

What the heck?! Are those a bunch of tiny Krustys or am I now a giant and that's a bunch of regular-sied Krustys.

What the heck?! Are those a bunch of tiny Krustys or am I now a giant and that's a bunch of regular-sized Krustys.

homr_xxx_0000a16

(afraid) Oh no, more Mini-Krustys! (chuckles) I wonder if they all came in one tiny clown car.

Oh no, more Mini-Krustys! Haha, I wonder if they all come in one tiny clown car.

homr_xxx_0000a17

Stay calm. There's no need to panic, just another roving horde of bloodthirsty mini-clowns. (screams)

Stay calm, no need to panic, just another roving horde of bloodthirsty mini-clowns. Aah!

homr_xxx_0000a18

Here comes some more of the little guys. How can something so cute be so dangerous?

Aww, here come some more of the little guys. How can something so cute be so dangerous?

homr_xxx_0000a1b

Thank God that's over. I was getting a neck cramp from looking down all the time.

Whew. Thank God that's over. I was getting a neck cramp from looking down all the time.

homr_xxx_0000a26

You know, from down here you look kind of Presidential.

You know, from down here you look kind of Presidential. Like James Polk!

homr_xxx_0000a28

(bratty) I called "no lasers!"

Hey, I called "no lasers!"

homr_xxx_0000a31

(laughs) Bart hurt the funny man!

Ahaha, Bart hurt the funny man!

homr_xxx_0004eb7

Lazer means pain!

Oww! Laser means pain!

homr_xxx_0005b17

I can't hurt him -- hes too awesome!

I can't hurt him, he's too awesome!

kbmn_xxx_0000a3d

The way Lard Lad's charging up that laser reminds me of my wife with a credit card. (chuckles)

The way Lard Lad's charging up that laser reminds me of my wife with a credit card ha ha ha ha.

kbmn_xxx_0000a4c

(bitter) I should put my career on a billboard and see if Lard Lad could bring that to life.

I should put my career on a billboard and see if Lard Lad could bring that to life.

kbmn_xxx_0000a62

I've never seen such an impressive display of tiny robot slaughter! (THINKS) No, wait. I have.

I've never seen such an impressive display of tiny robot slaughter! No, wait. I have.

kbmn_xxx_0000a66

A second hatch emerges! Lard Lad's body is a wonderland!

A second hatch emerges! Ha, Lard Lad's body is a wonderland!

kbmn_xxx_0000a67

(annoyed) And the hatch closes. Bart Simpson, once again, a moronic testament to this town's decaying educational infrastructure. (SARCASTIC) Thank you Proposition 212.

And the hatch closes. Bart Simpson, once again, a moronic testament to this town's decaying educational infrastructure. Thank you Proposition 212.

kbmn_xxx_0000a68

Ooh! He's going to feel that in the morning! (BEAT) My producer wanted me to say that.

Ooh! He's going to feel that in the morning! My producer wanted me to say that.

kbmn_xxx_0000a78

Down goes Homer and with him the hopes of a nation. (BELCHES) Excuse me. I had enchiladas for lunch. You would not want to be in this booth right now.

Down goes Homer and with him the hopes of a nation. (BURPS) Excuse me. I had enchiladas for lunch. You would not want to be in this booth right now.

kbmn_xxx_0000a8a

(a la teenage girl) I am so over text messaging.

I am so over text messaging.

krsm_xxx_0000a8e

(Krusty laugh)

Huhuhu hahahahaha!

krsm_xxx_0000a9b

If you're infected with ecoli, your fries are on the house, that's the Krusty promise!

If you're infected with e coli, your fries are on the house, that's the Krusty promise!

Invasion of the Yokel-Snatchers#

String Label

Early String

Final String

as01_xxx_0003bc0

(BIG) Wha'?

Whaaa?

as01_xxx_0003bc3

Gah!

Gaaah!

as01_xxx_0003bc4

So I told her, "I'm too focused on my career to think about

So I told her I'm too focused on my career to think about dating right now.

as01_xxx_0003bc6

You know who I like? Those kids from "High School Musical".

You know who I like? Those kids from High School Musical.

as02_xxx_0003bd0

Ha-ha! We're all laughing at you!

Ha ha! We're all laughing at you!

as02_xxx_0003bd8

(GASPS) The humanoids!

Huuuh, the humanoids!

bart_xxx_0003b64

(LAUGHS) This is so cool!

(GIGGLES) This is so cool!

bart_xxx_0003b65

Aloha means good bye!

Aloha means you suck!

bart_xxx_0003b83

You the man, Cletus!

You theyokel, Cletus!

bart_xxx_0004b18

Theyre wrecking the mall! Where will I loiter as a teen?

They're wrecking the mall! Where will I loiter as a teen?

bart_xxx_0004b1b

Check out this awesome crib!

Whoa, check out this awesome crib!

bart_xxx_0004b1d

Cmon, lets do something!

C'mon, let's do something!

clet_xxx_0003b8d

Yank the lever! (LOSING PATIENCE) I said yank it!

Yank the lever! I said yank it!

clet_xxx_0003ba7

(HEAVY HICK ACCENT) Booya-kashah.

Booya-kashah.

homr_xxx_0003b16

(PROUD LAUGH) Who's the weird-looking creature now?

(LAUGHS) Who's the weird-looking creature now?

homr_xxx_0003b17

(KID-LIKE) Me floatie!

(GIGGLES) Me floatie!

homr_xxx_0003b18

You're uglier than Patty and Selma combined!

Eww, you're uglier than Patty and Selma combined!

homr_xxx_0003b25

(LOUD WHISPER) I think he's dead.

I think he's dead.

homr_xxx_0003b26

(SARCASTIC) Boo hoo, the alien is dead.

Oh boo hoo, the alien is dead.

homr_xxx_0003b29

(GIGGLES)

Hahahahahahaha.

homr_xxx_0003b2a

(A LA USA) Plan-et Earth! Plan-et Earth!

Plan-et Earth! Plan-et Earth!

homr_xxx_0003b2e

Way to go, fruit of my loins!

Way to go, fruit of my loom!

homr_xxx_0003b2f

Thattaboy - kill things that are different!

Attaboy, kill things that are different!

homr_xxx_0003b31

(WHINY) Why don't aliens ever get tired?

Why don't aliens ever get tired?

homr_xxx_0003b32

(MOANS) What's the safety word?

Aww, what's the safety word?

homr_xxx_0003b34

(MOANS) This game's too hard!

Aww, this game's too hard!

homr_xxx_0003b3e

(DOPPLER) This is cool but incredibly painful!

This is cool but incredibly painful!

homr_xxx_0003b4b

Help me out, boy!

Help me out, you lazy little punk!

homr_xxx_0004b13

(GASPS) I just remembered its Lennys birthday!

I just remembered! It's Lenny's birthday!

homr_xxx_0004b14

Theyre unpaving the parking lot! (SNIDE) Hope youre happy, Joanie Mitchell

They're unpaving the parking lot! Hope you're happy, Joni Mitchell.

homr_xxx_0004b15

I kinda thought this place would be spacier.

Hmm, I kinda thought this place would be spacier.

homr_xxx_0004b17

(LOUD WHISPER) If we survive, lets steal some stuff.

If we survive, let's steal some stuff.

homr_xxx_0004eec

Oh, bite me, cyclopses!

Bite me, cyclopses!

Bargain Bin#

String Label

Early String

Final String

brt8_xxx_00033c8

(Sung to "Do the Bartman!") Save the Bartman! Save the Bartman!"

Save the Bartman! Save the Bartman!

brt8_xxx_00033cd

(dying) Cowabunga, dead...

Cowabunga, dead...

hom8_xxx_00033d5

I feel a shooting pain in my everywhere!

Oh, I feel a shooting pain in my everywhere!

hom8_xxx_00033d4

Mmmª death.

Mmm...death.

homr_xxx_00033b2

You solved the puzzle. (ANGRY) NERD!!!

You solved the puzzle. Nerd!!!

homr_xxx_00033b3

(pained) Ow! My fat face!

Ow! My fat face!

mar8_xxx_00033dd

(dying) I love my Homie.

I love my Homie.

will_xxx_00033eb

(sarcastic) Nice design - your pathing A.I. is pathetic!

Nice design - your pathing A.I. is pathetic!

will_xxx_00033ed

Anything without "Sim" in its name is stupid! (then) Except Spore.

Anything without "Sim" in its name is stupid! Except Spore.

will_xxx_00033ee

(hurt) Why haven't you put me on the show?! You had the Baha Men on!

Why haven't you put me on the show?! You had the Baha Men on!

will_xxx_00033f4

(a la robot short circuiting) Stopping for non-essential collectibles during timed puzzle...not logical...does not compute...

Stopping for non-essential collectibles during timed puzzle. Not logical. Does not compute.

will_xxx_00033f5

(wistful) I remember when I cared about picking up collectiblesª good times.

I remember when I cared about picking up collectibles...good times.

will_xxx_00033f6

Will Wright: (jealous) Ooh, they're getting so many points. When's my turn to play?

Ooh, they're getting so many points. When's my turn to play?

will_xxx_00033f7

Will Wright: (diabolical) You waste your time, while I invent other games with Sim in the title. Sim hot dog... Sim garbage truck... Sim... duck farm

You waste your time, while I invent other games with Sim in the title. Sim hot dog... Sim garbage truck... Sim... duck farm!

will_xxx_00033fa

(mock sadness) I guess that's the end of the 8-bit Simpsons. Oh, boo-hoo. What will the world do without a bunch of 2D losers?

I guess that's the end of the 8-bit Simpsons. Oh, boo-hoo. What will the world do without a bunch of 2D losers?

will_xxx_00033fb

(a la Axel Rose) Welcome to the jungle, baby!

Welcome to the jungle, baby!

will_xxx_00033fd

Taste the pain, Simpsons. Mmmª pain.

Taste the pain, Simpsons. Mmm...pain.

will_xxx_00033fe

Another puzzle solved, huh? No problem. No need to fart nervously. (small fart)

Another puzzle solved, huh? No problem. No need to fart nervously.

will_xxx_00033ff

(to self) Stay calm, big Willy, no need to panic.

Stay calm, big Willy, no need to panic.

will_xxx_0003400

Keep it together. Think of your money. Concentrate on all your money. (sighs, relieved)

Keep it together. Think of your money. Concentrate on all your money. Aah.

will_xxx_0003404

This isn't right! Who put you up to this? Was it those jerks at EA? They hate me, you know. They're all jealous of me! Jealous I tells you!

This isn't right! Who put you up to this? Was it those jerks at EA? They hate me, you know. They're all jealous of me! Jealous I tells ya!

NeverQuest#

String Label

Early String

Final String

homr_xxx_000322b

Wow-- this place looks just like that movie... "Lord of the Flies!"

Wow, this place looks just like that movie... "Lord of the Flies!"

homr_xxx_0003237

(A LA GANDALF) You shall not pass.. wind!

You shall not pass.. wind!

homr_xxx_000323a

You have been vanquished. Am I allowed to take your money now?

You have been vanquished. Uhh, am I allowed to take your money now?

homr_xxx_000323f

This gold dealie looks just like a key.

Hey, this gold dealie looks just like a key.

homr_xxx_0003243

You're about to die!

No, you're about to die!

homr_xxx_0003244

Now that's negative thinking.

Oh now that's negative thinking.

homr_xxx_0003246

(IMITATING GAUNTLET VOICE) Homer also needs beer badly.

Homer also needs beer badly.

homr_xxx_0003247

Hell yeah -- I'm thinking Mexican.

Hell yeah. I'm thinking Mexican.

homr_xxx_000324a

Cool, just like Dragon's Lair. (THEN WORRIED) Man I sucked at that game.

Cool, just like Dragon's Lair. Ooh, man I sucked at that game.

homr_xxx_000324b

She is one fugly level boss! And I do mean FUGLY!

Ugh, she is one fugly level boss! And I do mean FUGLY!

homr_xxx_0003bea

Prepare to D & D -- die and decompose!

Prepare to D and D, die and decompose!

homr_xxx_0004af2

Its like a wine cellar with no wine. Just... (DISGUSTED) mead.

It's like a wine cellar with no wine. Just, ugh, mead.

homr_xxx_0004af7

Am I lawful evil or chaotic good?

Am I lawful evil or chaotic good? Somebody?

marg_xxx_0003258

Fight and die! Fight and die!

Fight and die!

marg_xxx_0003274

You will be missed. (BEAT) Does anyone have any gum?

You will be missed. Does anyone have any gum?

marg_xxx_0003279

You two are so jealous I have a man!

You two are just jealous I have a man!

marg_xxx_0005171

Oh no -- the camera's going to... overhead POV!

Oh no, the camera's going to... overhead POV!

moer_xxx_0003c03

I'm Moe the Orc, but you can call me Mork. (BEAT) Actually, don't.

I'm Moe the Orc, but you can call me Morc. A-Actually, don't.

morc_xxx_0003294

(SADLY) Moe money, Moe Problems...

Moe money, Moe Problems...

morc_xxx_0003c04

(RAPPING FOR NO REASON) My name is Orc Moe and I'm here to say, I'm gonna kick you ass in ev-ery way!

My name is Orc Moe and I'm here to say, I'm gonna kick your ass in ev-ery way!

morc_xxx_0003c08

(DAZED) Where am I? Who am I? What am I?

Where am I? Who am I? Whoa, What am I?

otgh_xxx_000327c

Whoa, I'm transluscent! Trippy! (SPOOKY) Trip-py...

Whoa, I'm transluscent! Trippy!

otgh_xxx_0003bfd

Great -- I tore my sheet!

Oh Great -- I tore my sheet!

otgh_xxx_0003bfe

(GASPS) Man, I need to work out more in the haunted gym!

Huh, Man, I need to work out more in the haunted gym!

rwig_xxx_00032ff

(A LA BUCKWHEAT) O-tay!

O-tay!

Grand Theft Scratchy#

String Label

Early String

Final String

itcg_xxx_0004e28

Better than workin at Krustyburger.

This is better than working at Krusty Burger.

itcg_xxx_0004e33

MELEE!!!

MELEE!

itcg_xxx_0004e37

You aint got no reason to live.

You ain't got no reason to live.

itcg_xxx_0004e3d

(DAZED) Which way did he go? Which way did he go?

Which way did he go? Which way did he go?

itcg_xxx_0004e13

(MENACING) Where's my cheese?

Where's my cheese?

itcg_xxx_0004e1b

(A LA L L COOL J) I'm gonna knock you out!

I'm gonna knock you out!

itgr_xxx_0004e4c

(PANICKY) I dropped my glock! Omygod omygod!

Oh I dropped my glock! Oh my god oh my god!

lisa_xxx_0004de8

("I'LL PRAY FOR YOU") I'll meditate for you.

I'll meditate for you.

lisa_xxx_0004deb

("KISS MY GRITS") Read my blog!

Read my blog!

lisa_xxx_0004dfa

Time for a Gangsta Nap! (LAUGHS LAMELY)

Time for a gangsta nap!

lisa_xxx_0004e01

(SHEEPISH) Sometimes, hitting is fun.

Sometimes, hitting is fun.

lisa_xxx_0004e03

Trash that street trash mom!

You trash that street trash mom!

lisa_xxx_0004e06

(PROUDLY) My mom, the ghostface killa.

My mom, the ghostface killa.

lisa_xxx_0004ec1

(SCARED) Why are there no video game levels about philosophy?

Why are there no video game levels about philosophy?

marg_xxx_0004d6e

(PET GOO GOO TALK) Who's a good mob? Who's a good mob?

Who's a good mob? Who's a good mob?

marg_xxx_0004d87

(A LA "CHECK YOURSELF THEN WRECK YOURSELF") Check yourself, then wreck that stuff!

Check yourself, then wreck that stuff!

marg_xxx_0004d9a

Go eat a cheese!

Oh, Go eat a cheese!

marg_xxx_0004da1

(URBAN) Oh no you did-nt!

Oh no you did-nt!

marg_xxx_0004dad

Who wants a second helping of whup ass?

Who wants a second helping of whoop ass?

marg_xxx_0004db0

You've been Bouvier-ed! (BOO-VEE-AYED)

You've been Bouvier-ed!

scrg_xxx_0004e68

(CONVERSATIONAL) I like big butts. I cannot lie.

I like big butts. I cannot lie.

scrg_xxx_0004e79

MELEE!!!

MELEE!

scrg_xxx_0004e84

(DAZED) I don't feel so good...

I don't feel so good...

scrg_xxx_0004e86

(DAZED) I like eggs...

I like eggs...

scrg_xxx_0004e5b

(MENACING) Wanna party?

Wanna party?

sgra_xxx_0004e91

Kill kill kill kill!

Kill kill kill kill kill!

sgra_xxx_0004e9f

(DAZED) I don't feel so good...

I don't feel so good...

sgra_xxx_0004ea1

(DAZED) I like eggs...

I like eggs...

Medal of Homer#

String Label

Early String

Final String

bart_xxx_0004aec

Its cool to see Grampa when he was still young and active. Im glad Ill never get old.

It's cool to see Grampa when he was still young and active. I'm glad I'll never get old.

bart_xxx_00014fa

(concerned) Hey. Where's Grampa?

Hey. Where's Grampa?

burn_xxx_000156d

(evil) Oh, I'll secure them all the way to the Swiss bank. (catching self) I mean, golly that sounds like a keen idea, daddio.

Oh, I'll secure them all the way to the Swiss bank. I mean, golly that sounds like a keen idea, daddio.

burn_xxx_0001577

(pleased) I think that one broke up a gallstone!

I think that one broke up a gallstone!

burn_xxx_0001583

No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. (correcting) You go to war with the army you've bought. So, let's hire some goons to take our place...

No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. You go to war with the army you've bought. So, let's hire some goons to take our place.

burn_xxx_0001585

(sinister) But the paintings are so valuable

But the paintings are so valuable.

fr01_xxx_000150a

(wistful) I remember my first surrender. It was with an older girl from school. We surrendered over and over until I got it right.

I remember my first surrender. It was with an older girl from school. We surrendered over and over until I got it right.

fr01_xxx_000150b

(annoyed) All these Americans show up and not one of them is Jerry Lewis.

All these Americans show up and not one of them is Jerry Lewis.

fr01_xxx_000151c

(terrified french screams)

(TERRIFIED FRENCH SCREAMS)

fr01_xxx_0001524

(terrified french screams)

(TERRIFIED FRENCH SCREAMS)

fr01_xxx_0005158

(annoyed) Merci beaucoup.

Merci beaucoup.

fr01_xxx_0005165

(pained) Ou est la toilette?!

Oh, Ou est la toilette?!

frpa_xxx_0001564

Remember you can do anything if your heart is pure -- or purée. (French-style laughing)

Remember you can do anything if your heart is pure...or purée. (EVIL LAUGHS)

frwm_xxx_0001541

(sighs) We'll always have Paris.. to surrender.

We'll always have Paris...to surrender.

frwm_xxx_0001544

Everyone else gets up to the morning bells, what's frere Jacques problem?

Everyone else gets up to the morning bells, what's Frère Jacques' problem?

homr_xxx_000149d

A war level should be a piece of cake. (suddenly terrified) Unless Rumsfeld's in charge!

A war level should be a piece of cake. Unless Rumsfeld's in charge!

homr_xxx_00014cc

(annoyed) Okay, we get it, you want to kill us.

Okay, we get it, you want to kill us.

homr_xxx_00014ce

C4 is so much like Play-doh. I wonder if it's edible.

C4 is so much like Play-Doh. I wonder if it's edible.

homr_xxx_00014c3

Gun go boom! (childish giggles)

Gun go boom! (CHILDISH GIGGLES)

homr_xxx_00014d0

You're not so evil - you're no Dick Cheney!

Oh, you think you're evil? Well you're no Dick Cheney!

homr_xxx_00014bf

Hey, they're shooting at us! That's not classy!

Hey, they're shooting at us! Now that's not classy!

homr_xxx_00014be

(alarmed) Hey! They're shooting bullets! I thought they were hummingbirds!

Hey! They're shooting bullets! I thought they were hummingbirds!

homr_xxx_00014bd

(realizing) Oh my God, this is one of those wars where they shoot at you.

Oh my God, this is one of those wars where they shoot at you!

homr_xxx_00014ba

(annoyed grunt)

D'oh!

homr_xxx_00014b9

That's not nice!

Hey, that's not nice!

homr_xxx_00014b3

This sort of thing happens to me all the time when I'm drunk. It's best just to pretend everything's fine.

Well, this sort of thing happens to me all the time when I'm drunk. It's best just to pretend everything's fine.

homr_xxx_00014a2

(impressed) Is this brushed cotton?

Oooh, is this brushed cotton?

homr_xxx_00014a0

(screams)

Aaah!

homr_xxx_0004ae3

Youd think theyd put a Starbucks on a boat this big.

You'd think they'd put a Starbucks on a boat this big, but no!

homr_xxx_0004ae2

War really is hell there arent nap breaks.

War really is hell. There aren't any nap breaks.

homr_xxx_0004ad9

These people arent so much snooty as snoot.

These people aren't so much snooty as snootay.

grmp_xxx_0001591

Come on, Simpson. Let's go secure those paintings.

Let's go secure those paintings.

grmp_xxx_00015a8

I don't like you're obsession with these paintings - it's almost as if you care more about the paintings than the mission. (catching self) Sorry, Burns. That was uncalled for. I don't know what got into me. I guess it's this damn war.

I don't like your obsession with these paintings - it's almost as if you care more about the paintings than the mission. Sorry, Burns. That was uncalled for. I don't know what got into me. I guess it's this damn war.

Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game#

String Label

Early String

Final String

homr_xxx_000500e

Let's go Li-Sa, Let's go!

Let's go Li - sa, let's go!

homr_xxx_000500f

Let's give him "Sumo" [some of] that butt-kicking I've taught you!

Let's give him "Sumo" that butt-kicking I've taught you!

homr_xxx_000504a

I think I'm getting cabin fever. (WEIRD LAUGH)

I think I'm getting cabin fever. (CRAZY LAUGH)

homr_xxx_000504a

I'm gonna steal all the shuffleboard sticks.

Hehe, I'm gonna steal all the shuffleboard sticks.

homr_xxx_000504c

This sky-themed dude must be the sky sumo!

This sky-themed dude must be a sky sumo!

homr_xxx_0005011

Everyone look! That's my daughter! (SAD) No one's looking.

Everyone look! That's my daughter! Aww, no one's looking.

homr_xxx_0005025

Nice weather in this level.

Oooh, nice weather in this level.

homr_xxx_0005028

The dirt monster wants to fight! (YELP)

The dirt monster wants to fight! Aah!

homr_xxx_0005029

Couldn't you stick to selling comics?

Couldn't you stick to selling comicbooks?

homr_xxx_0005034

Aren't these things supposed to be the last level?

Aren't these lava things supposed to be the last level?

homr_xxx_0005039

Yeesh! Put some clothes on!

Yughh! Put some clothes on!

homr_xxx_0005041

(Ala howard cosell) Down goes Frazier!

Down goes Frazier!

homr_xxx_0005048

My nipples are like rocks in this cold!

Ooh, in this cold, my nipples are like rocks!

homr_xxx_0005049

I can't feel my toes.

I can't feel my toes. Good riddance.

homr_xxx_0005056

Get up, get up! I wanna beat you again! (DISAPPOINTED NOISE)

Get up, get up! I wanna beat you again! Geh aww, he's not getting up.

homr_xxx_0005066

Crawl away and lick your wounds!

Wah! Crawl away and lick your wounds!

sums_xxx_0005112

My coccyx!

Ow, My coccyx!

lisa_xxx_00050a4

Since it's cold, this'll hurt even worse! Gulp.

Oh, no! Since it's cold, this'll hurt even worse!

lisa_xxx_000506b

You're my hero, Dad! Can I have your "Tegata"? [sumo autograph]

You're my hero, Dad! Can I have your "Tegata"?

lisa_xxx_000507b

The people here still practice their ancient folkways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The people here still practice their ancient folkways!

lisa_xxx_000509f

Boy, I could go for a nice, juicy daikon right now.

Boy, I could go for a nice, juicy daikon radish right now.

lisa_xxx_0005080

Americans shouldn't sumo wrestle! They stink!

You Americans shouldn't sumo wrestle! You stink!

lisa_xxx_0005091

It smells so sulphury here!

Eew, it smells so sulfur-y here!

mhsd_xxx_00050ca

Ohhh! Why didn't they render my inhaler! (WHEEZE)

Ohhh! Why didn't they render my inhaler! Huh Huh!

sumi_xxx_00050fe

(SING-SONG) Killing in a winter wonderland!

Killing in a winter wonderland!

sumi_xxx_0005100

Ahhhh! I am undone!

Ahhhh! Oh, I am undone!

sumi_xxx_0005102

I can't get up! I can't get up! (Ala Randy in the snow in "A Christmas Story").

I can't get up! I can't get up!

sumi_xxx_0005103

(Dazed) The snow...so...beautiful!

The snow...so...so beautiful!

Five Characters in Search of an Author#

String Label

Early String

Final String

bart_xxx_0005a8f

(RE: SIMPSONS) These sculptures make me uneasy.

These sculptures make me uneasy.

bart_xxx_0005a91

Let me breathe in the wealth. (DEEP BREATH) Exquisite.

Let me breathe in the wealth. Hmmm, Exquisite.

bart_xxx_0005aa5

This place is huge. Check it out - "BOOGER!" (ECHOES THROUGH HALLS)

This place is huge. Check it out - "BOOGER!"

gron_xxx_000512b

(A LA HOMER) Why you little!

Why you little!

gron_xxx_0005130

I'm gonna kill you and put your images on sugary cereals!

I'm gonna kill you and put your images on sugary breakfast cereals!

gron_xxx_0005131

Like many successful artists, I resent my own creations!

Ah, like many successful artists, I resent my own creations!

gron_xxx_0005132

(POINTED) I wish I'd created "Family Guy."

I wish I'd created "Family Guy."

gron_xxx_0005133

Eat my shorts, jackasses!

Hey jackasses, eat my shorts!

gron_xxx_0005136

(SOBS) I miss my collection of vintage perfumes and colognes.

I miss my collection of vintage perfumes and colognes.

gron_xxx_0005139

You haven't seen the last of syndicated cartoonist Matt Groening!

You have not seen the last of syndicated cartoonist Matt Groening!

gron_xxx_000513b

You may destroy me -- but I've already got my cut of the merchandising!!! (EVIL LAUGH)

You may destroy me -- but I've already got my cut of the merchandising!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha! (EVIL LAUGH)

gron_xxx_000513c

(SOPHISTICATED) Homer, Bart... I bid you -- up yours!

Homer, Bart... I bid you -- up yours!

homr_xxx_0005abf

(MOANS) Even his lawn is nicer than mine! Maybe I should try hydro-seeding...

Aww, even his lawn is nicer than mine! Maybe I should try hydro-seeding...

homr_xxx_0005ac1

(WISE) Who is the creator? I like to think it's the guy who created us.

Who is the creator? I like to think it's the guy who created us.

homr_xxx_0005ac2

(SHORT SCREAM) Attorneys-at-law!

Ahh! Attorneys-at-law!

homr_xxx_0005aca

(MOANS) I'm tired of fighting off-beat villains.

Oh, I'm tired of fighting off-beat villains.

homr_xxx_0005ace

Looks like you just had an (SPANISH) "accidente".

Looks like you just had an "accidente".

homr_xxx_0005ad3

I have a sudden urge to sit on a couch...

Mmm, I have a sudden urge to sit on a couch...

homr_xxx_0005ad4

(PUZZLED) I suddenly want to send money to Danny Elfman.

What the? I suddenly want to send money to Danny Elfman.

homr_xxx_0005ad5

(SCREAMS) Our creator looks like a grad student!

Ahh! Our creator looks like a grad student!

homr_xxx_0005ae0

(SAD) In another life, we could have been friends!

In another life, we could have been friends!

homr_xxx_0005ae2

Eat curtain, Groening! ("GROAN-ING")

Eat curtain, Groening!

homr_xxx_0005ae5

(SCREAMS) Low-rated future robots!

Aah! Low-rated future robots!

homr_xxx_0005aeb

(GASPS) That weird thing I saw once!

Hu! That weird thing I saw once!

lwyr_xxx_0005aff

You couldn't even do (SNIDE) entertainment law!

You couldn't even do entertainment law!

lwyr_xxx_0005b05

("Great Scott!") Dred Scott! We have to kill them!

Dred Scott! We have to kill them!

lwyr_xxx_0005b09

(DAZED) I'll sue everybody!

I'll sue everybody!