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Iron Tank is a game featuring one of the most pissed-off programmers in the history of the NES.

KNT's Rant#

Present at 0x1B518 in both the US and Japanese ROM is a rather colorful rant by Yukio Kaneda, who also programmed Guerrilla War. (Note that line breaks were added for readability; the original contains none.)

PROG. NO KNT DESU.
NINTENDO NO BOKE AHO-KASU SHINE TSUBURERO-
FAMICOM NANKA KIRAIDA-!
Aho no Mr.T!! Koroshitannen!

Original

Japanese

Translated

PROG. NO KNT DESU.

PROGのKNTです。

This is the programmer, KNT.

NINTENDO NO BOKE AHO-KASU SHINE TSUBURERO-

任天堂のボケ、アホ滓!死ね!潰れろ!-

Those asshole scum Nintendo fools! Die! Go bankrupt!

FAMICOM NANKA KIRAIDA-!

ファミコンなんか嫌いだ!

I hate the Famicom!!

Aho no Mr.T!! Koroshitannen!

阿呆のMr.T!!殺したんねん!

That idiot, Mr. T!! He fuckin' killed it!

(Translation: GlitterBerri, RahanAkero)

Regional Differences#

To do:
Crosses, staff roll.

日本

美国

The title screen was redesigned.

日本

美国

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IronTank-Swastikas2-JP.png

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All of the Nazi imagery was scrubbed from the US release. The evil mansion at the end of the game was also changed from red to blue.

Credits#

The staff members used aliases in the Japanese version, but their real names were used in the USA version:

Role

Japanese

USA

- Art Design -

WARA WARA

Hideki Fujiwara

CRAZY GON GON GON

Isamu Kawasaki

MADAKA

Osamu Kamada

RSHANA

Junko Satoh

- Program -

KNT NO KINCHAN DEATH

Yukio Kaneda

- Music Effect -

J

Masakazu Yuasa

BINCHAN TANAKA

Toshikazu Tanaka

KENNY

Kazuhiro Nishida

- Planning -

VENRY

Toshiyuki Nakai

Mr OBA

Kohzi Obata

- Produce -

Kawasaki Eikichi

Eikichi Kawasaki

- Special Thanks -

Kouno Kazuto

Kazuto Kouno

Shiochan Minoru

Minoru Shiota

Kita Kitsuteru

Kituteru Kita

Also, the USA version adds Jim Hernandez to the Special Thanks list.