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Developer Message#
Hidden within the game's code are messages from the game's authors.
Stop looking in my program ! I never wanted to
be a programmer I always wanted to be a ...
(a) Sex Aid (b) Lumberjack (c) Hedgehog
(d) Cheese cake (e) Father
Answers on a postcard please to Simon Brattel
& Neil Mottershead
This program is copyright ( but not by us )
ANNOUNCEMENT
This space has been rented by the Design-Design
marriage guidance bureau . TWO aging depressed
(depressing) programmers { soon to be certified }
seek female company with a view to establishing
an extremely verbose relationship .
Translation :- 'Love amongst the cheese cakes'
(Fruit cakes)
END OF ANNOUNCEMENT
PS Lavernia's massage parlour has moved to 125
Smedley Rd Cheetham Hill LN / Tel. 061 205 6603
and ask for Joe
PSS This game owes its existance to :-
(53) 2-Litre coke bottles
(6) Greens Original Cheese Cakes
(24) Very hot curries
(4) 600 K floppy discs
(100000) Neurons
(1) Another Greens Original
(4) 1/2 pint glasses
(98) kWh of t'electric
(2*4*10^6*60*60*10*49) T-States
and finally
(980) misery filled hours of wasted effort.
PSSS We appologise for the awful noises
They weren't our idea
PSSSS Coming soon (we hope) THE LOADER ... and so off
they go into the dawn ... ... pausing only to reconstruct
the Nascam ... ... reinvent the keyboard ... ...
resubmit the cheques ... ... think of the next line ...
But the cheese cake has arrived and so I must go .
10-4 (aaaaaaargh !)
"Is that the sort of thing you're after ?"
"Yes I think we can use that." (Source: Equinox)