Generic Dialogue

This is a sub-page of Duckman: The Graphic Adventures of a Private Dick.

Dialogue not intended for any specific situation.

Generic Clips #1-10#

"Get out of town on a Greyhound bus." "We don't have recorded dialogue for that." "No. I'm not going to touch that." "We didn't think any moron would ever do that, so we didn't record dialogue for it." "Maybe later, when I'm feeling a little randy." "You must have the IQ of a dilapidated fencepost." "I have no response to that." "After that, screams of agony filled the air. Or maybe they were screams of ecstasy. I get the two confused." "I had to hand it to him, he was one cool cucumber. Speaking of which, I wonder how Wanda Mazaldorf is doing these days?" "It's obvious, even to me, which is saying something."

"Oh the pain...the pain..." "I have no use for that...whatever that is." "I cannot use that." "I've never been so humiliated...and not paid for it." "The exact purpose for that escapes me at the moment." "I had one of those once, but I lost it." "To even consider doing such a thing is nutso." "Sure, the authorities would love for me to try that." "I know a stripper who can make three of those disappear, while she... but that's a different game." "I shouldn't. That would interrupt the suspension of disbelief."

"I was not aware of that. Furthermore, I don't care." "Is it getting hot in here or is my crotch on fire again?" "That's a hollow mockery." "That reminds me of the time I was so desperate for booze that I drank the freon out of the air conditioner." "This would make a lovely headstone for Bernice's grave." "That's illegal in more states than it's legal." "Fast food and cheap liquor will do that to a person." "That'll get me a knuckle sandwich and a fistburger with cheese." "I ran over one of those once. Whew, it stunk to high heaven." "I'd sooner engage in idle chit-chat with Tim Robbins."

"I've gotta go. I think I left my electric necktie organizer running...or something." "Love hurts--if you're doing it right." "That doesn't make a whole lot of sense." "I'd sooner lick the floor of a prison cafeteria." "...and then they'll tell two friends, and they'll tell two friends, and so on and so on..." "That's why I love this country." "What doesn't kill us makes us stronger. Yeah, right." "My opinion counts for nothing. I didn't go to art school." "Not without a condom...or during back to back episodes of The Nanny." "I don't think so. Even I have my standards."

"Not in this lifetime. Not a chance." "Right. That's going to happen. Sure..." "And if you think that's bad, you should see what we left out of the game." "Where's Jerry Lewis when you need him? L-L-Lady.....?" "I should've known. It figures. Shoulda seen it coming." "I may be a cartoon character, but it still hurts. Especially when I crouch." "I can't do that, so stop trying. And if you're going to be so damn picky why don't you go play something else? I hear Myst is out for the Game Boy now." "Ah, blow it out your Aunt Annie's fanny." "Too strange for words. I'd better stay away."

(Source: Original TCRF research)