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Well, there you are. Too late to run now, Boy.
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I hope you're ready, cause we're coming for ya.
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Set the table, Kid, cause we're coming for dinner.
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I've got three things to teach you, Kid: How to lose; how to cry; and how to die.
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We're coming to attack soon, so get out all your white flags.
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Here we come, Kid... try not to wet yourself, okay?
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What part of "die" did you not understand?
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Ooh, you're going to get it now, Kid.
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You ready? Huh?? Cause here comes a tactic you may have learned in school. You ready to go back to school? "laugh"
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It's time for me to teach you a thing or two about the back of my hand.
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You should have run when you had the chance. Now I'm going to teach you the meaning of respect.
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So, about your funeral... "inhale" yeah, open casket or closed?" "laugh"
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I'm gonna march into your base and plant my foot in your butt, General.
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Here we come, Punk - step aside or get stepped on.
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You call yourself a "General"? I call you a pain in the butt, that's what I call ya.
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This is your idea of strategy? Of tactics? "Tank blob" is the best you can come up with? "chuckle" Pathetic, just pathetic...
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Yeah, Susie, I've read Sun Tzu too: "Greater enemy - retreat. Smaller enemy - attack." Is that all you got for me?
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So, where's your army, Boy? Or did you just want to bare-knuckle it? Cause I'll slap you down with my bare hands if you want. You want a piece of that, Boy?
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You got me out of bed for this? I aught to take you over my knee right now!
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I got more medals than you've got teeth, Boy…which won't be saying much after I get done knocking them out for you! "laugh"
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Excuse me: are you putting all of your defenses at the front of your base? You don't think we can go around that? "chuckle" Well, do you?
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Boy, you think I'm playing with you? You better think again.
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'''''Yeah, uh, better check your flanks there, Partner. I think some of my troops just snuck into your base." "laugh"
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Do you think this is a game? Well, do you? Wait, don't answer that.
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Kid, lemme ask you a question: "inhale" who taught you military tactics? Huh? Cause you should go slap him square in the mouth, I tell you.
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I got me the whole United States military behind me, Son, and I've just decided: we don't like you.
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Is this tactic of yours supposed to be some kind of joke I'm not aware of?
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So, you're not a real general, are you? You're like the Surgeon General or something like that, right?
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Does your mommy know you're out by yourself? "laugh"
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You can- You can tell me... We're just Generals here... Do your men know you're incompetent?
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Did you know you just lost a Tech Building, Sport?
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Just blew-up your Barracks, Skippy. What you gonna do about it?
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There goes your War Factory. You mad yet, Boy?
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I don't know why you bothered to build that Air Field if you aren't gonna protect it.
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"chuckle" Who put these base defenses down like this? They can't defend anything like that.
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I should let you build another Command Center just so I could knock it down again.
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I feel like I'm kicking over sand castles. How many of your buildings you gonna let me destroy there, Sport?
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I let you have that Tech Building, Boy. I don't need it to beat you.
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Kid, that Barracks was not a military target. Do that again and this will get ugly!
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You better stand down, Son - I'm not going to stand for you blowing up my War Factories, you hear?
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Do you know how much those jets cost? I coulda fed the whole world with what you just destroyed.
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Cracking my defenses, huh? Well, go on - it should be me just enough time to overrun your base.
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That's enough buildings, Son. Why don't you try attacking my forces now?
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My Command Center! You think I'm just going to sit here and take that?
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You had best leave my pilots alone, Boy. Planes are one thing, but you let my pilots return safe, you hear?
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You're a sneaky little 'cuss, aren't ya? But I think that's enough of my vehicles destroyed, don't you?
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Let's get armor and air support out there - our grunts are getting torn apart!
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Let that Oil Derrick go, Boy. This war ain't about the price of gas, you know.
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Think you know how to use that Artillery Platform, Son?
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That Oil Refinery is not a viable target, Son. And it don't belong to you, so we're coming to get it back.
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Well, well, well, you managed to get to my side of the map. Didn't think you had it in ya!
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You are planning to attack, or are you just going to stand out there all day?
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You'll get out of my base if you know what's good for you, Boy.
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Enemy's in our perimeter - all forces, repel the invaders!
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Those ain't your supplies, Sport. Best to step off now, before you get hurt.
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"A flanking attack?! "chuckle" Don't make me laugh, Boy!
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Trying to attack from my back-door? "chuckle" Good luck with that...
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You are coming to attack me, Boy?, Well, it's nice to see you have some guts!
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Get away from my Tech buildings, if you know what's good for you.
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My forces have your base in sight, Kid. What you gonna do now?
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Here comes the hammer, Punk, and you don't want to be the nail.
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Knock-knock... We're coming in.
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Things are about to get real bad for you, Sport. Don't say I didn't warn ya. "laugh"
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So, here's where you're hiding your resources. Mind if I take a few? "laugh"
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Youe flank's wi-i-ide open, Sport.
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Maybe we'll come in your back-door. Whadda you think about that?
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Look out, we're coming through the front-door!
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Well, well, well... What do we have here?
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Well, would you look at this.
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What did you plan to do without power? Heh, I can't wait to see this strategy.
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You better pay you power bill, or we're going to have to postpone this fight.
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You're out of resources? "chuckle" Boy, you don't start the dance if you can't pay the bill.
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Uh-oh, looks like we're going to have to do some deficit spending.
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Built yourself a Scud Storm there? You can't hit the side of a barn with a scud, don't you know that?
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Bringing out your nukes, huh? If Washington hadn't tied my hands, I'd show you some nukes, I tell ya.
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How'd you get a Particle Cannon, Son? That's supposed to me top-secret.
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So many base defenses... I can just smell the fear coming off you, Boy.
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Oh, look at this... here comes the tank blob. Not gonna work against me, Son!
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That's a lot of expensive planes you're putting in the air, Kid. Sure you wanna spend that money?
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Hope all those grunts know what you're getting them into.
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That's a lot of buildings, Son! You know that buildings can't fight for you, right?
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Bring the scuds, Punk - I'll show you the storm.
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You're going to regret nuking me, Kid. I don't take you kindly to that! '
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Using a particle beam, eh? You better put me away with that cause you won't like my counter-attack!
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Only a coward fights from inside buildings. You know that, right?
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Welcome, Colonel Burton. Sorry you had to get tied up in this thing. No hard feelings.
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Black Lotus ain't your salvation, Boy. She ain't gonna get anywhere near my base.
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Jarmen Kell's just another sniper, Punk. I've got dozens of snipers.
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Yeah, yeah, build your Air Field - get some birds in the air. Might be your only shot a stopping me!
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Only one War Factory? "chuckle" It's gonna take at least half-a-dozen to stop me, Kid.
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Is that Barracks a little close to the front-lines, Kid? Hard to sleep with bullets in your barracks, you know.
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Don't just sell one building, Boy - sell them all and hope that I don't come for you anyway.
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Don't get cocky, Boy - this ain't over yet.
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You may think you have the upper-hand, but I've got a few tricks left in me. You'll see.
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I've dug myself outta worse holes than this, Punk. You ain't gonna win that easily.
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You think you're beating me? "chuckle" You best think again.
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Huh... I guess it's over. Nice work, Kid. I guess you took me down a peg or two.
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Can you feel my fist starting to close around your neck, Punk?
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Don't take losing to me so hard - everyone loses to me, Kid.
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Yeah... Give me a sec to get some tanks together and I'll end this little skirmish.
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Why don't you just give up now, "General? "short laugh"
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Boy, I beat you like an old drum. Who gave you a command? Cause I've got some word for them.
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Don't click that button unless you're serious, Boy.
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You wanna tangle with me? I think you better think again, Kid.
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Don't bring that attitude in here unless you can back it up, Punk.
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Show me what you got.
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Maybe you could make a few extra bucks polishing my boots, cause you sure ain't no general.
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Good work, General. I salute ya.
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I ain't gonna give no speeches, so let's just get this on.
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"laugh"
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"laugh"
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"laugh"
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"laugh"