Command & Conquer: Generals/Unused Content in the Expansion/Unused Sounds/General's Challenge/Demolition General (Juhziz)

Demolition General likes to explode enemy forces, often by or even with his own forces. His Advanced Demo Traps annoy even more and his SCUD Storm is capable to destroy Command Center by a single valley. Unlike Fai, Deathstrike and Ironside, his unfinished map is in game files.

His quotes are full of laugh and explosive jokes. One of these sound files says "agents are sneaking into your base and planting explosives", and since Jarmen Kell can be trained only in a single copy, that might be cut Sabotuers variations for this faction - they would either place explosive like Colonel Burton or act like invisible Terrorists. The other one contains a hint that his Terrorists can be disguised as emeny troops, the feature that didn't survive the development stage.

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I have some surprises for you, General. Why don't you come out and play?

Now that the field is covered with explosives, I suppose we'll attack. "laugh"

General, I have a delivery for you. Sign for it, won't you? "laugh"

Careful, who knows when Jarmen Kell will sneak into your base...

Did your building just blow up? Hmm…I wonder how that happened?

All of my forces are packed with explosives, General. I wouldn't shoot at them if I were you.

My Terrorists have learned to disguise themselves as…oops, have I said too much? "laugh"

You might notice that my explosives pack a bit more punch... I hope you appreciate our attention to quality. "laugh"

Look how quickly the Scud Launcher destroys a building now... just wait, it's amazing!

First, all is silence... then "Boom!" Ahh... don't you just love it, General?

I rarely attack, you should feel honored. "laugh"

Here comes another attack, General.

My troops are coming to assault your base. Make them feel welcome. "laugh"

Please ignore my workers, General; they're just burying some... umm... garbage for me. "subtle laugh"

Oh, General, you must see this... it's the bomb! "childish laugh"

We're going out for more explosives, General. Be right back. "laugh"

It's quiet out there, General. You know what quiet means, right? BOOM!!! "laugh"

I am master of explosives, General. You have no defense against me.

Your base has been targeted for demolition.

Do you fear my next attack, General? You should...

As we speak my agents are sneaking into your base and planting explosives.

Your building could be wired to explode right now. You'll never know... until it's too late.

There are few units that can detect my demolitions…do you know which ones they are? "subtle laugh"

Demo Traps are difficult to construct, General. To truly appreciate their beauty, you have to see one up close. "chuckle"

How are you enjoying my tricks and traps so far, huh? "chuckle"

Ohhh... your Tech Building went "Booooom".

We've destroyed your Barracks. I hope no one was in there. "laugh"

Your War Factory has fallen, General. Build another one so we can knock it down again. "sarcastic laugh"

Air Fields are so fragile - it's hardly even fun to destroy them.

Your base defenses cannot take my explosives, General.

Aaah, there's nothing quite like destroying a Command Center, no?

We've destroyed so many of your buildings, General…I appreciate you building more for our ammusement.

You've destroyed our Oil Derrick! Now you're getting into the spirit of things.

My Barracks! Many of my demolitions were in there, General. I'll make you pay for this!

Not my War Factory! General, this annoy habit you've developed cannot continue.

Not to worry, my base defenses are only an early-warning signal. Now you must walk through my true defenses. "laugh"

Too many! You've destroy too many of my structures, General. Now the fighting gets dirty.

We will rebuild that Command Center, General, and you will play for this transgression.

General, how do you expect me to defeat you if you keep destroying my vehicles?

You're cutting my men down before they can place their demolitions... that doesn't seem right, does it, General?

Ah yes, capture that Oil Derrick, General. Then we'll have more to destroy. "laugh"

General, why do you want that Artillery Platform?

Good, General, capture the Oil Refinery. They blow up so dramatically.

Be careful, General - your men have just enter the danger zone around my base. Even I don't remember where all the traps are set out there.

General, your men are coming dangerously close to my base. I'd turn back if I were you.

Get out of my base, General. This whole area is wired with explosives, and I'm not afraid to use them.

You fool. Do you know how many explosives are surrounding your men right now?

Attacking from the flank, General? There might be few defenses there, but what about traps?

Nuh-uh! The back of my base is particularly nasty, General. I wouldn't recommend an assault from there.

A frontal assault?! You are more of a fool than I thought, General.

There is nothing in this valley for you except death.

Careful, General; this looks like a good place for an ambush... oops, too late! "laugh"

You think I didn't prepare for you coming here, General? Fool.

Those are my resources, General. Go find your own.

General, you've entered my demolitions storage facility. One false move and we all die.

Aaah, I see we hit one of your power lines. I hope your power isn't out for too long. "laugh"

"lip smack" Your dependency on electricity will be you undoing, General.

Your resources are exhausted, General. My forces are circling for the kill.

My resources are low, General. Mind if we come take some of yours? "laugh"

A Scud Storm? I see. Well... perhaps it is time to build one of my own.

I wonder how many explosives it will take to destroy that Nuclear Silo? "laugh"

Now why do you want to build a Particle Cannon? We were just beginning to have fun, General.

So many base defenses. How do you expect my bombers to enter your base now?

'''''Tanks! So many tanks. I'll enjoy watching your tanks hit my traps, General. "laugh"

Stop building planes, General…you'll miss the genius of my traps! "laugh"

'''''With that many infantry you're sure to set off my Demo Traps. I'd tell them to spread out when crossing the field, General... or not.

So many buildings… Your base is a perfect target for my explosives, General. Thank you.

Ahhh, foolish move, General. Your Scud Storm won't stop me!

Nuclear Missile? Hm... you will pay for this, General.

M-m, no-no-no! That particle beam will set off my explosives!

Yes, garrison that building, General.It probably doesn't have explosives attached to it! "laugh"

Hello, Colonel Burton. Try not to step on any traps! "subtle laugh"

Black Lotus... just because you can detect my traps do not think I am now vulnerable.

Why would you send Jarmen Kell against me, General?

Do not build any more Air Fields, General... I don't like them.

'''''The War Factory builds vehicles... vehicles that will set off my Demo Traps." "laugh"

Do you think it is wise to build a Barracks, General?

Oh please, General, don't sell off what I could destroy for you! "laugh"

General, you're not playing fair. Now go step on some traps. "subtle laugh"

You're exceptionally lucky, General, but you can't avoid my Demo Traps forever.

No one has beaten my traps, General, and you won't be the first... you'll see.

Do you think you're beating me, General? This could change in an instant - I don't fight fair.

You may have defeated me, General, but Deathstrike will avenge me.

Ha-ha-ha! Your troops are falling to my traps, General! Soon they'll all be gone.

You're losing, General. My tactics elude you.

You'll never defeat me, General. You should leave before you get hurt.

I have so many explosives left... more explosives than you have forces I'm afraid. "subtle laugh"

You lose, General. Too bad.

I have just the thing. Let's go make war.

Demolitions expert. How can I help you? "laugh"

I wonder if I could wire that button to explode?

Please, General - enter my battlefield. But watch where to step.

You were lucky this time, General. You could never beat me again.

You were not prepared for this kind of war. Try again, if you dare.

Here we see the battlefield - open…untouched by battle... a blank slate for our little...

Now where did those Demo Traps come from? "laugh"

Perhaps I have a few cards hidden up my sleeve, but did you except any less from me, General?

"subtle laugh"

Eeeh?! Eeeh?! "laugh"

Oops!

Boom! "laugh"