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Monkey Descriptions

This is a sub-page of Ape Escape 3/English Translation Differences.

Monkey descriptions is listed under "Monkepedia" ("Monkepaedia" in the UK version).

TV Station#

Monkey Name

US Description

European Description

Ukki Pan/Ookeepee

Is one loaf ever enough?

Do as you please...

Seaside Resort#

Monkey Name

US Description

European Description

Ukki Pia/Naz

We've nurtured our love

Getaway to karaoke...

Sarubo/Jack

How did I get here?

What have I got myself into?!

Salurin/Jill

My 36th time! This is the last!

My 36th! You're not getting away!

Ukkitan/Bobo

Can't act, but acts like a star

I only do star roles!

Nessal/Skelly

This looks like a nice spot

I'm an Executive you know...

Morella/Spencer

Unmotivated

I give up

Ukki Ben/M. Clayderman

Can't get it out...

You rattle my bones!

Kankichi

Getting better all the time

Feeling better with each day

Tomezo

How are things over there?

We're safe in here, aren't we?

Kamayan/Pumpkin

I still don't think I can quit

I can't kick my bad habits

Taizo

Very surprised, but hiding it

Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow!

Hide-n-Seek Forest/Hide-and-Seek Forest#

Monkey Name

US Description

European Description

Ukki Pon/Paul Ookie

Loves unripe banana skins

I love green banana skins!

Ukkian/Billy

Writing something in the dirt

I shudder to think!

Ukki Red/Little Red

Loved especially by grandma

I love my grandma so!

Rosalin/Roger

What's all the racket here?

Act like normal monkeys, fellas

Salubon/Kengo

Why so short?

C'mon everyone let's party!

Wolfmon/WolfDan

Always being cast as a bad guy

I need a thorough waxing!

Ukiko/Akiko

They're coming... I can feel it...

He'll come one day...

Lambymon/Porky

Sweats 3 liters every night

I sweat like a pig when I sleep

Kreemon/Miss Boo

Writes name on all underwear

Hooray! She's back!

Ukkilei/Yews Less 2

Came in through the wrong door

I couldn't find the front door

Spork/Gakeru

Will I ever get another part?

Can I be in the next game?

King Goat/Goat Lord

A 100 year veteran

I'm 100 years old, bah!

Marukichi

I wish I looked better on film

Hmm, can't get the angle right

Kikimon/Keekeemon

I can't hear what you're saying!

It's not picking up

Kominato

My wrinkles just won't go away!

I'm doing my best!

Saru-mon's Castle/Knight's Castle#

Monkey Name

US Description

European Description

Ukkido/Phil G

When is the shift change?

I'm not letting your game in!

Pipo Guard/I Mcevoy

Why you little brat!

I'm the Soul Knight!

Monderella/Monkerella

I want to watch TV!

I'll miss my favourite programme!

Ukki-ichi/En Guarde

Weak shoulders

Keep your eyes peeled!

Saru-mon/Solomonk

Nobody understands me...

No one understands me!

Monga/Cliff Hangor

It's hard to see from here...

Not the best view, as it happens

Ukkiton/Grace

Don't be fooled by my looks

I'm concentrating!

King Leo/L. Beast

Oh beautiful! Beauuutiful!

Love me for who I am!

Ukkii/Procrast N. Nate

Mine's bigger! Mine is!

I'll do it eventually, mate

Saluto/Mon K. Brave

You can't go beyond this point

You won't get past me!

SAL-1000/APE-1000

Program complete. *boop*

This is the end

Ukkinee/Ricky Ger V

Just leave me alone

I'll be okay, don't mind me...

King's Double

So when do I go on?

Are my subjects ready?

Mattsun/D. Elfman

My left leg always gets tangled

My feet are too wide

Miya/Morgan

Dancing is feeling, not steps!

Perfect timing

Mon-san/Monkdee

What're ya workin' so hard for?

Stay still, you bad boys!

Monkey White/White Monkey

I'm not listening to you!

Listen to me, whippersnapper!

The Big City/Life in the Big City#

Monkey Name

US Description

European Description

Ukima/James

Likes his sushi medium rare

I'm ready for anything

Monbolo/Hoolio

Skilled at walking fast

I'll be safe here

Pipo Mondy/Ookie Man

Always wears lucky underpants!

It's ME!

Bemucho/Vemucho

Hates "garbage smell"

I can't handle hairpins

Sabu-sabu/Mucho D. Mand

This is NOT what I wanted

You're all sacked!

Ginjiro/Pauli

Gimme all yer money!

Everyone be cool!

Kichiemon/Oliver

When will this be over?

When's our lunch break?

Ukkilun/Buster Ooki

Angers easily

The Great Stone Face

Bully-mon/Gonta

Only brushes in the morning

I rub my lucky horns every day

Ukki Joe/Joe Monkana

Cries over nature documentaries

Confidence is a very fragile thing

Tamaki

Stop crying! Just stop!

Don't cry for me, babe

Micky Oou/Mickey Oo

Likes himself just the way he is

I have my own style, losers!

Ukki Mattan/Rik

His horn plays his school song

My Racer is Rapid!!

Ukki Nader/Monkinator

Jet lagged

I'm dizzy from the drive

Sally Kokoroe/Herman the Moose

So where are we going tonight?

Want me to rough him up a bit?

Monkey Manager/Joe the Mouth

Take my mate. Please.

Let's talk more about me

Supervisor Chimp/Sleepless Simon

I'm OK! I'm OK!

I'll be OK, I'll be OK...

Boss Ape/Sven

We're gonna' paaarty!

Let's take 'em like a hurricane!

Specter TV Studio/Thrilling TV Studio#

Monkey Name

US Description

European Description

Ukki Yan/Ookie Yang

Was innocent as a youth

I had my days of innocence, too

Ukkipuss/Elvoos

Sang country music as a child

My mum sang me rock lullabies

Monta

It'll happen to the other guy

Have mercy!

Mokinza/D Brent Knowit

Trivia King

I'm actually a trivia buff

Ukkida Jiro/Smoothy Verbage

Only shops from catalogs

In just three monthly payments!

Gimminey/Gimney

So panicked, he can't think

I don't understand panic

Hant/Hunt

Who would ever even read this...

No-one wants to buy your junk!

Chippino

Has banana stuck in his throat

Urk! Banana in my throat!

Minoh/Monkeye

No way it'll happen to me...

Just try and hit me!

Pipopam/Monkstrong

Likes fried chicken cold

I prefer curry on the 2nd day

Monpii Ukkichi/George

Abducted by aliens three times

They're going to abduct me again!

Gabimon/Rio

Often called "restless"

I'm always on the go

Bananamon/Spider Sim

Good at passing time alone

I never get bored

Ukki Lee Ukki/Ookiko

Loves playground slides

No muscle, just tone please!

Sal Ukindo/D Antenboro

Always late for rehearsals

There is no rehearsal in life

Ukki Paul/Nadine

Says that photography is a sport

I'll make you accountable!

Sally Mon/Silvia

Thinks that she's in good shape

I'll take the lead!

Bonly/Jessy

C'mon, you need to tighten up!

Got to snap those wrists!

Monly/Chimpy

You mean something like this?

Like this, you mean?

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