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Alien Breed (Amiga)

All characters appearing in Alien Breed are entirely original. Any resemblance to Ridley Scott films, called Aliens or otherwise, is purely coincidental.

Cheat Codes#

Both of these sets of codes are entered on the Intex computer on deck two of the ship.

Gameplay-affecting codes#

Cheat Code

Effect

Image

I CANT BE ARSED TO PLAY THE FIRST LEVELS

Start on the third level

AND THE GOOD LORD SAID LET THERE BE FLAPSHOTS

Start on the fourth level

I WONDER IF DOLLY PARTONS FANNY IS AS BIG AS HER TITS

Start on the fifth level

MANCHESTER UNITED CANT FLY AIRPLANES

Start on the last level

SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMONND

Go directly to the ending sequence

OH GIMME SOME KEYS IVE GOT A HARD ON

Unlimited keys

I AM IMMORTAL OR SUMMAT LIKE THAT

Invincibility

IS IT TRUE THAT THE ALIENS SUPPORT MAN UTD

Weaker aliens

PISSED AS A FART

Reverse the joystick controls

THE IRAQIS MADE THE WEAPONS

Weapon attacks turn weaker

SALMAN RUSHDIE PLAYS ALIEN BREED

Player becomes invisible

BEWARE ALIENS SPADGE HAS DROPPED ONE

Aliens flee from the player

PITBULLS ON THE LOOSE

Aliens turn more difficult to beat

ALIENS ARE FAGGOTS

Unlimited health for the player(s)

PUFFNUTS MODE

Aliens become slower

BEN JOHNSON TRAINED THESE ALIENS

Aliens become faster

STEVIE WONDER

The play area turns black, but can be heard to still be playing

GURU TIME

Resets the computer

ST EMULATOR

Degraded and corrupted graphics, including deliberately bad scrolling

PC EMULATOR

Disables the Intex computer

ELVIS MODE

Game exits to silent black screen

US GOLD

Resets the score to zero.

LET ME SPONGE SOME CASH YER TWAT

Player two receives 50,000 credits

PASS THE BUCKOS NOBFACE

Player two receives unlimited keys

I EAT PITBULLS FOR FUCKING BREAKFAST MATE

Player one receives 7 lives

JUST CALL ME DEEP THROAT

Player two receives 7 lives

BLIMEY GUVNOR LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS JOHN THOMAS

Player two receives unlimited energy

GIVE ME POWER YOU POXY FUCKWIT

Unknown effect

Humorous Codes#

'...But what does it mean?'
This game has text or audio that needs to be translated. If you are fluent with this language, please read our translation guidelines and then submit a translation!
Notes: Some codes are in Swedish and need translating.

Code

Message

Notes

JULIE

YOU DONT LOOK 27 DEAR

ALISON

I THINK I AM IN LOVE

MARTIN

ITS WITH A Y YOU NERD

MARTYN

THANKS FOR SPELLING IT RIGHT

Team17 co-founder Martyn Brown

ALLISTER

MR SHOES SAYS BAAAHHH

Alien Breed Musician Allister Brimble

RICO

RICO LOVES LOTTA

Alien Breed graphic artist Rico Holmes

AMIGA FORMAT

HI TO TRENT DAMIEN AND MARCUS

AMIGA POWER

BUY US SOME BEER AT THE ECES

AMIGA ACTION

EY UP STEVE WHO WROTE THE FC CRAP

Editor Steve White gave the dev team's previous game Full Contact (see below) a less than glowing review...

AMIGA USER

WHAT DID WE DO WRONG?

GAMESX

HELLO TO ALL THE GUYS

NCE

EY UP TO ALL OUR FRIENDS

The magazine New Computer Express

TILT

YOU REVIEW PIRATE COPIES

A French videogames magazine

JASON HOLBORN

TIME FOR A BEER FRENZY IN BATH

BEANBAG

ILL NEVER FORGET THAT MATE

FUCK OFF

TEMPER TEMPER

PINK FLOYD

JOIN US ON THE DARK SIDE

NBS

SOD OFF.. GRIN

ABOTS

ABOTS A BIT ON THE SLIDE MORE LIKE

PHS

FAR MAN FRISEDEL FOR INKONTINENS

Swedish: "Får man frisedel för inkontinens" ("Do you get a draft exemption for incontinence?")

MICK ROBINSON

HOWS THE BALL PARK FIGURES

DEBBIE

EY UP FATTY

ELAINE

EY UP MISSUS BOOKS AND THE SPROG

TUG

SHIT THE BED.

MC HAMMER

YO PAUL YA CANT TOUCH THIS

MC Hammer and his song U Can't Touch This, released in 1990

XR5I

SHAKE RATTLE AND ROLL MR CDTV

GARDEN FIEND

GOT PLENTY OF S.H CREAM MICK

HOOVER

BIG HI TO DEAN AND JUDY

MICROBYTE

THE BEST RETAIL OUTLETS IN THE WORLD

The retail chain Team17 emerged from

THE COMPUTER STORE

ARF ARF

VIRGIN

ARF ARF

GALLUP

THIS BETTER BE NUMBER ONE

The provider of monthly UK sales charts for games (and music and such) at the time of release.

LEEDS

MARCHING ON TOGETHER

Likely the football (soccer) club Leeds United (local to Team17's headquarters) and its club anthem Marching On Together

MAN UTD

HA HA HA

The football (soccer) club Manchester United, rivals of Leeds United

LIVERPOOL

WHERES YOUR KENNY GONE

Likely the football (soccer) club Liverpool F.C. and notable player Kenny Dalglish, who retired from the sport in 1990

FRAZZE

LETS GO TO MINILIVS

Swedish: "Minilivs" ("small grocery store")

JOGGAN

YO VMAX

KOKKOSLAVEN

LOVES PIA

GIRLS DOWNTOWN

THANKS MAKING LIFE A BIT EASIER

GENERAL MOTORS

THANKS FOR MAKING THE VERY BEST CARS

The automotive manufacturing company known for Chevrolet, Buick, GMC and Cadillac

SEGA

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK..

Presumably the video game company

ME ANDREAS

MEANING OF LOVE IS LIFE WITH I.A

Alien Breed Programmer Andreas Tadic

LINDA

I LOVE YOU

KYSINGER

YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE

DEPECHE

GET YOUR KICKS ON ROUTE 66

The English band Depeche Mode and their 1987 cover of Bobby Troup's (Get Your Kicks on) Route 66

ANTIACTION

YOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUS

Demoscene name of Team 17 programmer Stefan Boberg, and Depeche Mode's 1990 single Personal Jesus

LZ

LZ SUCKS BIG TIME

JONATHAN FORBES

HAHA HIGHLY OPTIMIZED CODE EHH

One of the programmers of the popular LZX archiver tool for the Amiga

LITH

APPLIED PHYSICS AND ELEC.ENGINEERING

"LiTH" refers to "Linköpings tekniska högskola", the Institute of Technology at Linköping University. (See also "KTH" below.)

STEFAN

TRY SOMETHING ELSE TO CHEAT

Team17 programmer Stefan Boberg

ANDREAS

TRY SOMETHING ELSE TO CHEAT

Again, programmer Andreas Tadic

PETER

TRY SOMETHING ELSE TO CHEAT

Programmer Peter Tuleby

DAVE BROADHURST WANTS TO CHEAT

TRY HARDER

A reference to the cheat code for Software Creation's Amiga port of LED Storm

CHEAT

TRY HARDER

LYSATOR

BOBERG AT LYSATOR.LIV.SE

Stefan Boberg's then email address

BOBERG

THE ALMIGHTY COMPUTER GOD HIMSELF

Stefan Boberg again

HALLA

BOS. BRUDAR. BAKSMALLA THATS LIFE

Swedish: "Brudar" ("Babes"), "Baksmälla" ("Hangover"). "BOS" may be "Bös", a slang word with different meanings depending on dialect, including "garbage", "unpleasant person", and "shady person". "HALLA" has multiple interpretations, including the Swedish words "Hallå" ("Hello") and "Hälla" ("Pour"), or one of several place names.

STAFFAN

DEN HAR DATORN SPYDDE DU NASTAN PA

Swedish: "Den här datorn spydde du nästan på" ("You almost threw up on this computer").

KTH

DE E BARA NURDAR SOM GAR PA KTH

Swedish: "De' e' bara nördar som går på KTH" ("Only nerds go to KTH"). KTH refers to "Kungliga Tekniska högskolan", the Royal Institute of Technology. (See also "LITH" above.)

RON

TJENA RON. C64 MUSIC E SUPER

Swedish: "Tjena, Ron. C64-musik e' super" ("Sup, Ron. C64 music is awesome")

BERING

TJA. STAR HAR O SNACKA ME EN BRUD

Swedish: "Tja. Står här å' snacka' me' en brud" ("Sup. Standing here and chatting with a babe")

ULRIKA

MIDSUMMER 91

TEQUILA

MIDSUMMER 91

FULL CONTACT

NOT BAD FOR A TENNER EH..

A fighting game developed by many of the same people as Alien Breed, which retailed for a polite £9.95.

SPADGE

EY UP TO ALL MY GOOD MATES

A nickname of Martyn Brown

NEWCASTLE BROWN

DRINK AT THE PARK TAVERN IN OSSETT

Newcastle Brown Ale, and a pub local to Team17's headquarters at the time (still open as of 2026!)

(Source: Lemon Amiga)

Developer Messages#

Trivia Message#

Loaded into the game's main menu at 0x100000:

ZALIEN BREED V1.3, =SB= 14-Oct-91
Main program code by Andreas Tadic and Peter Tuleby,
Graphics and game design by Rico Holmes,
music and sound effects by Allister Brimble,
additional programming, bug fixing, copyprotection,
data compression routines and algorithms, and fastmem sample players 
by Stefan Boberg

== "Funny facts" about this game...

1) Source code is unreadable and extremely sensitive to changes 
(banana-code at the highest level).

2) My first protection had to be removed due to the fact that those 
f***ing duplicators couldn't copy it reliably , so this is really not 
the protection I wanted to put in (this one was threwn together in
great haste in two days, completely from scratch) . For a REAL
protection, look forward to PROJECT X from Team 17 software,
released Jan-92.. It will be tough!

3) A dozen or so MAJOR bugs were fixed within three days..
we worked 72 hours without sleep! I worked even longer after that...
I hate the sight of this bloody game, sure hope it'll sell well,
so I can get some serious cash and buy some goodies for me...
like a Fusion Forty for my little A3000

4) The game's gotten rave reviews in all major mags, YAHOO!
(six-page review in ACE, three pages in CU AMIGA etc..)
Good job we payed them all that money! (not really...:)

5) After this sentence is finished, this game is 100% finished,
and you cannot possibly imagine how bloody RELIEVED I am....
phew... Over and out... bibi

>w

FILENAME> abfinal.s

>!

Exit, are you sure? Y bzzzt....

EOT

(Source: jotd on EAB)

Anti-Piracy Messages#

The first game disk contains a plaintext anti-cracking message:

STOP IT =NOW=, OK! You will gain *NOTHING* from breaking this protection,
but I guess you're too fucking ignorant, narrow-minded or maybe even too
stupid to understand that. Yeah, so you and your 'leaders' and 'spreaders'
(that's what they like to call themselves, but they're nothing but LEECHES
gaining some kind of fame from the work you do) will have something to
spread around on BBS', ok...  But what the hell do they, or you, REALLY get
for all that, huh?  Ok credits...  So they can download some shit games or
other software, but in a wider perspective?  I'll tell you =NOTHING=.  It's
pointless.  If you don't realize that now, I assure you that in a few years
you will look back at this time and wonder why you did it.  I know that
from experience.  Go and do something constructive, like studying,
socializing, programming or whatever!  Cracking is not constructive.  To
you it might seem like a challenge or something you do to get famous, well
OK it is a challenge to crack, and you do get famous if you're good at it.
Famous for a while, a short while.  But nobody will care about that five
years from now.  You will benefit much more from getting a job, education
or a girlfriend, I'm telling you because I KNOW.  I was a cracker once, one
of the best.  In a time when you could actually send the originals by mail,
work for a day or two, and then send the cracked version back, and still
have a world-first release.  Then the scene consisted by computer freaks
who made it for the fun of it.  The scene today is perverted and lead by
ignorant computer-illiterate idiots, only in for the fame and money.  They
think they're famous and legendary, but nobody likes or admires them for
sure.  I HATE IT!  Now I've realized the stupidity of my actions, and I
wish I could undo them.  You'll also do just that in a few years too if you
have a conscience, and wish you had done something else.  SO DON'T CRACK
IT!

Encrypted within the game code is a message by game creator Stefan Boberg, who likely wrote the above message as well.

================ DIVINE PROTECTION BY =THE MIGHTY GOD= 
WRITE TO ME: boberg@lysator.liu.se 
FINALLY YOU HAVETHE OPPORTUNITY TO SPEAK TO A REAL COMPUTER ===== GOD! =====
CURRENTLY STUDYING APPLIED PHYSICS AND ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING AT LINKOPING INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY!! =====SWEDEN=====
Don't even think about it. Cracking is both illegal and immoral and will get you NOWHERE in this world.
We have spent a lot of time doing this game, and we will not hesitate to take legal actions against
those who duplicate this game illegally.
We have complete overview over the cracking scene, and know your name and whereabouts, no doubt.
We have prepared a nice surprise for you.
You may think it is challenging, exciting or even glorious to crack, but from our point of view it is nothing but theft and sabotage.
You may have read or heard all this before, but this time it's different and REAL. We mean it.
Think about it.
If you continue doing what you're doing right now, the game programmers will have to leave the Amiga
programming in favour for Nintendo, Sega etc.
It is up to you and the rest of the Amiga users.
If you still insist on being an ignorant egocentric lowlife and go ahead cracking this, go ahead, try me.
It won't be easy.
It will be hard, damn close to impossible, destructive, and it will be SO DAMN POINTLESS.
Go and do something else instead, something positive and constructive, do that homework of yours,
read a book, learn something, call some friend, date a girl, or whatever.
Or if you can't get away from the computer, do something yourself, something useful or fun.
This protection is the toughest ever. Unbreachable.
That's what all I have to say, now it's up to you to decide whether you should crack this or not.
We hope you won't.
It'll be so much easier and less painful for all of us, especially for you.
Signed, the creator of this and plenty to come protections, Stefan Boberg 

(Source: Stingray on EAB)

References#


  1. The One For Amiga Games #37 (1991-10), p. 73↩︎
  2. Upcoming Releases. "Alien Breed (1M) Mid Oct Team 17"↩︎