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Mafia easily win the award for most unused lines, clocking in at exactly 149 unused lines! Many of these lines were used in prerelease builds, but were removed from the final game. Many of these lines had localization present in the initial release of the game.
Look at this balloon. It is magnificent. It is big. It fly faster than any vehicle. No one beat Mafia in race. Mafia look at little child. Mafia see loser. You not worthy to challenge Mafia. Ha! Come back when worthy. You dare speak to Mafia after humiliation? You no worthy! Ouch! Truth must sting for little child.You think you big deal? Ha! Mafia is biggest deal.Mafia challenge you to race of great honor. Do you accept? Or is little child coward? Ha! You coward. Mafia knew. Ha ha! Foolish little child. Alright, game is on. Coward want to race this time? Coward sure this time? Mafia cannot believe little child is still trying. Child will never beat Mafia. Little child make Mafia snore. Mafia almost fall asleep in balloon while race. Ha ha! Oh, little child. How many times must Mafia bring shame to child face? Look who is back. Is little child. Child came back for more humilation?
Balloon Race lines. The mafia who spoke these wasn't voiced in the Alpha, but had lines by the Beta, even though Balloon Race was not accessible in the Beta.
Come one, come all! Shoot Mafia cutouts and win prize! Little child want play? Little child has nothing to shoot with! Come back when child have shooting weapon. Little girl thinks she can't win? Is OK. Mafia understands. Ha ha!
A scrapped minigame. Present in the Alpha, but not voiced until Beta.
Mafia buy golden tie from bazaar. Very proud. Mafia work hard for 20 years. Earn money to buy golden tie.
Golden Mafia Ties aren't in the final game.
Oh! When Mafia explode, Mafia drop health. This gives Mafia an idea. Little hat girl need help to turn back time. If Mafia explode, little hat girl get useful health! Mafia has to explode to save world!
Alternate lines for the Mafia during the suicide cutscene in the final boss.
Mafia sell tickets for boats to faraway island. Mafia already tell child that tickets out of stock. Scram! But... tickets out of stock. Come back later.
A Mafia advertising sailing out to a distant island. Used in the Beta.
Little girl want to ride boat? Ha! Hop on! Boat ride very safe. *chuckles*
Not used in the final game. This was used in the Beta, down by the docks with the lighthouse. Was replaced by a similar line with a different cough at the end.
This shop? Not open. Shop only purchase rare, ancient items. And no one seen rare items in years. Ancient riddle says, "When balloons invented, look out for balloon in sky." But riddle too complicated for Mafia to understand. If little child with hat see ancient balloon, come here. Wait. Child has tablet? No way! It is said in ancient history, "Six tablets needed for ancient magic." Child come back when child have six, and Mafia combine tablets for child.''
The Mafia looking for these was present in the Alpha, but was gone by the Beta. He's actually still there in the Beta build, just hidden, and can be unhidden by using the dev console. He will speak some of these lines if talked to in the Beta. Something else to note is that the filenames call it a "golden balloon", yet the balloons that held the relics were rainbow with a star on it.
N-no... It about to rain... No have umbrella... *snoring*
A drunk mafia sleeping. He can be found in the Beta, using these lines.
Do not disturb. Boss holds live performance in headquarters. We training for Boss. Only highest rank may join our dance squad. It is high honor. You say WHAT to the mighty Mafia? Little girl got nerve. Mafia will have you know personally that it is YOU who stinks! Child with hat not look like have great honor. You cannot join. You, Geoffrey? Ha ha! Mafia must laugh. You cannot be Geoffrey. Everyone knows Geoffrey is jerk. Little girl not look like jerk. But squad missing Geoffrey. Geoffrey late for practice. But of course, high honor mean squad get to eat fish that does not smell. Training for Boss! Training for Boss! Training for Boss! High honor! Training for Boss! High honor! Training for Boss! High honor! Training for Boss! You stink! High honor! Training for Boss! You stink! High honor! Training for Boss! You stink! High honor! Training for Boss! Not join! High honor! Training for Boss! Not join! High honor! Training for Boss! Not join! High honor! Training for Boss! You stink! Not join! High honor! Training for Boss! You stink! Not join! High honor! Training for Boss! You stink! Not join! High honor! Training for Boss! Ow. Dude! Jerk! OK, very tiny child, you convince Mafia. You Geoffrey.
The spinning Mafia and their scrapped minigame. They were present in the Alpha and could be talked to, but weren't voiced. The leader for the spinning squad is still there in the Beta, albeit hidden. If unhidden, he'll speak some of these lines when spoken to. The "jerk" line isn't used in the Beta, even though the Mafia say it when you smack one.
Look around you. See how strong and full of energy Mafia is? All thanks to Milkman. Without milk two times a day, Mafia is nothing. Milk already delivered for today, but Mafia will need milk delivered later tonight. Come see me tonight, and we can deliver milk. You want to help Mafia Milkman?
Lines for the Mafia Milkman, a character who sadly doesn't appear in the final game. These were used in the Beta.
Hey, child. You look like smart girl. Real clever. Are you clever? Of course you are. Mafia can see it in eyes. You more clever than normal people. Maybe Mafia misjudged child. Maybe you not sharpest fish in freezer. But can change. Mafia sell ties. But also buy ties. You understand? Sell man a tie, and he looks fine. Fine man don't buy ties. Mafia buy ties from you. You give Mafia ties from fine man. Fine man comes back. You understand now, yes? You smart. Bring me Mafia ties, and in return, you get item Hey, child. You came with ties, yes? Welcome back. You brought Mafia ties? Item for trade: no item. Out of stock. Mafia blame economy. Come back later, and Mafia have item.
The Mafia Ties shop. Present in the Alpha, unvoiced. Hidden in the Beta, and if unhidden, he'll speak these lines. You know the deal.
Ha! Ha! Hah! Hur hur. Heh heh. Ha ha. Eh heh. Heh, heh. Ah hah. Ah hah! Ha ha. Heh heh. Ha ha!
Old laugh lines from the Prototypes.
Today, Mafia guard tent. One day, when Mafia prove himself as good racer, he no longer need guard tent. Mafia try every day to jump through hoop. But Mafia bad at proving skill. Child want to know more about jump through hoop? Mafia wish he knew more than child. But Mafia never complete challenge. See hoop? Good racers jump through. One day, Mafia will jump too. Child jump through hoop? Unbelievable! Mafia try really hard for very long! Not fair. If child beat great racer, she own this tent. Until then, I guard for great racer. Tent is property of child now. Take care of tent. Mafia will miss it.
The Balloon Race tent guard from the Beta.
Ehhh... Augh... *grunts* Ugh... Ooh... Ugh! Ooh! Urgh!
Old pained voices from the Prototypes.
Mafia take clock tower from distant island. Old man say, "Clock has big mystery." He lie. Clock tower have no secrets. Mafia has been looking at clock tower every morning. Never anything at morning. Clock tower mystery is big lie.
The Mafia who spoke these lines is not present in the final game.
See sockets over there? Mafia pull them out. *snickers* Now weird inventor guy can't make stuff. Good! Mafia tired of hearing stupid noisy flying machine. Wait! Who put sockets back in after Mafia pull them out? How annoying!
This Mafia was in the Alpha, unvoiced. He's gone by the Beta, though.
Grr!
Anger.
Hello, little girl. I am general of Mafia police force. We here to bring order to city. Yes, city in chaos, but Mafia police take care of it. We see people getting bullied. It is cruel. Poor Mafia getting bullied by citizens. Travesty!But, Mafia missing police force. Meeting now, but they not arrive. If little girl see police, tell them to come here, yes?There be six force members. Mafia think they around city, but Mafia not leave blackboard, or it be stolen by cruel citizens.Old man in café? He always bully us. We beat him up. But Mafia take no chance with favorite blackboard.Child found all Mafia police yet?''
The Police Mafia, present in the Beta. He used all of these lines.
Warm cocoa? This makes Mafia happy! Many Mafia STILL waiting for cocoa. Why you so slow? Mafia need cocoa to put milk in, you see? Deliver cocoa to Mafia around Mafia Town, and I will give you prize. OK, Mafia get permission to help. Take this. It is hot cocoa furnace. Oh... Delicious, warm cocoa! Thank you, little girl. Mafia remember not to punch you next time. Only kick. Thank you! You done delivering cocoa? OK, here is prize!
The scrapped cocoa mission. Interestingly, these lines imply that the mission took place around the entirety of Mafia Town itself, while Cooking Cat's unused line states that it was meant for Mafia HQ. It could also have just been used twice.
Beat her up, Boss! You can do it, Boss! Show kid who is Boss!
Boss fight cheers. The Mafia in the audience while fighting Mafia Boss were originally going to cheer him on. Unused textures from early 2013, as well a particle that uses them, uses the first line.
Huh...? Wah! Huh? Eugh! Wha--? Ho!
Old surprised lines, from the Prototypes.
Ah, Mafia needed more towels.
A line meant for the Arctic Cruise. The Mafia never thank you for towels in Ship Shape. Localization for this line is still in the final game.
You did it! Small child saved Mafia Town!
An alternate take of one of Goofy Mafia's lines after turning off all the lava faucets.
*sighs* Oh... Ugh... *sighs* Ugh... Oh... Ohh... Aww... Ugh... Aww! Urgh... *snivels*
Sad sounds. Sad mumble?
Hmm. Mmm. Hmm...
Thinking sounds. Thinking mumble?
Mafia hate water... N-no... *snores* Mafia still setting up shop. Not open. Check back later. Stupid seagulls. All they do is stand around. Just like Mafia. Copycats. We make Mafia submarine to build water city, but is boring. More fun to hit people with submarine. Mafia try to build city underwater, but Mafia cannot hold breath for more than a minute.
Various other one-off lines that aren't used in the final game. They were all used in the Beta.