Unused Dialogue

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Unused dialogue from the demo version of Toonstruck.

Central Zanydu#

The unused demo intro:

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	ZCROSS.SVL.000	Drew: "Kudos aplenty, little buddy! We made it to Zanydu!"
	ZCROSS.SVL.001	Drew: "Let's see. According to our list of seemingly arbitrary objectives, we must now locate and enter the local 'Fish-Flushing' facility."
	ZCROSS.SVL.002	Drew: "We have to get into the Fish-Flushing facility, otherwise… otherwise… oh, yeah! We'll be unable to win the sole fish and retrieve the sacred 'Promotional Parchment Of Significance'."
	ZCROSS.SVL.003	Drew: "Phew! I shudder to think what would happen if we were to fail!"

Unused lines about the Way-Outback:

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	ZCROSS.SVL.019	Flux: "That path leads to the Way-Outback."
	ZCROSS.SVL.020	Drew: "Way-Outback?"
	ZCROSS.SVL.021	Flux: "Yeah_ it's like an outback, except--"
	ZCROSS.SVL.022	Drew: "--way?"
	ZCROSS.SVL.023	Flux: "Right! Have you been there before?"

In the retail release, Flux simply calls it the outhouse. This is how he refers to it in the demo:

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	ZCROSS.SVL.024	Flux: "That's the home of our national pastime."

An unused hotspot where Drew can ask Flux to check a bush.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	ZCROSS.SVL.026	Drew: "Why don't you check out that bush?"
	ZCROSS.SVL.027	Flux: "Oh-- you mean the one they always hide the carrot in?"

An unused and unvoiced line that would have happened if you asked Flux to check the bush again: "Flux already searched it."

Upper Zanydu#

Since Zanydu is the only area available in the demo, the Outhouse Guard will tell the player when his shift ends.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	JIMEX.SVL.014	Outhouse Guard: "Correct. No one is allowed inside until the clock strikes six-- Zanydu Penal Code, section seven, subparagraph twelve."

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	JIMEX.SVL.025	Outhouse Guard: "The Zanydu clock striking six will signal the end of my shift. At that point, and not a second earlier, you and your friend will be free to fish-flush."

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	JIMEX.SVL.033	Drew: "However, I think it's only fair to inform you that the clock you've been waiting to hear strike six-- you know, so you can go home to your loved ones, maybe get a little rest, watch a ball game-- well... it's broken."

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	JIMEX.SVL.054	Outhouse Guard: "I believe I've made it very clear to you two that fish-flushing hours are over. Come back after the Zanydu clock has struck six."

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	JIMEX.SVL.067	Outhouse Guard: "I thought I made it very clear that an Outhouse Security Professional doesn't abandon his assigned post until he hears six dings from the Zanydu clock. Get it?"

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	JIMEX.SVL.070	Drew: "Look, I know you think you're still on duty... but it's past six-- honest! Couldn't you just slip away and take a quick look at the clock?"

Outhouse Guard: "Just what kind of idiot do you two think I am!?"

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	JIMEX.SVL.076	Drew: "I'm hoping that's a rhetorical question."

More six o'clock references.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	JIMEX.SVL.077	Flux: "It's past six o'clock-- so step aside, flatfoot!"

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	JIMEX.SVL.080	Flux: "So, not until we hear six chimes, huh? Well, thanks for all your help, sir. I'll just go."

Unused dialogue from the Outhouse Guard after his shift ends. In-game, he automatically tiptoes away in a cutscene.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	JIMEX.SVL.088	Outhouse Guard: "Ah... the clock signals the end of my shift. As per regulations, then, I shall depart."

A comment about the fish on top of the outhouse.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	JIMEX.SVL.092	Drew: "That looks kind of fishy."

Jim's Gym#

Drew gets interrupted.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	JIMIN.SVL.000	Drew: "Hi there, we're--"

Drew tries reverse psychology on Jim.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	JIMIN.SVL.051	Drew: "You know, I was wondering. Could you possibly-- no... never mind."

Lower Zanydu#

Demo clock description.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACEXDBL.SVL.003	Flux: "That's Zanydu's clock. It's a little--"
	WACEXDBL.SVL.004	Drew: "Untimely?"

Drew calls the cuckoo bird "mechanical" in the final version.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACEXDBL.SVL.006	Drew: "That bird's in even worse shape than the clock."

Drew spots a feather sticking out of the cuckoo bird.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACEXDBL.SVL.007	Drew: "A feather."

Dialogue after Drew uses a WACME door the wrong way. There's also unused lines implying Flux could use them.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACEXDBL.SVL.011	Flux: "Whoa!"
	WACEXDBL.SVL.012	Drew: "Never trust a revolving door."
	WACEXDBL.SVL.013	Flux: "Especially not a Wacme revolving door."

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACEXDBL.SVL.015	Flux: "Aaah!"

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACEXDBL.SVL.016	Flux: "You know, Drew-- timing may not be everything... but it's darn helpful when you're trying to get into Wacme."

After fixing the clock:

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACEXDBL.SVL.017	Drew: "Hey, we got the clock to work!"
	WACEXDBL.SVL.018	Flux: "It's about time."

Drew plucks the feather from the cuckoo bird.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACEXDBL.SVL.019	Flux: "That was extremely tacky. I'm proud of you, Drew."

Drew considers fixing the clock with the Cutopian Army Knife.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACEXDBL.SVL.022	Drew: "A little adjustment here, and a little adjustment there--"
	WACEXDBL.SVL.023	Flux: "--and the clock will be even more screwed up than it already is."

Flux's line about not wanting to ruin the WACME door surprise has an added "Never!" that's not in the subtitles or retail. The following line by Drew is unused.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACEXDBL.SVL.025	Flux: "What? And spoil the surprise?"
	WACEXDBL.SVL.026	Drew: "This may shock you, but that's not what I wanted to hear."

In the demo, the levers are rusted.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACEXDBL.SVL.032	Drew: "Levers. They're rusted in place."

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACEXDBL.SVL.033	Drew: "The levers must have rusted and I don't have the strength to turn them!"

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACEXDBL.SVL.034	Drew: "(sic) levers are stuck and I'm in no shape to turn them."

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACEXDBL.SVL.035	Drew: "I guess the trans-dimensional jump must've sapped all of my strength. Why, back in my world, there wasn't a pickle jar I couldn't open."

Unused lines where Drew mimics Jim and uses his strength to turn the levers.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACEXDBL.SVL.036	Drew: "Step aside, saplings. I will now be turning these levers with the greatest of ease."
	WACEXDBL.SVL.037	Drew: "It is hard to be believing that these levers were causing me a problem. I laugh now at my former, pansy self. Ha, ha."

Wacme Entrance#

Unused dialogue about the "Train of Thought."

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACINDBL.SVL.027	Flux: "Hey, what's with the shuttle? We had to fix it just to get over here!"
	WACINDBL.SVL.028	Woof: "You think that's bad-- the train up to the lab disappeared completely! I'm telling ya, the place is going to hell!"
	WACINDBL.SVL.029	Woof: "This tiff between Count Miserable and King Smiley is throwing the whole joint outta whack, see... and us Zanies are stuck in the middle!"
	WACINDBL.SVL.030	Woof: "Those two are so stupid, they don't even know how to fight. Warp an' me could teach 'em a thing or two. Come on!"
	WACINDBL.SVL.031	Drew: "It can't be easy running a business with a war going on around you."
	WACINDBL.SVL.032	Woof: "Correct. But, hey-- even if the whole island goes down the crap chute, here at WACME we'll continue to create only the finest quality clobbering gear. Guaranteed!"

Since the demo only takes place in Zanydu, it's easier to get items from the Gift-O-Matic.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACINDBL.SVL.034	Woof: "This little beauty is the one and only Free Fall Gift-O-Matic. Just step right up sir and help yourself to a free sample of our fine WACME products."
	WACINDBL.SVL.035	Woof: "It's our little way of saying a big thank you to our esteemed customers-- and, of course, startin' 'em on a lifetime habit of buying our high quality gimcracks."

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACINDBL.SVL.039	Drew: "So, can I use the gift machine any time I want?"
	WACINDBL.SVL.040	Woof: "Help yourself! The Free Fall Gift-O-Matic is your ticket to free gifts and fun!"

Unused greetings:

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACINDBL.SVL.101	Drew: "How are you, Woof?"
	WACINDBL.SVL.102	Woof: "I don't have a broken bone in my body. Other than that, I guess I'm all right."

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACINDBL.SVL.103	Drew: "Hi again."
	WACINDBL.SVL.104	Woof: "Couldn't stay away, huh? Heck, with products as good as ours, I can't say that I blame you."

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACINDBL.SVL.105	Drew: "Hey there, guys."
	WACINDBL.SVL.106	Woof: "Hey. Long time, no clobber."

Unused dialogue about the vacuum tube.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACINDBL.SVL.107	Drew: "Say, Woof... by any chance, is one of your products a glass-domed, combination-locked safe with colored buttons?"
	WACINDBL.SVL.108	Woof: "I believe you're referring to the WACME Safe and Insane™. Guaranteed to keep your valuables secure... and to annoy the heck out of whoever's trying to steal them."
	WACINDBL.SVL.109	Woof: "We don't have any in stock just now, but we could always--"
	WACINDBL.SVL.110	Drew: "Actually, I don't need a safe... just a combination."
	WACINDBL.SVL.111	Woof: "You seem to be missing a key point here, son."
	WACINDBL.SVL.112	Drew: "No, no... what I meant was, I need the combination of an existing safe."
	WACINDBL.SVL.113	Woof: "Well... why didn't you say so before? Heck, why just one safe?"
	WACINDBL.SVL.114	Woof: "I'll tell you what... why don't I give you the combination of every safe we've ever sold... tell you who they belong to... and give you a lift to their homes, so you can more easily plunder our valued customers' precious trinkets, eh?"
	WACINDBL.SVL.115	Woof: "Oh, and would you fellows like a sack to put it all in?"
	WACINDBL.SVL.116	Flux: "No, we've already got a couple stashed in the getaway car."

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACINDBL.SVL.117	Drew: "Are you sure you can't give me the combination for just one little safe?"
	WACINDBL.SVL.118	Woof: "Friend, as we at WACME like to say, the customer always comes first. Then there's our relatives. After that, our chums. Then, anyone who doesn't annoy us. Then--"
	WACINDBL.SVL.119	Woof: "All right. Point being, folks that want to steal our customers' stuff are pretty low on the list."
	WACINDBL.SVL.120	Drew: "Point being, No, I can't have the combination?"
	WACINDBL.SVL.121	Woof: "I'm glad you were listening."

Unused parting dialogue:

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACINDBL.SVL.122	Drew: "Well, guys, we gotta split."
	WACINDBL.SVL.123	Woof: "Excellent choice. Warp. Ax!"

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACINDBL.SVL.124	Drew: "See ya!"
	WACINDBL.SVL.125	Flux: "Seeya!"

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACINDBL.SVL.126	Drew: "We should really get going."
	WACINDBL.SVL.127	Woof: "OK, pal-- but keep on comin' back. Remember-- nothing beats a beating!"

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACINDBL.SVL.128	Drew: "See you later, you... animals."
	WACINDBL.SVL.129	Woof: "Ta ta, chums!"

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACINDBL.SVL.130	Drew: "Never mind. I just remembered that actions speak louder than words."

Unused portraits dialogue.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACINDBL.SVL.141	Drew: "Another satisfied customer."

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACINDBL.SVL.142	Drew: "My royal patron showing off his_ whatever that is."

Drew attempts to cut the counter with the unused Cutopian Army Knife.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	WACINDBL.SVL.148	Drew: "Think I can cut glass with this knife?"
	WACINDBL.SVL.149	Flux: "You have my vote for most unlikely to succeed."

Outhouse#

Once inside, Drew was meant to remind the player of the demo's objectives.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.000	Drew: "Hey, hey! We are very much in, like the proverbial Flynn!"
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.001	Drew: "Now all we need to do is win a sole fish and the sacred 'Promotional Parchment Of Significance' is ours! Ours, I tell you!"
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.002	Drew: "Right, let's just get the stupid fish and get the hell out of here."

Lines about getting the parchment from the sole fish, as well as the end of the demo. However, the demo appears to be bugged and won't activate it.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.003	Drew: "And, lo! Did the traveler not wrest the sacred scroll from the jaws of a big, smelly fish!"
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.004	Drew: "Let us now gaze upon the wise words of the sacred 'Promotional Parchment Of Significance'."
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.005	Drew: "Hear ye, hear ye! Be it known that, in adventuring through the illustrious land of Zanydu, the bearer of this Most Significant Parchment has gone below and beyond the call of duty, manipulating dogs, clocks, Security Professionals, and toilets with skill, finesse, and a decided lack of taste."
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.006	Drew: "Kudos are, of course, in order."
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.007	Drew: "Furthermore, should aforementioned bearer wish to continue this lunacy, said bearer should be sure to use the enclosed five dollar rebate."
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.008	Drew: "The rebate is good for a limited time only, of course. Hey, it's not like saving the world can wait."
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.009	Drew: "Ah! There's nothing quite as satisfying as an arduous quest for a thinly veiled promotional message."
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.010	Drew: "Well, back to saving the world. Until next time, this is Drew Blanc and Flux Wildly... over and out."

An alternate line about the rebate, this time without mentioning it's five dollars.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.011	Drew: "Furthermore, should aforementioned bearer wish to continue this lunacy, said bearer should be sure to use the enclosed rebate."

Drew considers the unfathomable.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.019	Drew: "You mean, wipe with the toilet paper?"
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.020	Drew and Flux: "Forget it!"

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.021	Flux: "Forget it!"

Drew has more lines about the state of the toilet compared to the retail version.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.025	Drew: "Hold on. Looks like the toilet is clogged."
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.026	Drew: "We better not do any flushing 'til it's fixed."

Lines about fish-flushing not used in the final release:

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.031	Flux: "Keep it up! You'll be a champion fish-flusher yet!"

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.032	Flux: "Drew got a sole! Drew got a sole!"
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.033	Drew: "I got a sole! I got a sole!"
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.034	Flux: "You're amazing!"
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.035	Drew: "I'm amazing!"
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.036	Flux: "You're incredible!"
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.037	Drew: "I'm incredible!"
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.038	Flux: "You're a toilet master!"
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.039	Drew: "Let's not get carried away."

Drew contemplates misusing a sophisticated piece of sporting equipment.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.040	Drew: "If I do what I usually do... there's gonna be trouble."

Unlike the final release, Drew will refuse to flush his prize fish.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.043	Drew: "Send my first place fish down the drain?"

Drew's response if the player tries unclogging the toilet with the wrong item, like a mallet or wine.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.044	Drew: "There's a reason plumbers use plungers."

Unknown item interaction.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.046	Drew: "Toilet water! The solution to none of my problems!"

If you try to unclog it with the Cutopian Army Knife:

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.047	Drew: "No plunger on this knife."

Drew has a different reply if you try to pour fertilizer into the toilet compared to the final release.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.048	Drew: "The last thing I want is for whatever's down there to grow."

Drew also has a more specific reason about not pouring the weed killer down there.

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.049	Drew: "Unless it's a weed that's blocking the toilet, that's really not gonna help."

If you try to unclog the toilet with the WACME magnet:

Audio	Filename	Subtitles
	OUTHSDBL.SVL.053	Drew: "That won't unblock the toilet... although it could wreak some serious havoc with the water main."

(Source: Original TCRF research)