This is a sub-page of The Simpsons: Hit & Run/Unused Voice Clips.
Mission-Specific Dialogue#
The Fat and The Furious (1-7)#
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
c_there_1_noboxconv_hom_l1m7 |
"There he is!" |
This most likely would've been used after winning the race against Smithers.
Level 1 Checkpoint Race (1-SR3)#
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
c_pass_1_convinit_ral_l1r3 |
"Oh, my face is all hurty!" |
This would've played in some part of the Level 1 checkpoint race. Since the "c_pass" filename is not used in any other voice line, it's possible this would've been a replacement for Patty's voice lines for completing the individual race.
Detention Deficit Disorder (2-1)#
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
c_grade_1_convinit_skn_l2m1 |
"Bart Simpson, drive that car back to your fourth grade class at once!" |
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c_grade_2_convinit_brt_l2m1 |
"Oh! He's like an unstoppable school-making-me-attend guy!" |
This dialogue would've taken place when Skinner begins chasing Bart, but was replaced by a different set of lines.
Bonfire of the Manatees (3-3)#
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
c_cud_1_noboxconv_lis_l3m3 |
"Hooray! That was the last one! Now Krusty Burger will have to consider a moss-based substitute!" |
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c_cud_2_noboxconv_apu_l3m3 |
"This is a moment of joy for us both!" |
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c_cud_3_noboxconv_clt_l3m3 |
"Damn city folk and your hostile takeovers!" |
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c_cud_4_noboxconv_lis_l3m3 |
"Uh oh, that's one angry agrarian! Punch it, Apu!" |
This conversation was to be used after getting all the roadkill, but it was replaced with a different two-line conversation. The cut dialogue might imply there was originally going to be a chase sequence in the mission.
Fishy Deals (3-6)#
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
c_free_1_noboxconv_lis_l3m6 |
"Run free! No wait- swim free!" |
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c_hook_1_noboxconv_lis_l3m6 |
"May your days be filled with hook-free worms!" |
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c_school_1_convinit_lis_l3m6 |
"Back to school for you! School of fish, that is." |
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c_swim_1_noboxconv_lis_l3m6 |
"Swim, swim like the wind!" |
Extra dialogue that would've played for picking up the fish. Most likely unused due to the amount of dialogue already used in the mission.
Ketchup Logic (4-3)#
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
c_ketchup_1_noboxconv_mrg_l4m3 |
"Mmh, why don't we go to the supermarket? They'll have ketchup." |
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c_ketchup_2_noboxconv_clt_l4m3 |
"Packet ketchup?" |
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c_ketchup_3_noboxconv_mrg_l4m3 |
"In bottlesǃ" |
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c_ketchup_4_noboxconv_clt_l4m3 |
"Now I done heard of everything." |
Conversation that never appeared in Ketchup Logic. It was most likely going to be the third conversation for collecting the ketchup packets.
Eight Is Too Much (5-3)#
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
c_heehee_1_convinit_hom_l5m3 |
"Thank you, come againǃ Heeheeheeǃ" |
Likely intended to be used after buying the Car Built For Homer to start the mission.
This Little Piggy (5-4)#
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
c_seedy_1_convinit_apu_l5m4 |
"Perhaps I should consult someone with connections to Springfield's seedy underbelly." |
This could have possibly played after arriving at the DMV in "This Little Piggy".
Kwik Cash (5-6)#
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
c_arrest_1_noboxconv_wig_l5m6 |
"Alright you murderous thug, kindly pull over and let me arrest you!" |
This would have been used during one of Wiggum's chase sequences against Apu and Snake.
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
c_thug_1_noboxconv_apu_l5m6 |
"Thank you, chase again!" |
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c_thug_2_noboxconv_snk_l5m6 |
"Eat fumes, copper!" |
Presumably intended for when the player loses Wiggum.
Duff For Me, Duff For You (6-4)#
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
c_extra_1_convinit_brt_l6m4 |
"Before I sneak in there I'd better change into my extra-curricular pyjamas" |
It appears that this mission would have originally needed a costume, presumably the Bartman costume.
Rigor Motors (7-1)#
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
c_psychotic_1_convinit_hom_l7m1 |
"Now to kick some zombie butt! With a little help from my most psychotic friend, Moe!" |
This would have most likely played after picking up the boards from Cletus' house.
Alien "Auto"topsy Part I (7-5)#
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
c_clever_1_convinit_hom_l7m5 |
"Uh oh, it's that evil black car! I've got to get that waste before he wastes me!" |
This would have been used in another alien car chase or race. It's worth noting the mission number is given as L7M5 (Alien Auto-topsy Part 1) which does not include a race normally.
Time Dialogue#
This type of dialogue plays in the last 10 seconds of the final stage of a mission, for example during "Fishy Deals". Most characters have a use, however Wiggum never has an opportunity to use it since he is only a driver during level 1 and in 3-5, where it does not apply since the last stage does not have a timer.
Wiggum#
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
d_time_wig_01 |
"Come on, come on! I'm gonna be late for a beating!" |
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d_time_wig_02 |
"I guess that's what you get when you have to drive to speed limit" |
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d_time_wig_03 |
"Drive. With extreme prejudice!" |
AI Win/Lose Dialogue#
v_mfail#
v_mfail is used for when the player fails a mission, thus the AI are victorious. These are only ever triggered when the player loses to a character in a race, meaning that characters with this dialogue that are not raced have this dialogue go unused.
Cletus#
Cletus has a total of 3 mission failure dialogues:
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
v_mfail_clt_bested |
"You've been bested by your intellectual superior" |
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v_mfail_clt_blame |
"I win! I'm gonna celebrate with some possum pie!" |
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v_mfail_clt_how |
"Wow! How'd I do that?" |
v_mvic#
These are supposed to be played when the player successfully completes a mission, thus the AI are disappointed, but they never play for any character with this dialogue.
Cletus#
Cletus has a total of 4 mission victory dialogues:
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
v_mvic_clt_01 |
"You've shouldn' have ought'a done that! Uh-oh." |
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v_mvic_clt_bail |
"For the first time in ma'h life, I feel like a loser." |
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v_mvic_clt_dang |
"Oh, double-dang it!" |
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v_mvic_clt_rise |
"Well if that ain't a slippery hog, I don't know what it is" |
Skinner#
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
v_mvic_skn_blame |
"I'll have to take this defeat out on my paint-by-numbers." |
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v_mvic_skn_children |
"You and/or your children will pay for this!" |
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v_mvic_skn_childrena |
"You and/or your children will pay for this." |
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v_mvic_skn_mad |
"Oh, mother will be peeved for sure." |
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v_mvic_skn_mada |
"Mother will be peeved, that's for sure." |
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v_mvic_skn_release |
"If I didn't have a chalk-related stress injury I'd have won." |
Smithers#
Smithers has a total of 5 mission victory dialogues:
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
v_mvic_smi_01 |
"I dunno how you do it, but I love it!" |
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v_mvic_smi_02 |
"I am in awe of you." |
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v_mvic_smi_03 |
"I will give you a tube of facescrub if you tell me your secret!" |
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v_mvic_smi_04 |
"Sup-Erb!" |
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v_mvic_smi_05 |
"Damn you and your plucky nature." |
Snake#
Snake has a total of 3 mission victory dialogues:
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
v_mvic_snk_parol |
"I am so going to shank you!" |
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v_mvic_snk_prison |
"It looks like it's back to prison for me." |
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v_mvic_snk_victim |
"At least most of MY crimes were victimless!" |
Wiggum#
Wiggum has a total of 6 mission victory dialogues:
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
v_mvic_wig_airship |
"Suspect believed to be driving an airship of some kind." |
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v_mvic_wig_crime |
"Fine! I'll just arrest someone else for your crime!" |
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v_mvic_wig_dog |
"Code 1-7-2, bad thing in progress!" |
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v_mvic_wig_stranger |
"I'll catch you one day, mysterious stranger!" |
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v_mvic_wig_suspecta |
"Have lost contact with suspect: taking nap. *snoring*" |
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v_mvic_wig_taze |
"Next time I'll just taser you." |
v_tail#
These are used when you are tailing an AI car and lose them. Since not all of the characters with this dialogue involve you chasing them, their dialogue goes unused.
Skinner#
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
v_tail_skn_01 |
"Ooh, wait 'till mother hears about that!" |
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v_tail_skn_02 |
"An "A" triple plus!" |
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v_tail_skn_fools |
"Fools! Fools! [Laughs]" |
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v_tail_skn_smoke |
"I did it! Maybe now Edna will think better of me." |
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v_tail_skn_victory |
"My first taste of victory!" |
Smithers#
Smithers has a total of 4 tailing dialogues:
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
v_tail_smi_01 |
"The lackey wins again!" |
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v_tail_smi_serf |
"So long, blue collar!" |
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v_tail_smi_try |
"Nice try!...Now, where can I get a facial?" |
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v_tail_smi_unemplyoment |
"No tail ever caught Waylon Smithers!" |
v_damage#
These clips are meant to be used when an AI is a destroy target, without an item to pickup. These characters never fall under that criteria through normal gameplay, thus their dialogue goes unused.
Cletus#
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
v_damage_clt_ma |
"Hey, I payed ten chickens for this car!" |
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v_damage_clt_school |
"Oh, I done spilt my corn liquor." |
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v_damage_clt_stop |
"Oh, I done busted my stank bone!" |
Skinner#
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
v_damage_skn_already |
"Stop it already!" |
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v_damage_skn_ambush |
"Ambush!" |
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v_damage_skn_beret |
"Don't mess with an almost decorated war vet!" |
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v_damage_skn_hot |
"Oh, I dropped my travel mug!" |
Snake#
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
v_damage_snk_bandit |
"My ride! She cries in pain!" |
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v_damage_snk_car |
"Do you know what I had to do to get this car?" |
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v_damage_smi_dead |
"Oh, you are so dead." |
Wiggum#
File Name |
Audio |
Transcript |
|---|---|---|
v_damage_wig_01 |
"Aw, now I have to chase you." |
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v_damage_wig_04 |
"Don't make me use this thing, 'cause I will!" |
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v_damage_wig_05 |
"Oh come on now!" |
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v_damage_wig_06 |
"Oh come on now!" |