This is a sub-page of Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People/Homestar Ruiner/dlg.
Text in bold denotes when the script is different from the actual game.
env_strongbadhouse#
cs_strongbad_maintolower.chore |
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Mike Stemmle |
John Drake |
cs_strongbad_insidetooutside.chore |
Dave Bogan |
env_strongbadhouse_cs_opening_email_e1_11.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
env_strongbadhouse_use_calendar_e1_93.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_calendar_e1_94.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_calendar_e1_95.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_tv_e1_65.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
John Drake |
env_strongbadhouse_use_tv_e2_66.chore |
John Drake |
env_strongbadhouse_use_tv_e1_58.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_calendar_e1_18.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_boxfloppydisks_e1_19.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
(Homestar Passby function) |
Oh. Hi Strong Bad. Oh... |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_cs_openingact2_e1_69.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_tv_e1_128.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_strongsaddoor_e2_159.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_strongsaddoor_e3_59.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_strongsaddoor_e4_60.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_stereo_e2_71.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_strongbadhouse_use_trophy_homestar_e1_84.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_cellphone_homestar_e1_85.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_cellphone_homestar_e1_51.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_cellphone_homestar_e2_52.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_record_homestar_e1_64.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_chair_e1_14.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_strongbadhouse_use_chair_e2_15.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_strongbadhouse_use_strongbadwindow_e1_27.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_strongbadwindow_e2_28.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_bananapeel_congaline_e1_167.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
MarkDarin |
Andy Welihozkiy |
MarkDarin |
Mark Darin |
env_strongbadhouse_use_bananapeel_congaline_e1_81.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
MarkDarin |
env_strongbadhouse_cs_ejectguests_e1_80.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
John Drake |
env_strongbadhouse_use_stereo_e1_40.chore |
Let's just see what's in the ol' See Dee Spinner... |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_cs_openingact3_e1_11.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_candy_homestar_e1_136.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
cs_strongbad_maintoupper.chore |
John Drake |
cs_strongbad_uppertomain.chore |
John Drake |
env_strongbadhouse_use_stereo_e2_72.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_strongbadhouse_use_stereo_e2_74.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_strongbadhouse_use_stereo_e2_76.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_strongbadhouse_use_stereo_e1_77.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_strongbadhouse_use_stereo_e1_42.chore |
I've had just about enough of that. Let's see what else is in there... |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_stereo_e1_46.chore |
Whoa, what's this? |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_stereo_e1_48demo.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_strongbadhouse_use_stereo_e1_44.chore |
Sounds like Coach Z has forced another one of his demos unto the world. |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_plant_e1_30.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_plant_e2_31.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_videlectrixposter_e1_34.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_videlectrixposter_e2_35.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_messypile_e1_32.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_messypile_e2_33.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_raveswitch_e1_16.chore¯ |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
John Drake |
env_strongbadhouse_use_raveswitch_e2_17.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
John Drake |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_shovel_bonusmarker_e1_98.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_chair_e1_88.chore |
Mark Darin |
Mark Darin |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_strongbadhouse_use_chair_e2_89.chore |
Mark Darin |
env_strongbadhouse_use_chair_e1_90.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_strongbadhouse_use_chair_e2_91.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_thecheat_e1_53.chore |
John Drake |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Daniel Herrera |
env_strongbadhouse_use_boxoutside_e1_61.chore |
John Drake |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_strongbadhouse_use_bananapeel_e1_92.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_strongbadhouse_use_dryer_e1_56.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_strongbadhouse_use_boxinside_e1_62.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_strongbadhouse_use_cellphone_e1_50.chore |
John Drake |
Andy Welihozkiy |
John Drake |
env_strongbadhouse_use_computer_e1_100.chore |
[humming to himself] {Lappy}When Strong Bad checks his email a cute fish dies. |
MarkDarin |
env_strongbadhouse_approach_thecheat_e1_146.chore |
John Drake |
env_strongbadhouse_use_gelatin_e1_86.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_strongbadhouse_use_washer_e1_55.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_strongbadhouse_use_drawingtable_e1_63.chore |
John Drake |
env_strongbadhouse_use_drawingtable_e1_111.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_drawingtable_e1_108.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
env_strongbadhouse_use_drawingtable_e1_110.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_videlectrixmachine_e1_36.chore |
I wonder what's plugged into the fun machine... |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_videlectrixmachine_e2_37.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_bonusmarker_e1_97.chore |
[pickup] Whoa, there's buried treasure just outside my front door! I hope it's a bubblin' crude. |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_kegmelonade_e1_114.chore |
[pickup] Strong Mad's gonna be seriously miffed off when he finds out they've tapped his melonade keg. |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_mailbox_e1_59.chore |
[pickup] Checkin' my snail mail, checkin' my snail mail! |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_mailbox_e2_60.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_pizzaboxes_e1_121.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_metaldetector_e1_87.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
cs_101_openingsong.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_get_chefhat_e1_199.chore |
[pickup] Now that I've gotten rid of Homestar, I can finally put this awesome chef's hat in my photo booth wardrobe... |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_strongbadhouse_cs_finishsnakeboxer_e1_86.chore |
[pickup] That was awesome! The only thing that could make Snake Boxer 5 even cooler is using that secret code to unlock the game's controversial "hidden mode." It's a good thing I wrote down the code in the manual right... over... |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_stereo_e1_70.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_strongbadhouse_use_stereo_e1_71.chore |
John Drake |
env_strongbadhouse_use_stereo_e1_73.chore |
John Drake |
env_strongbadhouse_use_stereo_e1_75.chore |
John Drake |
env_strongbadhouse_use_fridge_e1_20.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_strongbadhouse_use_fridge_e2_21.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_strongbadhouse_use_fridge_e3_22.chore |
What happened to all the food!? |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_fridge_e4_23.chore |
You know, if you plan on staying here, you'll have to take your turn stocking the fridge. |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_fridge_e5_24.chore |
I think they say that once it turns a light gray it's safe to eat again! |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_chair_e1_12.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_chair_e2_13.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
cs_strongbad_outsidetoinside.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
env_strongbadhouse_cs_finale_e1_85.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_shovel_bonusdirtpile_e1_139.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_dirtpile_e1_99.chore |
MarkDarin |
env_strongbadhouse_use_tv_e2_127.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_cs_exittgs_e1_92.chore |
[pickup3] Man, I can never get enough of that Sassy, Injury-Prone Teen Girl Squad! |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_drawingtable_e2_112.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_dryer_e1_113.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_metaldetectorfoundsomething_e1_96.chore |
MarkDarin |
MarkDarin |
MarkDarin |
env_strongbadhouse_cs_shockedbyhomestarbedroom_e1_79.chore |
[pickup3][confused] {Excited} What? How? Huh? You were just- |
John Drake |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_cs_shockedbyhomestarkitchen_e1_78.chore |
[pickup3][confused] {Excited} What? How? Huh? You were just- |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_cs_congalinetowardwindow_e1_87.chore |
MarkDarin |
env_strongbadhouse_cs_homestarstartscongaline_e1_86.chore |
MarkDarin |
env_strongbadhouse_cs_finale2_e1_93.chore |
MarkDarin |
MarkDarin |
env_strongbadhouse_cs_opening_email_exitlappy_e1_92.chore |
MarkDarin |
env_strongbadhouse_use_bananapeel_e2_93.chore |
MarkDarin |
env_strongbadhouse_use_bananapeel_congaline_e1_169.chore |
MarkDarin |
env_strongbadhouse_use_bananapeel_congaline_e1_168.chore |
MarkDarin |
env_strongbadhouse_use_cellphone_homestar_e1_161.chore |
Mark Darin |
Mark Darin |
env_strongbadhouse_use_thecheat_e1_53b.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_thecheat_e1_53c.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_homestarcomic_e1_171.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_record_homestar_e1_163.chore |
Mark Darin |
Mark Darin |
env_strongbadhouse_use_cellphone_homestar_e1_162.chore |
Mark Darin |
Mark Darin |
env_strongbadhouse_use_trophy_homestar_e1_165.chore |
Mark Darin |
Mark Darin |
env_strongbadhouse_use_trophy_homestar_e1_166.chore |
Mark Darin |
Mark Darin |
env_strongbadhouse_use_record_homestar_e1_164.chore |
Mark Darin |
Mark Darin |
env_strongbadhouse_use_bananapeel_e1_173.chore |
Mark Darin |
env_strongbadhouse_use_marzistar_e1_181.chore |
Mark Darin |
env_strongbadhouse_use_coachz_e1_177.chore |
Mark Darin |
env_strongbadhouse_use_coachz_e1_178.chore |
Mark Darin |
env_strongbadhouse_cs_enterstrongbadyard_e1_174.chore |
Mark Darin |
env_strongbadhouse_cs_finale_jumpdown_e1_170.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
cs_strongbad_lowertomainemo.chores |
Mike Stemmle |
John Drake |
cs_strongbad_lowertomainausten.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
cs_strongbad_lowertomainrap.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
cs_strongbad_lowertomainconga.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
cs_strongbad_uppertomainemo.chore |
John Drake |
cs_strongbad_uppertomainausten.chore |
John Drake |
cs_strongbad_uppertomainrap.chore |
John Drake |
cs_strongbad_uppertomainconga.chore |
John Drake |
cs_strongbad_outsidetoinsideemo.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
cs_strongbad_outsidetoinsideausten.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
cs_strongbad_outsidetoinsiderap.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
cs_strongbad_outsidetoinsideconga.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_fridge_e6_25.chore |
Peanut Extract Cola, Eggplant Fritters, Frozen Double Vegan Sundaes... |
Mike Stemmle |
John Drak |
env_strongbadhouse_use_fridge_e1_175.chore |
Peanut Extract Cola, Eggplant Fritters, Frozen Double Vegan Sundaes... |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_videlectrixmachine_e4_39.chore |
Snakes... prepare to meet fists |
Mike Stemmle |
env_strongbadhouse_use_videlectrixmachine_e2_37.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_forcehomestardisguiseremoval.chore |
John Drake |
strongbad_forcehomestardisguiseremoval.chore |
John Drake |
strongbad_forcehomestardisguiseremoval.chore |
John Drake |
env_strongbadhouse_use_drawingtable_e1_111.chore |
Mark Darin |
strongbadhouse_strongbad_bubs#
strongbadhouse_strongbad_bubs_bubs_e1_4.chore |
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Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbadhouse_strongbad_bubs_dancing_e1_5.chore |
strongbadhouse_strongbad_bubs.dlg:Why aren't you out there mope-dancing? |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbadhouse_strongbad_bubs_manual_e1_7.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbadhouse_strongbad_coachz#
strongbadhouse_strongbad_coachz_dancing_e1_4.chore |
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strongbadhouse_strongbad_coachz.dlg:Not dancing? |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbadhouse_strongbad_coachz_good_e1_7.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbadhouse_strongbad_coachz_evil_e1_9.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbadhouse_strongbad_coachz_manual_e1_6.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbadhouse_strongbad_homestar#
strongbadhouse_strongbad_homestar_homestar_e1_5.chore |
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John Drake |
strongbadhouse_strongbad_homestar_manual_e1_8.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbadhouse_strongbad_homestar_homestar_e1_9.chore |
John Drake |
strongbadhouse_strongbad_homestar_manual_e1_12.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbadhouse_strongbad_homestar_homestar_e2_2.chore |
John Drake |
strongbadhouse_strongbad_homestar_manual_e1_15.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbadhouse_strongbad_homestar_homestar_e1_1.chore |
MarkDarin |
strongbadhouse_strongbad_marzistar#
strongbadhouse_strongbad_marzistar_enter_2_(as_homestar)_e1_1.chore |
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Mike Stemmle |
strongbadhouse_strongbad_marzistar_dancing_e1_10.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbadhouse_strongbad_marzistar_manual_e1_13.chore |
strongbadhouse_strongbad_marzistar.dlg:[pickup] Strong Sad tells me that you've got my Snake Boxer 5 manual. |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbadhouse_strongbad_marzistar_manual_e2_14.chore |
strongbadhouse_strongbad_marzistar.dlg:[pickup] Homestar tells me that you've got my Snake Boxer 5 manual. |
Mike Stemmle |
tutorial_strongbadhouse#
tutorial_strongbadhouse_cs_opening_scene_e1_1.chore |
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[Singing to himself] Time to check the email, the email, the email, the email... |
Mark Darin |
Mark Darin |
Mark Darin |
Mark Darin |
Mark Darin |
tutorial_strongbadhouse_point_at_items_e1_14.chore |
[Wii] Point at the various items of interest in my computer room with the Wii Remote and press the A button. I'll check them out as you do. |
tutorial_strongbadhouse_use_magnifyingglass_e1_4.chore |
Mark Darin |
Mark Darin |
tutorial_strongbadhouse_openinventory_e1_12.chore |
[Wii] To see the stuff in my inventory, just point at the Inventory Icon in the Upper Left of the screen and press the A button. |
tutorial_strongbadhouse_useinventory_e1_16.chore |
[Wii] Then just point at things you want to use the magnifying glass on and press the A button. It's, like, super easy, man. |
tutorial_strongbadhouse_use_magnifyingglass_purplesmudge_e1_23.chore |
Mark Darin |
Mark Darin |
tutorial_strongbadhouse_cs_enter_strong_sad's_room_e1_3.chore |
Mark Darin |
tutorial_strongbadhouse_talktonpc_e1_18.chore |
[Wii] If you want me to talk to him, point at him with the Wii Remote and press the A button. |
tutorial_strongbadhouse_point_at_items_e2_15.chore |
[PC] Move your cursor over various items of interest in the room and click the left mouse button. I'll check them out as you do. |
tutorial_strongbadhouse_openinventory_e2_13.chore |
[PC] To see the stuff in my inventory, just click on the Inventory Icon in the Upper Left of the screen. |
tutorial_strongbadhouse_useinventory_e2_17.chore |
[PC] Then just point and click on things you want to use the magnifying glass on. It's, like, super easy, man. |
tutorial_strongbadhouse_talktonpc_e2_19.chore |
[PC] Clicking on him means you want me to talk to him. |