This is a sub-page of Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People/Homestar Ruiner/dlg.
Text in bold denotes when the script is different from the actual game.
env_lockerroom#
env_lockerroom_use_homestarclothes_e1_18.chore |
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Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Dave Bogan |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_showers_e1_24.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_showers_e2_25.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_showers_e1_22.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_homestarlocker_e1_156.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_homestarlocker_e1_26.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_pompomlocker_e1_157.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_pompomlocker_e1_30.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_pompombag_e1_31.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_pompombag_e2_32.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_pompombag_e3_33.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_strongmadlocker_e1_158.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
John Drake |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_strongmadlunchbox_e1_37.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_coachzdoor_e1_44.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_coachzdoor_e2_45.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_coachzdoor_e1_41.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_cellphone_e1_61.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_log_e1_67.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_log_e2_68.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_log_e1_66.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_cs_enterrace_e1_4.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_cs_finishrace_e1_9.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_approach_homestar_e1_128.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_camera_e1_59.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
ui_mapextras_open.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_scoreboard_e1_111.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_scoreboard_e1_110.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_scoreboard_e1_108.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_scoreboard_e1_109.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_cs_enterrace_e1_7.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_cs_enterrace_e2_8.chore |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_cs_enterrace_e1_5.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_cs_enterrace_e2_6.chore |
Dave Bogan |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_cs_finishrace_e1_15.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_cs_finishrace_e1_13.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_cs_finishrace_e1_14.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_cs_finishrace_e1_12.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_cs_finishrace_e1_11.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_cs_finishrace_e1_10.chore |
Dave Bogan |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_cs_gettrophy_e1_16.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_coupons_e1_62.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_coachzdoor_e2_42.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_coachzdoor_e1_43.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_coachzdoor_e1_40.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_cs_dq_e1_2.chore |
Let's see [open]... nope, nothing in here [close], next... [open], whew, that's a ripe one! [close]... next [open]... hey now, what's this powder here? sniff-sniff... [he sniffs] |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_cs_dq_e1_1.chore |
Let's see [open]... nope, nothing in here [close], next... [open], whew, that's a moist one! [close]... next [open]... hey now, what's this powder here? sniff-sniff... [he sniffs] |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_cs_dq_e1_3.chore |
{angry}Aw jeez... Hey, Strong Mad!!! |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_lockerroom_use_racestart_e1_104.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_approach_homestar_e5_132.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_approach_coachz_e1_139.chore |
You're crowdin' my F-Stop there, Strong Bad.... |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_approach_coachz_e4_142.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_lourde_e1_97.chore |
[yelling] Hey Coach Z! What's this heavy lourde for? |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_lourde_e2_98.chore |
Boy, that looks heavy... Of course, that could just be because it says "heavy" on it. |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_lourde_e3_99.chore |
[straining] grrrr... argh... oof! |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_lockerroom_use_lourde_e4_100.chore |
I'd rather not herniate myself again until I absolutely have to. |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_cs_homestarstreaks_e1_17.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_doorlockerroom_e1_52.chore |
John Drake |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_doortrack_e1_46.chore |
John Drake |
env_lockerroom_use_trackhedge_e1_113.chore |
[pickup]Wow, who would have thought that Coach Z of all people would have really depressing shrubs. |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_trackhedge_e2_114.chore |
[pickup] [cuttable]Beautiful! Amazing! Four Stars! The Feel-Good Hedge of the Summer! My thumb is up with a lot of admiration! |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_trackholespot_e1_118.chore |
[pickup]I wonder what kind of horrible, disturbing secrets Coach Z's got buried under here? |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_coachz_e1_127.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_trophycase_e1_47.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_hedgetrophy_e1_48.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_strongsadtrophy_e1_49.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_camera_e1_56.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_camera_e2_57.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_lockerroom_use_camera_e3_58.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_lockerroom_use_shears_trackhedge_e1_115.chore |
[pickup]It's time for you to sweat off a few of those excess pounds, hedge boy! |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_shears_trackhedge_e3_117.chore |
[pickup]I think this hedge has gotten enough trimming for now. I don't want it to look too.... Twiggy! |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_balloons_lourde_e1_103.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_gelatin_watertub_e1_71.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_enhancer_homestarlocker_e1_28.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_enhancer_homestarlocker_e2_29.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_enhancer_strongmadlunchbox_e1_38.chore |
Putting performance enhancing energy powder in Strong Mad's lunch pail is kinda like taping a firecracker to an atomic bomb, but what the heck... |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_enhancer_pompombag_e1_34.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_angrytrophy_e1_50.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_explorationtrophy_e1_51.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_watertub_e1_69.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_watertub_e1_70.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_trophy_e1_54.chore |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_stands_e1_64.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_stands_e2_65.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_microphone_e1_122.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_pasystem_e1_125.chore |
[pickup] Hey, I think there's something wedged up in Coach Z's no-fi speakers. Or maybe it's a sunspot. |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_pasystem_e2_126.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_lourde_e5_101.chore |
I hope no one sees through my clever plan to lighten the lourde. |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_lourde_e6_102.chore |
Man, I can't believe that everyone fell for my "tying balloons to the heavy weight" scam. |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_get_mustache_e1_198.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
env_lockerroom_cs_marzipanexits_e1_161.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_metaldetectorfoundsomething_e1_156.chore |
MarkDarin |
MarkDarin |
MarkDarin |
env_lockerroom_use_shovel_bonusmarker_e1_158.chore |
Dave Bogan |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_shovel_bonusdirtpile_e1_159.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_bonusdirtpile_e1_175.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_microphone_e2_123.chore |
[pickup][process: over cheap PA system]Ladies and gentlemen... please give a warm hand... to the receptacle of dreams ... master of laser beams ...{excited}STRONGBAD!!! |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
Andy Welihozkiy |
MarkDarin |
env_lockerroom_use_microphone_e3_124.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_microphone_e3_124.chore |
MarkDarin |
env_lockerroom_found_tgscard_metaldetector_e1_160.chore |
MarkDarin |
MarkDarin |
env_lockerroom_approach_homestar_e1_179.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_approach_homestar_e3_181.chore |
John Drake |
env_lockerroom_cs_closehomestarlocker_e1_157.chore |
John Drake |
env_lockerroom_cs_closepompomlocker_e1_158.chore |
John Drake |
env_lockerroom_cs_closestrongmadlocker_e1_159.chore |
John Drake |
env_lockerroom_use_homestarlocker_e1_156.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
John Drake |
env_lockerroom_hint_enterrace_e1_155.chore |
[Dude, a free cellphone!]Meeh! Mehme Meh Mi! |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_hint_act2_e14_114.chore |
[Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton!] Mimer meh Mimi-mon! |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_pogostick_e1_173.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_pogostick_e1_172.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_trackhedge_e2_174.chore |
[pickup3]That is one handsome hedge! I bet hot trees will be uprooting themselves all over the place to make out with Hedge-Flex Strong Bad. |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_hedgeclippings_e1_163.chore |
MarkDarin |
MarkDarin |
MarkDarin |
env_lockerroom_use_pompombag_e1_169.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_strongmadlunchbox_e1_171.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_gelatin_watertub_e1_71.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_hedgeclippings_e1_163.chore |
Daniel Herrera |
Daniel Herrera |
Daniel Herrera |
env_lockerroom_cs_marzipanexits_e2_160.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_pasystem_e2_126.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_balloons_lourde_e1_176.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_balloons_pogostick_e1_177.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_balloons_pogostick_e1_178.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_onion_homestar_e1_166.chore |
Mark Darin |
Mark Darin |
env_lockerroom_use_scoreboard_e1_164.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_cs_entertrack_e1_167.chore |
Mark Darin |
env_lockerroom_cs_entertrack_e2_182.chore |
Mark Darin |
env_lockerroom_use_hurdle_e2_73.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_curdledmilk_e2_79.chore |
[straining to lift]Whoah, this quart of curdled milk is surprisingly heavy! Must be some curds! |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_curdledmilk_e3_80.chore |
[straining to lift grunts] |
Dave Bogan |
env_lockerroom_use_turtle_e2_76.chore |
[straining to lift grunts]Man, this rare Archipelagopalos Turtle is heavy! |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lockerroom_use_turtle_e3_77.chore |
[straining to lift turtle grunts] |
Mike Stemmle |
lockerroom_strongbad_homestar#
lockerroom_strongbad_homestar_shower_e1_4.chore |
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Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
lockerroom_strongbad_homestar_shower_e1_6.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
Eric Parsons |
lockerroom_strongbad_homestar_race_e3_3.chore |
Is this bothering you? I'm not touching you. Is this bothering you? |
Mike Stemmle |
lockerroom_strongbad_homestar_use_homestar_e1_10.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
lockerroom_strongbad_homestar_manual_e1_17.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
track_strongbad_coachz#
track_strongbad_coachz_race_e1_2.chore |
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Mike Stemmle |
track_strongbad_coachz_race_e2_3.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
track_strongbad_coachz_strongbadrace_e1_7.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
track_strongbad_coachz_enhancers_e1_22.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
track_strongbad_coachz_enhancers_e2_23.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
track_strongbad_coachz_manual_e1_6.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
track_strongbad_coachz_manual_e1_21.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
track_strongbad_coachz_exit_e1_26.chore |
John Drake |
track_strongbad_coachz_enter_e1_9.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
track_strongbad_coachz_enter_e1_11.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
track_strongbad_coachz_enter_e1_13.chore |
track_strongbad_coachz.dlg:What is it, Strong Bad? Pom-Pom and I have a lot of forms to fill out before we send the race footage off to the Swedes. |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
track_strongbad_coachz_enter_e2_14.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
track_strongbad_coachz_exit_e1_17.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
track_strongbad_coachz_exit_e1_15.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
track_strongbad_coachz_enhancers_e1_24.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
track_strongbad_homestar#
track_strongbad_homestar_race_e1_3.chore |
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A race? You mean like a race-race, race race race? |
Mike Stemmle |
track_strongbad_homestar_party_e2_6.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Eric Parsons |
Mike Stemmle |
Eric Parsons |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
track_strongbad_homestar_enter_1_e1_1.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
track_strongbad_homestar_exit_(no_race)_e1_7.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
track_strongbad_homestar_manual_e1_9.chore |
[pickup] You wouldn't happen to know what happened to my Snake Boxer 5 manual, wouldja? |
Mike Stemmle |