This is a sub-page of Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People/Homestar Ruiner.
Packed in the game's data ttarch file, these .dlg files act like a shooting script of the game. Each function of the game, usually defined by chore files, are explained in various degrees of detail. Any and all spelling errors have been kept uncorrected.
Please note that in order to keep these pages from ballooning even further, chores with duplicate commentary have been condensed to show just the first step of the process. For instance, every Cell Phone chore contains the same animation, chore, and sound effect notes. Only the first instance of these details will be preserved in these notes.
Text in bold denotes when the script is different from the actual game.
(All content on this and sub-pages courtesy of: Original TCRF research)
Sub-Pages#
env_castleSB no longer tries to hide behind poop.
env_exteriorSB says something witty
env_lockerroomHomestar pokes his head out of the door. He is nekkid.
env_marzipanhouseThe "useful" bit should be a bit sarcastic (duh).
env_strongbadhouseThis, unfortunately, is also for the demo. My bad.strongbad#
strongbad_use_mustache_strongbad_e1_160.chore |
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Andy Welihozkiy |
strongbad_use_attachedmustache_e1_161.chore |
Andy Welihozkiy |
strongbad_use_floathead_strongbad_e1_156.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_use_homestarclothes_strongbad_e1_158.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_use_homestarclothes_strongbad_e2_159.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_use_homestarcostume_strongbad_e1_170.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
strongbad_use_homestarcostume_strongbad_e2_171.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_use_strongbadclothes_strongbad_e1_172.choreÍ |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
strongbad_use_strongbadclothes_strongbad_e2_173.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_use_gelatin_strongbad_e1_174.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
strongbad_call_marzipan_e1_73.chore |
{Mobile} Let's see... speed dial #1... |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_call_marzipan_e2_74.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_call_marzipan_e3_75.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_call_marzipan_e4_76.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_hint_act2_e1_101.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_call_marzipan_e1_68.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
John Drake |
strongbad_call_marzipan_e2_69.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_call_marzipan_e1_72.choreu |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_call_pompom_e1_78.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_call_pompom_e1_77.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_call_strongbad_e1_70.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_call_thecheat_e1_71.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_call_bubs_e1_72.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_call_coachz_e1_73.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_call_homsar_e1_79.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_get_manualpage_e1_187.chore |
[pickup] It's the cover to my long-lost Snake Boxer 5 manual! |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_get_manualpage_e4_190.chore |
[pickup] Sweet. Holy. Trogdor. It's the last page of my long-lost Snake Boxer 5 manual, which contains (easy Strong Bad) THE SECRET CODE TO UNLOCK THE SECRET FROBIDDEN LEVEL!!! |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_get_trophy_e1_193.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_exit_e1_68.chore |
John Drake |
Andy Welihozkiy |
John Drake |
strongbad_use_metaldetectorwarm_e1_176.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
strongbad_use_mapact3_e1_152.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_use_mapgonowhere_e1_153.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_use_metaldetectorcold_e1_179.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
strongbad_use_metaldetector_e1_192.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
strongbad_use_metaldetector_e1_191.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Andy Welihozkiy |
strongbad_use_cellphone_strongbad_e1_69.chore |
John Drake |
strongbad_get_trophy_exploration_e1_210.chore |
MarkDarin |
MarkDarin |
MarkDarin |
MarkDarin |
strongbad_get_trophy_strongsad_e1_211.chore |
MarkDarin |
strongbad_get_trophy_hedges_e1_212.chore |
MarkDarin |
strongbad_get_trophy_angered_e1_213.chore |
MarkDarin |
strongbad_cs_optionalmanualcomment_e1_203.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_forcehomestardisguiseremoval.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_cs_dontusecostumehere_e1_215.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_cant_call_marzipan_e1_218.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_use_balloons_strongbad_e1_216.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_use_balloons_strongbad_e2_217.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
ui_collectiblepopups_getbeltchampionship.chore |
Mark Darin |
Mark Darin |
Mark Darin |
Mark Darin |
strongbad_hint_getrecord_e3_219.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_hint_winrace_e6_220.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_hint_givecandy_e3_221.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
strongbad_call_homsar_e2_219.chore |
Mark Darin |
env_lappy#
env_lappy_cs_totalloadofferemail_e1_10.chore |
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Mark Darin |
Mark Darin |
env_lappy_use_anymail_e1_17.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lappy_cs_candycouponemail_e1_8.chore |
Dave Bogan |
env_lappy_cs_gettotalloademail_e1_31.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lappy_cs_deleted_e1_23.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lappy_cs_undeleted_e1_27.chore |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lappy_cs_totalloadofferemail_part3_e1_33.chore |
Mark Darin |
Mark Darin |
Mike Stemmle |
env_lappy_use_mainmenuquit_e1_32.chore |
Daniel Herrera |
env_teengirlsquad#
env_teengirlsquad_cs_teengirlsquad_opening_e1_2.chore |
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John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_cs_enterbasketballgame_e1_6.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad.dlg:Hey Baksetballa, I made thi-bought this for you. |
env_teengirlsquad_cs_death_dunkd_e1_7.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad.dlg:(Teen girl transforms into giant roach, shrinks, and is stomped upon.) |
env_teengirlsquad_cs_death_kafkad_e1_9.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_cs_death_armpitd_e1_8.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_cs_death_mistakenidentityd_e1_54.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_cs_death_torchd_e1_10.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_cs_death_digestd_e1_11.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_cs_death_abducted_e1_12.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_cs_death_broiled_e1_13.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_cs_death_robopenguind_e1_14.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_cs_death_piedpiperd_e1_15.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_basketball_e1_3.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_perfume_e1_5.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_kissyface_e1_4.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_kissyface_e1_33.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_roach_e1_35.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_car_e1_37.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_car_e1_36.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_car_e1_53.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_book_e1_40.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_book_e1_38.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_book_e1_39.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_megaphone_e1_42.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_megaphone_e1_41.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_mirror_e1_44.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad.dlg:Gotta make sure my cover up isn't flaking. Nope, horrible scarring acne is safely concealed. |
env_teengirlsquad_use_mirror_e1_43.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_suntanlotion_e1_45.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_hairspray_e1_46.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_ringtone_e1_47.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_txtmsg_e1_49.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_txtmsg_e1_48.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_candybar_e1_52.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_candybar_e1_51.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_candybar_e1_50.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_cs_halftime_e1_17.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_kissyface_e1_33.chore |
John Drake |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad.dlg:(Teen girl transforms into giant roach, shrinks, and is stomped upon. |
env_teengirlsquad_cs_death_kafkad_e2_9.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad.dlg:(Teen girl transforms into giant roach, shrinks, and is stomped upon. |
env_teengirlsquad_cs_death_kafkad_e3_9.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad.dlg:(Teen girl transforms into giant roach, shrinks, and is stomped upon.) |
env_teengirlsquad_cs_death_kafkad_e4_9.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad.dlg:Gotta make sure my cover up isn't flaking. Nope, horrible scarring acne is safely concealed. |
env_teengirlsquad_use_mirror_e2_43.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad.dlg:Gotta make sure my cover up isn't flaking. Nope, horrible scarring acne is safely concealed. |
env_teengirlsquad_use_mirror_e3_43.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad.dlg:Gotta make sure my cover up isn't flaking. Nope, horrible scarring acne is safely concealed. |
env_teengirlsquad_use_mirror_e4_43.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad.dlg:Hey Baksetballa, I made thi-bought this for you. |
env_teengirlsquad_cs_death_dunkd_e2_7.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad.dlg:Hey Baksetballa, I made thi-bought this for you. |
env_teengirlsquad_cs_death_dunkd_e3_7.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad.dlg:Hey Baksetballa, I made thi-bought this for you. |
env_teengirlsquad_cs_death_dunkd_e4_7.chore |
John Drake |
env_teengirlsquad_use_kissyface_e1_54.chore |
John Drake |
ui_collectiblepopups_gettgscard_roach.chore |
John Drake |