Sammy the Cyclebot

Sammy the Cyclebot is the really obscure sequel to the already-obscure Quagmire. It's so obscure that there's no record of anyone having beaten the game (which, considering that it's much harder than its predecessor, is saying something).

Developer Messages#

Going to the Password Continue dialog, the player can type one of the following to uncover hidden messages. Passwords are separated by commas, as some of these are mapped to the same message.

Most of the passwords and messages relate to residence halls at Stanford University, and Small also takes the opportunity to hack away at Stanford's rival.

Password	Message
tony small	Tony Small needs you! Well, OK, he doesn't neeeed you. But he really wants you to buy his game. He's not going beg, but he'll come damn close.
cyclebot	Cyclebot (adj): Of a cyclic-botic nature. Example: The Milky Way sure is one cyclebot galaxy. Where do you think your puting those cyclebot hands!?
sammy	Sammy (verb): To Sammy someone. To induce one to Sam. Example: John is going to Sammy that poor old lady. I hope he doesn't get Sammed.
loro, mirlo	Structured Liberal Education - Where severely warped and twisted individuals are socially warped and twisted beyond human recognition.
casa zapata	Late Night! Where else could you get a stale piece of pizza for $3.50 or a bottle of Snapple for $1.75 or stomach-twisting nachos for $2.50?
larkin	Larkinites of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your North Lounge and your 19 inch TV.
stanford	Stanford: Junior college? Me thinks not.
kimball	For the luckiest of the lucky. Is this as good as it gets?
wilbur, arroyo, trancos, junipero	Wilbur, where the motto is: All you can eat! or Who eats all this shit?
burbank	The sixth circle of Stern's hell. For those who drew above 10,000.
serra, donner, twain, stern	Stern sucks. Stern food sucks. Hopefully you have a lot of friends.
toyon	High ceilings and great food. But who wants triples and quads?
cedro	Cedro's a nice place to visit, but my god, I wouldn't want to live there.
berkeley	Cal Students: This is your last year for the axe. Enjoy it while it lasts.
branner	Rule 1: Branner Sucks. Exceptions: There are none. See Rule 1.
castano, lantana	Ok, so maybe Lantana is a quiet dorm. But compared to Castano, it's a riot.
(N/A; no password programmed)	Freud? Marx? Galileo? Darwin? Bible? Yeah... I think we read some of those.

(Source: Original TCRF research)