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Such as: A very naughty story, with some pixelated nudity and raunchy jokes.
A computer port of Sega's arcade game, but single-player only. Might as well call it "Dynamite Duk" at this point...
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Similar to the Amiga and Atari ST releases of the game, this port of Dynamite Dux contains a spicy variant of the intro sequence, though slightly modified to account for this version being single-player only. It can be accessed by holding D + I + R + T + Y while the game is loading. Note that this only works on the tape release, as it's the only one with the intro sequence in question.
Original
Dirty
ONE DAY,LUCY WAS PLAYING WITH
HER PET BIN THE DUCK IN
A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER GARDEN.
THEN SUDDENLY AN EVIL BLACK
SHADOW APPEARED AND CHANGED
INTO ACHACHA THE GREAT WHILE
THEY WERE WATCHING.
LUCY STARTLED AND FRIGHTENED
WAS KEPT IN A MIRACLE BALL
AND TAKEN AWAY TO ACHACHA
WORLD BY ACHACHA THE GREAT.
THEREFORE BIN THE DUCK ROSE UP
AND VENTURED INTO ACHACHA
WORLD TO RESCUE HER.
ONE DAY,LUCY WAS PLAYING WITH
HERSELF,WHILE BIN WAS TOSSING
IN A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER GARDEN.
THEN SUDDENLY AN EVIL BLACK
PIMP APPEARED AND CHANGED
INTO SOME KINKY LEATHER GEAR
WHILE THEY WERE WATCHING.
LUCY STARTLED AND ORGASMED AT
THE SIZE OF HIS MIRACLE BALLS,
AND DISAPPEARED WITH THE PIMP
TO HIS SLEEZY BROTHEL.
THEREFORE BIN AND HIS DICK ROSE
UP AND VENTURED INTO THE BROTHEL,
NOT WANTING TO MISS OUT.
