Postal III

This page details pre-release information and/or media for Postal III.

Audio#

Rick Hunter#

Shortly after the first press demos were completed, the original actor for the Postal Dude, Rick Hunter, had to leave the project due to obligations elsewhere. The stuff he recorded was uploaded by him on the internet after the game's release, and a good chunk of it was eventually snuck into Postal 2 Complete in a patch.

Audio	Transcript
	Apparently not.
	It's like Auschwitz for tadpoles!
	Be free, little semen biscuit!
	I bet if I'll walk up to the bulletin board... some text will pop out and tell me what to do.
	Burn!
	Burn vile snot ball!
	Can't we all just get along?
	I wonder if there's a cheat code on GameFAQs?
	Augh... (coughing fit)
	Crap.
	Wow, your customers appear to have very nasty colds...
	I guess I could pick another job on the job board or go outside and... play? Decisions, decisions...
	Don't crowd, there's plenty for everyone!
	Alright, don't hold the trigger for too long or people might die... Gotcha.
	Man, I don't think Valve had a shader for that!
	I just hope they have a good employee discount.
	Hm... this game is gonna be preeeetty boring, unless I can figure out the way to escape from this shithole!
	Ah shit, and everything was going so well this morning.
	Eww...
	Eww, no!
	Fuck!
	Gee, thanks.
	Ah, I guess I can't be a burden on society forever. I suppose I can get a job?
	Glad I'm not you.
	Hey man, good to meet ya!
	Gotcha!
	Hehehe, beyotch!
	Hello, anybody home? I'm here about the temp job, hello?
	Here you go.
	No, I better stay and finish the job.
	No, I better not. If I kill him, how the hell am I gonna get paid?
	I don't think so.
	If you say so.
	I knew it.
	Fuck, I'll have to do that one over.
	You realise that I'm just gonna have to repeat the same line of dialogue over and over, until you stop doing whatever it is the game designer doesn't want you to do, right?
	I'm just going to try not to think about it.
	Ah, I'm almost sorry about that.
	Say, I'm pretty good at this!
	Hm... I'm pretty sure there's more snot wads to cleanup.
	Is it as good for you as it is for me?
	Is that what Jesus would do?
	I suck.
	Jesus.
	(evil chuckle)
	Make that two for President Hilary.
	Maybe I should try harder.
	Meet my little friends.
	I'd really like to bail... but I need the money, and meth doesn't buy itself.
	Microsoft approved this?
	My bad.
	My eye!
	Nice catch.
	Nice one.
	No problemo.
	Clearly, not missing is key.
	Okay.
	One for Jimmy, The Flipper Baby....
	One for Mom...
	One for President Hilary.
	And one for Steven Hawking...
	And one for the Pope...
	And one for Uncle Dad.
	Hmm, only one choice, must be a demo. Let's see...
	Ooh, there's another one!
	Ooh, there's one!
	Oops.
	Oww!
	Augh!
	Ron's Porn World needs an Environmental Maintenance Specialist. I don't know what that is, but I know I was born to do it!
	I'll bet this seems less nauseating in the design docs.
	Shit!
	So that's what that smells like.
	This is suprisingly satisfying.
	Thank you Microsoft!
	Say, that looks good on you.
	Shit, that one didn't count, did it?
	Hey, that's my favorite skull!
	You mean the dumpster that's on fire?
	The pain!
	Man, this is gonna take forever if my aim doesn't improve.
	I'll bet the tissue companies are kicking themselves for not getting product placement in this game. Then again, maybe not!
	Jesus, what's going on down here?
	(whistling)
	I wonder how I get one.
	What's the worst that can happen?
	Ok, you don't like me, I get it!
	Eww, you don't mean I have to-
	You gotta be fucking kidding.
	Augh!
	Augh...
	Egh...
	Yuck!

CD Soundtrack Lines#

To do:
Remove the ones that are used in the final game.

In the official CD Soundtrack, there are a lot of lines that play between the songs. Most of these are different takes from cutscene audio or clips that weren't included in-game.

Audio	Origin
	Paradise Dream Bridge Starting Cutscene
	Paradise Dream Bridge Ending Cutscene (different take)
	Monkey Test Lab Assault (Bad Path) Ending Cutscene
	Jen Walcott's Bodyguard Starting Cutscene
	Gay Rodeo (old voice actor)
	Slave 'Boy' Escort Killed Paparazzi Ending Cutscene
	Bad Ending (different take)
	Gay Rodeo (Bad Path)
	Could possibly been a taunt that Postal Dude would say randomly.
	Gay Rodeo
	Would have been for Dave Land's Ron Jeremy speech.