You pulverized ~#FEFF~ with your bare hands.
~r~~#FEFF~'s Kung-Fu is stronger than yours.
You beat ~#FEFF~ with your nightstick.
~r~~#FEFF~ gave you a nightstick enema.
You pulverized ~#FEFF~ with your baseball bat.
~r~~#FEFF~ scored a home run with your head.
You disemboweled ~#FEFF~ with your sword.
~r~~#FEFF~ showed you the finer points of fencing.
You minced ~#FEFF~ with your chainsaw.
~r~~#FEFF~ tore you apart with a chainsaw.
You took down ~#FEFF~ with your pistol.
~r~~#FEFF~ wasted you with a pistol.
You gave ~#FEFF~ two bullets for the price of one with your dual pistols.
~r~~#FEFF~ showed you how they handle dual pistols.
You shot ~#FEFF~ with your revolver, and made your day.
~r~~#FEFF~ ruined your day with a revolver.
You riddled ~#FEFF~ with bullets from your micro SMG.
~r~~#FEFF~ ripped you apart with a micro SMG.
You hit ~#FEFF~ with a full clip from your SMG.
~r~~#FEFF~ emptied an SMG into you.
You blasted ~#FEFF~ with your shotgun.
~r~~#FEFF~ blasted you with a shotgun.
You gave ~#FEFF~ a face full of buckshot with your stubby shotgun.
~r~~#FEFF~'s stubby shotgun spattered your face with buckshot.
You blasted ~#FEFF~ with both barrels from your double-barreled shotgun.
~r~~#FEFF~ blasted you with both barrels of a double-barreled shotgun.
You wiped out ~#FEFF~ with your assault rifle.
~r~~#FEFF~ wiped you out with an assault rifle.
You took out ~#FEFF~ with your carbine.
~r~~#FEFF~ took you out with a carbine.
You shredded ~#FEFF~ with your minigun.
~r~~#FEFF~ shredded you with a minigun.
You roasted ~#FEFF~ with your flamethrower.
~r~~#FEFF~ toasted you with a flamethrower.
You blew away ~#FEFF~ with your rocket launcher.
~r~~#FEFF~ sent you into orbit with a rocket launcher.
You fried ~#FEFF~ to death with your 'non-lethal' Teaser.
~r~You rode ~#FEFF~'s 'non-lethal' Teaser to deadsville.
You fragged ~#FEFF~ with a grenade.
~r~~#FEFF~ fragged you with a grenade.
You incinerated ~#FEFF~ with your Molotov.
~r~~#FEFF~ gave you an explosive cocktail.
~#FEFF~ failed to spot your proximity mine.
~r~~#FEFF~ surprised you with a proximity mine.
You turned ~#FEFF~ into roadkill.
~r~~#FEFF~ used you as a hood ornament.
~r~You became another accident statistic.
~#FEFF~ jaywalked to the morgue.
~r~You got smoked in an explosion.
~#FEFF~ was obliterated in an explosion.
~r~Remember: Grenades are not toys.
~#FEFF~ couldn't get the pin back into a grenade.
~r~You forgot rocket launchers need a lot of room when fired.
~#FEFF~ got caught in his own rocket's blast radius.
~r~You forgot where you'd planted your proximity mine.
~#FEFF~ got careless with a proximity mine.
~r~You drowned.
~#FEFF~ is sleeping with the fishes.
~r~You're toast.
~#FEFF~ was incinerated.
~r~You were wasted by the enemy.
~#FEFF~ Was wasted by the enemy.
~r~LCPD finally took you down.
~#FEFF~ was wasted by the cops.
You grabbed $~#FEFE~ of the stash cash.
~#FEFF~ grabbed $~#FEFE~ cash.
~w~A vehicle has been destroyed.
~w~Capture the enemy area.
~w~Destroy the enemy gang ~r~assets ~w~to capture the area.
~w~Enemy area captured. Now go to the next ~r~area.
~w~You lost an area. Defend the next ~b~area.
~w~Defend your gang ~b~assets.
~w~Plant the bomb in the ~y~halo ~w~to destroy the enemy base.
Stay inside the ~r~halo ~w~until the timer expires to plant the bomb.
Bomb
Assets
Targets
Vehicles
Stop the enemy from destroying your ~y~base ~w~with a bomb.
The van was destroyed. Get another ~y~van.
~#FEFF~ has dropped off the van. Try to get the next ~y~van.
