~b~Mel~w~~n~Well, if it isn't the star of my show!
~y~Huang~w~~n~That's right. It isn't.
~b~Mel~w~~n~I beg to differ.
~b~Mel~w~~n~Chan's given you to me as my guide and protector - a knowing Virgil to my innocent Dante - as I chart the corrupting pit of hell you methheads live in.
~y~Huang~w~~n~It's good to see unprejudiced reporting is alive and well.
~b~Mel~w~~n~I'm sorry if the truth hurts, but integrity and impartiality - the truth and nothing but - are how I roll.
~y~Huang~w~~n~In that case, I predict a real problem getting a job at a network.
~b~Mel~w~~n~Like I need career critique from a professional criminal.
~b~Mel~w~~n~Come on. Let's get to the docks. Chan's got a huge shipment of drugs arriving.
~b~Mel~w~~n~I want to get close to the action, and shoot my first footage. Man, this is seriously authentic.
~b~Mel~w~~n~You drive. I'm gonna get my cameras ready.
~y~Huang~w~~n~I'm gonna take a look and make sure everything's cool.
~b~Mel~w~~n~I'll come with you.
~y~Huang~w~~n~No. You stay here. I don't know what line Chan fed you, but if these guys see you filming them - you're dead.
~b~Mel~w~~n~I'm willing to suffer for the truth.
~y~Huang~w~~n~Take a camera in there and you'll be the one getting shot. Chan would be pretty pissed if that happened.
~b~Mel~w~~n~I don't care!
~y~Huang~w~~n~Don't get me wrong it's not you I'm thinking about.
~b~Mel~w~~n~What about freedom of the press?
~y~Huang~w~~n~Look, shoot your footage from inside the van. And keep me out of it.
~b~Mel~w~~n~Of course, of course.
~b~Mel~w~~n~Oh, my God! You killed those guys... what the fuck is wrong with you?
~y~Huang~w~~n~What did you expect? It's not like I'm gonna call the cops and complain that our massive supply of narcotics is getting jacked.
~y~Huang~w~~n~"Help! Police! Our massive illicit drug shipment is being ripped off!"
~b~Mel~w~~n~Funny. Well, laugh this one up: I did call the cops.
~y~Huang~w~~n~What?
~b~Mel~w~~n~Well, what did you expect me to do? I was crapping myself!
~y~Huang~w~~n~You stupid bitch!
~b~Mel~w~~n~Hey! You were supposed to be protecting me while I was filming!
~y~Huang~w~~n~I was kind of busy - maybe you noticed?
~y~Huang~w~~n~Look, if you wanna keep that footage, you'd better get out of here before your cops arrive.
~y~Huang~w~~n~Go!
