Nephew,~n~ I'm sorry our meeting was a little tense. I miss your father dearly. He was like a brother to me. In fact, he was a brother to me.~n~ My grief often gets the better of me, and I find myself acting inappropriately. Please forgive me.~n~ I hope you like your apartment, but don't get too comfortable - I need to speak to you about something as soon as possible.~n~ ~n~ Yours,~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~
Nephew,~n~ That restaurant manager has just been complaining about the quality of service we provide.~n~ As he is a man who likes to piss into his customers' drinks, I found his choice of words a little confusing.~n~ Nonetheless, we cannot tolerate this kind of humiliation.~n~ ~n~ Come right over!~n~ ~n~ Yours,~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~
Nephew,~n~ I hope you're enjoying yourself, bleeding me dry in that apartment I am paying for.~n~ I myself am experiencing rather dire cash flow problems. I need your help. Please visit me as soon as you can.~n~ ~n~ Yours,~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~
Nephew,~n~ You have shown yourself to be a formidable entrepreneur in the pharmaceutical and healthcare business. Your father would be proud.~n~ ~n~ Keep it up. I've got my eye on a property in East Island City, and I'll need you to raise $5000 so we can secure the lease on it.~n~ We're going places, Huang! I'm proud of you.~n~ ~n~ Your loving uncle,~n~ Kenny.~n~
Nephew,~n~ How are you?~n~ I'm struggling. Your aunt is giving me hell. She accuses me of being a power crazed, sex maniac. She understands so little about men.~n~ Anyway, I'm closing the deal on that property in East Island City. Have you raised the money we need?~n~ Bring the $5000 to the warehouse as soon as you can.~n~ ~n~ Best,~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~
Nephew,~n~ Well done Huang! You have dealt our true enemy a crippling blow.~n~ For the first time, I was truly proud to call you my nephew. Previously, I have just said I was proud, but really been sort of embarrassed by you, but not today!~n~ ~n~ Yours,~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~ ~n~ PS: I don't think you recovered Yu Jian in this raid, clearly further raids will be necessary.~n~
Nephew,~n~ Those Korean kids, the Midtown Gangsters, have been friends of our family for years. Your incessant attacks on them must stop.~n~ They're now so weak that they are being threatened and defeated by several of the city's more unpleasant Italian families.~n~ For now, we must concentrate our efforts on our most virulent enemies: those moronic Spanish Lords.~n~ ~n~ Yours,~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~
Nephew,~n~ Unbelievable! Hsin is now engaged in peace talks with certain Italian irritants. There's even talk of us 'working' together. Do I look like I like pizza? And yes, that is a racial stereotype, and no, I don't give a fuck. I'm pissed off.~n~ These are the same mobsters that are mopping up territory with Zhou and Chan that was left vacant by your crippling and frankly bizarre assaults on those Koreans.~n~ What the fuck were you thinking? Who had got it into your tiny mind that this was a good idea?~Nephew,~n~ Your work with those Italian assholes has pleased Hsin. However, he is less than pleased that we haven't yet recovered Yu Jian. Quite a demanding old goat, isn't he? I love him!~n~ He has punished me by giving some of my holdings and businesses to Chan and Zhou. It would make me want to kill and maim and scream in rage less if I didn't KNOW that one of those cunts set me up. But we must find proof before we act. And act I will. I can be very vengeful. I often torture my pets. My wife hates me.~n~Nephew,~n~ Hsin's patience with you has seemingly run out. As far as he's concerned you ARE the Fed rat.~n~ His men are under orders to kill you on sight. It doesn't look good.~n~ ~n~ Meet me at the Libertonian Museum. I have a plan. And don't say I haven't got your back.~n~ ~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~
Nephew,~n~ Your work with those Italian assholes has pleased Hsin. However, he is less than pleased that we haven't yet recovered Yu Jian. Quite a demanding old goat, isn't he? I love him!~n~ He has punished me by giving some of my holdings and businesses to Chan and Zhou. It would make me want to kill and maim and scream in rage less if I didn't KNOW that one of those cunts set me up. But we must find proof before we act. And act I will. I can be very vengeful. I often torture my pets. My wife hates me.~n~Nephew,~n~ Hsin's patience with you has seemingly run out. As far as he's concerned you ARE the Fed rat.~n~ His men are under orders to kill you on sight. It doesn't look good.~n~ ~n~ Meet me at the Libertonian Museum. I have a plan. And don't say I haven't got your back.~n~ ~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~
Nephew,~n~ Hsin's patience with you has seemingly run out. As far as he's concerned you ARE the Fed rat.~n~ His men are under orders to kill you on sight. It doesn't look good.~n~ ~n~ Meet me at the Libertonian Museum. I have a plan. And don't say I haven't got your back.~n~ ~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~
Huang,~n~ I have restored your honorable standing: There will be no more lingering doubts over your loyalty.~n~ ~n~ Though all the Tongs are behind us, finishing off the traitorous Chan and Zhou will be no easy task, as both of them have groups of allies. Probably best we do the honorable thing and kill all of them.~n~ ~n~ Good Luck.~n~ Boss Wu Lee.~n~
Nephew,~n~ This is urgent! I will use a lot of exclamation marks in the hope you get my point!!! The Feds are conducting raids on all of our operations. It's an unbelievable liberty!~n~ ~n~ They seem to know our every move before we make it. Even Chan Jaoming has been arrested! Thank god. I hope someone gives him a good jailhouse welcome. Little prick.~n~ ~n~ Someone MUST be ratting us all out.~n~ ~n~ Go to Hsin's penthouse in Little Italy. He'll know what to do.~n~ ~n~ Yours,~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~ ~n~ PS: I dNephew,~n~ Hsin wants to meet you at the Amusement Park after you've completed your mission.~n~ Be careful: He's eliminating all those he suspects of treachery, and he's an angry and hypocritical old goat.~n~ ~n~ I will try to be there before you arrive.~n~ ~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~
Nephew,~n~ Hsin wants to meet you at the Amusement Park after you've completed your mission.~n~ Be careful: He's eliminating all those he suspects of treachery, and he's an angry and hypocritical old goat.~n~ ~n~ I will try to be there before you arrive.~n~ ~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~
Huang,~n~ It is as I suspected. The traitor Chan is about to flee his rat-hole, and leave the city. This cannot be allowed to happen. He must pay for his crimes.~n~ ~n~ The Tongs remember Hsin's oath: The traitor's life was forfeit, no matter whom he was found to be.~n~ ~n~ I will send some men to aid you. A trapped rat can be dangerous.~n~ ~n~ Boss Wu Lee.~n~
Nephew,~n~ While Hsin has you running errands for the mob, it might be worth your while using one our old safe houses near Spanish Lords territory in Northwood.~n~ ~n~ Yours,~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~
Nephew,~n~ I hope you're relaxing and enjoying yourself in this fine city. I'm sick with worry for the future of my family, but I don't mean to worry you.~n~ It appears that the rich fool you hijacked used to own an apartment in Lancaster. I found the keys in his van. With him now out of business, perhaps you should make use of it?~n~ I am really feeling the expense of putting you up in that first place, and you've not been exactly forward with the rent, have you?~n~ ~n~ Yours,~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~
